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GW06 — Tue, 06 May 2008 18:12:39 EDT

@The Joy of Cesc: Huge problem with the new Macs. Do you have Norton Virus Protection? That was the problem with mine. If you google macs overheating it seriously was one of the choices.

GW06

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DwayneBoweCoalition — Tue, 06 May 2008 01:56:29 EDT

This is bogus! I've been naked as Christmas at over three dozen sporting events and children's parties, and Playboy STILL won't return my calls!

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Yellow Tail Swine — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:57:53 EDT

and happy cinco de mayo bbitches. I think I'm calling in sick in the morning.... yeah.

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Yellow Tail Swine — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:56:54 EDT

I still can't believe a fucking stingray killed Steve Irwin.

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notthequarterback — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:43:37 EDT

If anybody can sit through all of this without laughing, you are heartless. I had tears STREAMING:

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Brazil Thrill — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:36:38 EDT

@Lady Andrea: That's a good point. Too bad that I don't have any footage of me sober back when I was 20 for comparison.

And I'm officially outta here ladies and gents, it's been a fun one tonight.

Brazil Thrill

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:36:34 EDT

Everybody gone? Awwww.

Lady Andrea

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Lizabelle — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:30:33 EDT

@thetaxman: They know, and they feel bad, but I was rescued by a delivery from the male I am currently seeing in a form of a two pound bag of gummi bears. It was perfect.

Lizabelle

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Sherrill-Theory — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:26:53 EDT

@NDEddieMac: It's ok ... Just keep repeating, "Four rings ... four rings" and slowly back away from the 9th Ward.

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thetaxman — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:23:42 EDT

@Lizabelle: That sucks. It also sounds roughly akin to a client asking me for a tax structure "off the shelf".

That shit don't come in cans.

thetaxman

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:21:46 EDT

@I Party With 33765-183: I have never done that.

Lady Andrea

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U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:21:42 EDT

No matter how artfully prepared, freezer pizza will always sucks.

U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:21:21 EDT

@NDEddieMac: loooove that show.

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: it definitely is. You don't notice it in yourself (hell, I feel like I'm pretty much teh same person I've been since I was 15 though I rationally know there's no way). But in comparing the guys (and girls) from those two age groups, especially as I work in an undergrad dorm and attend law school, there is a huge difference.

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part time lover, full time hater — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:20:22 EDT

@I Party With 33765-183: Gorgeous.

And with that, I bid you all buenas noches.

You can all think of me tomorrow, while I'm immersed in the talent of Pirates vs. Giants. Which just = drunk on $7 Iron City.

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:19:32 EDT

OK, I have an utterly nerdy Pens/Flyers/Lord of the Rings analogy to write. Later, kids.

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Brazil Thrill — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:18:53 EDT

Chris Paul is beyond fantastic, he's supertastic. Yeah, I just made that up.

@Lady Andrea: Yeah, maybe it's hard for me to notice the change because... well it's hard for one to analyze themselves.

Brazil Thrill

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Bed Bath and Jihad — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:18:13 EDT

Charles Barkley must be drinking the Tequila in studio.

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NDEddieMac — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:18:03 EDT

@Lady Andrea: YES, you just reminded me I have tonight's how i met your mother on the dvr in order to take the horrible taste out of my mouth. Con law and sitcom goodness here i come. Night kids

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I Party With 33765-183 — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:16:45 EDT

@Lady Andrea: I dropped my phone in the toilet once too. But I was trying to take a picture of my "artwork" to send as a picture message to a friend...

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part time lover, full time hater — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:16:44 EDT

@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: Indeed. I'm over it.

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Lizabelle — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:16:00 EDT

@thetaxman: I put in 11 hours today. Because our features editor decided to move up a deadline on a 1200 word story I'm writing from May 19th, to OH, WEDNESDAY.

And I hadn't even started.

Lizabelle

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:13:50 EDT

@Secret Identity: in the words of Barney..."SUIT UP!"

@I Party With 33765-183: I've done that. I've always put on a coat in the bathroom and my phone flew out of the pocket and straight into the toilet. Ruined it. And getting all the numbers that I of course don't have memorized is SUCH a pain in the ass. And telling your dad how the phone got ruined is embarrassing.

Lady Andrea

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:13:45 EDT

Night, DUAN.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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Brazil Thrill — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:13:10 EDT

Mike James plays for the Hornets now? I would have totally missed that "Where is he now?" question.

@Secret Identity: Bingo!

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is anti-legwarmers and proud of it: Ciao.

Brazil Thrill

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thetaxman — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:12:41 EDT

Hello DUAN.

Point of clarification. Working late in the office = ass.

