<![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> @Mr. Pennsylvania: Who told you they speak "real English" in Philadelphia?

ThatMarkDude

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> The chick on the left looks like a perfect "10" version of melissa joan hart. Not like she was ever a 10...but you get the point

RagingRomones

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> @Mr. Pennsylvania: Hopefully Senator Spector doesn't have a dog in the fight.

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> @DontPracticeRenteria:but scranton is perfect.....I can't think of anything right at the moment

Mr. Pennsylvania

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> @Mr. Pennsylvania: You forgot "the free peoples of the west vs. the servants of the Dark Lord in the east."

But I may be a little biased.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> p.s. From Scranton, so... pretty much pick anything to rip on me for.

DontPracticeRenteria

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> @Mr. Pennsylvania: And milk cows.

DontPracticeRenteria

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> The blonde in the first picture makes me feel like Jackie Gleason going, "Hummina, hummina,.."

FriendsLikeJimRome

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> Has Jonathan Cheechoo now finally faded into total NHL obscurity? Those 56 goals two years ago are about as much of an outlier on this guy's career as Rob Brown scoring 100 points on a line with Mario Lemieux.

The Joy of Cesc

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> suck it San Jose. Suck it long, suck it hard.

SonofSpurrier

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> @TheStarterWife: well, that's true, I just couldn't think of a way to describe it, thank God I live in the middle of the state where people speak normally

Mr. Pennsylvania

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> @FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns is the anti-Christ according to B...: Ah, college.

Brenden Morrow is a fucking beast. That check against the Sharks was the best hit of the postseason, and not just because this League has been taken over by not-hitting she-males and the Canadian Olympic Diving Team.

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> @Mr. Pennsylvania: I've been to Philly. "Philly speak" isn't far from Yinzer speak.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> I'm rooting for Dallas by default, because I intensely dislike the other 3 teams.At least I have the Jets and Mets to look forward to...
Oh wait

/counting down the days till Prague

FirstDerivative

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> Two girls...one hardon?

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Detroit. The only city with a team in still in the NBA and NHL playoffs.

/lobs softball

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> Red Wings, Stars, Penguins and Flyers huh?

I'm open for suggestions on who to cheer for, because nothing is immediately jumping out at me.

HockeyMountain

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: By 2:45 in the morning, after watching that water-torture, you should be happy I spelled Penguin correctly.

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> @Spanish Necktie:
Morrow has 7 goals in the playoffs so far (2 of them OT GWG)and 11 pts overall. In last night's game he had 19 hits (more than double anyone else on the ice) one of them knocking Michalek out at the end of the 3rd.

Modano is the greatest individual player in the Dallas Stars' history, but Morrow is what a captain should be. It's effort and heart, not just skill. Much like Messier captaining a team with Gretzky on it. Team stars and captains aren't necessarily one in the same. (and no, I am not saying Morrow = Messier; for one thing, Brendan's never met Gary Coleman).

Oh, and yesyes...yesyes.

hockalees

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> Wailer? I hardly even know her.

Chones_Chonies

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> its Yuengling vs. Iron city, soda vs. pop, permanti's vs. cheesesteaks, yinzer-speak vs. real english, Ed Rendell vs. Western PA....it's the Eastern Conference Finals!

Mr. Pennsylvania

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> Ha-ha, Habs fans. Ha-ha.

madktdisease

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> @Dany Heatley Speedwagon:

Patrick Marlowe says yes.

Colin White Devil

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> Nibbles?

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> Holy fuck that wasn't even close.

They would have been better off trading for his playoff presents. I hear he bakes a mean set of chocolate chip cookies.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> The two pair of tits in the first pic > Garces Tits

Herbies_Wingman

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> @Spanish Necktie:

Because Modano REALLY isn't that popular in the locker room and Morrow is a god amongst men.

If Marleau had 1/2 the heart that Morrow had, the Sharks win the series in 5 or 6.

sharknut

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> You mean they don't go to the game dressed like that in Florida?

/crys

El Gato en mis Pantalones

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> They would have been better off paying for his playoff presents. I bakes a mean set of chocolate chip cookies.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> Pittsburgh and the Penguins begin their series on Friday.

Did one of the two blondes in the picture write the Closer today?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> @MattinglysSideburns: @Spanish Necktie: Although you'd figure having had the experience of appearing in the Mighty Ducks movie would be enough to cement that C on his jersey for all of eternity

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> Today's lack of production brought to you by Sharks and Stars.

Summer-of-George

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> @Suss--: Well done. It ain't easy whipping out an Excalibur reference.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> @Doyle McPoyle: Oddly enough, I was sent that same photo over a year ago as part of an e-mail titled something like "Miss Navel Ring competition....Colorado vs. Kentucky". You do NOT want to see Miss Kentucky.

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> @RachelRayIsTheDevil: It should be YES YES, YES YES, and YES YES.

In all seriousness, how is Milbury still allowed out in public? People who think hockey and cricket are the same sport would know more about the puck.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> I'd hit that so hard, whoever pulled me out would be declared King of England.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> @Spanish Necktie: Modano went through a messy divorce and had some financial troubles (gambling and unscrupulous financial representation causing him to lose millions) and Dave Tippett felt that these were too much of a distraction for him and the team handed the "C" over to Morrow.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> As a Wings fan, I was hoping the Sharks would pull it out and force a Game 7. That would go to 5 OTs.

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: I have to agree. However, as I watched the game, I could not believe how time has ravaged Coach Pierre Pagé's once-youthful appearance.

What?

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> How the deuce is Mike Modano the alternate and not the captain of the Stars. Guy has been on the squad since the Minnesota days. Can someone who follows the Stars more closely kindly explain?

And damn, that's a hot wife.

Spanish Necktie

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> Well my morning just went to shit

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> tits.

EddieRebel

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> For the record, if Panthers fans looked like this? I would have no problem going to their games
and if they checked like that, they might have been in the playoffs
/rimshot



DeepFriar

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> The only philly left in the game is going down like 8 Belles

/too soon?

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> Good God, you can pull chicks like that in an Over-30 Recreational Hockey Leauge? Learning to skate...now.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> Two of my most-favorite-ever SbB girls.

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> 4 yeses

/yesses?
/yes'?
/yes's?
/yessis?
/jesses?





Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> The Sharks traded for Brian Campbell for his playoff presence

If they got him just for that, then that really was a dumb trade.

You get what you pay for, suckers. A 20-25 minute defenseman, power play pointman who is a defensive liability when it matters most. That includes the penalty box.

And to MYFO - I fell asleep in the 3rd intermission. I will now drink a case of the beer of your choice as retribution to the live blog.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> Seeing as I can't read the post for fear of getting caught with those pictures up on my screen, I will just surmise that Weed begrudgingly ackowledged the awesomeness of the Dallas/SJ game even though the former North Stars prevailed.

Nabokov's save on Richards was one of the best I've ever seen.

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> Stare at them. That's all they want out of life anyway.
that, and to fire t-shirts into an appreciative crowd. Simpler pleasures


DeepFriar

]]> <![CDATA[The Dallas Marathon]]> Pure silicone goodness. yes yes yes yes

RachelRayIsTheDevil

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