When The Horses Unite, All Will Fall - Deadspin Comments

When The Horses Unite, All Will Fall

suntastic — Tue, 06 May 2008 17:24:39 EDT

@millensdraftskills: I just told my wife that joke. She laughed hysterically and then had the NERVE to say that it wasn't funny.

suntastic

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suntastic — Tue, 06 May 2008 17:10:07 EDT

This has got to be the height of the awful-pun mountain. Even Jay Leno is groaning.

suntastic

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Chamomiles Davis — Tue, 06 May 2008 17:05:29 EDT

People were screaming as they saw it coming.

I wager quite a few Jockeys were soiled that day.

Chamomiles Davis

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dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac — Tue, 06 May 2008 17:03:24 EDT

The revolution will not be televised... except for three weekends from early May to early June.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

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Chamomiles Davis — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:58:10 EDT

@Rozelle's Bagman: Trifecta! Or, don't.

Chamomiles Davis

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NovakAintNoJokovic — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:53:37 EDT

@JoeyPorterAle: Yeah, he's just offal.

NovakAintNoJokovic

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NovakAintNoJokovic — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:52:06 EDT

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns is the anti-Christ according to B...: I've got none of those, so you may need to bale me out here.

NovakAintNoJokovic

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The Fake Gimel Martinez — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:50:06 EDT

@Send It In, Jerome!: Michael McDonald would like to have a word with you in your yacht.

The Fake Gimel Martinez

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Rozelle’s Bagman — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:49:39 EDT

@Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket: Exacta.

Rozelle’s Bagman

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NovakAintNoJokovic — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:49:16 EDT

@Hubert Humphrey Methadone: Seriously. We should be careful when making jokes about a race horse; you never know when they'll take a fence.

NovakAintNoJokovic

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Chamomiles Davis — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:48:29 EDT

According to the latest Gallop polls, most people think that horses are quite Hansom.

Chamomiles Davis

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NovakAintNoJokovic — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:48:20 EDT

@Suss--: Well, in that case can you Affirmed whether it's true? Because he'll do anything to glue a string of puns together.

NovakAintNoJokovic

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Sid_Luckman — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:34:16 EDT

Whoa, there, big fella. Don't make Joey Porter's dog angry.

Sid_Luckman

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Nacho Friendly — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:24:47 EDT

@Yostal: Seabiscuit. Seabiscuit run.

Nacho Friendly

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RonZookonRedBull — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:24:37 EDT

*Yakov Smirnoff* In Soviet Russia, dinner take out YOU!!!!!

RonZookonRedBull

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JoeyPorterAle — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:18:33 EDT

@jwaves2007: +1 - you're a bad man!

JoeyPorterAle

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StevePerryPsychOut — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:17:47 EDT

I've been really glued to this post.

StevePerryPsychOut

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Jen P — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:17:43 EDT

Jesus, right out of the starting gate, you people are all over the bad puns.

Jen P

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Yostal — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:13:12 EDT

@Chamomiles Davis: He is, however, having trouble with the gloved hoof salute.

Yostal

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LeNoceur — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:10:45 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: You sure know how to stirrup trouble.

LeNoceur

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Matt_T — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:08:59 EDT

Horses break their ankle they get shot. Humans break their ankles they get percocet. We win.

Matt_T

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FredGarvin — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:07:32 EDT

This thread busted right out of the gate.

FredGarvin

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:07:16 EDT

@Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket: Billy Mumphrey?

Weed Against Speed

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Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:06:33 EDT

Despite my unbridled enthusiasm, I suggest we (s)table this topic for the re-mane-der of the afternoon.

Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket

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blackheartededitor — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:05:19 EDT

@BigTenObsession: Stop trying to run up your connectedness index with needless posts.

blackheartededitor

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Windier E. Megatons — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:05:16 EDT

@Im a people person. Who drinks. (and who is now also dedica...: Chris Rock, talking about his uncle who hates white people but is married to a white woman.

Windier E. Megatons

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Al Czerviks Ride — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:03:28 EDT

It's quittin time, so I'm hoofin' it on outta here

Al Czerviks Ride

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Greek McPapadopoulos — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:02:07 EDT

Old Hampshire: Horse attacks Man
New Hampshire: Yankees Fan attacks Red Sox Fan.

The parallels are frightening.

Greek McPapadopoulos

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sassydeerrun — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:01:39 EDT

Roger Clemens never tires of chasing bitches.

sassydeerrun

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Send It In, Jerome! — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:01:11 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: I really should. Her enthusiasm has been Unbridled.

Send It In, Jerome!

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VTBen — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:00:48 EDT

Damn you all beat me to the Sex and the City jokes

VTBen

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Hubert Humphrey Methadone — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:00:47 EDT

We need to put this to a halter.