Working late from home with a bourbon on the rocks = ass, but with booze.

thetaxman

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Secret Identity — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:12:20 EDT

@Lady Andrea:

I know, I was kidding. Although being able to afford some nicer clothes is helpful, especially if I am meeting someone after work in a slick suit.

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I Party With 33765-183 — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:11:56 EDT

IPW# Advice for the Night:

Prior to brushing your teeth, make sure the lid on the toilet is closed in case you accidentally knock the tooth brush off the sink and into the toilet bowl.

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:10:54 EDT

@Secret Identity: for some girls, that's totally it. But for me, it's a maturity thing. Sometimes I still don't think guys my own age are there yet. And yet this past weekend, I totally met a nice 19 year-old guy who was hilarious and smart. Depends on the guy.

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:09:33 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: oh but you have. There is a noticeable difference between a 25/26 yr old guy and a 20/22 year old guy.

@Secret Identity: I do too. It's a wine of the month club. It's awesome.

Lady Andrea

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NDEddieMac — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:08:51 EDT

Another 20+ point blowout...and we were up at half...the only words going through my mind right now are murder death kill.

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Secret Identity — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:08:43 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG:

Same here. I look the same, I sound the same, I make way more money than I used to...oh, wait. I figured it out.

Secret Identity

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Lizabelle — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:07:15 EDT

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Brazil Thrill — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:07:05 EDT

@Lady Andrea: It's funny, really. Now that I'm 26, I've been noticing how much friendlier the 19-22 demographic has been towards me. Not that they weren't before, but it's definitely been a noticeable increase in interest. And it's not like I've changed that much.

Brazil Thrill

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notthequarterback — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:05:15 EDT

@Lady Andrea: No doubt. Anything under 21 is flirting with disaster. But it's still hard to pinpoint an actual age.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:04:36 EDT

@Secret Identity: not me, my boss. from wine clubs and the like. fed-ex, as well. he stopped i.d.ing me though, thankfully.

and now, i'm really out.

/lightweight.

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NDEddieMac — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:04:10 EDT

@Bed Bath and Jihad: Touche, I hope my tears provide the sustenance needed for the long offseason. Looks like we shall be joining you soon though if this keeps up.

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Bed Bath and Jihad — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:02:13 EDT

@NDEddieMac: I'm enjoying reading the frustration in your posts.

Although I can only go so far since I'm Suns fan and season ticket holder.

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Secret Identity — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:02:04 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is anti-legwarmers and proud of it:

You have wine sent by UPS?

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:01:49 EDT

so long, farewell, auf weidersehen, adieu! adieu, adieu, to you and you and you!

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:01:21 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: Holy crap, that's Ground Zero for public drunkenness. And too far away from Taco Loco for somebody to bash their stereo with a baseball bat.

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part time lover, full time hater — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:01:13 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is anti-legwarmers and proud of it,...: I usually like my guys older, but I'm learning to appreciate the younger man. I usually just laugh when people realize I'm hanging with a 24 year old.

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Brazil Thrill — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:01:02 EDT

@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: Horry Kow! Carefurr Master Ruke!

@Bed Bath and Jihad: Absolutely, they've been a fantastic home crowd so far from what I can tell. Plus, it's New Orleans, so any excuse to make the trip over there...

@NDEddieMac: Like the Ric Flair comparison, never thought of it 'til now.

Brazil Thrill

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:00:55 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is anti-legwarmers and proud of it: I guess that's true. I'm a prime example of being 15 and people thought I was like 22.

Lady Andrea

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Secret Identity — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:00:34 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG:

Scoring is not really the Raptors' problem. D'Antoni would be a better version of the coach we already have. The problem is that Ford won't bring in much because of his contract and his spinal condition. They need to add a Reggie Evans-type player to add some veteran muscle. And nut shots.

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Bed Bath and Jihad — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:00:29 EDT

@Clare: Don't remind me...and it's 9-1 now.

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NDEddieMac — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:00:19 EDT

@Bed Bath and Jihad: A solution I'd absolutely love see come to fruition. But I understand the kid's a freak. the Spurs futility this half is the driving force of my frustration

NDEddieMac

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:58:39 EDT

@Lady Andrea: i'm now 23, and i still look like i'm 16. to the point where i've been yelled at by high school principals for cutting school when i was visiting the AD's office to drop off paperwork for their swim team I was coaching. and this was less than a year ago. On the flip side, i coached some 16 year olds that look 25. after discussion, i'm sure you can tell the age difference, but drunken or first impressions? not so easy. everytime a maintenance guy comes over to fix something, they ask me if my parents are home. and the ups guy STILL cards me when he delivers a package of wine.

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:58:19 EDT

I think I might call it a night.

Night everyone.

UkraineNotWeak

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Clare — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:58:05 EDT

The wheels are coming off of the D-backs! Phils up 8-1, woo!

