Yankees-Red Sox Rivalry Jumps Shark, Lands In Madness - Deadspin Comments

Yankees-Red Sox Rivalry Jumps Shark, Lands In Madness

RachelRayIsTheDevil — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:23:52 EDT

Yankees-Red Sox Rivalry Jumps Shark, Lands In Madness

HappyFeltonsGloryHole — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:25:48 EDT

If it was the other way around the Yankee fan would have not been touched because they would have gone between the wheels.

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

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Moonshine Mike — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:14:45 EDT

@Nationalcoholic: I've tried to share my 'local' with folks, but the deadspin dc crew are overly nervous.

Moonshine Mike

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StartingAces — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:37:31 EDT

I hate this forced rivalry shit so fucking much. I cannot summon anything else, this bums me out so hard.

StartingAces

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NovakAintNoJokovic — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:28:34 EDT

@Rob Iracane: Just like New Jersey, I presume?

Live free or die, bitches!

NovakAintNoJokovic

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FriendsLikeJimRome — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:08:53 EDT

@Silky John-STON!: There's no such thing as a "famous Vermont writer." There are many tie dyed trustafarians in Icelandic wool hats who THINK they are noted writers because they're been writing term papers for eight years at UVM.

FriendsLikeJimRome

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econdave — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:55:11 EDT

@jwaves2007: I'm looking at you, Marvin Harrison.

econdave

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formerly Chief Wahoo — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:46:02 EDT

@Johnny LaRue: Same thing with Ohio, one of the reasons I left.

formerly Chief Wahoo

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El Knob Grande — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:42:53 EDT

Hernandez was just emulating her favorite former Yankees player, Jim Leyritz.

El Knob Grande

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supermike5alive — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:34:47 EDT

@Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee: you should try Maine, aka the South of the North.

Live Free..... OR DIE!!!!!!!!

supermike5alive

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Nationalcoholic — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:32:56 EDT

@Moonshine Mike: Hence the name?

Nationalcoholic

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:32:49 EDT

Doing her best Cory Lidle impression?

/Pot Roast n Gravy'd

Lady Andrea

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André Roussimoff — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:19:47 EDT

@CIALIS COOPER: The article didn't say she was a Royals fan.

André Roussimoff

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Moonshine Mike — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:19:42 EDT

@BigTDog: We're all about "civilized" here.

And our liquor laws are similiar to VA. Which is why I like to "buy local"

Moonshine Mike

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Silky John-STON! — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:13:53 EDT

@Johnny LaRue: As a famous Vermont writer once said:

"I leave the great, majestic, lush mountains of Vermont and hit New Hampshire... home of scrub pine trees, liquor stores and a tollbooth operator who has trouble making change for my dollar."

Silky John-STON!

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BigTDog — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:12:18 EDT

@Johnny LaRue:
Isn't that true of a lot of New England states?

Quasi-true here in VA, liquor can be purchased only at state run stores. Beer and wine, only the other hand can be purchased at any market or convenience store.

BigTDog

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Johnny LaRue — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:09:21 EDT

@Rob Iracane:
You're missing the most important angle: alcohol should not be sold in New Hampshire.

NH is one of those oddball states that only allows alcohol to be sold (other than at bars, or on Dartmouth's campus) through state-run stores, which are often conveniently located right off of I-89 or I-93.

It's not as completely schizo as those southern states with drive-through alcohol sales, but it's still pretty fucking stupid.

/MADD

Johnny LaRue

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:03:21 EDT

Ivonne is just pissed that the story about her and Clemens hasn't come out yet.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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Cape Clod — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:01:33 EDT

New Hampshire is the Mississippi of New England.

Cape Clod

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:59:01 EDT

@Fishstix2: Nicely done...damn you Nibbles.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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Silky John-STON! — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:58:41 EDT

It's a good start, but let's keep up the intensity, people.

Silky John-STON!

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:56:06 EDT

Yankees and Sox fans killing each other?

I'm ok with this.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:55:18 EDT

Hank Steinbrenner admires her grit...

