<![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Mon, 05 May 2008 21:08:15 EDT Mon, 05 May 2008 21:08:15 EDT http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5536911 @formerly Chief Wahoo: Hmm, don't have Mormon undies...But in order to lighten it up i'l share some good all catholic "blood of chirst" with you. Preferably in Sangria form

HockeyMountain

]]> 11:387120:c5536911 Mon, 05 May 2008 21:08:15 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5536056 sorry for being four years late to reality.

- jim dolan

Abe Froman

]]> 11:387120:c5536056 Mon, 05 May 2008 20:04:50 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5535877 @HockeyMountain: Interesting. Have to ask Fr. Lenny about this on Sunday. Bottom line, a good person is a good person whether or not you ever set foot in a Church or Temple or Tabernacle or whatever.

To lighten things up a little, I'll trade you some unconsecrated hosts for a pair of Mormon underwear in size XXL.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:387120:c5535877 Mon, 05 May 2008 19:51:54 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5535514 @formerly Chief Wahoo: Not to make this too serious, but the only difference between Mormon and traditional Christians is that Mormons believe that another book, in addition to the New Testament, is also the word of Christ, whom they believe to be Divine.

But I am not Mormon so I wouldn't know. Every Mormon I have talked to has believed in the divinity of Christ though.

HockeyMountain

]]> 11:387120:c5535514 Mon, 05 May 2008 19:26:10 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5535428 "Sorry, I didn't want to go to prison."
-D.C. Madam

VTBen

]]> 11:387120:c5535428 Mon, 05 May 2008 19:20:16 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5535349 "Sorry for being a dying industry, Lenny."

--Magazine publishing

spinachdip

]]> 11:387120:c5535349 Mon, 05 May 2008 19:14:35 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5535327 Sorry Butch for puking all over your Beamer and then trying to pay a Hooter's chick to caddy for me. OH, and sorry for cutting the mullet on your wife when she was sleeping.

-- John Daly

Another-Failed-Tedford-QB

]]> 11:387120:c5535327 Mon, 05 May 2008 19:12:41 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5535325

"Sorry, we don't know of any Ronaldo. *Click*" -- UNICEF

spinachdip

]]> 11:387120:c5535325 Mon, 05 May 2008 19:12:33 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5535288 @twoeightnine: To be fair, plenty of SoBaps think Catholics aren't Christians.

spinachdip

]]> 11:387120:c5535288 Mon, 05 May 2008 19:10:12 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5535125 @Fateric2000: No, I'll take a hard-fought series to reach a Game 7 - even to get their asses kicked in that game - over a total series of head-up-your-ass hockey resulting in an embarrassing sweep any day. But thanks for asking.

Jen P

]]> 11:387120:c5535125 Mon, 05 May 2008 18:58:02 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5535068 @twoeightnine: They don't tell the Mormons what they can or cannot call themselves, they simply disagree. All of the major variants of Protestanism take the same position. I think it's a fair argument that a belief in Christ is one of the requirements of Christianity, no?

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:387120:c5535068 Mon, 05 May 2008 18:55:16 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5534975 Leave it to the Catholics to decide what other religions can or cannot call themselves.

He's not a pedophile, he's a priest.

twoeightnine

]]> 11:387120:c5534975 Mon, 05 May 2008 18:49:32 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5534918 @Jen P: Surely your exaggerating. Wasn't that 7-0 beating during Game 7 of the '02 Western Conference Finals much harder to take?

Sorry I'm an asshole Wings fan - FatEric2000

Fateric2000

]]> 11:387120:c5534918 Mon, 05 May 2008 18:45:39 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5534740 @Sid Bream Was Out: I had fun the last 3 years. I don't know what law school you were attending...

Lady Andrea

]]> 11:387120:c5534740 Mon, 05 May 2008 18:36:19 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5534685 @HockeyMountain: Sorry but I disagree, as does the Catholic Church, of which I am a member.

[www.apologeticsindex.org]

Mormons can claim to be Christian, but lacking a belief in the divinity of Christ pretty much ends that discussion.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:387120:c5534685 Mon, 05 May 2008 18:32:36 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5534537 I'm sorry for getting my pilot's license

- Thurman Munson



Free Matt Roloff

]]> 11:387120:c5534537 Mon, 05 May 2008 18:23:13 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5534479 Sorry I picked the wrong sports star to piggyback my name on.

