<![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Mon, 05 May 2008 16:51:15 EDT Mon, 05 May 2008 16:51:15 EDT http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5532404 No word yet on where this helps his NFL draft standings.

Don't Do Drugs?

]]> 11:387054:c5532404 Mon, 05 May 2008 16:51:15 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5529990 Brady Quinn is intrigued by Mr. Tebow and would like to subscribe to his newsletter (AKA blow him down at the Blue Oyster...).

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns is the anti-Christ according to Buzz Bissinger

]]> 11:387054:c5529990 Mon, 05 May 2008 15:31:42 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5529472 Tebow is a regular Rabbi "nip the tip" Tuckman.

LilJerrySeinfeld

]]> 11:387054:c5529472 Mon, 05 May 2008 15:12:42 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5527912 @Fundamentally UnSound: He's fucking amazing...Bet Eric Crouch can't do that.

HEY!

notthequarterback

]]> 11:387054:c5527912 Mon, 05 May 2008 14:24:27 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5525497 Jerry approves of this moil's steady hand.

The Sports Hernia

]]> 11:387054:c5525497 Mon, 05 May 2008 13:05:12 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5525496 @Adonis: Mr. The Giant is correct about the lowering of spread of STDs. Doctors in Africa working to stem the spread of AIDS by convincing the men to get circumsized. Its not going so well.

-Your friendly, neighborhood government scientist

PermanentInjuredReserve

]]> 11:387054:c5525496 Mon, 05 May 2008 13:05:11 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5525326 Did Tebow himself get a Tebowner while doing this? Or was this a glimpse of the future when he finds out his fiancee is really Joakim Noah?

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> 11:387054:c5525326 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:57:53 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5525124 @DontPracticeRenteria: I thought the whole point was to bang locals and the girls on the trip with you who would claim it wouldn't count because it happened in a different country.

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

]]> 11:387054:c5525124 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:51:28 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524874 @UkraineNotWeak: Coming to Fox this fall: So You Think You Can Bris?

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> 11:387054:c5524874 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:41:42 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524799 When did school break mission trips get so intense? I was playing soccer with Guatemalan kids for a week when I did mine, and then got drunk with the parents after.

DontPracticeRenteria

]]> 11:387054:c5524799 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:38:48 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524787 I used to spend my spring breaks banging fatties in Las Vegas. Tim and I are both doing the Lord's work.

AkAggie

]]> 11:387054:c5524787 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:38:08 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524620 @David Hume: +3

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> 11:387054:c5524620 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:31:36 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524596 Mel Kiper Jr. is already questioning whether Tebow's circumcision skills are going to translate to the NFL.

Dave J.

]]> 11:387054:c5524596 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:30:34 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524538 @Bobby_Big_Wheel: Nobody can evoke the imagery of a circumcision like W.C. Heinz. Did you ever read his columns?

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> 11:387054:c5524538 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:28:13 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524414 @formerly Chief Wahoo:

I'm John Rollins, and this is Off Road Circumcision!

Afino

]]> 11:387054:c5524414 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:23:06 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524350 Andrew Zimmern says they taste great with stinky tofu.

stealofthedraft

]]> 11:387054:c5524350 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:20:32 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524321 "Say, Billy, have you ever seen a grown man naked? Are you fond of Gladiator movies?"

DucksOnPondScum

]]> 11:387054:c5524321 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:19:30 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524311 @UkraineNotWeak:

Jose Canseco will do it for fifty bucks.

André Roussimoff

]]> 11:387054:c5524311 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:19:14 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524307 @UkraineNotWeak: As long as they dont hire Michael J Fox.

Steve Trachsel, ACE

]]> 11:387054:c5524307 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:19:04 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524290 Ah, the skills one learns running the spread offense.

LosOsosdeChicago

]]> 11:387054:c5524290 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:18:27 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524271 Also, Yes.

/what?

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> 11:387054:c5524271 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:17:34 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524262 @UkraineNotWeak: Please, Woody Allen handled my son's briss.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> 11:387054:c5524262 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:17:09 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524234 @Matt_T: Wishful thinking, friend. He can always be a kick-ass fullback or tight end.

iHaveaRagingTebowner

]]> 11:387054:c5524234 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:15:59 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524224 Great. You know what this means? The latest and greatest trend among Jewish families.

Celebrity Moyels.

