<![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Tue, 06 May 2008 13:04:25 EDT Tue, 06 May 2008 13:04:25 EDT http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5547458 @Chamomiles Davis: What, no millions of dollars?

Jen P

]]> 11:387501:c5547458 Tue, 06 May 2008 13:04:25 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5545669 @Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: 18.. check

19...check... wait what?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> 11:387501:c5545669 Tue, 06 May 2008 12:08:58 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5545354 I would like to point out last nights Ultimate Pot Vs Kettle Showdown - Steve Phillips ripping on Matt Millen

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:387501:c5545354 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:57:30 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5545008 @The Diesel: Or Stanley Nickels?

LeagueofShadows

]]> 11:387501:c5545008 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:47:51 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5544863 [✓] Chiseled physique
[✓] Enormous genitalia
[✓] Sexual prowess
[✓] Delusions of grandeur

/My list is complete

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:387501:c5544863 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:42:59 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5544780 @UkraineNotWeak:Do you accept Shrute Bucks?

The Diesel

]]> 11:387501:c5544780 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:40:13 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5544744 @MattMillenFanClub: June 13th. Same day as Griffey rounding third.

The Diesel

]]> 11:387501:c5544744 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:38:55 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5544734 Big Brown
Eight Belles??
Denis of Cork
Tale of Ekati

3 out of 4 Aint Dead!




André Roussimoff

]]> 11:387501:c5544734 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:38:36 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5544618 Note to ChiSox from Jinx Doctor:
You shouldn't have shoved your bats up the various orifices of a blow up doll. You should have shoved Matt Stair's bat up various orifices.

ManchuCandidate

]]> 11:387501:c5544618 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:34:24 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5544252 @HockeyMountain:
Prophet* jackass

HockeyMountain

]]> 11:387501:c5544252 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:21:41 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5544247 Life in Miami is Gooood:

Heat: get back to me
Panthers: get back to me
Marlins: get back to me
Dolphins: get back to me
Canes: get back to me

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> 11:387501:c5544247 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:21:28 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5544216 @UkraineNotWeak:

3 words: I'm a profit

HockeyMountain

]]> 11:387501:c5544216 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:20:30 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5544207 @UkraineNotWeak: @Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: Absolutely.

Matt_T

]]> 11:387501:c5544207 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:20:06 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5544190 @UkraineNotWeak: Your biting wit and cunning intellect. Bitch, send ME some money!

Juancho

]]> 11:387501:c5544190 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:19:36 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5544138 @UkraineNotWeak: I already do, but with a $45 handling fee, so you actually pay me $35 per month.

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> 11:387501:c5544138 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:17:59 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5544084 @HockeyMountain: Even these guys mock the Lions loudly
[deadspin.com]


Al Czerviks Ride

]]> 11:387501:c5544084 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:16:11 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5544080 @Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG:

The Thrashers have fans?

I read the other day an average total OF......3,200 households (that's a 0.18 rating) watched Thrashers games in Atlanta this season. That's impressive.

Afino

]]> 11:387501:c5544080 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:15:50 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5544069 I just want to know how I ended up with 130 Followers and how can I convince them all to send me $10 each on a monthly basis?

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:387501:c5544069 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:15:07 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5544020 I wouldn't be mocking the Lions too loudly.

It's always okay to mock the Lions loudly.

HockeyMountain

]]> 11:387501:c5544020 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:13:12 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543980 @supermike5alive: Sure, why not? Just create a gigantic checkbox that reads "Boston", then check the damn thing.

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:387501:c5543980 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:11:37 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543967 [x]Get drunk
[x]Get in Sawx-Yanks argument
[x]Get taunted
[x]Run over and kill person

At least somebody can claim all four




Al Czerviks Ride

]]> 11:387501:c5543967 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:11:04 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543929 Cowboys
Bulls
Yankees
Red Wings??

/90s bandwagon fan
//not really my sentiments





Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> 11:387501:c5543929 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:09:42 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543919 @UkraineNotWeak: I was going to blame Tracy McGrady, but if she wants it...

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> 11:387501:c5543919 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:09:31 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543906 @stealofthedraft: Don't forget the ill-fated Minnesota Moose of the IHL.

Marth

]]> 11:387501:c5543906 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:09:00 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543885 The Tigers got rid of Jacque Jones, though, so watch out AL Central!

Marth

]]> 11:387501:c5543885 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:08:05 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543868 @Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: if you check the Hawks, does that mean I get to check the Bruins?

supermike5alive

]]> 11:387501:c5543868 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:07:22 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543823 @Doyle McPoyle: You forgot "Stoned to the gills".

Juancho

]]> 11:387501:c5543823 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:05:34 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543814 @UkraineNotWeak: Matt T is living the good life.

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:387501:c5543814 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:05:10 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543784 Life Is Good!

■ Successful soccer career
■ Fame
■ Money
□ Non-transvestite hooker

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:387501:c5543784 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:03:42 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543770 @Dany Heatley Speedwagon:

Absolutely. I can't wait for the day Buffalo loses the Bills for good.

/hates Bills fans in Western New York

Afino

]]> 11:387501:c5543770 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:03:12 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543753 * note - Packers would be checked if Favre stayed, his retirement took the checkmark off.

Afino

]]> 11:387501:c5543753 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:02:23 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543744 @Sheepblog: You need to leave more space at the end of that comment. No way are we close to the end of that list.

