BWI Isn't Just a Crappy Airport In Maryland - Deadspin Comments

BWI Isn't Just a Crappy Airport In Maryland

Chet Lemon — Mon, 05 May 2008 11:12:33 EDT

The float test is inherently racist.

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rdldr1 — Sun, 04 May 2008 23:26:13 EDT

Im with most Bears fans who think Cedric is a bum. Not only he is a draft bust (at 4th overall), he also was the main reason the Bears let go of Thomas Jones. The two didnt get along, and Ced's the one with character issues.

Ced's arrest isnt the worst NFL "boat offense." You guys remember the infamous Vikings "love boat" scandal?

rdldr1

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Fletch F. Fletch — Sun, 04 May 2008 21:33:55 EDT

the best cutting and weaving he's done since college.

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Don't Do Drugs? — Sun, 04 May 2008 20:14:45 EDT

Although this just makes me hate Cedric Benson even more, at least he didn't have some kinda "love boat" orgy goin on like the vikings

Don't Do Drugs?

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DGonSouthCap — Sun, 04 May 2008 18:30:02 EDT

BWI Thurgood Marshall Airport at Friendship Field is a damn fine airport. It has good bars, too. Except for the Pier-D express gates (US Airways to Philly and NYC). That's like "Langoliers" scary down there.

DGonSouthCap

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Jon_Benet_Rams — Sun, 04 May 2008 18:27:16 EDT

So he can't even break cop's tackles...

Jon_Benet_Rams

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Free Matt Roloff — Sun, 04 May 2008 16:47:21 EDT

@supermike5alive: Yep, my whole Roloff family accepted an invite from CedBen

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DikembeMeiztombo — Sun, 04 May 2008 15:15:41 EDT

So if he's made of wood, he's drunk? Or would it be sober?

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MiamiMagic — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:44:04 EDT

This is unbelievable! I'm shocked!

BWI is a pretty nice airport.

MiamiMagic

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TheRunningboard7 — Sun, 04 May 2008 13:56:08 EDT

There's always a job for him in Dallas.

TheRunningboard7

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Pacman Scones — Sun, 04 May 2008 13:55:49 EDT

I can't believe I named my cat after him.

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JB* — Sun, 04 May 2008 13:34:03 EDT

@Moobs: He turned me into a newt!

... I got better

JB*

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Brazil Thrill — Sun, 04 May 2008 12:44:10 EDT

@supermike5alive: And I thank you for the obvious grammar lesson, professah supahmike.

@sharknut: There's still room in this handbasket, my friend.

Brazil Thrill

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Moobs — Sun, 04 May 2008 12:36:55 EDT

@Sid Bream Was Out:If Cedric Benson weighs more than a duck, he's a witch...er, drunk.

Moobs

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Drederick Tatum — Sun, 04 May 2008 12:05:05 EDT

You might think that this is the first time an NFL player has been arrested for drunk sailing.

But, as you might imagine, a Bengal has already beat Benson to it: Eric Steinbach - arrested for sailing while intoxicated.

Drederick Tatum

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supermike5alive — Sun, 04 May 2008 12:03:26 EDT

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: great deductive skills figuring out what i actually meant despite that little typo, detective.

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Thundercracker — Sun, 04 May 2008 12:02:03 EDT

BWI? Why the hell else would you be on a boat if there were no alcohol involved? Its why that America's Cup thing never really gets any attention, well that and the deadly pirate attacks.

Thundercracker

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Secret Identity — Sun, 04 May 2008 11:50:42 EDT

Cedric Benson - he doesn't just sink fantasy teams or the Bears' running attack, folks!

Secret Identity

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MayDay Malone — Sun, 04 May 2008 11:47:56 EDT

Another sad case of Boating While Black in Texas.