"Sure you may have had Jorge Posada handle your kids circumcision but we had David Wright."

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:387054:c5524224 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:15:33 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524202 Well shit, son, if you wanted to spend the summer lookin at dickheads, why didn't you just move to Georgia?

-GatorBoostr1187

David Hume

]]> 11:387054:c5524202 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:14:33 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524198 But guys (and Ladies...), he can turn the corner and a linebacker!

He's fucking amazing...Bet Eric Crouch can't do that.

Fundamentally UnSound

]]> 11:387054:c5524198 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:14:21 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524190 Isn't going to Asia and doing circumcisions how Gary Glitter got in trouble?

econdave

]]> 11:387054:c5524190 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:13:53 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524142 Those children will go on to live lives of greatness.

iHaveaRagingTebowner

]]> 11:387054:c5524142 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:12:01 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524130 @RachelRayIsTheDevil: Because it hides the fact that they are smiling because their money was well spent. Look at the posture difference between big realies and big fakies - they aren't exactly shying away from the attention.

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

]]> 11:387054:c5524130 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:11:33 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524102 [checks comments above]

I have nothing to add, just a hearty nod of approval for the effort going before me. Deadspin, once more plays to its strength.

Yostal

]]> 11:387054:c5524102 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:10:09 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524082 what did the leper say to the hooker?

keep the tip.

And finally. I'm fantastic. BE CHAMPIONS!

]]> 11:387054:c5524082 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:09:24 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524080 November 15, 2008. Tim Tebow spends the day slicin' up Cocks. Again.

David Hume

]]> 11:387054:c5524080 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:09:18 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524081 Afterwards, there was sponge cake from Entenmann's.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:387054:c5524081 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:09:18 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524073 Actually, circumcision can help lower the risk of getting and spreading STDs.

/at least thats what I tell the ladies after I "forget" to use protection

André Roussimoff

]]> 11:387054:c5524073 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:09:05 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524067 Forced medical circumcisions: When Keepin it Real Goes Wrong

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> 11:387054:c5524067 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:08:52 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524057 @RonZookonRedBull: +2

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:387054:c5524057 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:08:15 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524023 @The Fan's Attic:

Dear Gawker Server,

It would be nice if the comments actually appeared on the page so I would know whether I was repeating jokes. As you know, the abiding principle of Deadspin commenting is to be funny. And, The Fan's Attic wants to abide, but when I repeat a joke, I am not being very funny. I can avoid this potentially embarassing situation if you don't hide the comments from me.

Sincerely,

The Fan's Attic

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:387054:c5524023 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:06:38 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524016 @Weed Against Speed: that picture always buoys my spirits

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:387054:c5524016 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:05:55 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5524015 Darren McFadden, on the other hand, naturally inseminated women in Arkansas.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> 11:387054:c5524015 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:05:54 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523999 Why is it that the women with the biggest fake tits always sneer as though you shouldn't be checkin out their lift kit,yet ALWAYS wear the lowest cut shirt?

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> 11:387054:c5523999 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:05:11 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523976 You know how you spell Tebow? With a lot of exclamation points and asterisks, that's how.

muggsybogues

]]> 11:387054:c5523976 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:04:19 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523975 I'm not saying I'd go gay for Tebow, but now at least I'll admit that I'd let him touch my junk for medical purposes.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> 11:387054:c5523975 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:04:18 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523920 @SA: You wear braces?

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:387054:c5523920 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:01:43 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523916 He got his hands a little wet in surgery.

Serving the children and women of The Phillipines all at once. Now there's a man that can multitask.

Ray

]]> 11:387054:c5523916 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:01:36 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523884 @rombuu: you get the star...... of david for that one. HAR HAR HAR

FEAST

]]> 11:387054:c5523884 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:00:16 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523883 Tebow circumcised Pinocchio with a pencil sharpener.

Balls State Explorer

]]> 11:387054:c5523883 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:00:13 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523880 Mel Kiper says Tebow is great at avoiding the sack.

RonZookonRedBull

]]> 11:387054:c5523880 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:00:06 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523872 Tebow's girlfriend than provided sustenance for the entire village.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:387054:c5523872 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:59:50 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523871 So he took a little off the top. Big deal. It'll grow back.

