<![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @Tightlines: She's had work done. She's still the spitting image of her dad -- Webb Hubbell.

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SpiroAgnewsGhost

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Horse, dyke.

SpiroAgnewsGhost

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @Steve Trachsel, ACE: [www.slate.com]

iHaveaRagingTebowner

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @Steve Trachsel, ACE: Obama wasn't even on the ballot in MI because it didn't count. Both states accepted that decision months ago.

Moobs

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> This wouldn't be an issue if centaurs were racing.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Horse-racing is indefensible? Maybe how they treat(ed) the munchkins riding them.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> BREAKING: shell casings belonging to Marvin Harrison's gun were found near the corpse of Eight Belles on Saturday....

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @Steve Trachsel, ACE: Obama wasn't on the ballot in Michigan. Including them in the pop. vote discussion would be somewhat inaccurate.

/Horse dong joke.

Chad Sexington

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> The horses love to run though!

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @Phatty: Or are you posting comments from the future?

Barry Lutz

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Sorry Hilary, I bet like I voted with a winner ....Big Brown.

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @roland_t_flakfizer: Shit.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @44 in a Row: Zing! And as for the items in the pictures, a braying "naaaay" to both.

@Barry Lutz: For those of us who didn't have cable TV until college, care to explain? Preferably with a diarama, sock puppets, and some soft-core porn.

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: I see what you did there. You replaced babies with horses. Clever.

VidaBlueBalls

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Yes, yes

/bissinger

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @Phatty: Do you live across the international date line?

Barry Lutz

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @Shorty: It's a completely ridiculous argument. Child sweatshops get me some sweet Air Jordans, whereas horses dying only give me laughter.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @Civil Negligence: That's not a big deal. Sorcerer Cat isn't a Superdelegate.

DumpsterDining

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @supermike5alive: No. Because thinking like that, you know logically, wouldn't allow for the grandstanding.

HockeyMountain

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> The biggest indictment? Buzz B. wants to do both of them.

roland_t_flakfizer

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> For most-not a few-of the horses you see will not end up put out to pasture on a beautiful ranch but will be sent overseas to be slaughtered for someone's dinner plate.

Jesus Christ

Shorty

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @Juancho: She was busy ducking bullets, you expect her to stop and ask for ID?

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @UkraineNotWeak: just as in the election, she's the white one.

HugsFromHarold

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Races like this are the equivalent of child sweatshops. These are not even seasoned horses: They are young fillies and colts whose joints are not formed enough to endure such a grueling race. Despite this, they are pushed beyond their limits.

No that's not ridiculous at all.

Also, that letter reads like the PETA president used the "opinion, reason, fact, example" method of a controversial issue essay...Lame.

Shorty

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Over/Under 200 filly cheese steaks made?

FEAST

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @DumpsterDining: I didn't realize Obama was going by a new nickname these days.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> I was having a pretty shitty Sunday until that horse got shot.

Phatty

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> I'm pretty sure you're all incorrect... this was clearly T-Mac's fault.

Aith

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @Steve Trachsel, ACE: And like Eight Belles, her FL & MI argument doesn't have any legs to stand on.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Rebecca Lobo was euthanized?

Herbies_Wingman

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @Civil Negligence: Would be a shame, thats all she has left.

FEAST

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Is it an omen that the filly that was heavily endorsed by the presidential filly was defeated by Big Brown? Hmm?

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> deosn't the difference between dog fighting and horse racing lie in the desired outcome of the contest?

supermike5alive

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @Barry Lutz: It's alright, Bill had the same reaction as me.

MeSoHornsby

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> So does this mean Hillary lost the all-important cat/sorcerer vote?

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Good thing we can all go over to Wonkette and continue this political discussion. Oh, wait, nevermind.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @Magnakai Haaskivi: Bosnian/Serbian. Whatever.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Three days after the Derby and Hillary still refuses to admit Big Brown won.

DumpsterDining

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @MeSoHornsby: Sorry about that. Hang your head, drown your fear, till it all just disappears.

Barry Lutz

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> What's grosser than a dead horse in a dumpster?

A dead horse in ten dumpsters.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @shea_guevara:

To be fair, some of Big Brown's more fervent supporters are saying that they shouldn't bother running the Preakness or the Belmont since there is no way he can be beaten and they should just hand him the Triple Crown.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @iHaveaRagingTebowner: Not to get all political on you. But maybe you should reconsider the whole "majority of the party" rant.

Popular Vote (w/FL & MI)** Obama 14,997,771 47.4% Hillary 15,119,438 47.8%

Popular Vote Total Obama 14,421,557 49.2% Hillary 13,920,143 47.5%

Sure looks like its about even to me.

/rationally discussed.

Steve Trachsel, ACE

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Nothing a little "grow hoof grow" couldn't fix, right?

Shorty

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Kind of like Vincent W. Foster, Jr., Eight Belles' death has now been ruled a suicide.

/Whitewater-ed

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @Barry Lutz: Now I'm picturing Hillary while the words "won't you come" play in the background and it's making me puke in my mouth.

MeSoHornsby

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Hey Hilary why the long face?

/stomps hoof

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Hillary's letter back to PETA reads: "I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say ... actually, I'm sorry. Eight Belles is the glue. I apologize for any inconvenience."

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @MattMillenFanClub: 8 Belles would have loved to bang Cigar, but he was a little old for her taste

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @Civil Negligence: +1

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @Civil Negligence: John McCain prefers Greg Oden racing - it reminds him of his youth.