Clare

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part time lover, full time hater — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:57:09 EDT

@Steve Trachsel, ACE: ooooooh. My kind of party.

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Bed Bath and Jihad — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:56:59 EDT

@NDEddieMac: Not beat a dead horse, but if the Spurs actually stop him....no more woooo-ing.

/just saying.

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:56:42 EDT

@NDEddieMac: He's a crafty vet. He knows that flopping is not illegal (yet), so he uses it to his advantage.

@Secret Identity: See, I know the rumors about D'Antoni being fired and going to Toronto have been quelled, but don't you think he'd be the perfect coach for to establish a run & gun offense with the Raptors? I guarantee TJ Ford would get no more than 20 minutes of playing time per night, and 15 of those would come in the off guard position.

Bargnani needs to step up his game, though.

Brazil Thrill

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:55:50 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: In my not so sober state I read that as a phonetic spelling of C3PO and got all nostalgic for star wars. hopefully gold leggings will still be in in october so i have a halloween costume.

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part time lover, full time hater — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:55:33 EDT

@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: Perhaps... but at least you don't have to deal with drunks pissing in your alley or drunk slobs throwing up whilst their chivalrous boyfriends drag them home.

All of this can be yours! And a mere one block from Primanti Brothers!

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NDEddieMac — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:55:00 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: Yah, the Ric Flair thing is making me want to kill someone right now. That alleyoop to Chandler isn't helping either

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Bed Bath and Jihad — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:54:54 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: One of my new 'bucket list' items is to see a Hornets game in New Orleans.

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:54:52 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is anti-legwarmers and proud of it: it always depends on the person. There was a great guy who is 3 years younger than me. THere was a total asshole who was 10 years older.

@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: hahahaha.

Lady Andrea

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:54:35 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: CP3-Woo. Is that R2-D2's Chinese sidekick?

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Steve Trachsel, ACE — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:53:58 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: open bar+jug of shine+ pre-filled flask as groomsmen gifts.

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:53:50 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: @notthequarterback: physically...I think you can still tell. Maybe not between 17 and 18, but between under 22 and over 22. I live in a dorm and most of the freshmen look like babies. A guy my age should NOT be looking at them, even if they are 18.

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: well, yeah.

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:52:52 EDT

@Lady Andrea:
/nods

How you doin'?

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:52:51 EDT

@Lady Andrea: the boy is 6.5 years older. i think it's the perfect age difference. he likes to brag that he's dating a 23 year old. i think it works all around. older is better.

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part time lover, full time hater — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:52:24 EDT

@Steve Trachsel, ACE: Open bar then, I'd imagine.

@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: is nothing sacred?!!?!

Listen to me, making fun of these idiots across the street! Something tells me they'll be giggling while I'm leaving the house for the ballpark tomorrow.

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:51:48 EDT

See Pee Three Woo!
*Woo!*
Woo!
*Woo!*

Being a Hornets fan must be nice.

Brazil Thrill

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notthequarterback — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:51:44 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: Physically? Absolutely. I don't even pretend to know how old girls are anymore. I'm always wrong.

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:51:12 EDT

@Lady Andrea:

Don't we all.

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Secret Identity — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:50:58 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG:

When the Raps run out Calderon, Parker (top 10 in 3% this year), Kapono and Bargnani, they can shoot with anyone. They just can't do anything else.

I need to go to sleep but I am winning a PokerStars Sit & Go (180 players) with hundreds of bucks at stake...

Secret Identity

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:50:46 EDT

@Lady Andrea:Oh no, we're rubbish.

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Steve Trachsel, ACE — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:50:21 EDT

@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: Sorry... I will say that Pittsburgh is a much prettier looking city then I expected. Kinda felt more like a grown-up version of Cumberland, MD then a regular city.

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NDEddieMac — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:50:04 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: Yah, I wanted to see the replay but they didnt show it. Full speed definitely looks like Horry acted his way to that one.

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:49:41 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: The South Side is the friggin' United Nations compared to West Deer Twp.

(He says as iTunes cues up a Chieftains album...)

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:48:42 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: yeah. And even sometimes now at 26, I'm like, 'I need a good 33 to 35 year old."

Lady Andrea

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J-No — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:48:37 EDT

I'm hitting the hay. Be well.

J-No

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:47:32 EDT

@NDEddieMac: Yeah, there's no excuse to leaving him open for a trey. Ever.

@Secret Identity: See, I knew that. And he won the 3 point contest by a mile.

Brazil Thrill

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I Party With 33765-183 — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:47:20 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is anti-legwarmers and proud of it: Cooome on shakeyourbodybabydothatconga...

What?

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HockeyMountain — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:46:20 EDT

All right I'm going to hit the video games for a little while, night all

/gigantic nerd

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:45:37 EDT

@HockeyMountain: Only "Santeria".