Juancho

]]> 11:387054:c5523871 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:59:48 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523844 Actually, Tebow is promoting a new prototype of football, that when you rub it turns into a briefcase

DumpDolan

]]> 11:387054:c5523844 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:58:16 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523822 Just like deadspin to make a mountain out of a mohel.

rombuu

]]> 11:387054:c5523822 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:57:09 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523805 He's a system circumciser. I bet that he only uses a Mogen clamp.

Raskolnikov

]]> 11:387054:c5523805 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:56:36 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523795 @Clare: Actually I laughed. So may God have mercy on both our souls.

You could see he was really into it. He thought it was cool.

Who doesn't think cutting a guy's penis is cool? I do it all the time.

/wait, what?

SA

]]> 11:387054:c5523795 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:56:15 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523791 @Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee: and yet his brain remains intact...

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> 11:387054:c5523791 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:56:08 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523790 Post to see?

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> 11:387054:c5523790 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:56:06 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523788 "Tebow, who has no surgical training..."

O RLY?

TheWrathofQBEagles

]]> 11:387054:c5523788 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:56:05 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523778 He's a Renaissance Man, a do-gooder, a man of America. His skills run deep.

But are his hands steady??? The world needs to know!

Red Sox Monster

]]> 11:387054:c5523778 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:55:38 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523776 As an uncut guy, I tend to agree with the "no circumcision" crowd. That said, in tropcial climates, where the impoverished have little access to daily hygiene, Circumcision actually makes sense... I'd be curious if there's a study out there, but anecdotally I think the Missionaries are probably right that there is some health value to the procedure in these areas.

/dickjoke

Adonis

]]> 11:387054:c5523776 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:55:28 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523760 I think spiking the foreskins after each circumcision was a little hacky.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:387054:c5523760 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:54:57 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523749 Leg cross

/ bulldog secondary

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> 11:387054:c5523749 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:54:28 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523721 @Weed Against Speed: Actually, WC Heinz wrote about this years ago, but none of us have even heard of him, let alone read his work

Bobby_Big_Wheel

]]> 11:387054:c5523721 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:53:11 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523720 His skills run deep. How deep?

So deep they'll put your ass to sleep. And once you're asleep, he'll remove your foreskin.

Thank God Tebow's not a basketball player; the abundance of "tip off" jokes would have caused Nibbles to start drinking heavily (heavier?).

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:387054:c5523720 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:53:04 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523698 You could see he was really INTO IT.

/bdd'd

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> 11:387054:c5523698 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:52:06 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523678 @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: You mention "Rock and Roll Part 2" in a post detailing Philippine children's penises?

Gary Glitter's head just exploded.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

]]> 11:387054:c5523678 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:51:18 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523673 Perhaps one day when the pigmen roam free it will be stopped. Until then, off with their heads.

Chuck Knoblockhead

]]> 11:387054:c5523673 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:50:51 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523663 @Carlton_Whitfield: You picked a hell of a mohel, Elaine. Where'd you get your license, the back of a matchbook?

McCroskey

]]> 11:387054:c5523663 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:50:34 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523639 You could see he was really into it.

Interesting.

Phatty

]]> 11:387054:c5523639 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:49:33 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523620 gives a whole new meaning to the term "slicing up a nickel package," doesn't it?

the cajun boy

]]> 11:387054:c5523620 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:48:54 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523619 Tebow will, no doubt, be at the head of his class.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> 11:387054:c5523619 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:48:51 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523604 What is it with Heisman Trophy winners and sharp objects?

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> 11:387054:c5523604 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:48:09 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523598 Fortunately, Shanoff is already cut.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:387054:c5523598 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:47:40 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523590 This will be a good skill too have once he's out of the NFL in 3 years.

Matt_T

]]> 11:387054:c5523590 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:47:22 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523579 Tebow, famous for his . . . missionary work

/human anatomy reference

kayceebk

]]> 11:387054:c5523579 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:46:53 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523574 "How about our little Elaine... Attended the finest finishing schools on the eastern seaboard, equestrian competitions, debutante balls... Look at her now - interviewing mohels."

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> 11:387054:c5523574 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:46:35 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523569 For circumcisions, I would hope he uses a smaller spear.

Civil Negligence

]]> 11:387054:c5523569 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:46:31 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523566 Somewhere a group of violins are playing a melancholy rendition of "Rock and Roll Part 2"

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> 11:387054:c5523566 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:46:26 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523550 @Rob Iracane: Whoever it was deserves to get the shaft.

the earl of weaver

]]> 11:387054:c5523550 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:45:04 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523549 @TheStarterWife: It's the Puritan side in us.