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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formerly Chief Wahoo — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:52:49 EDT

@ltwinslow: I resemble that remark.

formerly Chief Wahoo

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sassydeerrun — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:49:58 EDT

@RachelRayIsTheDevil:He might need to just park since gas prices are so high.

sassydeerrun

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Fishstix2 — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:49:15 EDT

Hank Steinbrenner is going to retire her license plate number.

Fishstix2

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:48:32 EDT

Tired of feeling disrespected, a Marlins fan was seen last night driving around St. Petersburg intending to find some Rays fans and run them down. He's still driving around.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

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stealofthedraft — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:48:15 EDT

I'm withholding judgment until I hear her side of the story.
/Cedric Benson

stealofthedraft

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ky-jellydonuts — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:46:11 EDT

A Sawx fan is dead and a Yankees fan is headed to prison. Only 18 kazillion more to go.

ky-jellydonuts

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:44:48 EDT

Beaudoin was wearing one of those Pink hats. He had it coming.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

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JoeyPorterAle — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:43:55 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Or maybe she was headed to LA, via Omaha.

JoeyPorterAle

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G.G. — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:43:55 EDT

If only in true Sox fashion, why couldn't the car have just rolled between his legs?

G.G.

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Paulie3Sticks — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:43:40 EDT

"New Hampshire. I spent a year there one weekend." - Lenny Briscoe

Paulie3Sticks

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Juancho — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:39:30 EDT

@Sh!tShow: Leave Siobhan alone!!!

/crocker'd

Juancho

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:36:51 EDT

There definitely had to be a Bon Jovi CD in the car player at the time.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Chamomiles Davis — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:36:45 EDT

This might be the first time since 1865 that somebody died for taunting the Yankees.

Chamomiles Davis

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Rusty Cajun Ron — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:34:21 EDT

Live Free or Die.

Rusty Cajun Ron

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Slothrop — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:33:16 EDT

@Rob Iracane:

but it's tax free!

Slothrop

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Cialis Cooper — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:33:01 EDT

Was anyone else surprised that the weapon of choice was a Stratus and not a Camero?

Cialis Cooper

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:31:49 EDT

She's a bandwagon fan. A true Yankee fan would've back on over him just to rub it in.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Sh!tShow — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:29:56 EDT

I think what this tells us a simple truth about life: Snake or Mongoose, we all end up roadkill.

Sh!tShow

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MeSoHornsby — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:29:31 EDT

Shoulda been you, Ben Affleck.

MeSoHornsby

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Microbano — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:28:08 EDT

This is the kind of passion the rest of the AL East needs. Orioles fans wandering the streets of Toronto - take that as a warning.

Microbano

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J-No — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:27:36 EDT

@Civil Negligence: +1. I miss that show.

J-No

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Rob Iracane — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:27:28 EDT

At least the rivalry didn't jump the madness and land in the shark. That would've been messy.

Rob Iracane

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BigTDog — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:26:36 EDT

@Moonshine Mike:

Since you live in Wesvirginny, I'll overlook your knowledge of the word "civilized"

BigTDog

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Sarcastro — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:26:16 EDT

@Civil Negligence: Baseball's too macho. He prefers synchronized swimming.

Sarcastro

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Windier E. Megatons — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:25:31 EDT

@What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Larsen's Biscuits: Oh, well in that case let's give her a medal.

Windier E. Megatons

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HazelMaesLandingStrip — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:25:24 EDT

At least she will rot in prison with a smug satisfaction that the Yankees have 26 World Championships and those douche-bag Sox fans only have 7.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

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Doyle McPoyle — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:24:54 EDT

Lizzie Grubman: huuuuge Yankees fan.

Doyle McPoyle

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Artie Fufkin — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:24:24 EDT

I would hate to see Old Hampshire.

Artie Fufkin

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Civil Negligence — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:24:16 EDT

So is 'Johnny Cakes' a Sox or Yankees fan?

Civil Negligence

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Chad Sexington — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:24:13 EDT

Well, we now know at least one person who doesn't.