@U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D: Yes, and the old folks wear the blue jeans they hoarded during the Soviet Era.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:45:32 EDT

@U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D: best visual ever.

@I Party With 33765-183: let's not forget gloria estefan and the miami sound machine! and jennifer lopez.

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part time lover, full time hater — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:44:52 EDT

@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: The South Side isn't really all that, shall we say, diverse.

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:44:43 EDT

Robert Horry, flopper #4 in the San Antonio roster.

@Lady Andrea: I understand 100%. :-)

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:44:10 EDT

Damn, the Hornets are working these boys.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:43:53 EDT

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: So Black Magic Woman was comment 666?

That can't be good.

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I Party With 33765-183 — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:43:44 EDT

@HockeyMountain: I thought it was Ricky Martin.

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The Joy of Cesc — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:43:30 EDT

I didn't realize it was Cinco de Mayo until I went grocery shopping an hour ago and saw the display for that tomato + clam juice beer.

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U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:43:24 EDT

@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: Do you think people in Latvia get hammered on Jack Daniels and sing Yankee Doodle Dandy on the 4th of July. I hope so.

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:43:22 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: He didn't know about the cookie table. Can yinz believe that? The heathen.

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J-No — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:43:22 EDT

@Steve Trachsel, ACE: Cookie Table? What's that all about?

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:43:13 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: You'll probably have better luck with Black Magic Woman.

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HockeyMountain — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:42:46 EDT

@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: Isn't the White-boy pretend to be Latino music of choice Sublime?

HockeyMountain

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Steve Trachsel, ACE — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:42:33 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: they had one, but since that was solid food I avoided it.

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I Party With 33765-183 — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:41:21 EDT

@Bed Bath and Jihad: Traveling? Have you been watching the same NBA as the rest of us for the last 10 years?

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part time lover, full time hater — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:40:45 EDT

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: I feel like I should request something. Maybe Oye Como Va?

@Steve Trachsel, ACE: Ooh. Pittsburgh wedding. How was the cookie table?

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NDEddieMac — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:40:40 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: You are good you. According to 82games.com Kapono was top, Peja was actually 6th. But still, the guys got a 44% clip...someone get out on him

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Clare — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:40:36 EDT

@Bed Bath and Jihad: @Bed Bath and Jihad: Because he's the wily veteran! He's crafty!

Clare

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:40:30 EDT

@Bed Bath and Jihad: He found a quarter behind their ear?

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:40:19 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: I live in a suburb that is way to white-bread to pretend Cinco de Mayo exists. I would hope, though, that my neighbors would be smart enough to at least play Los Lobos.

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Bed Bath and Jihad — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:40:08 EDT

How in the world did Paul make that move without traveling?

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:40:05 EDT

@Secret Identity: it'd only be some shame if i'd insist on sleeping with my doll when i was also sleeping with someone else. i'll gladly cuddle a person over my doll, but when i'm sleeping by myself? it's just nice to hold something, dude.

@part time lover, full time hater: i went to a graduation party/fiesta in watts where the beer choices were corona and bud light. i was the only white person there. guess who was the only one drinking bud light? though i did get mad props for my salsa skills

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

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StevePerryPsychOut — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:39:45 EDT

@The Joy of Cesc: Nothing like a good bite in the back, though.

And...no matter how many times I see that Bud Light commercial with the lime and the stupid music, I'm sure I'll never be convinced that that shit is a good idea.

StevePerryPsychOut

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Fat-Fat — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:39:41 EDT

I actually saw Dolly about 10 years ago. I was great.

/i fucked her

//nite all and sweet dreams

Fat-Fat

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Secret Identity — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:39:01 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG:

Kapono was #1, bubba.

Secret Identity

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U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:38:33 EDT

@HockeyMountain: The day bad music died.

U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D

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The Joy of Cesc — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:38:27 EDT

Chris Paul just gave Marv Albert an orgasm, and without sodomy, too.

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Bed Bath and Jihad — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:38:13 EDT

@Clare: How in the world is Jamie Moyer only allowed 1 run against my D-Backs tonight?

Bed Bath and Jihad

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Steve Trachsel, ACE — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:38:03 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: The wedding was up that way, and I had to return the tux to the mall.

Steve Trachsel, ACE

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part time lover, full time hater — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:37:56 EDT

@I Party With 33765-183: ditto. I swear, they're secret hippies. Not to worry, they'll hate me and my friends by mid-summer with our kiddie pool and our rap music.

part time lover, full time hater

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I Party With 33765-183 — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:37:51 EDT

Chris Paul is ridiculous. That is all.

