<![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Mon, 05 May 2008 10:06:05 EDT Mon, 05 May 2008 10:06:05 EDT http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5521405 That beatdown was amazing. Atlanta hasn't been torched like that since Sherman marched through. I was very pleased.

prattler

]]> 11:386951:c5521405 Mon, 05 May 2008 10:06:05 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5519146 @algiers4: I got Ken Tremendous' point (the Tolstoy line), and I got Jeffrey Ross' (the Bea Arthur joke)...I'm just wondering if you're ever going to get back to your own point.

Or did you not have one to begin with, save for an absurd generalization expressed with all the thought and panache of a remedial fourth-grader?

metroville

]]> 11:386951:c5519146 Sun, 04 May 2008 23:19:51 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5518616 SAVING FRUM DROWNIN IN INVISIBUL OSHUN

Jay Busbee

]]> 11:386951:c5518616 Sun, 04 May 2008 21:51:28 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5518364 @metroville: tolstoy wouldnt fuck himself with bea arthur's dick.. but way to go on completely missing the point

algiers4

]]> 11:386951:c5518364 Sun, 04 May 2008 21:18:25 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5518283 @algiers4: If Tolstoy had believed himself to be as true a representative of literature as you fancy yourself to be of the blogosphere, he would have had the good sense to fuck himself.

metroville

]]> 11:386951:c5518283 Sun, 04 May 2008 21:06:51 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5518088 @SonofSpurrier: Does the jersey say S-U-N-S? No?

Well, then... Plus, the NBA (thinks it) needs the Celtics to do well to "revive" the Association. Hogwash, of course... But maybe Whitey Mc Cracker will watch again, confused, thinking Larry Bird is playing, preserving the hegemony of Caucasia in all things.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:386951:c5518088 Sun, 04 May 2008 20:41:31 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5517516 @supermike5alive: yes it does

algiers4

]]> 11:386951:c5517516 Sun, 04 May 2008 18:53:52 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5517510 @algiers4: Someone needs a hug.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

]]> 11:386951:c5517510 Sun, 04 May 2008 18:52:50 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5517486 @algiers4:

how about fuck you, go back to the Confederacy, and don't fucking come back, you crybaby? sound good?

supermike5alive

]]> 11:386951:c5517486 Sun, 04 May 2008 18:47:26 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5517373 @supermike5alive: the guys behind me did, in fact, call josh smith a nigger. so fuck you and this joke of a city

algiers4

]]> 11:386951:c5517373 Sun, 04 May 2008 18:23:29 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5517322 @spinachdip: he also forgot cock-gobbling douche fags!

sorry, no he didn't.

supermike5alive

]]> 11:386951:c5517322 Sun, 04 May 2008 18:15:28 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5517223 @algiers4: You forgot racist.

spinachdip

]]> 11:386951:c5517223 Sun, 04 May 2008 17:58:20 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5517211 @formerly Chief Wahoo: 3 cosmos is 1 2 many 4 u!!!

supermike5alive

]]> 11:386951:c5517211 Sun, 04 May 2008 17:56:21 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5517204 @algiers4: let's be fair here, your sideburns are fucking ugly.

thank god that series is over.

supermike5alive

]]> 11:386951:c5517204 Sun, 04 May 2008 17:55:05 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5517129 @algiers4: I'm not in a least bit surprised sadly.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> 11:386951:c5517129 Sun, 04 May 2008 17:37:48 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5517071 So I wonder if the Celtics player that came from the bench onto the floor will be suspended????

SonofSpurrier

]]> 11:386951:c5517071 Sun, 04 May 2008 17:28:21 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5517021 @metroville: fuck you, tolstoy! your medium is worthless!

algiers4

]]> 11:386951:c5517021 Sun, 04 May 2008 17:20:03 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516979 @preciousroy: I prefer to think of her still looking like she did in the Ally McBeal years, and I didn't even watch Ally McBeal.

TheStarterWife

]]> 11:386951:c5516979 Sun, 04 May 2008 17:12:06 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516954 @TheStarterWife: Cougar? Maybe 20 years ago. Now Dyan Canon looks like a Ralph Steadman drawing come to life.

preciousroy

]]> 11:386951:c5516954 Sun, 04 May 2008 17:06:57 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516941 Is Jerry Sloan dry drunk? He's like the perpetually bitter ex-drinker.

Have a single malt and chill the fuck out, Jerry.

Innings Eater

]]> 11:386951:c5516941 Sun, 04 May 2008 17:02:49 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516924 @algiers4: Buzz Bissinger thanks you for validating his opinion of the level of discourse on this website.

Go Celtics. (And Red Sox and Patriots and...uh, the hockey team--Brown Bears or something--and...is there a soccer team? Them, too.)

metroville

]]> 11:386951:c5516924 Sun, 04 May 2008 16:57:42 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516890 @algiers4: Be thankful you weren't wearing a Canadiens jersey.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:386951:c5516890 Sun, 04 May 2008 16:51:41 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516837 @formerly Chief Wahoo: lightweight.

Steve Trachsel, ACE

]]> 11:386951:c5516837 Sun, 04 May 2008 16:40:10 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516807 @algiers4: I had the exact same experience seeing Miss Saigon at the Colonial.

Innings Eater

]]> 11:386951:c5516807 Sun, 04 May 2008 16:35:51 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516787 @algiers4: Well, did you cut the sideburns? I hear a 5-iron works best.

Yellow Tail Swine

]]> 11:386951:c5516787 Sun, 04 May 2008 16:31:23 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516776 @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: i'm a really mild-mannered person but they were so far over the top it was ridiculous. there were objects thrown and people grabbed by the throat. their best insult was "cut your sideburns, faggot!" it was downhill from there...

algiers4

]]> 11:386951:c5516776 Sun, 04 May 2008 16:29:06 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516762 @obfuscator: "ravlicek roll the rall, ravlicek roll the rall!"

