<![CDATA[ - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[ - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[]]> @shea_guevara: Jhonny Peralta is pleased that he's started a naming trend.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @The Teufel Shuffle: actually, that might be more depressing than OTB.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[]]> For all you know the kid could've been banned from the establishment.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[]]> As the father of a two-month old, this pisses the shit out of me. Jhimy and Krystal seem like the type of parents who will be walking their child to school someday because they're all in the same grade. Disgraceful!

Now if you'll excuse me, little Chamomiles and I are off to visit Mommy at the strip club.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @UpstateUnderdog: Concur. If a modern day Eugene O'Neill were writing an updated version of The Iceman Cometh, it would almost be the default milieu.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[]]> "Wow! What a gambler."

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[]]> euthanization joke

supermike5alive

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @UpstateUnderdog: These two are about to see the 2nd most depressing place: Family Court.

The Teufel Shuffle

]]> <![CDATA[]]> This is exactly the sort of dumbing down of America we should expect in this era of sports blogs.

The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @UpstateUnderdog: you've obviously never been to a Guatemalan Brothel

Steve Trachsel, ACE

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Pennington Noodlearm Enthusiast: depends on what track you go to and where you sit.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[]]> shoulda worn a Jhimy hat.

/thanks, i'll be here all week

André Roussimoff

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Look at it this way. At least this kid had 20 minutes alone away from its crackhead degenerate "parents".

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[]]> / TJ

Chelsea again, 2-0

with 8 min. to go

The Title is coming down to Saturday's matches

/end TJ

& Fuck Chelsea

Lunatic Fringe

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @UpstateUnderdog: You say that like the actual track isn't depressing.

Pennington Noodlearm Enthusiast

]]> <![CDATA[]]> No telephone number could be found for the couple

They should have left the number for Atomic Sub.

Chones_Chonies

]]> <![CDATA[]]> those diapers ain't gonna pay for themselves people

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Lay off, people. The economy is tough right now, and meth doesn't buy itself.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Chones_Chonies:

Damnit.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Pfft.

I'm more pissed they wasted the $4 a gallon gas.

/dick joke

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History:
Love the new comment: "At least the baby didn't have to see a horse die...", good point
/not



lisa

]]> <![CDATA[]]> God, I can't believe this story! Who in their right mind would leave a car running with a kid in the back. Have you seen the price of gasoline lately? Geez!

Chones_Chonies

]]> <![CDATA[]]> off-track betting parlors = most depressing places on earth.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[]]> wasn't that a heck of a horse race? maybe the parents had made a bet on BIG BROWN and wanted to buy the kid a pair of new shoes. i hope they backed the winner. and i can't really blame them for leaving the kid alone for 20 minutes. that was one h e l l of a horse race. wonder if they'll repeat themselves in the preakness?

Arizonarick knows what's what.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Mom and Dad should be euthanized.

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Southampton Town police say the 2-month-old was left unattended for more than 20 minutes during Saturday's race.

You're so stupid it takes you 20 minutes to watch the "most exciting two minutes in sports."

McNutty

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @DeepFriar: Off season denizens of the Hamptons areas are some strange, strange dudes.

The Teufel Shuffle

]]> <![CDATA[]]> yes, dad

/baseless since there's no pic. but i have low standards

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[]]> The J, the H, the I, the M, the Y, the J, the H, the I, it's Jhimyyyyyyy! It's Jhimyyyyyyyy!

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Let's just Jhimy winds up in jhail.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[]]> apparently Baby Baking Season doesn;t star near Islip until June

DeepFriar

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Hey, with rising tuition, you need to hit a Trifecta every now and then so Junior can attend college.

DumpsterDining

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Kevin in Sac May 4, 2008 5:23:38 PM
"I left the heat on" oh my God even Britteny Spears isn't that stupid. New law stupid people shouldn't have children. Stupid girls keep your legs crossed, stupid boy's stay away from stupid girls problem solved.

Finally, Kevin in Sac has provided us with a fool-proof way to chlorinate the gene pool.

The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @DeepFriar: I was pretty surprised, but slightly less so when I saw that it happened on Long Island.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @HebrewHammer: so that's not Beau Bridges? I'll be dipped

DeepFriar

]]> <![CDATA[]]> That's how we do on the LI, baby!

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[]]> With good Christian names like Krystal and Jhimy, I'm shocked.

Also, who else was surprised this wasn't in Kentucky/WV?

DeepFriar

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Meh, no worse than what the Unfits do around here on any given day.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Should've been you, Britney Spears.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Krystal and Jhimy, sounds like a good night to me!

/area hack comedian

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Stay Away From Oprah: It wouldn't surprise me if they've had a few public defenders in the past, though.

The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I'm sure this has been mentioned somewhere at some point, by why is there a Gawker artist picture of Ron Jaworski checking a kitten's lymph nodes?

HebrewHammer

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Mom and Dad?

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Talk about creatures that deserve to be put down...

RonZookonRedBull

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Hey, they put on the Backyardigans for them first.

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Hey, survival of the fittest. Baby can't defend himself, too bad Baby why don't you quit cryin.

DontPracticeRenteria

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Tim Tebow would like to help this child by circumcising him.

HebrewHammer

]]> <![CDATA[]]> And the problem is? Its not like its August.

Steve Trachsel, ACE

]]> <![CDATA[]]> No telephone number could be found for the couple, and police weren't sure whether the two had a lawyer.

I'm gonna go ahead and go out on a limb and say, no.

Stay Away From Oprah

]]> <![CDATA[]]> The line to punch them in the neck begins here.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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