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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>until barry bonds is revealed to have taken numerous trips to cambodia to screw 10 year olds, roger has topped him in this category.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Don't Do Drugs?</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Behind every hot wife there is a husband thats tired of fucking her.</p>
<p>"High school girls... every year I get older... they stay the same age." - another sexan texan</p> <p><a href="n/a">And finally. I'm fantastic. BE CHAMPIONS!</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Oh, well, since he put it <i>that</i> way.</p>
<p>I can't remember who said it, but he said "His nickname is Rocket <i>Man</i>, not Rocket <i>Scientist</i>."</p> <p><a href="http://www.kenn.com">Billy Clyde Puckett</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Clemens? Still?</P>
<P>Meh.</P> <p>FightTiger</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Debbie Clemens...yes.</p>
<p>Seriously, can someone please explain why he chose to cheat on that?  I guess it's true...he's as dumb as a box of rocks.</p> <p><a href="n/a">FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns is the anti-Christ according to Buzz Bissinger</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I thought the caveman was supposed to bash the cavegirl in the head with the club, not the other way around.</P> <p>CatInThePants</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Someday, if I work hard, I can have a fitness "competitor" stand over me while holding a bat a wearing a bikini with my name covering her tits.</P>
<P>If I work hard...</P> <p><a href="http://projectprospect.com">Adonis</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/387113/roger-clemens-is-sorry-for-everything-some-things-and-nothing#c5526183">Sherrill-Theory</A>: Using electronics supplies from Radio Shack.</P> <p><a href="n/a">blastitbiggs</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>please put down the bat, sir.</P> <p><a href="http://smittblog.blogspot.com">Bob Loblaw</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/387113/roger-clemens-is-sorry-for-everything-some-things-and-nothing#c5525662">VidaBlueBalls</A>: After you help Travolta boost a couple nukes.</P> <p>Sherrill-Theory</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5525614">Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner</a>: Does that make Jose Canseco baseball's John the Baptist?</p> <p><a href="http://www.bitterfans.com/">Magnakai Haaskivi</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Howie Long would like his haircut back...unless you buy a new Chevy truck.</p> <p>VidaBlueBalls</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5525096">ghostsoftheSCupcountry</a>:  They are two sides of the same douche; throw in Palmeiro and they are the holy trinity of baseball douchebags.</p> <p><a href="http://n/a">Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Central Park muggings ain't what they used to be.</p> <p><a href="n/a">McCroskey</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>As I stated on an earlier post, Clemens is two steps away from turning his life over to Jesus.</P> <p>UkraineNotWeak</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>there were some terrible personal mistakes i made in my life. for instance, one time, i accidentally watched nickelodeon, alone, for about 30-45 minutes with the door shut and a cowbell nailed to it so i would know when someone is coming in, before i realized that it was a children's channel and not for famous baseball players who after 23 years of public service should have earned the benefit of the doubt. i've since apologized to my parents and "kids incorporated", even though this is none of your goddamn business.</p> <p><a href="http://www.steveohville.blogspot.com">Abe Froman</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>"uuuhh, I'm dsylexic - I thought she was 51."</P> <p><a href="n/a">blastitbiggs</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5525228">EditorOfTheDailyFaberian</a>: i know, but trust me, this article is beyond ridiculous.</p> <p><a href="http://">SuperFrankieLampard</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5525096">ghostsoftheSCupcountry</a>: They're both runners up to David Blane for biggest douche in the universe.</p>
<p>But I'd have to say Clemens narrowly edges Bonds in my book.</p> <p><a href="n/a">WayneFontesFanatic</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>the timeless art of seduktion...</p> <p><a href="n/a">dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I know for a fact there are two brother/uncle's that he has not apologized to.</P> <p>AkAggie</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5525423">cowbell204</a>: I was just about to say I think it's legal in SC too.</p> <p><a href="n/a">SA</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>BREAKING NEWS: New York Daily News reporting that Roger Clemens has been fucking his wife intermittently for the last two decades.  Clemens denies the report, calling it a "Baseless, disgusting lie."</p> <p><a href="http://andherecomethepretzels.blogspot.com">businessorleisure</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Clemens has the smile of a man who just committed adultery, followed by some needle being stuck in his ass.</P> <p>HebrewHammer</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5525196">My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...</a>: For 19.99/month and high speed internet access, you can watch Romanian chicks doing just that...</p> <p><a href="n/a">David Hume</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5525362">cowbell204</a>: And apparently like 30 other states</p> <p>cowbell204</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5525096">ghostsoftheSCupcountry</a>: I ain't paid nearly enough to ponder that question for more than five seconds.</p> <p><a href="http://legendofvinnyt.wordpress.com/">Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>those weeds in the background were just seeds 5 minutes ago.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Chaunceyshammy</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>She must use the "7 Minute Abs" workout routine.</P> <p><a href="http://meltyourfaceoff.net">Weed Against Speed</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Congressman: Are you a vegan Mr Clemens?</p>