--Ronaldinho

IchiroSuzukiSamurai

]]> 11:387120:c5534479 Mon, 05 May 2008 18:19:44 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5534272 She told police Ronaldo offered the prostitutes $600 to end the incident, but they would not accept dollars. The manager then converted the money into Brazilian reals for Ronaldo,

Goddam, our currency really does suck. Not even Brazilian tranny hookers will accept it now.

Dave J.

]]> 11:387120:c5534272 Mon, 05 May 2008 18:07:53 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5534236 Sorry, Im taking half.

/Mrs. Clemens

Bunkie Perkins

]]> 11:387120:c5534236 Mon, 05 May 2008 18:05:30 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5534146 Sorry for using my head, Liverpool fans.

- JA Riise

Mitch Comstein, my roommate

]]> 11:387120:c5534146 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:59:40 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5534115 @FirstDerivative:

The exercise guy? Man I hate him. My abs are still sore.

new_commentator

]]> 11:387120:c5534115 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:57:50 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533931 Sorry I forgot to take the gun out the bucket, boss.

-- Marvin Harrison's employee

THE hoi polloi

]]> 11:387120:c5533931 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:47:53 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533759 Sorry I tried to make a national championship contender to be worthy of your school's historic accomplishments. -- Kelvin Sampson.

/snickers

The Fake Gimel Martinez

]]> 11:387120:c5533759 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:39:39 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533752 "Sorry I didn't see Brendan Morrow coming at the end of the third pine-scented aardvark tape dispenser."

--Milan Michalek

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> 11:387120:c5533752 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:39:25 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533727 @formerly Chief Wahoo: Sorry I think it's not Christian

--Cheif Wahoo

/has sister-in-law who is Mormon

HockeyMountain

]]> 11:387120:c5533727 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:38:29 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533721 Sorry for faking The Big One one too many times, 'Lizbeth. - An actor
---Anyone else think this was going to link to a story about Hugh Grant? Just me, huh?


Johnny LaRue

]]> 11:387120:c5533721 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:38:11 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533666 @Sid Bream Was Out: Everybody thinks Québécois are a joke.

-Everybody

FEAST

]]> 11:387120:c5533666 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:36:04 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533642 @Jen P: You too HockeyMountain!

--Colorado Avalanche

HockeyMountain

]]> 11:387120:c5533642 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:35:16 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533613 @Sid Bream Was Out: Quebec is *never* sorry to inflict pain on others. It's practically their motto. (In English, anyway. The French one suffers only in translation.)

Tuffy

]]> 11:387120:c5533613 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:34:19 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533586 @AkAggie: Sorry I somehow think that Mormons are Christian.

-AkAggie

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:387120:c5533586 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:33:05 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533582 @Tuffy: That's what she said.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:387120:c5533582 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:32:48 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533572 @Jen P: Sorry for enjoying your pain. -- Quebec.

Sid Bream Was Out

]]> 11:387120:c5533572 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:32:22 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533551 Sorry, Jen P, that we gave you the most dismal, disheartening end to a hockey season that you could have possibly imagined. - Colorado Avalanche

*sigh*

Jen P

]]> 11:387120:c5533551 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:31:00 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533545 @Weed Against Speed: That seems redundant.

Tuffy

]]> 11:387120:c5533545 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:30:32 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533540 @Weed Against Speed: Sorry Cedric, but we originated drunk and disorderly on a boat.

-The 2005 Minnesota Vikings

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> 11:387120:c5533540 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:30:07 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533530 @SA: I'm just happy to see him finally go over the middle.

Tuffy

]]> 11:387120:c5533530 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:29:50 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533521 @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: HA! Nice one.

Jen P

]]> 11:387120:c5533521 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:29:34 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533505 @A Pimp Named DaveR: +1

The Nike-Ducks are still weeping.

FEAST

]]> 11:387120:c5533505 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:28:58 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533493 @SA: Sorry I wasn't there for that party.

-Me

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:387120:c5533493 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:28:18 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533465 @notthequarterback: Sorry, Jacque, you are gone...unless you can throw this ball from the left to within 100 feet of the infield... - Dombrowski

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:387120:c5533465 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:27:21 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533462 @The Fan's Attic: Shit. Image didn't insert.

try this link: [sports.yahoo.com]

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:387120:c5533462 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:26:46 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533460 Sorry that I'm on the South Side.