I Party With 33765-183

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:37:45 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: Still better then Creed. I'm surprised they are't playing Shakira.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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part time lover, full time hater — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:37:17 EDT

@Steve Trachsel, ACE: what on earth brought you to the north hills? It wasn't a soccer match, was it?

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J-No — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:36:39 EDT

@Camp Tiger Claw: I must be really tired b/c I thought she was just walking down the street or in a restaurant and you saw her. Did she sing the coat song?

J-No

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:36:14 EDT

@NDEddieMac: I think Kapono was tops, but Peja was definitely top 5.

Brazil Thrill

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I Party With 33765-183 — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:35:44 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: I'd rather be skull fucked by a large gorilla than be tortured by that party.

I Party With 33765-183

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Clare — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:35:39 EDT

@Camp Tiger Claw: DUDE!!

My mom and I saw Dolly in Atlantic City this weekend and she was so amazing we were moved to tears. Seriously. It was like a religious experience.

Clare

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HockeyMountain — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:35:36 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is anti-legwarmers and proud of it: That's just clever, and funny. Man I miss college

@U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D: Hopefully it's the same one that Held The Big Bopper, Richie Valens and Buddy Holley

HockeyMountain

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:35:19 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: I was 16, didn't turn 17 until my senior year. I've got a different story that I'm not going to get into here that's even worse. I feel like guys "my age" are finally catching up to me....ya know what I mean?

Lady Andrea

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Steve Trachsel, ACE — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:35:14 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: Got turned around trying to make it from the North Hills down to the turnpike. Suddenly I saw it off to the side and just followed the signs.

Steve Trachsel, ACE

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NDEddieMac — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:35:14 EDT

@I Party With 33765-183: I never got around to the 3rd, the 2nd had its moments though. The first was fantastic tho.

On another note..FUCKING STOP WITH TURNOVERS!!!!

NDEddieMac

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Bed Bath and Jihad — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:34:55 EDT

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...: Yes, but he is at least has some form of talent. Unlike say...many of the Spurs.

Bed Bath and Jihad

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part time lover, full time hater — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:34:36 EDT

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner, I Party With 33765-183: As if Creed wasn't bad enough, they've moved up and on. Wait for it... now we're rocking to Dave Matthews! WOOOOOO!

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is anti-legwarmers and proud of it: I love me some PBR too, trust me, but when having a fiesta, I'd like to think they could think that one through. Besides, at least they're not drinking Natty Ice.

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Camp Tiger Claw — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:34:29 EDT

@J-No: Opera House here in Boston.

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Secret Identity — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:33:57 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is anti-legwarmers and proud of it:

By no shame do you mean "some shame"?

Secret Identity

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StevePerryPsychOut — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:33:42 EDT

@U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D: perhaps the Simpson's spaceship to the sun?

StevePerryPsychOut

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:33:27 EDT

@notthequarterback: Lake Wobegon Days read by Donald Trump really takes you to that time and place.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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I Party With 33765-183 — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:33:25 EDT

@NDEddieMac: Still not sure how that movie just faded from the planet... Jackie Chan + Chris Tucker = Comedy Gold (At least the first time. Not so much the 2nd and 3rd)

I Party With 33765-183

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U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:33:04 EDT

@StevePerryPsychOut: Creed, Nickelback, and Hinder...hopefully they all board a charter plane together.

U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D

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NDEddieMac — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:32:39 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: I really wish we'd quit giving him open looks at 3's. It's not like he's one of the best in the league (actually, isn't he 1 in 3pt% this year?)

NDEddieMac

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J-No — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:32:26 EDT

@Camp Tiger Claw: Where?

J-No

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Camp Tiger Claw — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:31:54 EDT

I just saw Dolly Parton and she was fucking awesome.

That is all.

Camp Tiger Claw

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:31:40 EDT

@Lady Andrea: my friends in college thought it'd be fun to hang my babydoll (her official name) from the middle of my dormroom with a sign that read "pirates, ye be warned."

I didn't talk to them for a week.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:31:03 EDT

As much as it's inspiring to see the Hornets, David West acting like an asshole is not.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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NDEddieMac — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:30:42 EDT

@I Party With 33765-183: "yowwwwl?"

NDEddieMac

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:30:41 EDT

Peja, fuck them Spurs up my friend!

Brazil Thrill

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J-No — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:30:20 EDT

@notthequarterback: Huh, absolutley nothing!

@UkraineNotWeak:Keep looking until you find the right one. She's out there. But nothing too far (the driving).

J-No

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:30:17 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Him being 22 and you being 16/17 isn't too bad, though it still breaks the "half the age plus seven" rule.

@notthequarterback: Is it just me or do young women mature a lot faster nowadays? It's scary.