<p>Clemens: No, I don't watch Star Trek. AND I don't like 15 year old girls either...if that was your next question.</p> <p>digris</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5525301">SA</a>: In Iowa that's legal</p> <p>cowbell204</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Rogers Clemens is married to Nicole Bass?</P> <p>MattinglysSideburns</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Even A-Rod thinks she's JUST a bit manly.</P> <p>sharknut</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5525164">Scout</a>: You call it a bat, Clemens calls it a posterior massager. Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Brazil Thrill</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p><i>Like everyone, I have flaws.</i></p>
<p>Speak for yourself, Seabass.</p> <p><a href="http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/">The Sports Hernia</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I wouldn't fuck Mindy McCready with Debbie Clemens' dick.</P> <p>MeSoHornsby</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p><i>[N]ow, I have been accused of having an improper relationship with a 15-year-old girl. Nothing could be further from the truth.</i></p>
<p>So...she was 16 when Clemens first fucked her? Well, that makes all the difference in the world.</p> <p><a href="n/a">SA</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5525096">ghostsoftheSCupcountry</a>: Roger Clemens - great douche or greatest douche?</p> <p><a href="http://www.contemptfortheworld.com">dirty foreigner</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>That picture is like the Grazer-head of Deadspin.</P> <p><a href="http://braincloudpictures.blogspot.com">Juancho</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/387113/roger-clemens-is-sorry-for-everything-some-things-and-nothing#c5525161">SuperFrankieLampard</A>: That's like saying "Smell this milk. I think it's sour."</P> <p><a href="http://alsoreceivingvotes.blogspot.com">Spanish Necktie</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>What's Roger Clemens favorite TV show?</p>
<p>Pork'n Mindy?</p> <p><a href="http://chkalovtimes.blogspot.com/">Sucko-T</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Don't ever change, Raj.</P> <p><a href="n/a">Dead Air ummm Dead Air</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/387113/roger-clemens-is-sorry-for-everything-some-things-and-nothing#c5525161">SuperFrankieLampard</A>: Dumb for a Scoop Jackson column is a pretty high bar to cross.</P> <p>EditorOfTheDailyFaberian</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/387113/roger-clemens-is-sorry-for-everything-some-things-and-nothing#c5525120">shea_guevara</A>: No, but A-Rod just popped a boner.</P> <p><a href="n/a">ghostsoftheSCupcountry</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>So, has anyone read The Big Lead's interview with Buzz yet?</P> <p><a href="http://thearena.wordpress.com">Rock You Like An Iracane</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5525096">ghostsoftheSCupcountry</a>:</p>
<p>yes</p> <p>cowbell204</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I'm sorry I marred the dignity and prestige of the Derby by having to be put down right on the track.  I'm such a bitch.  --Eight Belles</p> <p><a href="http://www.andreasatrium.com">Lady Andrea</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I got an inkling of what his wife wants to do with that bat now.</P> <p><a href="n/a">My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Clemens Apology for That Which Shall Go Unnamed vs. Giambi Apology for That Which Shall Go Unamed.</P>
<P>Discuss.</P> <p><a href="http://alsoreceivingvotes.blogspot.com">Spanish Necktie</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>"Sorry I didn't let A-Rod sleep with my wife while I was doing this. He would have enjoyed her."</P> <p><a href="n/a">Afino</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Aluminum bats too? You're right. The man's a monster.</P> <p>DontPracticeRenteria</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Is that a still from the Parks production of <I>Beast and the Beast</I>?</P> <p><a href="http://meltyourfaceoff.net">Weed Against Speed</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Which one has more HGH coursing through their veins in that picture?</P> <p>Paper Cut</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>...ALLEGEDLY<br>
/jim rome</p> <p><a href="http://www.nba.com/blazers">FEAST</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I hope the wife still has that bat in the house.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Scout</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>i hate to threadjack a post like this which will surely get great comments, but, uh, has anyone read scoop jackson's article on page2 today? it's one of the dumbest things i've ever read.</p> <p><a href="http://">SuperFrankieLampard</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>the mother of all MILFs...next to Demi Moore.</P>
<P>Sorry, is this Jezebel? never mind.</P> <p>Johnny LaRue</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Now there's a flat-top you can set your watch to!</P> <p><a href="n/a">Doyle McPoyle</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>15 year old?  She's at least 28 by now.</p> <p><a href="http://ontheDLpodcast.com">Dan Levy</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Did he apologize for that photo?</p> <p><a href="n/a">shea_guevara</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Dude, dude.</P> <p><a href="n/a">The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Bigger Douche: Clemens or Bonds?</P>
<P>Discuss.</P> <p><a href="n/a">ghostsoftheSCupcountry</a></p>]]></description>
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