/scooby'd

Juancho

]]> 11:386951:c5516762 Sun, 04 May 2008 16:27:01 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516744 @algiers4: Someone throw a pizza at you?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> 11:386951:c5516744 Sun, 04 May 2008 16:25:07 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516739 @algiers4:

Is this going to be on youtube come monday?

Yellow Tail Swine

]]> 11:386951:c5516739 Sun, 04 May 2008 16:24:16 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516730 rondo ravlicek obviously would have floated to the rafters if mr. marvin williams hadn't helped him out.

obfuscator

]]> 11:386951:c5516730 Sun, 04 May 2008 16:23:04 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516719 i just got home after getting kicked out of the garden halfway through the fourth. i have always hated boston but never like i do today. the fans were disgusting and if you are a celtics fan or a fan of boston sports then you should be ashamed. you are all cock-gobbling douche fags

/nearly throwing scalabrine fan off balcony

algiers4

]]> 11:386951:c5516719 Sun, 04 May 2008 16:20:57 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516695 @How do you spell retard?: I don't know, I'd rank Stu Scott a lot higher than SVP in asshattery.

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:386951:c5516695 Sun, 04 May 2008 16:16:48 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516679 @Innings Eater: Absolutely. I'm quite confident that my eyes are going to start bleeding if this hangover gets any worse.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:386951:c5516679 Sun, 04 May 2008 16:13:41 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516676 @Innings Eater: Is he the guy from Baseball Tonight? How many times does he have to say "Say hello to my little friend"(not spellled phonetically) before somehow knocks his block off?! It is so much worse than 'Booyah'.
Scarface is to rappers/everyone what Nightmare Before Christmas is for goth kids. Both movies have been overexposed infinitely.


How do you spell retard?

]]> 11:386951:c5516676 Sun, 04 May 2008 16:12:08 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516667 @formerly Chief Wahoo: What are your predictions for the series?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> 11:386951:c5516667 Sun, 04 May 2008 16:10:42 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516656 @formerly Chief Wahoo: Any predictions, Mr. Prediction man?

/Instigator

Innings Eater

]]> 11:386951:c5516656 Sun, 04 May 2008 16:08:48 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516652 @How do you spell retard?: Karl Ravech is a bit smug, but there's no way he's top five in asshattery.

Innings Eater

]]> 11:386951:c5516652 Sun, 04 May 2008 16:08:06 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516647 @formerly Chief Wahoo: gird thy loins.

Juancho

]]> 11:386951:c5516647 Sun, 04 May 2008 16:06:52 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516646 Also: I love Paula Creamer. And Morgan Pressel has started to grow into her looks.

Juancho

]]> 11:386951:c5516646 Sun, 04 May 2008 16:06:28 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516645 Bring on Supermike!

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:386951:c5516645 Sun, 04 May 2008 16:05:57 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516642 @TheStarterWife: That's Mrs. Cary Grant to you.

Juancho

]]> 11:386951:c5516642 Sun, 04 May 2008 16:05:13 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516635 @Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: Must you remind me of my second least favorite(that guy that hosts Baseball Tonight is #1) ESPN asshat?

How do you spell retard?

]]> 11:386951:c5516635 Sun, 04 May 2008 16:03:48 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516626 @How do you spell retard?: I believe they prefer to be referred as "The Three Basketeers". Or "Boston Three Party".

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:386951:c5516626 Sun, 04 May 2008 16:02:23 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516616 To be fair, the Hawks deserved their curb-stomping, I mean, they did try to steal the Celtics truck; one that was given to them by their now-dead father no less.

Chuck Knoblockhead

]]> 11:386951:c5516616 Sun, 04 May 2008 16:00:07 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516612 @TheStarterWife: I for one welcome our new old, rich and seductive cougar overlords.

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:386951:c5516612 Sun, 04 May 2008 15:59:28 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516606 Fuck (sorry Buzz), now we're going to have to watch fifty more of these Sportscenter 'Big Three' interview segments.
Phuck Boston.


How do you spell retard?

]]> 11:386951:c5516606 Sun, 04 May 2008 15:57:26 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516599 The Cougar Mafia:

First they kill you then they raid your liquor cabinet/bar.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:386951:c5516599 Sun, 04 May 2008 15:55:58 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516594 Laker flags on the 405 for the first time in years. Hooray frontrunnerism!

Innings Eater

]]> 11:386951:c5516594 Sun, 04 May 2008 15:55:29 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516579 Brothas don't shake hands. Brothas gotta HUG!

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> 11:386951:c5516579 Sun, 04 May 2008 15:52:28 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516578 Marvin Williams just wanted to give him the Million Dollar Dream.

Secret Identity

]]> 11:386951:c5516578 Sun, 04 May 2008 15:52:14 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516577 UM - Before the Cougar Mafia puts out a hit on you, it is Dyan Cannon.

TheStarterWife

]]> 11:386951:c5516577 Sun, 04 May 2008 15:52:08 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516575 The NBA: where passionate mid-air hugs happen.

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:386951:c5516575 Sun, 04 May 2008 15:51:37 EDT <![CDATA[Hawks Exit Stage Left]]> http://deadspin.com/386951/hawks-exit-stage-left#c5516569 The Roc-a-Fella LeBrons? That's harsh, Jack, harsh.

(smashes Unsilent's bong)

Juancho

]]> 11:386951:c5516569 Sun, 04 May 2008 15:50:31 EDT