Brazil Thrill

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:30:10 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: i personally enjoy a good pbr. then again, i'm a cheap mofo, so yeah. i'm drinking an $8 bottle of wine as we speak and feelin' classy.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:30:06 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: I know when I think Mexico/Latin America my thoughts always turn first to... Creed.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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notthequarterback — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:29:45 EDT

@NDEddieMac: I prefer the Bible, as read by Larry King.

notthequarterback

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:29:40 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is anti-legwarmers and proud of it: I'm afraid I don't have any of my dolls with me at school.

@Tools of Ignorance: mmmmm, Sub City. I'm, like, drooling over here.

Lady Andrea

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Bed Bath and Jihad — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:29:39 EDT

I guess it's only fitting that on Cinco de Mayo that Tony Parker would be playing bad tonight.

Bed Bath and Jihad

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HockeyMountain — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:29:37 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: Creed, seriously? I guess there's plenty of talentless hacks out there these days, but none that quite rival the hypocrisy and sanctimoniousness as Creed

HockeyMountain

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I Party With 33765-183 — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:29:20 EDT

@NDEddieMac: It's not "you all." It's "y'all!"

I Party With 33765-183

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notthequarterback — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:29:14 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Well fuck me, I got me Russian authors confuzzled. And I'm not even drinking!

/sobs

notthequarterback

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part time lover, full time hater — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:28:10 EDT

@Steve Trachsel, ACE: You made a special trip to spit on it?

... and we really do know how to party.

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NDEddieMac — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:28:07 EDT

@notthequarterback: I know I enjoyed the audio book as read by Jackie Chan

NDEddieMac

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:27:44 EDT

@Lady Andrea: I still sleep with my cabbage patch doll when I'm the only one in my bed. No shame.

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:27:38 EDT

@notthequarterback: ...huh? I was reading Crime & Punishment.

Lady Andrea

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HockeyMountain — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:27:20 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: And Steely McBeam? He's dead and buried. And by dead and buried, of course, I mean serving time for his DUI.
Now I am definitely thinking of him when I hear Pittsburgh

HockeyMountain

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:27:18 EDT

Chris Fuckin' Paul!

@UkraineNotWeak: Heh, that's pretty funny. But, while the trip wouldn't be impossible on paper, you'd have to travel through some very rough roads to get there.

Brazil Thrill

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StevePerryPsychOut — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:27:04 EDT

@StevePerryPsychOut: that's an unfortunate way to start this page...

StevePerryPsychOut

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notthequarterback — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:26:53 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Although one wonders if "War and Peace" would have been as highly acclaimed as it was if it was published under its original name "War---What Is It Good For?"

notthequarterback

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:26:43 EDT

@J-No:

My buddy Walter is now bartending at a place called Cocktail Cove which is up the road from Frankie's. But it is not a sports bar.

Brazil, it is the old American Pie.

UkraineNotWeak

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Tools of Ignorance — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:26:41 EDT

@Lady Andrea: On a side note about Sub City, the original owner has the most incredible baseball card collection I've ever seen, and told me he once bid at auction on a Honus Wagner T-206 card. Apparently making subs is pretty profitable.

Tools of Ignorance

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StevePerryPsychOut — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:26:31 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: or Nickelback?

StevePerryPsychOut

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I Party With 33765-183 — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:26:23 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: Ah, Creed. So many songs, so little talent.

I Party With 33765-183

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NDEddieMac — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:26:05 EDT

Do the Spurs just not like playing in 3rd qtrs?? GDI this is frustrating

NDEddieMac

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part time lover, full time hater — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:25:08 EDT

Speaking of drinking, it seems the folks across the street are having a Cinco de Mayo fiesta. Nothing says party like a house full of mid 20-something suburbanites wearing sombreros, drinking PBR, and blasting... Creed.

Couldn't they have splurged for Coronas?

part time lover, full time hater

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J-No — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:24:14 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Well, remember they have to have the skills to deliver the drinks and sports viewing the way you need it to be done and they have to want you for a customer otherwise no deal.

/brings it back full circle to the interviewing theme 300+ comments ago

J-No

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Steve Trachsel, ACE — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:24:08 EDT

@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: You Yinzers do throw a heck of a party.

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StevePerryPsychOut — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:23:54 EDT

@Steve Trachsel, ACE: I've been there. I had the lady PsychOut drive the first 100 miles home from a lakehouse weekend with the college friends the weekend before your binge.

StevePerryPsychOut

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:23:30 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG:

Yep.

UkraineNotWeak

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:22:38 EDT

@J-No:

I'll start interviewing bars tomorrow.

UkraineNotWeak

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:22:25 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: The one off Roswell Road? That was a good sports bar.