[www.zazzle.com]

Chad Sexington

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jwaves2007 — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:24:01 EDT

When will people learn that nothing good happens when you follow someone outside to finish a arguement started in a bar?

jwaves2007

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Moonshine Mike — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:23:54 EDT

This has turned into the Civilized World's Hatfield vs. McCoys. All you need are some more revenuers and a toothless uncle, and you're set.

Moonshine Mike

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Paper Cut — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:23:27 EDT

Lizzie Grubman applauds this response to taunting.

Paper Cut

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:23:25 EDT

Does this woman have an alibi for the day when Stephen King was run over?

Weed Against Speed

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DumpsterDining — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:22:42 EDT

@shea_guevara: Those signs are in front of every bar in Michigan where they will remain until they are replaced with "Welcome Hunters" signs in October.

DumpsterDining

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Juancho — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:21:12 EDT

@Stev D: Goddamn it, is it PBS pledge-drive time again?

Juancho

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:20:51 EDT

Ironically, it was two for one pizza night at the bar.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:20:21 EDT

But is she an illegal alien?
/Bill O'Reilly-d

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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Stev D — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:19:45 EDT

Maybe she was driving one of those robot cars?

Stev D

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shea_guevara — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:18:49 EDT

I know some genuinely awesome people from the state of New Hampshire. But it's also the only state I've ever been to where I've seen bars with signs that say WELCOME BIKERS. I always thought most establishments tried to specifically avoid that kind of clientele.

shea_guevara

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What Would Kornheiser Do? — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:18:45 EDT

What's not included in the post? The woman claiming it was a joke and she thought they'd jump out of the way.

What Would Kornheiser Do?

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Afino — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:18:45 EDT

FAHKIN YANKEE QUEEAHS!! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR FAHKIN WITH SAWX FANS!!

/Tommy from Quinzee

Afino

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Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:18:27 EDT

Important note: If the Sox fans hadn't been pricks, none of this would have happened.

Also: We let these people vote in the nation's first primary?

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

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hockalees — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:18:18 EDT

And she shall be Ivonne
And she shall kill a Sox fan
And she shall be I-von-onne
In tradition with the Yankees plan...

/sorry

hockalees

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Andrew — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:17:31 EDT

@Chones_Chonies:

Kinda, yeah, it does
[en.wikipedia.org]

Andrew

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Sherrill-Theory — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:16:55 EDT

here's the mugshot you've all been waiting for

Holy shit -- Steven Tyler is a Yankee fan??

Sherrill-Theory

Yankees-Red Sox Rivalry Jumps Shark, Lands In Madness

Stev D — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:16:26 EDT

@ArkansasFred: "MySununu" (sung to the tune of My Sharona) has just been written and will be performed at the Kennedy Center later today.

Stev D

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Juancho — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:16:26 EDT

@Civil Negligence: Blew Hampshire.

Juancho

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:16:25 EDT

@broad street bully: I heard Paul Revere & The Raiders are re-writing the lyrics to their song "Indian Reservation (The Lament Of The Cherokee Reservation Indian)" and going with "Red Sox Nation (The Lament of the Suffolk County Sawx Fan)".

Weed Against Speed

Yankees-Red Sox Rivalry Jumps Shark, Lands In Madness

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:16:15 EDT

I'm a Southerner living in New England. Whenever I feel a little homesick, I head on up to scenic New Hampshire - where the Skoal flows, the booze is cheap, and the women? Well, they're even cheaper. *wink!*

This message brought to you by the New Hampshire Board of Tourism.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

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BigRicks — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:16:06 EDT

And to think, they were only trashing the Staten Island Yankees.

BigRicks

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G Voll the Mole — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:16:03 EDT

@Rob Iracane: Seconded.

/Vermonter

G Voll the Mole

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:15:50 EDT

Supermike joke in 4, 3, 2...

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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Tightlines — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:15:46 EDT

@Civil Negligence:

Yeah, but we booed Santa Claus, so it kinda just evens it out.

Tightlines

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MattinglysSideburns — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:15:34 EDT

Rangers and Celtic fans find this incident to be quaint.