-Ozzie Guillen

BallHawk

]]> 11:387120:c5533460 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:26:45 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533446 @Lady Andrea: Haha...yes...that 5 inning, 4 walk performance was DOMINATING.

Pitchers who have been waived by the Marlins and Royals most definitely do NOT suck.

notthequarterback

]]> 11:387120:c5533446 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:26:17 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533434 I'm sorry. I have no place else to go.--Zach Mayo

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:387120:c5533434 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:25:52 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533432 @Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: I can't tell if you're being Kobe or the Talented Mr. Self-Congratulatory Roto....

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> 11:387120:c5533432 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:25:46 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533422 Sorry about being intoxicated while boating and fighting with police after my arrest, Bears fans. Oh, and for sucking at football. Can't forget about that.

--Cedric Benson

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:387120:c5533422 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:25:25 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533414 Sorry Oregon, I'm headed to Cal.

-- Kevin Hart

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> 11:387120:c5533414 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:24:54 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533411 I'm not sorry.
-Michael Rensing


The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:387120:c5533411 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:24:42 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533400 I'm sorry the damn bloggers will post this tomorrow. Buzz and Bob was right. -Randy Moss.

SA

]]> 11:387120:c5533400 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:24:28 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533389 I'd like to thank me, myself and I for my wonderful performance on the court this year. I really deserve this shiny MVP trophy after all the hard work and dedication I put into most of this season, offseason shenanigans aside. Sorry if I forgot to include someone in my acceptance speech.

-KB24

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:387120:c5533389 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:24:03 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533366 @Jefferson Short Bus: That's what I get for not refreshing right before I post.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> 11:387120:c5533366 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:23:27 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533355 @Lady Andrea: Sorry about the last three years -- lawschool.

Sid Bream Was Out

]]> 11:387120:c5533355 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:23:06 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533351 You can all stuff your sorries in a sack!

+ Watch video

Clare

]]> 11:387120:c5533351 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:23:01 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533346 Sorry, I've got to interject here because I feel very strongly about this:

I think you're full of shit.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> 11:387120:c5533346 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:22:55 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533321 Sorry for causing your death - Eight Belle's fractured ankles

HebrewHammer

]]> 11:387120:c5533321 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:21:54 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533314 Sorry for extending the game 4 OT's ruining everyone's Monday in the office

-Nabokov

HockeyMountain

]]> 11:387120:c5533314 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:21:40 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533309 @J-No:

Sorry I SUCK so much!
-Barry Zito Fixed


CatInThePants

]]> 11:387120:c5533309 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:21:31 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533304 I'm sorry I suck so little-- Jewish Wife

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:387120:c5533304 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:21:17 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533302 Sorry Jazz, I can never reward those crazy Christians filling the stands.

-Yahweh

AkAggie

]]> 11:387120:c5533302 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:21:16 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533295

Sari.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> 11:387120:c5533295 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:21:04 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533278 @J-No: Sorry I don't. --Wellemeyer

Lady Andrea

]]> 11:387120:c5533278 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:20:29 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533268 @Brad_Lee: She lost to Big Brown. And there was this 72-year-old Horse that wasn
t participating but wants to invade Iran, but I wouldn't read too much into it.

Sid Bream Was Out

]]> 11:387120:c5533268 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:20:14 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533262 Sorry I made you hungry
-Weed


CatInThePants

]]> 11:387120:c5533262 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:19:45 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533244 "Sorry, I need to interject here, because I feel strongly about this... I think you're full of shit." --Buzz "I fuck horses" Bissinger

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> 11:387120:c5533244 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:19:03 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533243 Sorry for being a completely irrational douche, Will. -Buzzster

BigJimSlade

]]> 11:387120:c5533243 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:18:54 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533233 You have no idea how sorry I am- Ronaldo

Little Lebowski Urban Achievers

]]> 11:387120:c5533233 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:18:38 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533229 Can Roger please start 'We're not apologizing, The bitch wanted it.' club?