Little Lebowski Urban Achievers

]]> 11:387501:c5543744 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:02:07 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543729 □ Braves
□ Packers
□ Sabres
□ Syracuse football/basketball

Yeah, it's a rough year.

Oh, and I hate backwards check marks. Pet peeve of mine.




Afino

]]> 11:387501:c5543729 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:01:37 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543718 Steelers
Penguins
...

...

...Xplosion??



Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> 11:387501:c5543718 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:01:16 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543708 @Doyle McPoyle: +1

LeagueofShadows

]]> 11:387501:c5543708 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:00:56 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543696 @futuremrsrickankiel: It's because Ned Yost has no stinking clue how to handle a bullpen.

LeagueofShadows

]]> 11:387501:c5543696 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:00:33 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543693 As a Brewers fan, I can say that our anemic offense and the loss of Yovani Gallardo is far more worrisome than Eric Gagne's struggles.

/we just got swept by the freaking Astros!

Its The Beer Talking

]]> 11:387501:c5543693 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:00:28 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543689 Work [check]
Law School [check]
Finances [check]
Wife QT []

Come on honey- three out of four! Three out of four!!




Al Czerviks Ride

]]> 11:387501:c5543689 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:00:19 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543666 Larry Brown Sports makes the case against the Brewers sticking with Eric Gagne as their closer.

Um, I didn't really realize this was something that needed to be argued. Dude sucks. Plain and simple. It's become like an abusive relationship at this point. Maybe the Brewers are just insanely co-dependent? Perhaps they're pregnant with Gagne's baby and are holding on for the kid's sake? Yeah, that must be it, because I literally cannot think of another reason why they would keep putting him out there.

futuremrsrickankiel

]]> 11:387501:c5543666 Tue, 06 May 2008 10:59:37 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543657 @Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG:

Isn't it:

Georgia Football

Georgia Spring Football

Recruiting

Fulmer Cup

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:387501:c5543657 Tue, 06 May 2008 10:59:14 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543629 Matt Kemp hit that lead-off home run for Rafael Furcal? That's impressive.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> 11:387501:c5543629 Tue, 06 May 2008 10:58:18 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543621 Lakers
North Stars
Kicks
Vikings?

stealofthedraft

]]> 11:387501:c5543621 Tue, 06 May 2008 10:57:46 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543617 Aspiring, pubescent country singer (check)
Fatty-loving golf whore (check)
Shot-swilling bar-maid turned real-estate agent (check)



Sheepblog

]]> 11:387501:c5543617 Tue, 06 May 2008 10:57:40 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543612 Life Is Good!

Young [check]
Blonde [check]
Dumb [check]
Legal ???

3 out of 4 ain't bad, Roger Clemens!




Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:387501:c5543612 Tue, 06 May 2008 10:57:21 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543600 Would Toronto's sign read
Jays
Leafs
Raptors
Bills?





Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> 11:387501:c5543600 Tue, 06 May 2008 10:56:49 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543590 Unemployment (Check)
Rampant Crime (Check)
Burning Couches (Check)
Hope (no check)




SadJohnson

]]> 11:387501:c5543590 Tue, 06 May 2008 10:56:23 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543579 When is JD Drew scheduled to get hurt?

MattMillenFanClub

]]> 11:387501:c5543579 Tue, 06 May 2008 10:55:56 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543575 I don't wish death on a human, but you know, if Gagne was taken out, it would solve a lot of problems.

LeagueofShadows

]]> 11:387501:c5543575 Tue, 06 May 2008 10:55:44 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543540 Life Is Good?
□ Braves
■ Hawks
□ Thrashers
□ Falcons

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:387501:c5543540 Tue, 06 May 2008 10:54:31 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543535 I couldnt really read the sign until I threw on the 3-D glasses. Then it was like the hoodie was coming right out at me!

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> 11:387501:c5543535 Tue, 06 May 2008 10:54:17 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543525 Making a case against Eric Gagne - way to go out on a limb, there, Larry Brown Sports.

MeSoHornsby

]]> 11:387501:c5543525 Tue, 06 May 2008 10:53:54 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543488 Max Scherzer sounds like a Nazi movie character, so there's that.

HebrewHammer

]]> 11:387501:c5543488 Tue, 06 May 2008 10:52:24 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543483 I believe there was a sign in Germany in 1940 that went like this:

Austria(check)
Poland(check)
France(check)
Great Britian???

Look how that turned out.

LeagueofShadows

]]> 11:387501:c5543483 Tue, 06 May 2008 10:52:08 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543484 Jamie Moyer fought Max Schmelling?

Go Dodgers! Let's win a playoff series this year! My memories of Gibby and Bulldog are fading a bit.

1976 Oakland Raiders

]]> 11:387501:c5543484 Tue, 06 May 2008 10:52:08 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543480 Blame Becky MI for the Tigers lost. She's learned to live with it.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:387501:c5543480 Tue, 06 May 2008 10:52:02 EDT <![CDATA[Dice-K Takes That Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching, Coughing, Stuffy-head, Fever, So-You-Can-Still-Beat-The-Tigers Medicine]]> http://deadspin.com/387501/dice+k-takes-that-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuffy+head-fever-so+you+can+still+beat+the+tigers-medicine#c5543437 That sign was clearly purchased from the Leftorium.

Stay Away From Oprah

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