MayDay Malone

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sharknut — Sun, 04 May 2008 11:46:59 EDT

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: If I did a spit-take on your comment, does that I mean I'm going to hell?

sharknut

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preciousroy — Sun, 04 May 2008 11:41:20 EDT

I bet he blew higher than his yard per carry average.

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Brazil Thrill — Sun, 04 May 2008 11:40:45 EDT

@supermike5alive: If by "puncuation" you mean punctuation then yes, I agree. It looked weird with the period in there, though.

Brazil Thrill

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supermike5alive — Sun, 04 May 2008 11:35:30 EDT

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: your new icon needs some puncuation.

supermike5alive

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Brazil Thrill — Sun, 04 May 2008 11:32:16 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: So did Tom Mees. And he was given the test in a pool. Not the ocean, not the ocean, but a pool. We're talking about a pool.

Brazil Thrill

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formerly Chief Wahoo — Sun, 04 May 2008 11:28:57 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Bison Dele doesn't think so.

formerly Chief Wahoo

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BabaOje — Sun, 04 May 2008 11:27:24 EDT

@Sid Bream Was Out: or a duck

BabaOje

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HazelMaesLandingStrip — Sun, 04 May 2008 11:25:30 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Marquise Hill would like a word with you...

HazelMaesLandingStrip

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UkraineNotWeak — Sun, 04 May 2008 11:22:47 EDT

Natalie Wood also failed the float test.

Too soon?

UkraineNotWeak

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Secret Identity — Sun, 04 May 2008 11:09:16 EDT

who failed a sobriety "float test"

His ship be sinking.

Secret Identity

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Brazil Thrill — Sun, 04 May 2008 11:08:09 EDT

@Sid Bream Was Out: Doh!

Brazil Thrill

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Brazil Thrill — Sun, 04 May 2008 11:07:51 EDT

@Slothrop: And if he melts, he's a witch.

Brazil Thrill

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Sid Bream Was Out — Sun, 04 May 2008 11:06:11 EDT

@Slothrop: if he floats he is a witch.

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Slothrop — Sun, 04 May 2008 11:06:04 EDT

@Slothrop:
wait, what? hangovers are a bitch.

That should read, "So the float test is: 'if he floats, he's drunk; if he sinks, he's sober?'"

/go back to bed stupid

Slothrop

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Slothrop — Sun, 04 May 2008 11:04:48 EDT

So the float does is "if he floats, he's drunk; if he sinks, he's sober?"

Slothrop

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Brazil Thrill — Sun, 04 May 2008 11:03:54 EDT

@supermike5alive: They're the River Authority, otherwise known as Police Academy rejects.

Brazil Thrill

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Sid Bream Was Out — Sun, 04 May 2008 11:03:37 EDT

Benson also was cited for failure to wave.

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Texy — Sun, 04 May 2008 11:03:10 EDT

Wait, hold up... you can get arrested for being drunk on a boat in Lake Travis? They're going to need to arrest 75% of the city of Austin.

Texy

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Spectacular Sam — Sun, 04 May 2008 11:02:13 EDT

Gentlemen, get off your knees. Your rich uncle Homer is throwing the wildest box social the high seas have ever seen! And you're invited!

Spectacular Sam

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Unsilent Majority — Sun, 04 May 2008 10:59:27 EDT

@supermike5alive: It's not like they're real cops.

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J-No — Sun, 04 May 2008 10:56:28 EDT

@supermike5alive:It's Texas math.

J-No

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supermike5alive — Sun, 04 May 2008 10:54:49 EDT

between 12-15? were there midgets involved?

can they not count the # of people on a 30' boat or were people jumping off the boat to safety, unable to be counted?

supermike5alive

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Sid Bream Was Out — Sun, 04 May 2008 10:54:30 EDT

Do you have to swim a straight line?

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Herbies_Wingman — Sun, 04 May 2008 10:54:14 EDT

Alonzo Spellman is not impressed

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Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket — Sun, 04 May 2008 10:53:41 EDT

Fred Smoot is not impressed

Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket