<![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Tue, 06 May 2008 02:24:10 EDT Tue, 06 May 2008 02:24:10 EDT http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5539806 And another SHOTY competitor enters the ring...

mp5

]]> 11:387013:c5539806 Tue, 06 May 2008 02:24:10 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5529865 @Laser Guided: Eight Belles puts on the wizard hat and robe...

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns is the anti-Christ according to Buzz Bissinger

]]> 11:387013:c5529865 Mon, 05 May 2008 15:26:55 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5528348 I think we should go by the old rule, you kill it, you eat it. There's nothing wrong with killing an animal as long as its body goes to good use. I say that if a race horse dies at a track, there should be a big barbeque right there with the track providing free beer.

FriendsLikeJimRome

]]> 11:387013:c5528348 Mon, 05 May 2008 14:39:04 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5527684 animals don't want to be raced or bred to fight. they want to be dressed up as wizards, people.

Laser Guided

]]> 11:387013:c5527684 Mon, 05 May 2008 14:17:08 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5527654 I was a lot sadder about Eight Belles than I was when Barbaro eventually was euthanized. This horse had just run the race of her life and died on the spot... whereas Barbaro was turned into a martyr by virtually everyone except readers of this site.

@SteveJeltzFan: +1 to any references of Sarah Jessica Parker having a horse face.

@DucksOnPondScum: Or just Herschel Walker.

VTBen

]]> 11:387013:c5527654 Mon, 05 May 2008 14:16:20 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5526347 3M (MMM) $77.50 per share this morning.

(Note: Joke would be easier if Elmer's, Super Glue, and Crazy Glue weren't all owned by private firms.)

cromartie

]]> 11:387013:c5526347 Mon, 05 May 2008 13:34:57 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5526156 I don't see why this would stop it. I assume some people here are old enough to remember Ruffian... there were a few advances to horse medicine after that but it certainly didn't stop horse racing.

Windier E. Megatons

]]> 11:387013:c5526156 Mon, 05 May 2008 13:27:58 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5526090 Eight Bells, One shot.

ikarl67

]]> 11:387013:c5526090 Mon, 05 May 2008 13:25:33 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5525814 Is there are two year old horse named "Buzz Bizzinger"? One can only hope for next year?

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> 11:387013:c5525814 Mon, 05 May 2008 13:16:28 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5525292 It is getting to the point where I don't really want to watch horse racing any more. I'm not some stupid horsey freak, but I cannot watch a horse suffer horrible injuries and break down - I burst into tears in my living room. That was awful.

Jen P

]]> 11:387013:c5525292 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:56:29 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5524832 @EditorOfTheDailyFaberian: Worst. Editor. Ever.

Larry Bird Flu

]]> 11:387013:c5524832 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:39:59 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5524823 INVISIBUL AWKWARD INSTANT

/And the first animal is jettisoned

blastitbiggs

]]> 11:387013:c5524823 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:39:47 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5524521 @DeepFriar: It's a magical Neopluridon, Charlie!

suntastic

]]> 11:387013:c5524521 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:27:20 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5524370 If the jockey and ownership split the winnings after a horse wins, do the jockey and ownership team get shot if a horse gets shot?

It's all about incentives.

theheckle

]]> 11:387013:c5524370 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:21:22 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5524191 @Clare: On the other hand, it is more un to shhot them.

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

]]> 11:387013:c5524191 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:13:59 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5524153 @David Hume: That's Eight Balls, you were right the first time:
Roger Clemens, Karl Malone, Calvin Murphy, Lance Armstrong, and Lance Armstrong.

DucksOnPondScum

]]> 11:387013:c5524153 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:12:33 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5524146 That innocent smokey gray creature with her adorable striped tube socks on her legs lying on the track...

Those weren't tube socks. They were her lateral digital extensors and digital flexors.

Scout

]]> 11:387013:c5524146 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:12:15 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5524129 @That-Dude: from the article: "The sport is at least as inhumane as greyhound racing and only a couple of steps removed from animal fighting."

I absolutely agree that it's equivalent to greyhound racing, but animal fighting? Really? So a horse dies or is at best horribly maimed in every race?

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:387013:c5524129 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:11:26 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5524056 They really shot Eight Belles?? Like, with a shotgun? I thought they gave horses that needed to be euthanized a massive dose of sodium penathol or whatever they use in lethal injections. [/naif]

@Sheepblog: It's a beautiful, defenseless creature!

Clare

]]> 11:387013:c5524056 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:07:59 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5524032 @lisa: My attempt at humor. Sorry.

Rick Chandler

]]> 11:387013:c5524032 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:07:06 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523911 Some Frenchman is having a delicious horsemeat and brie sandwich right now.

André Roussimoff

]]> 11:387013:c5523911 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:01:26 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523909 @JoeyPorterAle: I'm waiting for the inevitable Lifetime movie about the life and times of Eight Belles.

Larry Bird Flu

]]> 11:387013:c5523909 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:01:24 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523889 @shea_guevara:

Fuck Disney! You know what? Fuck Bambi! Yeah, I said it: Fuck Bambi!
-Dana Jacobson


Adonis

]]> 11:387013:c5523889 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:00:24 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523879 @That-Dude: *supporting your hypothesis.

/idiot

That-Dude

]]> 11:387013:c5523879 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:00:06 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523869 @formerly Chief Wahoo: Really? I feel to see evidence of your hypothesis.

[www.nytimes.com]

That-Dude

]]> 11:387013:c5523869 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:59:35 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523851 Yeah it was the "adorable striped tube socks" that made this a tragedy...

Jesus Christ. Go to homeless shelter or an orphanage or a rehab facility to get the horse nightmares of your dreams replaced by proper ones.

Adonis

]]> 11:387013:c5523851 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:58:39 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523780 @Larry Bird Flu: Unfortunately Anton's captive bolt was not available.

JoeyPorterAle

]]> 11:387013:c5523780 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:55:41 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523672 If only the Pirates had employed the same course of action when Jason "warning track power" Kendall broke his ankle...

BarbarobicsInstructor

]]> 11:387013:c5523672 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:50:49 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523668 @pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: Not sure about how long the injection takes. I think usually it happens within a minute or so.

Larry Bird Flu

]]> 11:387013:c5523668 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:50:39 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523656 That innocent smokey gray creature with her adorable striped tube socks on her legs lying on the track still wanting to run is stuck in my head and I can't go to sleep.

That's exactly how I felt after Bea Arthur snapped her ankles on "Battle Of The Network Stars."

Whitey Fisk

]]> 11:387013:c5523656 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:50:16 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523653 "Afterwards, these lady horses are forced to have sex with different men horses they don't know that well so they can become pregnant only for their baby to be taken away is sad."

Said PETA assclown then forgot to mention how these horses are forced to stand over a hot stove for the rest of their lives without horse shoes and having road apples flung at them.

Rbastid

]]> 11:387013:c5523653 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:50:10 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523650 It's disgusting that Wizard cat is getting all the pub here. What about Ladybug cat , Bunny rabbit cat , and what appears to be The Fan's Attic cat? HUH?

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> 11:387013:c5523650 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:50:05 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523640 @lisa: the gunshot would most likely be instant - an injection would probably take a little longer I think.

They were debating this one whichever morning show I had on when I took the missus to the metro this morning. Tasteless bastards kept playing a sound effect of a shotgun.

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:387013:c5523640 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:49:35 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523615 @Spanish Necktie: Exactly. I guess all the people racked with guilt were on the couch, because the lines waiting to cash out after the race were long as hell.

BreakfastBourbon

]]> 11:387013:c5523615 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:48:37 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523601 @RachelRayIsTheDevil: yes, yes

/Buzz
//fixed

SA

]]> 11:387013:c5523601 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:48:04 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523593 @Little Lebowski Urban Achievers: The text says "Eight Belles", but my mind reads "Eight Balls".

/Michael Irvin'd ?

David Hume

]]> 11:387013:c5523593 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:47:33 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523467 Horse racing is the new Mayan lacrosse.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> 11:387013:c5523467 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:42:20 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523457 Jeff Gillooley? I'm pretty sure Deadspin has readers young enough to not understand that joke.

Lady Andrea

]]> 11:387013:c5523457 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:42:05 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523450 Ahhhh! Wizard Cat ate Nibbles!!!

Civil Negligence

]]> 11:387013:c5523450 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:41:52 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523444 Horse racing is the rich person's version of Nascar. Just as pointless an endevor and just as many of its participant die on the track. I hate this sport so much.

The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

]]> 11:387013:c5523444 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:41:44 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523434 Dee Mirch is the prime suspect. She was starting to feel irrelevant.

ASox

]]> 11:387013:c5523434 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:40:57 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523426 We need to respect these creatures. Judgement day will come for us.

And I looked and I saw Death before me, upon a pale horse

uh oh...

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> 11:387013:c5523426 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:40:32 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523425 yes...no

/Biss

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> 11:387013:c5523425 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:40:29 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523411

I have Dwight Howard winning the Preakness by 3 lengths!
[onlinesportshandicapping.com]

FEAST

]]> 11:387013:c5523411 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:39:59 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523393 @UpstateUnderdog: +1

Who wants to see more reality stars competing in these things? I want to see Hurley from Lost going up against Judah Friedlander in an ABC vs NBC showdown.

