<![CDATA[Ozzie Guillen Does A Brilliant Ozzie Guillen Impersonation - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Ozzie Guillen Does A Brilliant Ozzie Guillen Impersonation - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Ozzie Guillen Does A Brilliant Ozzie Guillen Impersonation]]> This man needs his own late-night show.

joe

]]> <![CDATA[Ozzie Guillen Does A Brilliant Ozzie Guillen Impersonation]]> Ozzie G can be a real horse-spooge-dumpster when he wants to be. Or, to be more topical, a dead-horse-spooge-dumpster. Any one know a website for that kind of action?

ExpensiveShirt

]]> <![CDATA[Ozzie Guillen Does A Brilliant Ozzie Guillen Impersonation]]> How come 'Marrioti' was not used as part of some of these adjectives?

Frank Beamers Goiter

]]> <![CDATA[Ozzie Guillen Does A Brilliant Ozzie Guillen Impersonation]]> Lou Piniella thinks he's just a tad out of touch.

Stet Sports Blog

]]> <![CDATA[Ozzie Guillen Does A Brilliant Ozzie Guillen Impersonation]]> great job on cunnilinguiling. Also, this shouldn't be a surprise to anyone, as the sox are chicago's bitch, but that's just the natural order of things. and their owner does suck.

Don't Do Drugs?

]]> <![CDATA[Ozzie Guillen Does A Brilliant Ozzie Guillen Impersonation]]> Whenever I hear about Guillen going on another tirade I miss Chappelle's Show. Chappelle would have made for a great Ozzie Guillen.

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[Ozzie Guillen Does A Brilliant Ozzie Guillen Impersonation]]> [quote] We're the Chicago bitch. We have the worst owner - the guy's got seven [nut-tickle]ing rings, and he's the [midget-fuck]ing horse[spooge-swallowing] owner.''[/quote]

He can have all the rings in the world, but that midget-fucking horse spooge-swallowing owner is nothing but a midget fucker and a horse spooge-swallower. He used Tampa Bay as a stalking horse to build the ugliest stadium in the free world and then tried to give Tampa my team to pay them back. He can swallow all the horse spooge on the planet as far as I'm concerned.

IchiroSuzukiSamurai

]]> <![CDATA[Ozzie Guillen Does A Brilliant Ozzie Guillen Impersonation]]> I think "Chicago [bleep]" has a better chance of being "Chicago Shit" than "Chicago Bitch." Rolls off the tongue.

Dan Daoust

]]> <![CDATA[Ozzie Guillen Does A Brilliant Ozzie Guillen Impersonation]]> Ozzie's a little slow. Everyone knows the White Sox are Chicago's bitch.

BallHawk

]]> <![CDATA[Ozzie Guillen Does A Brilliant Ozzie Guillen Impersonation]]> Ozzie would like to make it known that he never meant to offend people who actually are spooge swallowers. In Venezuela, you say that, and it's completely different than it is here. For this mistake, he apologizes to Jay Mariotti.

the-Bored

]]> <![CDATA[Ozzie Guillen Does A Brilliant Ozzie Guillen Impersonation]]> @7-8 Deville:
Buzz?

strong like bull smart like tractor

]]> <![CDATA[Ozzie Guillen Does A Brilliant Ozzie Guillen Impersonation]]> Ozzie Guillen >>>>>>>>>>>>> Carlos Mencia

Bearcat44

]]> <![CDATA[Ozzie Guillen Does A Brilliant Ozzie Guillen Impersonation]]> "[midget-fuck]ing horse[spooge-swallowing]" is a term of endearment where I grew up.

7-8 Deville

]]> <![CDATA[Ozzie Guillen Does A Brilliant Ozzie Guillen Impersonation]]> Adding the horse racing references shows that Ozzie is topical.

jake(ymon)

]]> <![CDATA[Ozzie Guillen Does A Brilliant Ozzie Guillen Impersonation]]> @notthequarterback: oooh, swomebody's jwealous.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Ozzie Guillen Does A Brilliant Ozzie Guillen Impersonation]]> @J-No: There's an extra actually in there. You choose which one you want to remove.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[Ozzie Guillen Does A Brilliant Ozzie Guillen Impersonation]]> Who knew AJ could actually make up something more profane than what Ozzie actually said?

/I guess we all did. Well, nevermind than.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[Ozzie Guillen Does A Brilliant Ozzie Guillen Impersonation]]> Jerry Manual approves (well, he will approve once he wakes up)

Free Matt Roloff

]]> <![CDATA[Ozzie Guillen Does A Brilliant Ozzie Guillen Impersonation]]> OZZIE 4 PREZ!
AJ 4 SENIOR SPEECH WRITER!

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Ozzie Guillen Does A Brilliant Ozzie Guillen Impersonation]]> Boo fucking hoo, Ozzie. You have a World Series title, now retire already.

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[Ozzie Guillen Does A Brilliant Ozzie Guillen Impersonation]]> Come on, Daulerio. There's NO WAY Ozzie said "ticks me off."

Now you're just making shit up.

SensitiveThug

]]> <![CDATA[Ozzie Guillen Does A Brilliant Ozzie Guillen Impersonation]]> Ozzie snuck in to see the new Terence and Philip movie "Asses of Fire" the day before this tirade.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Ozzie Guillen Does A Brilliant Ozzie Guillen Impersonation]]> I demand that all future posts use the word "cunnilinguiling."

I may try to work it into my Sports Law paper.

Lady Andrea

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