Charter members: Kobe Bryant, Ruben Patterson, Anthony Mason, Marcus Webb, Luis Polonia, Keith Henderson, Ike Johnson and Jerramy Stevens

FEAST

]]> 11:387120:c5533229 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:18:31 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533212 Sorry I SUCK so much!
-Jason Marquis


J-No

]]> 11:387120:c5533212 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:17:54 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533186 Sorry, I couldn't give you some land with oil underneath it but you said you were interested in milk and honey.--God

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:387120:c5533186 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:16:44 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533178 Karma's a bitch ain't it?

CatInThePants

]]> 11:387120:c5533178 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:16:23 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533154 Sorry I picked the horse they decided to kill on the track after the race. I hope that's not foreshadowing.

-- Hillary

BradLee

]]> 11:387120:c5533154 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:15:23 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533147 I'd like to apologize for any offense or inconvenience that may have occurred pursuant to my employment at the Texas School Book Depository.

I would ask that you let me and my family deal with these matters privately and please keep Jack Ruby away from me.

- Lee Harvey Oswald

jsavimbi

]]> 11:387120:c5533147 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:15:14 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533135 Sorry for that whole 'nailing to a cross' thing -Gov. Pilate

FirstDerivative

]]> 11:387120:c5533135 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:14:51 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533124 Sorry my sign wasn't obvious enough, Hillary

-God

chilltown

]]> 11:387120:c5533124 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:14:20 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533115 "Like everyone, I have flaws. I have sometimes made choices which have not been right." -- Pol Pot.

Sid Bream Was Out

]]> 11:387120:c5533115 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:14:11 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533112 Sorry for sending you back to the start.

amorphous

]]> 11:387120:c5533112 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:14:04 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533109 Sorry about getting you pregnant. Here's a Cabbage Patch Kid.

--Karl Malone

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:387120:c5533109 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:14:00 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533105 Sorry Will, you just don't meet our standards--National Press Club

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:387120:c5533105 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:13:57 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533094 Sorry I invented the internet Buzz. --Al Gore

asliceofbacon

]]> 11:387120:c5533094 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:13:30 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533066 Sorry, we didn't realize game 7 was on Sunday.

-Atlanta Hawks

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:387120:c5533066 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:12:46 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533055 I'm sorry for impregnating a 13 year old girl. Wait it's not being covered on ESPN? Forget everything I just said.

--Karl Malone

Sucko-T

]]> 11:387120:c5533055 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:12:27 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533029 Sorry I'm the kiss of death.
--Hillary

Me too.
--Jacque

notthequarterback

]]> 11:387120:c5533029 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:11:44 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533027 Sorry for destroying the world, but my owner must pay for her sins. --Wizard Cat

Laser Guided

]]> 11:387120:c5533027 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:11:35 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5533004 Sorry, we hit the wrong button -- The 4% Who Approved of Mariotti.

RonZookonRedBull

]]> 11:387120:c5533004 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:10:59 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5532954 Sorry, I picked dogs instead of hor... whoops, time for my 5:10 raping, gotta go - Inmate #7

Chad Sexington

]]> 11:387120:c5532954 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:09:24 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5532925 Sorry kid, but this might hurt a little.

-Tim Tebow.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> 11:387120:c5532925 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:08:19 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5532919 They have college women's beach volleyball?

Sorry penis, you're going to be tired tonight.

twoeightnine

]]> 11:387120:c5532919 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:07:55 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5532894 Sorry to send the Wizards to the golf course three years in a row. Keep your head down and follow through boys.

-The Cavs

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:387120:c5532894 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:06:54 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5532895 Sorry for raping your face, Rondo.
-- Marvin Williams

Southeast Jerome

]]> 11:387120:c5532895 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:06:54 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5532892 Sorry I couldn't seduce you last night. -- Kwame Kilpatrick

Suss--

]]> 11:387120:c5532892 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:06:52 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5532883 Sorry I wasn't there for the end of the Rangers' season. I'd rather die than risk my internship with Vogue.
-Sean Avery

GreatOdensRaven

]]> 11:387120:c5532883 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:06:26 EDT <![CDATA[Who's Sorry Now? Rocket Edition]]> http://deadspin.com/387120/whos-sorry-now-rocket-edition#c5532877 I'll just recycle this since I errantly thought the previous Clemens post was the apology post.

I'm sorry I marred the dignity and prestige of the Derby by having to be put down right on the track. I'm such a bitch. --Eight Belles

Lady Andrea

]]> 11:387120:c5532877 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:06:14 EDT