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

]]> 11:387013:c5523393 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:39:21 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523385 Thank God I have all of you in my living room via the net... these lady horses are forced to have sex with different men horses they don't know that well so they can become pregnant only for their baby to be taken away is sad.

I paid for that website once.

twoeightnine

]]> 11:387013:c5523385 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:39:05 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523376 @somethingvague2: I don't know, man...he's been a poster over there since March of 2007 and has over 1,000 posts. I bet if that website had stars, he'd have earned his already.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> 11:387013:c5523376 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:38:48 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523364 Is Dee Mirich on extra-super suicide watch now?

MoBot

]]> 11:387013:c5523364 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:38:26 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523352 @lisa: No, I'm sure it was an injection. I think the gunshot was a joke. I mean, I hope so and all.

Larry Bird Flu

]]> 11:387013:c5523352 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:37:57 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523327 William Rhoden wrote in the NY Times that horse racing is only a few steps removed from dog fighting. In other news, William Rhoden is an assmunch who sees everything in racial terms and will do or say anything to justify the crimes of a black man, no matter how heinous they may be.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:387013:c5523327 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:36:54 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523317 @Weed Against Speed: +1, I'm old enough to remember that show. They should bring it back.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> 11:387013:c5523317 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:36:26 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523312 If you have a date with csantovena, she'll be waiting in Istanbul.

the earl of weaver

]]> 11:387013:c5523312 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:36:24 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523308 What about for the men horses who have no other goal besides banging lady horses and never calling them again? She isn't concerned about their feelings, is she?

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

]]> 11:387013:c5523308 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:36:17 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523300 Horse Hades, however, has plenty of free space to roam, and is populated only by the Headless Horseman and that fucker that paralyzed Chris Reeve.

McCroskey

]]> 11:387013:c5523300 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:36:04 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523297 My day was shit until Wizard Cat made an appearance. Bravo, Rick. Bravo.

Larry Bird Flu

]]> 11:387013:c5523297 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:36:01 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523296 Meanwhile, in horse hell, Mr. Ed keeps giving Secretariat wet willies.

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:387013:c5523296 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:36:00 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523286 The text says "Eight Belles", but my mind reads "Eight Balls".

\Bissinger'd

Little Lebowski Urban Achievers

]]> 11:387013:c5523286 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:35:50 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523258 Gunshot? Is that still the most humane way? I would have assumed some sort of injection....
/serious question


lisa

]]> 11:387013:c5523258 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:34:33 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523256 I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume that csantovena has a "schoolgirls in socks gangbanged" fetish.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> 11:387013:c5523256 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:34:31 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523207 With my extensive background in internet trolling, I can say with near 100% assurance that csantovena is up to something.

somethingvague2

]]> 11:387013:c5523207 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:32:50 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523196 @shea_guevara:

Disney? These bitches watch Lifetime all day long. That's actually worse.

Afino

]]> 11:387013:c5523196 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:32:01 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523192 That innocent smokey gray creature with her adorable striped tube socks on her legs lying on the track still wanting to run is stuck in my head and I can't go to sleep.

I felt exactly the same way the first time I saw Catherine Bach on Battle of the Network Stars.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:387013:c5523192 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:31:50 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523190 If the lady horses were better mothers and not hooked on Lasix, they wouldn't have their kids taken away from them.

serious

If science can come up with square watermelons, why can't they breed horses with stronger leg bones?

/serious

Dr. Michael Mancini

]]> 11:387013:c5523190 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:31:44 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523171 @Bobby_Big_Wheel:

My point is made! Thanks for the backup.

Afino

]]> 11:387013:c5523171 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:30:59 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523163 Afterwards, these lady horses are forced to have sex with different men horses they don't know that well so they can become pregnant only for their baby to be taken away is sad.

What happens when you're force-fed too much Disney bullshit as a kid? You grow up to actually believe stuff like this.

shea_guevara

]]> 11:387013:c5523163 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:30:44 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523142 Afterwards, these lady horses are forced to have sex with different men horses they don't know that well so they can become pregnant only for their baby to be taken away

Please don't spoiler the Sex in the City movie like that.

SteveJeltzFan

]]> 11:387013:c5523142 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:29:52 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523126 @Doyle McPoyle: Buzz?

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:387013:c5523126 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:29:28 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523124 At least Boxer has gotten some hommies in the last few years.

