<![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "The Hornets have made Snookums a very nice sweater. From what I've seen he'll be very comfortable this winter." -krazykatlady

Zapp Brannigan's Girdle

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I have watched a number of sporting events, and concluded that a team that has won a majority of said events is 'impressive.'" - ballaticionjb11

SportsCentre

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I saw Paul's face, now I'm a believer. I couldn't leave him if I tried,"

FirstDerivative

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese... mac: No idea why you included the original quote.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> The Hornets have made me a believer. From what I've seen, I'm more than impressed." - ballaticionjb11

The Bosses have made me. From what I've seen, they don't know I whacked Batts"

--nomoreshines_ever@deadfella.com

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Sucko-T: well done.

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> ballaticionjb11, I thought your two references to Neil Diamond were a little uninspired. I mean, half of us think I'm a Believer is a Monkees song. What? You only made one Neil Diamond reference? I must have been looking at my notes from your earlier draft.

--pabdulhighonlife

Rory B. Bellows

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "The Green Hornet has not made me a believer. From what I've seen, I'm less than impressed." - bruceleekatorulez

RonZookonRedBull

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Doyle McPoyle: Also known as the penanus.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Hornets, Hornets" have made me a believer. From what I've heard, I'm more than impressed. -HoldSteadyFan

/can't wait for the new album this summer

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Dewey Decimal System: has made me a believer

Dewey Decimal System

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @teh_joe: scratch that.

"The Giants have made me a reliever. For what I've done, I'm more than overpaid." - BZito

okay, better.

joe

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I turned gay for John Cheever. His size was more than impressive.

-Mr. Ross

Girls Love the Duck

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Billy Corgan has made a believer. From what I've heard, live can change tonight... tonniiiiiiight." - Pumpkinsfanandtheinfinitesadness...95

Dewey Decimal System

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Tom Cruise has made me a believer.
-ScientologyRules

EDogII

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> The Monkees weren't about Chris Paul jokes, Marge. They were about rebellion, about political and social upheaval! -stewardsarecommon

ClownForPound

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "The Giants have made me a reliever. From what I've seen, I'm more than overpaid." - BZito

joe

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I'm a believer. I couldn't leave her if I tried. - ballaticionjb11

Phatty

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @MeSoHornsby: The much-feared wang/taint combo.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "The 2nd best team in the West has made me a believer. I wasn't impressed by 56 wins, but these two really did it for me." -- ballaticionjb11

DukesDawg

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "The family has made me a Seaver. What I mean is, I'm more than a house guest."

--LukeBower/LeoDicaprio

Sucko-T

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Iraq has made me a believer, from what I have seen I am more than oppressed-kurds4ever

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Orel Roberts made me a believer. He's a hustler. I'm impressed.- GOD

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Freud has made me a believer. From my psychoanalysis, I've learned I'm repressed.

--AnnaO1880

Barry Zuckerkorn, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "The Scientologists have made me a believer. From what I've seen, I'm more than impressed." -
KatieH

Butch Huskey

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: & anybody who compares n+1 to Mc Sweeney's just doesn't get it.

/not looking at anybody in particular

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Jefferson Short Bus: What two words do you think "wan't" are a contraction for?

MeSoHornsby

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> more than impressed? What could that be? I'm excited....no wait, I'm MORE than excited!!

Thundercracker

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I wonder what the guy had to say about last night's "Madden Nation" Xbox competition.

FriendsLikeJimRome

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "The Hornets have made me a believer. From their killing of Macaulay Culkin, I'm more than impressed." - VadaSultenfuss1991

Barry Lutz

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Jefferson Short Bus: I thought we agreed to stop quoting GStF here?

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Cher made me a believer. From what I've seen, there is life after love.-blowedoutdragqueen

sassydeerrun

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> The herpes sores has made her a bleeder.

MattMillenFanClub

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Now you must all bow before the Ballaticion!!!*

*Which is, coincidentally, a French transformer.

Buzz's Monkey Butler

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Weed Against Speed: Cop #1: Hey, didya see that, uh, Nina Bedford show this morning?
Cop #2: Yeah, that uh... thing about toast-fucking.
Cop #1: ...toast-fucking?
Cop #2: Yeah - it's the new thing where you fuck or get fucked with toast.
Cop #1: No, the... the show this morning was about that new drug.
Cop #2: Oh. Must have been a dream I had.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "basketball is so many things, a career, a business, a charity etc. but in essence, it's fun you have to wan't and love to play basketball and that goes with any and every sport. when it becomes nothing but a career or business. then you become disconnected with the sport. this is why i a kobe bryant fan. because he never lets his fans down. he leaves his heart out on the court every game he plays. but how this relates to me and i'm not even an athlete, is you have to find something you love and don't let the technicalities and the business of it stand in your way."

No, I don't have a joke. The jokes write themselves.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "WC Heinz has made me a believer. From what I've read, he truly can evoke a moment far better than I ever could." --bloodsuckingleitch

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Moltasante has made me a Cleaver. From what I've seen, I think I'll murder him in cold blood. -njdago

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> This bible retreat has made me a believer. No more meth and muscled up male escorts for this guy!
-tedhaggard69

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "The whores have made me a believer. From what I've seen, I'm more than impressed." --Ronaldo10

André Roussimoff

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Breeding has made that dog a retriever, but he won't bring back shit, I'm depressed

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Katrina has made us believers, from what we have seen we are more than impressed.

