<![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> In fact there was, and I somehow ended up on a month old page. Fortunately, no one will ever see this...

Bullshooter

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> I'm pretty sure this was already the subject of a post here on deadspin, or am I wrong?...

Bullshooter

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> I think the Miami one make a fair and accurate reference to the athletes on the football team

Don't Do Drugs?

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> 15 is too young for sex, but with Roger Clemens it's not.
Scabs, hallucinations, and body sores and that's just from the first Matt Leinart party I went to.

Human_Cannonball

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> @Chamomiles Davis: An MC Chris reference. Wow.

BreakfastBourbon

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> @Lady Andrea: But you'll die thin. And it'll be worth it.

SA

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> @Suss--: I wouldn't bet on it.

/Hurrr

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> @Jen P: I was actually going to say...I don't think this qualifies as "whimsy" per se. Hilarious, yes. Whimsical...not so much.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> And I mean real whimsy, not "dark whimsy" like this.

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> @Clare: I know that, goofball. He traded up Alanis Morrisette for Scarlet Johannsen. Now, I like AM's music but...she's no ScarJo.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> Will, please tell us you're going to end this day with a big old batch of WHIMSY!

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> Jamar Smith is relieved that the "leaving a friend for dead" was not directed at Illinois.

Yinka Double Dare

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> @Lady Andrea: Girl, are you for real? Ryan Reynolds is STUPID HOT.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> the tussin, the tussin
put it down like it was nothing
robocop couldn't stop me from puking and flushin
no balls to be bustin, no fightin, no cussin
just love for a drug called robotussin

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> @ltwinslow:

...or about riding a motorcycle in Cleveland.

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> @SA: or you're dead. Potayto, potahto....

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> @Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG:
+1

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> @jwaves2007: And she shall smoketh it.

Chad Sexington

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> @Lady Andrea: I heard the minute you go off it you balloon right back up.

SA

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> @Afino: Yes. Also, Will and I showed up to blog wearing the same outfit. It was SOO embarrassing.

The Great Barstoolio

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: I'll see what I can do.

LenPasquarelli'sStretchMarks

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> @VTBen: He really traded up in the looks department, didn't he?

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> What on earth is going on here today?

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> threadjack:
Scarlett Johanson engaged to Van Wilder. Ufford not available for comment.
/end threadjack

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> @Herbies_Wingman: or the daytime prostitute from "My Name Is Earl"

Nacho Friendly

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> @Magnolia: So are Californians now allowed to order a "soy venti decaf mocha meth latte" at their closest Starbucks location?

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> @Lady Andrea: I can't wait for it to hit the bookstores.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> @UpstateUnderdog: it'll have its own book and DVD, The Meth Diet, any day now.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> @LenPasquarelli'sStretchMarks: Get him a commenter account and let's go. He and Will may be cool, but I bet the rest of us want a shot.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> I saw a bunch of bill boards while in northern Nevada a few weeks ago warning about meth. seems like a bigger problem out west than here in the east.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> C'mon, meth ain't that bad... any rapper's work would seem less than impressive when being compared directly to Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)... give the guy a break.

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> Rick James is not impressed.

/the milks gone bad

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> I'd like to think Jerramy Stevens would take me to a classier restroom.

tomford

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> Meth looks like a great way to lose weight. Did you see how skinny everyone in those adds are?

There's a similar campaign running in California right now called Me Not Meth, and it's even worse. No bad teeth, no creepy scabs, just super skinny people looking all soulful and shit. Meth = teh glamorous!

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> Threadjack

I emailed Bissinger with my thoughts (without any potshots/profanity/obscenity) on how ridiculous his behavior was the other night, and he actually wrote me back a 200+ word personal response, and seemed sincerely apologetic for how he acted.

/end threadjack

LenPasquarelli'sStretchMarks

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> Meth looks like a great way to lose weight. Did you see how skinny everyone in those adds are?

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> if it were up to me, every last one of em would've been about jerramy stevens.

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> Mindy McCready after taking batting practice from her boyfriend?

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> @Doyle McPoyle: +1

Maybe meth isn't all bad

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> @Weed Against Speed: Paint is readily available (danger), I choose to abuse prescription pills (all kinds, not picky). Lucky for me that stuff is impossible to get. Or else I would be in a gutter somewhere. I love that shit.

/sad truth
//red flagged by big brother
///fuck

FEAST is points on your face

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> In Vermont, when you buy Robitussin you have to sign a note swearing that you really have a cough and you have to cough convincingly while you sign the note.

FriendsLikeJimRome

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> @Suss--: Too hopped up on meth, I'd imagine.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> I am Buzz Bizzinger and I approve this thread.

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> @jwaves2007: 20? You're getting ripped off.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> Phew. Good thing nobody from the University of Toledo knows Photoshop.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> May he who hasn't fucked a meth girl and give her $20 cast the first stone.

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> @Arriaga_II: They're all white drug addicts, though. So, you know...that's okay.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> Wow. Midget Dixie Chick Natalie Mayne sure has let herself go.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> @ArkansasFred: +1. Or Robitussin.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> This is why I huff paint.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> I'm glad Mrs. Mattingly was able to find work.

econdave

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> @Weed Against Speed: Now that post is... divine.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> Reece Witherspoon looks like shit

Herbies_Wingman

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> So...the post apologizing for being sub-conciously racist is followed by a post featured drug-addled white folk. Smooth Senor Leitch. Very Smooth.

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> I wonder if that girl would do me for Drake Relays tickets?

/ugh, I feel disgusting for having typed that.

Andrew

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> yes

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> In case there was any doubt, Barstoolio rules.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> The worst thing about meth is that I now have to sign a fucking affidavit at CVS every time I need some Sudafed.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> Beating an old man for money may not be normal, but it sure is fun!

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> So you know those terrifying Montana anti-meth ads that were recently taken off the air?

Since there's like one sports team in Montana, and this is primarily a sports-themed blog, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no, we didn't know about those.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> @FEAST: Oklahoma disagrees.

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> How whimsical! Tra-la-la...

Dan Daoust

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> Ooooookay.

Is this "fuck with people's emotions" day on Deadspin?

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> @Spanish Necktie: Still better than sucking dick for cocaine.

/bob saget

BarrySagittarius

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> I guess Nancy Kerrigan finally got her revenge for that whole knee attack.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> The FSU one is true. But you use steel wool and Lysol.

mlmintampa

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> Wait..15 bucks for sex isn't normal? Who are you to judge?

Spanish Necktie

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> You try everything once... except meth.

/hail from the meth capital of the world aka Portland, Oregon

FEAST is points on your face

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> The lady in the photo needs Candice Olson way more than she needs a paramedic. I mean look at the cabinetry - boring!

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> ......wow

Between this and the race post, I think I need to take a walk for a while.

DeepFriar

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> After looking at the women in those ads, Roger Clemens can not stand up in front of his computer now.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> I don't care how many diseases I'd catch, I'm throwing out a big yes to the Vick-banger on the left.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Agreed.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> I'd hit it.

Artie Fufkin

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> Was that some kind of promo for House of the Dead 4?

Stay Away From Oprah

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> I'm surprised they're worthy of this site.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> Don't knock meth until you've tried it.

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0

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