Hubert Humphrey Methadone

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PeteJayhawk — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:59:27 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: Ohhh...crashed through the fucking fence. Nevermind.

PeteJayhawk

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jwaves2007 — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:59:06 EDT

The crowd should have never made fun of the horses Yankees bumper sticker.

jwaves2007

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Steve518 — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:59:03 EDT

Derby too many puns in this here thread.

/bad pirate pun

Steve518

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PeteJayhawk — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:58:56 EDT

So...what you're saying is that the horse jumped over the fucking fence?

PeteJayhawk

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sir_pantsalot — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:58:36 EDT

Lots of puns in here. I guess when it reins it poors.

sir_pantsalot

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Send It In, Jerome! — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:58:35 EDT

@Moobs: Think he'll be able to harness the power to deal with them?

Send It In, Jerome!

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Babcocksure — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:58:01 EDT

what do gay horses eat?

haaaaayyyyyy!

Babcocksure

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THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:57:09 EDT

Great Britain? Is that horse running from Daniel Radcliffe?

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:56:25 EDT

@Send It In, Jerome!: Then she is going to ask you to pony up and give her a pay raise.

Weed Against Speed

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Moobs — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:56:24 EDT

Alright, I'll keep reading. You've all Preakness'ed my interest.

Moobs

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Schluby — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:56:07 EDT

I just realized that all my commentary today has been about horses and blow up sex toys.

Schluby

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Babcocksure — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:56:06 EDT

@ASox: I was gonna say Sarah Jessica Parker

Babcocksure

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Jefferson Short Bus — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:55:54 EDT

@RonZookonRedBull: It'll go on a bit longer.

Jefferson Short Bus

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BigTenObsession — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:55:40 EDT

Ah, you're foal of shit.

BigTenObsession

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Moobs — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:55:24 EDT

I wonder if the humans' ambassador to Horse Nation will be Kenny Mane?

Moobs

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RonZookonRedBull — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:55:01 EDT

@Jefferson Short Bus: Think this one will continue furlong?

RonZookonRedBull

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Jefferson Short Bus — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:54:12 EDT

These pun threads have a colt following.

Jefferson Short Bus

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Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:54:06 EDT

I for one welcome our new horse overlords.

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

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Send It In, Jerome! — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:54:02 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: If these puns go much longer, I'll have to tell the Secretariat to hold my phone calls.

Send It In, Jerome!

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I'm Hafner the man I used to be — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:53:23 EDT

@Suss--: Saddle enough, I'm worried about it also.

I'm Hafner the man I used to be

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Brazil Thrill — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:53:00 EDT

@Suss--: To avoid being caught by one of the rebellious horses, you mustangle your rifle just right before shooting it.

Brazil Thrill

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:52:12 EDT

Vick Dog Picture > Horse Dog Picture

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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Steve518 — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:51:06 EDT

The end is neigh.

Steve518

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Matt Sussman — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:51:04 EDT

"Then you won't want to hear this story of this childhood pal o' mino who worked at Churchill Downs."

Herd it already.

Matt Sussman

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sir_pantsalot — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:50:47 EDT

@Suss--: But it mare may not happen we will hae to wait and see.

sir_pantsalot

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:50:41 EDT

@Gourmet Spud: We better saddle up - this could get bumpy.

Weed Against Speed

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Card_Chronicle — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:49:55 EDT

@BigTenObsession: Hay now.

Card_Chronicle

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Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:49:35 EDT

That picture is awesome.

/manures field

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

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FEAST — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:49:32 EDT

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Yes... Feast... yes...

FEAST

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Steve518 — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:49:32 EDT

@Jefferson Short Bus: +16/1 odds

Steve518

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:49:26 EDT

It's a good thing I've stocked up on sugar cubes, apples and carrots...

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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Al Czerviks Ride — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:48:50 EDT

The horse revolution would have started long ago, but every time they get together they lose their voice.

Al Czerviks Ride

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BigTenObsession — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:48:46 EDT

This story must be connected somehow.

BigTenObsession

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Send It In, Jerome! — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:48:25 EDT

@Suss--: Only a foal could seriously believe horses could dominate humanity.

Send It In, Jerome!

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:47:58 EDT

@Suss--:

Then you won't want to hear this story of this childhood pal o' mino who worked at Churchill Downs.

Gourmet Spud

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BigTenObsession — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:47:53 EDT

seriously? fuck you Gawker IT.

BigTenObsession

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BigTenObsession — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:47:37 EDT

this

BigTenObsession

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BigTenObsession — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:47:36 EDT

and

BigTenObsession

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Rob Iracane — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:47:34 EDT

I'm just surprised Rick didn't get this story.

Rob Iracane

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:47:17 EDT

@Suss--: Aren't you hot to trot?

Weed Against Speed

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BigTenObsession — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:47:12 EDT

@Suss--:

You can't have a stable mind, making a joke like that.