/older, still

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @Tightlines: Someone get this man some porn, STAT!

Steve Trachsel, ACE

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> The madness takes over Dee even more.

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Using PETA's logic, I can go after the dude that made fun of me in St. louis fo wearing my Red Wings jersey as a murderer, because it is just as indefensible as running over someone who doesnt like my team.

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Ah yes, my favorite picture of Hillary from her cameo in the video for "Black Hole Sun."

/Soundgarden'd

Barry Lutz

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @BigTenObsession: I think that is actually Dwight Howard on the left.

FEAST

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Run you stupid fucking candidate, run!

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @Civil Negligence: +1. Nothing like a solid old people joke.

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Culprit found in shamelessly alienating the majority of the Democratic party for her own glory and self-obsessed ambition. It's Hillary, Of Course

/fixed

iHaveaRagingTebowner

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> At least Eight Belles probably realized that she had lost.

LooseSeal

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @Chones_Chonies:

Actually, Chelsea has become borderline hot. For me, anyway.

Resume Hillary/horse comparisons.

Tightlines

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Guess they shouldn't have held the Kentucky Derby in Bosnia this year.

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Oh, PETA. The little political action committee that could.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> I guess Hillary and Eight Belles are both inevitable...inevitably going to the glue factory!

Wow. The sad part is I have worse jokes in my head.

tomford

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> The Horse broke it's fucking legs

/Vonnegut

HockeyMountain

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @Gourmet Spud: Nicely done, sir.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @Doyle McPoyle:

Well, Maximus did die, so that was a push.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @Weed Against Speed:

John McCain prefers chariot racing - it reminds him of his youth.

Fixed.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @A Pimp Named DaveR: +1

HockeyMountain

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @jwaves2007: Some animals ought to be put down.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Sarah Jessica Parker heartily endorses Hillary!

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> /shits on racing track

Whitey Fisk

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Hillary Clinton, horses, losing to Big Brown in a race ...

I got nothing.

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> This is like that time McCain bet on the Emperor before his fight with Maximus.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> PETA should put its concerns in other issues that are more important.....like neutering bill clinton. hillary might support that.....

Don't Do Drugs?

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> "Horse racing is as indefensible as dog fighting..."

Sorry, I was laughing too hard to read the rest.

Whitey Fisk

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> I detest PETA, because their screaming batshit fucked-in-the-head rhetoric drowns out legitimate animal welfare groups and does FAR more harm than good to the cause of animal welfare.

/dick joke

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> That's not her O face, that's Bluto's "He shot the fucking horse" face.

FriendsLikeJimRome

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @shea_guevara: Well, he got to Horsey Heaven first.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Was the horse shot by an Iraqi sniper?

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Note the trend - Hillary has previously placed bets on:

i) Owen Hart over the Godfather,
ii) the over on Brandon Lee's career box office receipts, and
iii) the guy who fell into the fire in the second season of "Survivor".



Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> I think Dick Chaney volunteered to shoot her and put her out of her misery.

HockeyMountain

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Wait a second, horse racing is like dog fighting? And horse racing is legal. Call Marcus and tell him to buy me some horses for when I get out. I'm starting up Bad Newz Stables.

-Ookie

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> I keep forgetting how batshit crazy PETA is, and then I'm reminded every spring while sipping a mint julep and whipping my horse.

/euphemism

MeSoHornsby

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> John McCain prefers horse and buggy racing - it reminds him of his youth.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> This isn't the first politician to bet on sports. Former New Jersey Gov. James McGreevey was a big fan of cockfighting.

Mainly because he got to say "cock".

DumpsterDining

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Yet PETA remains silent when a drunken Yankees fan kills a Red Sox fan in the parking lot of a bar.

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Glue, no.

Schluby

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> She was in favor of horse racing before she was against it.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Man, Chelsea has really let herself go.

Chones_Chonies

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Not a good sign for Hillary that the filly lost to Big Brown

HebrewHammer

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> What's her stance on cigar-banging?

And is that her O-face?

MattMillenFanClub

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> You almost have the entire Clinton clan. Where is a photo of Bill?

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Eight Belles didn't break both ankles...Hillary had her Vince Fostered for failing to win.

SadJohnson

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> There's a jockeys vs. Jockey's joke in there somewhere, I just can't find it.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> I would like to see the PETA people discuss ideas with the "Its a Fucking Horse!" coalition of Deadspin commentators.

The Fake Gimel Martinez

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @BigTenObsession: +1

Nicely done

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY: Also, I haven't heard him explicitly state that he opposes an alien takeover of this planet. WHAT IS OBAMA HIDING?!

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> No, Hell NO.

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Great, ads for the Sex and the City movie are even showing up here?

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @UkraineNotWeak:

Duh, obviously the one on the right. Martin Lawrence is on the left.

/sorry

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> @UkraineNotWeak: On the left, dumbass

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Give Hillary's camp 12 hours, and they'll come up with some way to prove that being euthanized on the track means you actually won the race.

Or winning the Derby doesn't count because the Republicans are gonna win Kentucky anyway.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Somebody's getting The Shocker.

sharknut

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> ...and for that matter, Obama hasn't come out aggresively enough against dog fighting or cockfighting. Bastards.

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> Nice picture of Hillary and Dana Jacobson. What's their connection again?

Schluby

]]> <![CDATA[Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> I'll get it out of the way:

Which one is Hillary?

UkraineNotWeak

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