-levees of New Orleans

Human_Cannonball

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "All those anorexic girls dancing on their toenails have made me a believer. From what I've been forced to watch by my wife, I'm more than impressed." - balletconjob11

Johnny LaRue

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Sucko-T: +1 excellent

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Sh!tShow: Oh just DIE.

Sh!tShow

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "The Bushes have made me a deceiver. With a gun to my head, I'm really ver klempt.--arif02

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> For some reason I can't seen the comment before the jump. Sadly, it was the smartest ESPN comment I've ever seen.

Sh!tShow

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @StuScott Booyahs: Ah, but mine had a Neil Diamond joke, as well.

Send It In, Jerome!

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Weed Against Speed: Welcome to Oz Bitch!

BabyGorilla

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @StuScott Booyahs:

I know, I am getting out of here.

/takes last train to Clarksville

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Jack Horner's new protégé made me a believer. From what I've seen, I'm more than impressed." --ColonelJames

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @A Pimp Named DaveR:

Chris: And the first nominee is Cancer Boy.

Clemptor: Yummy.

Chris: From his new album, "Whistle When You're Low."

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I am a hipster douchebag and I subscribe to The Believer.

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I will never take off my Chris Paul jersey. -- DaveyDub12

Yellow Tail Swine

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> The Giant Asian Hornet has scared the shit out of me. From what I've seen, I'm never going to Asia. Ever. - japanesebugfightsfan

FEAST is points on your face

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "These commenters have made me a believer. Six Monkees jokes, I'm impressed."-Me

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> The White Sox have made me a believer. With a bat in my ass, I'm more than impressed. -ReallDoll69

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Can I get a do-over?

"The Hornets have made me a believer. Every day is a gift!"

-- Cancer Boy

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "The hornets have stung me. From what I've seen, I'm really quite swollen." -- UnfortunateBeekeeper

BringBackAlHolland

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Eight Belles made me a believer. From what I've seen, I'm more than impressed. That girl can run with the boys for sure.

Yellow Tail Swine

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "My cellmate has made me a receiver. From what I've seen, it's going to be painful."

-Ookie

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Six Monkees jokes. Holy hell.

/hangs head in shame

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @UseTheForceLukeWalton: You're fired.

UTFLW

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Hugo has made me a believer. From what I've seen, I'm more than impressed. - jcash

FEAST is points on your face

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @LeagueofShadows: not bad

Mr. Pennsylvania

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> James Woods was in True Believer. From what I've already seen of his, I probably won't be impressed. --rroeper11

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "The Hornets have made me swollen and I have trouble breathing. From what my Doctor has seen, I am more than screwed."

-dontsteponthehive69

Paul Zuvella

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Stev D: Must get quicker fingers.@Send It In, Jerome!:

UTFLW

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Stev D: I banish ye to Davy Jones' locker!

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Eva Longoria is so impressed, she is going to give Chris Paul a blumpkin.

BabyGorilla

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> All Hail ballaticionjb11, the great arbiter of all that is impressive and beyond impressive.

Besides, you gotta love a man who admits that "i a kobe bryant fan"

Tracy Ham and Eggs

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Stev D: For fuck's sake.

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "The Monkees have made me a believer. I've seen, and there's no doubt in my mind." - mickey11

UTFLW

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Jesus has made me a believer, from what I've seen, I'm more than impressed"

-doubtingthomased-

Mr. Pennsylvania

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "She has made me a believer. When I saw her face, I was more than impressed." - TheMonkees11

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "The Monkees have made me a believer. From what I've seen, I'm more than impressed." -- JewishElvis66

Send It In, Jerome!

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "The Giants have made me a reliever. Coming from what I've been, I'm more than depressed."

--Barry Zitto

Sucko-T

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> The "In ballaticionjb11's Words..." is such a grammatical nightmare that it made me cry a little bit.

MeSoHornsby

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Stev D: bastard....

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "The Tigers have me a doubter. From what I've seen, I'm more than depressed" - TyCobbIsRollingInHisGrave11

Bully Andrew

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> And I saw her face. Now I'm a believer.

- The Monkees.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Her face has made me a believer. From what I've seen, there's not a doubt in my mind."

--NeilDfromBrooklyn

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Scarlett has made me a believer. From what I've seen, I'm more than impressed.--luckybastardryan

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Her face has made me a believer. From what I've seen, there is no doubt in my mind. I am in love.
-monkeeman1969

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "The hairnets have made me a believer. From what I've seen, I'm more than impressed with the sloppy joes." -- lunchladyland14

Stay Away From Oprah

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "That Jesus has made me a believer. From what I've seen, I'm more than impressed."-Nazarethhomeboy

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Nargis has made me a believer. From what I've seen, I'm more than impressed." - Burmyanmar

FuzzysFriedChicken

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "The dog has made me a believer. From what I've seen, I'm not even mad, I'm impressed!" - RBurgundy

Afino

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