<![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule? - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule? - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> It's still better than when they had those gosh darn Spiderman bases. That pissed me off.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> This is almost as bad as the time they pimped Scott Stapp's solo album. Too much 'business juice', I guess.

Dr Steve Brule

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> @UpstateUnderdog:

Last year and this year too.

Ok, no more fantasy team(s).

PaulByrdsDentist

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> @garbageday:

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Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> @UpstateUnderdog: And Pat Burrell. It's an MLB Closer Exacta.

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> @Juancho: Hey, the Royals even have celebrity fans*, like Kelly Clarkson! (*Possibly just people who want their initials on a hat.)

garbageday

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> @ArkansasFred: Do you think Jamie Moyer really has to look at the schedule on MLB.com? Please. That's what his handy refrigerator magnet, sponsored by Southwest Airlines, is for.

Fixed. I have four of these on my fridge.

econdave

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> @garbageday: Dude, I'm glad to have a Royals fan in here. I didn't know if there were any of you left!

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> It might appear that the AL Central teams are mired in collective mediocrity, but actually they're all so equally great that no single squadron can assert extended dominance during divisional play. By contrast, the postseason should be a breeze!
/delusional Royals fan

garbageday

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> @Balls State Explorer: No RingDings?

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> @shea_guevara: I think he was trying to fit in a Hillary reference on the low. And our pen would be less of a Ziploc if the Met starters could get through 7 a little more often.

/Yes, I'm looking at you, Johan

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> Nope, no hits in here.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> @Afino: I'm glad I'm not the only one who has to say "bitch" every time he hears the name Chuck James.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> @shea_guevara:

Weird thing is, I told my friend as we were watching: "Glavine's staked to a 7-0 lead, I'm glad he's not on the '07 Mets anymore..."

Yeah, that didn't work out well.

The Braves TV guys blamed Hudson's weird up and down spell on some flu bug that was going around. Except it's hard to have the flu for three weeks....

I don't trust Reyes or Chuck James (bitch) anywhere near the rotation. Although in 2-3 weeks, when the Braves may have Soriano, Mike Gonzalez, and Smoltz all back at the same time, the Braves may have the best pen in the NL. They're going to need it...

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> @formerly Chief Wahoo: I'm looking for hits. I have not seen any lately. Have you?

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> That wasn't a DingDong, it was a Tastykake!

Balls State Explorer_explored

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> @Afino: He's been weirdly up and down, though, hasn't he? Looked terrible against the Mets that weekend at Shea. I wonder if he isn't secretly injured.

If Smoltz moves to the bullpen, that should help the Braves out a lot. Except, who takes that spot in the rotation?

But it was nice to see Glavine get a 7-run lead and still not be able to get through 5 innings. That brought back some nice memories.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> @RonZookonRedBull: #1. They're bound to rip your heart out as well.

DeepFriar

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> 'It was Charlie Manuel's 500th career victory, which I celebrated with a Ding Dong with a candle in it."

what you do with your ding dong after hours is not my business

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> The Twins have swept the ChiSox and Tigers to win their last 5 in a row and take first in the AL Central, all while only hitting 3 more HR as a team than Chase Utley has by himself.

Andrew

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> "Yo, Ding-Dong, man! Ding-Dong, Ding-Dong, yo!"

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Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> Arroyo looks like he's completely lost it. Good thing he's got that music career to fall back on

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> @SteveJeltzFan: Anybody spot McCain on SNY during Sunday's game playing up a NY-Diamondback "rivalry"?

At least he didn't confuse the Mets with Iran.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> @kayceebk:

Hudson did a pretty good job of that Friday.

/just sayin'

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> @kayceebk: Or if your bullpen is a human sieve.

Whereas the Mets' pen is more like a Ziploc bag--can keep stuff from leaking, unless Willie forgets how to line up the yellow and blue stripes properly.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese... mac: Cincinnati's schedule features Colonel Dietrich.

El Knob Grande

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Moyer's is reaching the age where he's restricted to only pitching before bingo starts at the retirement home.

/cliche old-age joke fix

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> I was under the impression the every baseball fan looks at pocket schedules and pocket schedules only.

But, advertisements on the internet!? I'm appalled.

SensitiveThug

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> @ArkansasFred: schedules aren't allowed in the home that the Phils put Moyer in, they anger up the blood

Mr. Pennsylvania

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: You read the schedules? Did you read any of his newspaper columns?

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> @Afino: That means nothing if your starters can't stay on the mound

/Trying to stand "big and tall" so you won't see Pedro and El Duque gimping around behind me

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> Wait until you see the NFL tie-ins with Indiana Jones. Feels weird rooting for the St. Louis Mola Rams.

RonZookonRedBull

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> @UkraineNotWeak: And while looking at the calendar, you have to check any bags you might have at a bowling alley down the block.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies:

Moyer's is reaching the age where he's restricted to only pitching during the day.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> @SteveJeltzFan: /triple lindys into Chase Field pool

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> Indy on schedule > Spiderman on bases

Mr. Praline

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> @Clare: Rick is free to borrow our dingdongs whenever he wants.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> The Yankees require you to pay $50 upfront in order to look at their online calendar. $75 if you want actual game times on that calendar.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> DorZito's?

Whitey Fisk

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> @ArkansasFred: Moyer's near the age where he's only reading the WC Heinz version of the schedule

/beaten to death

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> @Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: Frank Caliendo agrees.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> The Cubs are the only team not using the Indiana Jones picture. They're using Short-round. Horry Cow!!

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> Do you think Jamie Moyer really has to look at the schedule on MLB.com? Please. That's what his handy refrigerator magnet, sponsored by Herr's, is for.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> Big deal. The NHL's online schedule this year had a promotional tie-in with Daredevil: The Director's Cut's release on DVD.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> It was Charlie Manuel's 500th career victory, which I celebrated with a Ding Dong with a candle in it.

We all know Manuel is a Ho-Ho guy.

HebrewHammer

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> I hate Diamondbacks. I hate 'em!

SteveJeltzFan

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> At least the sport Closer to my heart, basketball, doesn't bombard the audience with incessant advertisements. This is our Saving Grace. Seeing as I'm the Ironman of NBA-watching, watching the degradation of the game that is near and dear to me would cause me to be in a House Of Payne. It wouldn't be very funny at all.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> If you're wondering why your tongue is on fire, it's because you're supposed to remove the candle before eating the Ding Dong.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> "Ding-dongs" has migrated from Walkoff Walk to Deadspin? IS NOTHING SACRED?!

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> if the Phillies were at home i'm sure they would've been giving out Phedoras that day.

joe

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> The Atlanta Braves - the best .500 team in baseball.

7th in MLB in runs scored, least runs allowed in MLB, and a Pythagorean record of 19-11.

Larry Wayne Jones for MVP!

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> Who has Joe Saunders on their fantasy team? Anyone?

Is this an open forum to discuss my roto team? I have a lot of questions and clever commentary, and Matthew Berry won't return my phone calls.

Stay Away From Oprah

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> MLB is just preparing you for the next sequel: Indiana Jones and Bonds Gigantic Skull.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> "Who has Joe Saunders on their fantasy team? Anyone?"

/raises hand

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Who Is This Old Man In My Online Baseball Schedule?]]> Nice of us here at Deadspin to point fingers while sipping on a cold Coors Light, right?

Civil Negligence

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