Brazil Thrill

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notthequarterback — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:22:14 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: I've done it before. Girl was 15 and had the face and body of a college girl. I was 19 at the time so it didn't take long to cut my losses and go out with her anyway.

notthequarterback

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Steve Trachsel, ACE — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:22:03 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: I spit on Heinz field Sunday morning. When I considered how exciting that was I decided I may not have been recovered enough to do the four hour drive home.

Steve Trachsel, ACE

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:22:00 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: At the risk of sounding arrogant... I was. The conversation started because I was reading Crime & Punishment, and the whole time he thought I was reading it for a college class. He was only 22, so it wasn't that bad. : )

Lady Andrea

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J-No — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:21:39 EDT

@Steve Trachsel, ACE: That's not so bad. I have said and done worse. Believe me.

J-No

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:21:38 EDT

@Steve Trachsel, ACE: "srupid steelers fans", eh?

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Bed Bath and Jihad — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:21:20 EDT

Meanwhile back at the ranch, the Hornets have overtaken the Spurs.

Bed Bath and Jihad

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J-No — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:20:13 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: That is a real shame. I know you liked your bar a lot. Too bad. We will always have our NCAA tourney text memories from there.

J-No

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Fat-Fat — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:20:11 EDT

I like subs.

Fat-Fat

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part time lover, full time hater — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:19:54 EDT

@HockeyMountain, StevePerryPsychOut: Pittsburgh's my true love, so I'm a little biased- but it's a great place. Cheap living, cheaper drinking, great folks abound.

And Steely McBeam? He's dead and buried. And by dead and buried, of course, I mean serving time for his DUI.

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:19:17 EDT

Hey, kids!

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: Let's just say they have more motivation than most would.

But Dodge wimped out and didn't include either Scurry or Solo in the ad.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:19:15 EDT

@Lady Andrea: You must have been very mature (mentally and physically) at that young age, because there is no way I'd confuse a HS Junior with a college Junior.

@Steve Trachsel, ACE: It was absolutely hilarious, I must admit.

Brazil Thrill

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:18:40 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG:

Letterman once attempted to send Larry "Bud" Melman from NYC to Tierra Del Fuego via RV. I think he got as far as the Panama Canal before he begged to come home.

UkraineNotWeak

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Steve Trachsel, ACE — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:17:58 EDT

@J-No: actually no, how about.

"or evening everybody sd the casr my brt"

and

"shhhh. someones nocking."

Steve Trachsel, ACE

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J-No — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:17:14 EDT

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: See we all win!

J-No

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MrRedDevil — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:16:43 EDT

DUAN!

MrRedDevil

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:16:37 EDT

@Tools of Ignorance: oooh, I didn't know you were a commenter now!! That's great! I love Sub City, I am so jealous of you.

I'm not doing too badly in that league. We should totally chat, hit me on email: andrealeigh203 at gmail.

Lady Andrea

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:16:19 EDT

@J-No:

The plaza where it is located is undergoing a massive overhaul. Lots of construction which has eliminated almost all of the parking plus it has given it the appearance that it is not open. This is usually the tough time of year but business has been really bad. They were hoping to make it through until the parking deck was done and hope business would pick up but the construction has been delay. That combined with the parent company's recent sale and they decided to pull the plug.

UkraineNotWeak

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U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:15:50 EDT

@I Party With 33765-183: No worries, most of them have made it to the US by that age.

U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D

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Steve Trachsel, ACE — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:15:44 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: Dont apologize. Im still trying to figure out half my comments that night. Though Im glad I was on here rather then drunk dialing. Apparently my only drunken call was to my mother, which was fun to explain.

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J-No — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:15:44 EDT

@Steve Trachsel, ACE: The links didn't take me straight to the comment, but I am guessing this is one of them.

"vending eventyody " If so, I find this brilliant.

J-No

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:15:35 EDT

By the way, that Dodge commercial where the women's American soccer team drives all the way from the U.S. to Rio... yeah, I've never heard of anybody who was crazy enough to make that trip in real life.

Brazil Thrill

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Jefferson Short Bus — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:15:23 EDT

@Peter Cavan: It's been tried at least twice, with mixed results. "Homecoming" with Kanye West was okay. "Beach Chair" with Jay-Z was a disaster; it was like mixing lasagna with waffles.

Jefferson Short Bus

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Tools of Ignorance — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:13:57 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Cedar Falls, I talked to you for a minute before the DUAN fantasy baseball draft, but wasn't yet a commenter. If you haven't noticed, by the way, my team sucks!

Tools of Ignorance

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Peter Cavan — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:12:43 EDT

@Jefferson Short Bus: That might actually work.
@Clare: It was definitely "Clocks." It was so bad it took me a minute to figure out which Coldplay song it was. When I did, my heart nearly broke.