HIV 2 Elway

]]> 11:387013:c5523124 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:29:14 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523098 As soon as Charlie comes back from Candy Mountain, he's gonna be pissed.


+ Watch video


DeepFriar

]]> 11:387013:c5523098 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:28:19 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523082 That innocent smokey gray creature with her adorable striped tube socks on her legs lying on the track

Dear Penthouse...

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:387013:c5523082 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:27:44 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523075 If Tony Soprano is still alive -- that trainer better be lookin' over his shoulder.

Sheepblog

]]> 11:387013:c5523075 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:27:26 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523070 @Suss--: Yeah, they sang "The Tighten Up (Your Ankles and then Get Euthanized)"

shea_guevara

]]> 11:387013:c5523070 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:27:20 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523060 @Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price: Since Shay Given decided he can't be healthy for more than 2 games at a time.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> 11:387013:c5523060 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:26:50 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523047 @Afino: Actually, he had 3 kids with 2 women before he even left college. No way you can keep an anaconda like that caged up.

Bobby_Big_Wheel

]]> 11:387013:c5523047 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:26:29 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523045 Actually, i think the lady horses only get to do it with one men horse. It's the men horses who get 50 virginal fillies.

And a comment from Mr. Horse:


+ Watch video


The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> 11:387013:c5523045 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:26:28 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523038 Afterwards, these lady horses are forced to have sex with different men horses they don't know that well

This is truly shameful when you consider that most horses participate in years long courtships followed by cohabitation in the wild prior to ever engaging in coitus.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> 11:387013:c5523038 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:26:08 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523027 Now THIS is definitely the BLOGS fault. We can't make fun of the dead-Horserati until they actually reveal themselves to be engaged in acts of over-zealous mourning and Posthumous Equine Idolatry.

DucksOnPondScum

]]> 11:387013:c5523027 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:25:46 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5523014 Come for the snark, stay for the misspelled names of 90s hoodlums.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> 11:387013:c5523014 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:24:59 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5522997 Should've have been you Colonel John.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> 11:387013:c5522997 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:24:28 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5522996 SoccerThreadjack

Since when does Newcastle have the Canadian Prime Minister as its goalkeeper?

/SoccerThreadjack

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

]]> 11:387013:c5522996 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:24:25 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5522986 Didn't Barbaro and the Eight Belles open for The Association back in '67?

Suss--

]]> 11:387013:c5522986 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:24:04 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5522982 Really, I thought that gunshot was hilarious.

The Sports Hernia

]]> 11:387013:c5522982 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:23:54 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5522978 This thread is useless without input from Dee Mirsch.

FredGarvin

]]> 11:387013:c5522978 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:23:47 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5522977 @Spanish Necktie: I was asked to keep the Show Bet ticket, but I certainly cashed that exacta!

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

]]> 11:387013:c5522977 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:23:42 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5522964 What's with the background of that picture? Did Barbaro and Eight Belles drop some acid? Or did I?

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0

]]> 11:387013:c5522964 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:23:04 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5522960 Think Barbaro has tapped Eight Belles yet in Horse Heaven?

Badclown

]]> 11:387013:c5522960 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:22:55 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5522954 Afterwards, these lady horses are forced to have sex with different men horses they don't know that well so they can become pregnant only for their baby to be taken away is sad.

I didn't know Santonio Holmes had any kids yet......

Afino

]]> 11:387013:c5522954 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:22:45 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5522937 Someone should check on Dee to see if she's ok.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> 11:387013:c5522937 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:22:12 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5522935 miniature horses > regular sized-horses

I'm just sayin'...

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> 11:387013:c5522935 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:22:09 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5522934 I was up until 2:07 in the morning mourning my closely missed trifecta.

HebrewHammer

]]> 11:387013:c5522934 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:22:08 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5522926 Which will come first: Elmer's Glue joke or Alpo joke....

DumpsterDining

]]> 11:387013:c5522926 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:21:54 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5522922 Affirmed.

/getting it out of the way

Afino

]]> 11:387013:c5522922 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:21:43 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5522908 csantovena would make a kick-ass ESPN commenter.

MeSoHornsby

]]> 11:387013:c5522908 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:21:05 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5522902 How guilty did people feel cashing those winning Place tickets? Not that guilty?

Spanish Necktie

]]> 11:387013:c5522902 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:20:59 EDT <![CDATA[It's Getting Crowded In Horse Valhalla]]> http://deadspin.com/387013/its-getting-crowded-in-horse-valhalla#c5522874 Please oh please let there be another message board...

Hustler of Culture

]]> 11:387013:c5522874 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:19:42 EDT