<![CDATA[Footballers and the Porn Stars Who Love Them - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Footballers and the Porn Stars Who Love Them - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Sat, 03 May 2008 22:38:41 EDT Sat, 03 May 2008 22:38:41 EDT http://deadspin.com/386861/footballers-and-the-porn-stars-who-love-them <![CDATA[Footballers and the Porn Stars Who Love Them]]> http://deadspin.com/386861/footballers-and-the-porn-stars-who-love-them#c5513246 @Signal to Noise: Plus, when you already have Ron Jeremy, Nina Hartley, Joanna Angel, & the cast of Assraelis to your credit, why do you need to adopt Goys to fill out the roster?

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:386861:c5513246 Sat, 03 May 2008 22:38:41 EDT <![CDATA[Footballers and the Porn Stars Who Love Them]]> http://deadspin.com/386861/footballers-and-the-porn-stars-who-love-them#c5510660 "How can a club called Chinawhite take exception to drug use"

I asked a similar question as I was carried out the door of a NYC Bar called The Opium Den by a couple bouncers.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:386861:c5510660 Sat, 03 May 2008 15:28:23 EDT <![CDATA[Footballers and the Porn Stars Who Love Them]]> http://deadspin.com/386861/footballers-and-the-porn-stars-who-love-them#c5510436 @What Would Kornheiser Do?: Why did you link to a picture of Tori Spelling?

AkAggie

]]> 11:386861:c5510436 Sat, 03 May 2008 14:54:01 EDT <![CDATA[Footballers and the Porn Stars Who Love Them]]> http://deadspin.com/386861/footballers-and-the-porn-stars-who-love-them#c5510359 @What Would Kornheiser Do?: That is nightmare fuel. I remember Classic Jenna Jameson. I don't know who that is in your linked photo.

Peter Cavan

]]> 11:386861:c5510359 Sat, 03 May 2008 14:41:06 EDT <![CDATA[Footballers and the Porn Stars Who Love Them]]> http://deadspin.com/386861/footballers-and-the-porn-stars-who-love-them#c5510348 @What Would Kornheiser Do?: Jesus, she gets bonier every time I see her. Somebody get that poor woman a T-bone.

sassydeerrun

]]> 11:386861:c5510348 Sat, 03 May 2008 14:40:13 EDT <![CDATA[Footballers and the Porn Stars Who Love Them]]> http://deadspin.com/386861/footballers-and-the-porn-stars-who-love-them#c5510317 Tim Kirkjian has grown in every dimension.

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> 11:386861:c5510317 Sat, 03 May 2008 14:35:45 EDT <![CDATA[Footballers and the Porn Stars Who Love Them]]> http://deadspin.com/386861/footballers-and-the-porn-stars-who-love-them#c5510270 Yes...

...five years ago. Shame when hot bitches carve themselves up....

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Larsen's Biscuits

]]> 11:386861:c5510270 Sat, 03 May 2008 14:29:12 EDT <![CDATA[Footballers and the Porn Stars Who Love Them]]> http://deadspin.com/386861/footballers-and-the-porn-stars-who-love-them#c5510259 Eww, those things look like grapefruits in a sock.

sassydeerrun

]]> 11:386861:c5510259 Sat, 03 May 2008 14:28:03 EDT <![CDATA[Footballers and the Porn Stars Who Love Them]]> http://deadspin.com/386861/footballers-and-the-porn-stars-who-love-them#c5510243 Never thought I'd say this, but I wish it was a Nazi orgy.

Suss--

]]> 11:386861:c5510243 Sat, 03 May 2008 14:26:38 EDT <![CDATA[Footballers and the Porn Stars Who Love Them]]> http://deadspin.com/386861/footballers-and-the-porn-stars-who-love-them#c5510228 Ronaldo is wondering how he can contact the photoshopped Jenna.

LeagueofShadows

]]> 11:386861:c5510228 Sat, 03 May 2008 14:24:38 EDT <![CDATA[Footballers and the Porn Stars Who Love Them]]> http://deadspin.com/386861/footballers-and-the-porn-stars-who-love-them#c5510223 @UkraineNotWeak: a couple of covers aren't going to make those artificial things Kosher.

Signal to Noise

]]> 11:386861:c5510223 Sat, 03 May 2008 14:23:11 EDT <![CDATA[Footballers and the Porn Stars Who Love Them]]> http://deadspin.com/386861/footballers-and-the-porn-stars-who-love-them#c5510208 You know you have an ugly face when Photoshopping some dude's mug over your head is actually an improvement.

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:386861:c5510208 Sat, 03 May 2008 14:21:38 EDT <![CDATA[Footballers and the Porn Stars Who Love Them]]> http://deadspin.com/386861/footballers-and-the-porn-stars-who-love-them#c5510152 Those breasts are now Kosher for the Sabbath.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:386861:c5510152 Sat, 03 May 2008 14:14:00 EDT <![CDATA[Footballers and the Porn Stars Who Love Them]]> http://deadspin.com/386861/footballers-and-the-porn-stars-who-love-them#c5510149 Gah! Well, I can't say I wasnt warned.

/shudders

longefellowes

]]> 11:386861:c5510149 Sat, 03 May 2008 14:13:20 EDT <![CDATA[Footballers and the Porn Stars Who Love Them]]> http://deadspin.com/386861/footballers-and-the-porn-stars-who-love-them#c5510145 If I squint I can still rub one out.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> 11:386861:c5510145 Sat, 03 May 2008 14:12:42 EDT <![CDATA[Footballers and the Porn Stars Who Love Them]]> http://deadspin.com/386861/footballers-and-the-porn-stars-who-love-them#c5510138 Well, Avram's face is possibly less wrinkled and stretched than Jenna's orifices.

Signal to Noise

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