<![CDATA[To Watch Tonight - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[To Watch Tonight - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[To Watch Tonight]]> For a dollar more, he could have his vital organs preserved in a shot glass-shaped bucket of Jim Beam.

/Philly special

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[To Watch Tonight]]> @DontPracticeRenteria: Hipsters = My Nemesis.
Emo Kids = Disingenuous progressives.
Cheap Bastards = Dad.
Degenerate Alcoholics = What I saw at the '05 Kentucky Derby.

You be the judge of what of those I like. (I'll give you a hint, though -- it's the fourth one down.)

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[To Watch Tonight]]> @Marty McSuperFly: Hipsters, emo kids, cheap bastards or degenerate alcoholics?

DontPracticeRenteria

]]> <![CDATA[To Watch Tonight]]> Holy shit. I despise a whole subculture of people and never knew until today that it was a defined group. Thank you, Deadspin!

Marty McSuperFly

]]> <![CDATA[To Watch Tonight]]> The best part of that article is that his daughter refers to him by his full name, instead of "Dad."

Presumably force of habit, from all the times she's had to fully identify him when arriving to post bail or for visiting hours.

Sherrill-Theory

]]> <![CDATA[To Watch Tonight]]> @jwaves2007:

I mentioned that PBR was a hipster beer at work, and the guy next to me was amazed. After my explanation, he asked "What the hell is emo?"

He is my new favorite person.

katolesce

]]> <![CDATA[To Watch Tonight]]> just another example of detroit self-destructing at the hands of the japanese

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[To Watch Tonight]]> Nothing says "I was a cheap bastard" than a Pabst Blue Ribbon coffin

Big Tuna

]]> <![CDATA[To Watch Tonight]]> @jwaves2007: He didn't do this for irony's sake, he did this because he's a degenerate alcoholic. There's a difference.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[To Watch Tonight]]> @jwaves2007: he's going to be buried in his girl jeans, vintage running shoes, and fugazi t-shirt.

SuperFrankieLampard

]]> <![CDATA[To Watch Tonight]]> Can you calll a 67 year old a hipster?

jwaves2007

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