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> 11:387054:c5523549 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:45:02 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523546 I don't think Jesus would even do that.

twoeightnine

]]> 11:387054:c5523546 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:44:55 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523543 @Rob Iracane: I believe it was the New York Times, originally. Unfortunately, it didn't make the cut.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:387054:c5523543 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:44:53 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523544 Tebow then showed the Children his Merkin and said "this is what you have to look forward to"

Chaunceyshammy

]]> 11:387054:c5523544 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:44:53 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523539 @Juancho: No love for "Old Glory Robot Insurance"?

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> 11:387054:c5523539 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:44:41 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523522 I thought the US was one of the last places circumcising babies. (And Israel.)

"But those people really needed the surgeries."

Hardly.

TheStarterWife

]]> 11:387054:c5523522 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:44:09 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523519 Things I want back:

1) My Yankees keychain
2) My foreskin
3) My innocence

Thanks for nothing, Tebow!

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:387054:c5523519 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:44:02 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523515 Somewhere: Buzz Bissinger buys 1 way plane ticket to the Philippines.

FEAST

]]> 11:387054:c5523515 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:43:50 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523513 I hear he worked for tips.

Running quickly after that old joke.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:387054:c5523513 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:43:45 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523510 It should also be noted that Tebow performed these operations in a very fast manner.

ESS EE SEE SP33DZ0RZ!!!

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:387054:c5523510 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:43:39 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523506 Except that medicine has proven that circumcisions are not necessary...
So..Be A Missionary! Brainwash Native Heathens! Minimize Their Native Culture! Remove Excess Foreskin!


The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> 11:387054:c5523506 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:43:32 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523488 Who tipped this story?

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:387054:c5523488 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:43:00 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523485 @Lady Andrea:

Tebow does a solo, a capella version of the whole thing.

Whitey Fisk

]]> 11:387054:c5523485 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:42:51 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523463 Richard Moleno, a Florida graduate and aspiring doctor, said: "You could see he was really into it. He thought it was cool. I'd make a stitch, he'd cut a stitch. He got his hands a little wet in surgery."

Moises Alou approves of Tebow's technique.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:387054:c5523463 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:42:16 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523443 I take my machine here, I take your little thing, I put it through this hole and then...I nip the tip! Who's first?

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:387054:c5523443 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:41:43 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523435 @Clare: That might be the most disgusting comment I've ever written. I award me no Deadpoints, and may God have mercy on my soul.

Clare

]]> 11:387054:c5523435 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:41:07 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523432 @formerly Chief Wahoo: If it's the Royal Deluxe II, that'd be no problem.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> 11:387054:c5523432 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:40:56 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523420 @formerly Chief Wahoo: funniest SNL skit. EVER.

Juancho

]]> 11:387054:c5523420 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:40:23 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523415 "But those people really needed the surgeries."

Qua???

Juancho

]]> 11:387054:c5523415 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:40:08 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523408 Did Shanoff volunteer to get his Teboner done?

Hamster-Style

]]> 11:387054:c5523408 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:39:50 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523406 Handling underage dongs in Southeast Asia usually doesn't result in so many accolades.

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:387054:c5523406 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:39:49 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523404 Brady Quinn is so jealous.

ASox

]]> 11:387054:c5523404 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:39:38 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523390 Shaky The Mohel?

Whitey Fisk

]]> 11:387054:c5523390 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:39:18 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523387 sense of duty to help the downtrodden

Is this a Gilbert & Sullivan plot? I am the Very Model of a Modern Circumsizing QB?

Lady Andrea

]]> 11:387054:c5523387 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:39:17 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523383 That Tim Tebow! He has a smile that makes panties and foreskins melt right off.

Clare

]]> 11:387054:c5523383 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:38:59 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523375 Shanoff is willing to go through it again if it involves Tebow.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:387054:c5523375 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:38:48 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523370 You could see he was really into it.

no words...

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:387054:c5523370 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:38:39 EDT <![CDATA[Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope]]> http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope#c5523362 Sure, but let's see him do one in the back seat of a moving car on a bumpy road. Then I'll be impressed.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:387054:c5523362 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:38:20 EDT