BigTenObsession

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sir_pantsalot — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:46:06 EDT

You could see the horse didn't look happy

It had a pretty long face. WAKKA! WAKKA! WAKKA!

/SOR

sir_pantsalot

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:45:46 EDT

@Stay Away From Oprah: Well that explain Janikowski.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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Randall Tex Cobb — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:45:41 EDT

@Yellow Tail Swine: "Get your hoof off me, you damned dirty horse!"

Randall Tex Cobb

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Arriaga_II — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:45:09 EDT

That photos just another reminder of Budweiser's superiority over Miller Lite.

Arriaga_II

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Matt Sussman — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:44:33 EDT

Being enslaved by horses has always been one of my mane concerns.

Matt Sussman

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Stay Away From Oprah — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:43:45 EDT

Batshit Crazy Witness Alan East said: "You could see the horse didn't look happy as it was being paraded around, it was kicking out.

/fixed

Stay Away From Oprah

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Brazil Thrill — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:43:39 EDT

We have nothing to worry about. That brand spanking multi-billion dollar Missile Defense System will certainly take care of the Stallion Rebellion.

Brazil Thrill

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Jefferson Short Bus — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:43:11 EDT

Payback's a filly.

Jefferson Short Bus

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SlickBomb — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:42:38 EDT

@Spaceman Spiff: +1

SlickBomb

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crazyjoedavola — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:42:20 EDT

@Doyle McPoyle: A movie this summer?

crazyjoedavola

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Hubert Humphrey Methadone — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:42:01 EDT

@Card_Chronicle: Can we also have a check on Yakov Smirnoff?

Hubert Humphrey Methadone

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Chamomiles Davis — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:41:57 EDT

Mr. Ed's exchanges with Wilbur have grown exceedingly militant in their tone, now that you mention it.

Chamomiles Davis

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DennyCrane — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:41:51 EDT

Look at Dana Jacobson frolicking with her dog! What a beautiful Christmas photo!

DennyCrane

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sassydeerrun — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:41:39 EDT

@Send It In, Jerome!: I give up, which one is Carrie?

sassydeerrun

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Schluby — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:41:23 EDT

I'm glad to see that Dana Jacobson has put he alcoholism behind her. Look at her playfully romping with her dog! You go girl.

Schluby

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Card_Chronicle — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:41:09 EDT

Are Brady Quinn's sister jokes still cool? I need to know before I type anything more.

Card_Chronicle

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RonZookonRedBull — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:40:55 EDT

Chinese food. French food.

RonZookonRedBull

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Im a people person. Who drinks. — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:40:51 EDT

They're going to kill Dee Mirich first so us humans know they're serious...

/can't remember who I'm plagerizing this joke from

Im a people person. Who drinks.

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:40:42 EDT

This makes Canadian Parliament's decision to allow RCMP horses to carry their own tasers all the more chilling.

Gourmet Spud

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Stay Away From Oprah — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:40:21 EDT

Let us not forget that horses can be trained to kick field goals.

Stay Away From Oprah

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:40:11 EDT

*seen (yes, I need a proofreader)

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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DeepFriar — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:39:52 EDT

something must be wrong, the post author says "Leitch"
Clearly this has Balls written all over it.

DeepFriar

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SadJohnson — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:39:52 EDT

And Sarah Jessica Parker spit at a photographer.

SadJohnson

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Doyle McPoyle — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:39:33 EDT

We let one of them star in a horrendous HBO series, what more could they possibly want?

Doyle McPoyle

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:39:22 EDT

Would you say it's time we crack each others heads open and feast on the goo inside?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:39:19 EDT

Not see in the picture...Mike Vick fleeing from the dog, which is fleeing from the horse.

The food chain has clearly been flipped upside down.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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Send It In, Jerome! — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:39:04 EDT

Is this a poster for the new "Sex and the City" picture?

Send It In, Jerome!

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DwayneBoweCoalition — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:38:44 EDT

I think that it's wrong for Leitch to accuse certain horses of not really being horselike, when they refuse to conform to 'expected horse behavior..'

Oh god, oh god no! My blog! The black balls are coming for my blog! I'm being black balled!

DwayneBoweCoalition

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ASox — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:37:28 EDT

That's not a horse...it's Linda Cohn

ASox

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Spaceman Spiff — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:37:02 EDT

Run you stupid fucking dog! RUN!

Spaceman Spiff

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strong like bull smart like tractor — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:36:36 EDT

Jeez, you let the lions ride them one time, and look what happens...

strong like bull smart like tractor

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Nacho Friendly — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:36:06 EDT

It's fun to replace every use of the word "horse" with "Buzz Bissinger".

Nacho Friendly

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Yellow Tail Swine — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:35:31 EDT

Be sure and read my book... Planet of the Horses, due out May 25th.

Yellow Tail Swine