MattinglysSideburns

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Brazil Thrill — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:14:53 EDT

@Rob Iracane: What about New Hempshire? Get it? 'Cause that's what they smoke up there.

I'll be here all day folks.

Brazil Thrill

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Carmen McFanzone — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:14:35 EDT

Death Race 2008

Carmen McFanzone

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thetaxman — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:14:28 EDT

This is nothing, you should see how she gets when you tell her that Jeter swallows.

/Mom?

thetaxman

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Chones_Chonies — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:14:25 EDT

This explains how the Brooklyn Dodgers came up with their name.

Chones_Chonies

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Clarence Rosario — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:14:21 EDT

As an AL West fan, I consider this a victimless crime.

Clarence Rosario

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Andrew — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:14:08 EDT

@ltwinslow:

"You there, with the severe aesthetic deficiencies!"

"Hey, ugly!"

Andrew

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The Count of Monte Fisto — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:14:04 EDT

I'll wait to judge until I hear what Marty Brennamen thinks.

The Count of Monte Fisto

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ArkansasFred — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:13:39 EDT

@Rob Iracane: Sununu is a pretty comical name. Get me Mark Russell right away!

ArkansasFred

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broad street bully — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:13:09 EDT

This is what happens when you start putting "Nation" at the end of your team name. Assholes.

broad street bully

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Civil Negligence — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:12:12 EDT

@Rob Iracane: Doesn't that state 69 with Vermont?

Civil Negligence

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BigTenObsession — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:11:58 EDT

But on the Yankees sign it says "Mets fans go home". I can't believe they would disrespect the Sawx like that!

BigTenObsession

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Mr. Sparkle — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:11:18 EDT

"Yankees suck, Yankees suck, ..."?? Never saw that one coming.

Mr. Sparkle

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Juancho — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:11:13 EDT

@ltwinslow: (shakes head, sadly true)

Juancho

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:11:07 EDT

@Rob Iracane: We could make fun of the name of the state.

New Humpshire? New Trampshire?

Weed Against Speed

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Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:10:59 EDT

In the future, Sox and Yankees fans will battle to the death in the Thunderdome. The Master-Blaster combo of Simmons and Theo Epstein will work to unseat Suzyn Waldman's Aunty Entity.

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

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Civil Negligence — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:10:54 EDT

When will the NY Post break the story that Hernandez is Clemens' #4?

Civil Negligence

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:10:09 EDT

Looking at the mugshot I can't help but wonder how that tranny from the Ronaldo story made it over to the U.S. so quickly.

Weed Against Speed

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Rob Iracane — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:09:48 EDT

I'd try and start a New Hampshire comedy pyramid but there's nothing funny about that state.

Rob Iracane

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HazelMaesLandingStrip — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:08:58 EDT

Jesus Mindy this is no way to win Roger back.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

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ltwinslow — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:08:40 EDT

studies have found that, much like the city of cleveland and virtually all of western pennsyvania, yankees fans are genetically predisposed towards a painful and unfortunate condition known as 'aesthetically challenged'

ltwinslow

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Brazil Thrill — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:08:11 EDT

Can't wait for a construction worker to try to bury Matthew Beaudoin's body under the new Yankee Stadium.

Brazil Thrill

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Green Weenie — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:08:07 EDT

Hernandez, a 43-year-old motherfucker from Nashua, was arrested at the scene.

Fixed.

Green Weenie

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DumpsterDining — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:07:46 EDT

Shoulda been you Buckeye fans.

DumpsterDining

Yankees-Red Sox Rivalry Jumps Shark, Lands In Madness

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:07:24 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: But is she a division manager?

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

Yankees-Red Sox Rivalry Jumps Shark, Lands In Madness

Juancho — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:07:24 EDT

@Rob Iracane:, @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Apparently, we all have some knowledge.

Juancho

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Phony Gwynn — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:07:10 EDT

Yeah, but nobody remembers when Sam O'Toole, fervent Brooklyn Bridegrooms fanatic, drove his horsecarriage into a rowdy group of Cleveland Spiders rowdies, killing six.

Phony Gwynn