Peter Cavan

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:12:33 EDT

@Steve Trachsel, ACE: Oh, and sorry if I kept asking you questions during your drunken DUAN appearance. I just love conversing with drunk people, specially when I'm sober.

Brazil Thrill

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Jefferson Short Bus — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:12:09 EDT

@Clare: I would have gone to see them last week, except it would have been a logistical nightmare to do so (a 90-minute drive on a Friday night).

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH: What did he do?

P.S. "Rising Down" is sick.

Jefferson Short Bus

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pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:12:03 EDT

@J-No: /shakes angry fist at the lack of DC area Old 97s dates thus far

/remembers new album is out next week

/feels better and goes to bed

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:11:56 EDT

@StevePerryPsychOut: I had all that stuff too, my brother and I were awesome ghostbusters.

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: that actually happened to me for real once. I said I was a junior, I assumed he knew HS, but he thought college and we ended up talking most of the night in the coffee house. It was not until our technical "first date" that it came out. It was kind of a bummer.

Lady Andrea

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I Party With 33765-183 — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:11:54 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is anti-legwarmers and proud of it: I'll fight you for them. Don't think I won't hit a girl, either.

I Party With 33765-183

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Clare — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:11:25 EDT

@Bed Bath and Jihad: [raises hand] I haven't listened to it yet, though--I'm saving it to listen to at work tomorrow.

Clare

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I Party With 33765-183 — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:10:47 EDT

@U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D: Great. You just gave Clemens a new defense. But seriously... nine? Really?

I Party With 33765-183

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Fat-Fat — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:10:46 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is anti-legwarmers and proud of it:

Fat-Fat

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StevePerryPsychOut — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:10:34 EDT

@Yostal:

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pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:10:34 EDT

thanks gang for the NIN reminder, it shall fuel my commute tomorrow morning

later folks

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:10:25 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is anti-legwarmers and proud of it: I had Jen and the Holograms and Barbie and the Rockers. I also had a green and a blue popple, but do not remember the names. Plus a bunch of care bears, a bunch of cabbage patch dolls, and a my buddy.

When I was 5 years old I had just seen The Parent Trap and I asked for a twin sister for Christmas. Since that was impossible, I got a twin for a cabbage patch doll I already had. So I had twin cabbage patch dolls.

@Jefferson Short Bus: I liked the Misfits: Pizzazz, Roxy and Jetta.

@Tools of Ignorance: somebody's heard of it!!! Where are you from?

Lady Andrea

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J-No — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:10:08 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: GOsh, that stinks. What happened?

J-No

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:10:07 EDT

@J-No: i didn't realize how drunk i was on my birthday until i started running into people the next day and they were like "wow, you're actually sober today." oops.

@I Party With 33765-183: *NSYNC was undeniably my boy band love. Sigh.

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:09:45 EDT

@Bed Bath and Jihad: Their new free album came out today? Thanks for the reminder, I'll start downloading it right now.

@J-No: Gotcha.

Brazil Thrill

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Steve Trachsel, ACE — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:09:44 EDT

@J-No: mine, and I think my state of mind can be summarized in two comments.

[deadspin.com]

Steve Trachsel, ACE

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J-No — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:09:33 EDT

@Clare:Nope, I have a lot of expenses this summer and my fun bucks are going to a vacation and a few ball games, then the Old 97s. That's all I got. I am prety sure I have to replace my water heater and AC this year.

J-No

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:09:22 EDT

@Yostal:

I'll come up with something.

UkraineNotWeak

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U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:09:10 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: Maybe this will help.
[upload.wikimedia.org]

U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D

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Yostal — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:08:12 EDT

OK, I am checking out for the night, but be good and leave me good stuff to read while the kids are taking their test in first hour tomorrow.

Yostal

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I Party With 33765-183 — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:07:57 EDT

@Fat-Fat: My love of the boy bands is well documented in the Duan archives. Ya just can't shake your past sometimes.

I Party With 33765-183

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J-No — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:07:43 EDT

@Steve Trachsel, ACE: Oh boy. Nothing worse than the you were sort of drunk, are you okay undertones. Not that I know anything about that. Getting on-line and talking to us is pretty safe. It is better than spilling your guts to people. And whose blood was it?

J-No

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Bed Bath and Jihad — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:07:34 EDT

Anyone download the new and free NIN album today?

Bed Bath and Jihad

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StevePerryPsychOut — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:07:11 EDT

@Lady Andrea: I had a Ghostbusters Proton Pack, trap and sensor thing. I had the firehouse, car and nearly all of the action figures. Pinnacle of my days on earth, really.

StevePerryPsychOut

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Tools of Ignorance — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:07:07 EDT

@Lady Andrea: So a couple hours ago, as you were mentioning Sub City on here, I was in the process of devouring a #25 - Sub City Special.

Tools of Ignorance