Even A-Rod's Wife Questions Her Husband's Masculinity - Deadspin Comments

Even A-Rod's Wife Questions Her Husband's Masculinity

erinsonb — Tue, 13 May 2008 09:19:17 EDT

did anyone else find it awkward to see arod's wife on the show being all lovey-dovey when we all know he almost definitely cheats on her...?

erinsonb

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kurt9988 — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:29:20 EDT

I would let a man rub my chest if he paid me $27M per year.

kurt9988

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BigSmooth — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:09:35 EDT

You can finish him???

BigSmooth

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tamoko — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:15:47 EDT

@Admore: LOL!

tamoko

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Admore — Wed, 07 May 2008 22:02:22 EDT

Can't a shirtless man get massaged by another shirtless man in the country without someone thinking its queer?

Yes, lots of men are like A-Rod. I don't know which is worse, the A-Rod type or the guy who is getting this awesome dolly shot of his wife's birth canal, while directing her to give him "more".

Admore

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tamoko — Wed, 07 May 2008 13:34:09 EDT

that's just not right... not right at all.

@Human_Cannonball: "You are so much better than the last tranny I had do this"...ROTFL

tamoko

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Human_Cannonball — Tue, 06 May 2008 21:38:46 EDT

Captions:
Phil Mickelson seen in Central Park massaging A-Rod.

Scott Boras doing all he can to get A-Rod back as a client

Frank Costanza, you are magic with those hands

You are so much better than the last tranny I had do this

Human_Cannonball

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Dieter — Tue, 06 May 2008 17:14:01 EDT

@The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History: I was just thinking about David Toma! He spoke one evening at a high school in the same county as mine. I remember our teacher basically gave us this flyer to take to our parents and told us to talk to them about it, which my parents refused to do. They just went...then wouldn't talk about it. Then at school we found out that a few of my classmates went with their folks...but wouldn't talk about it. I thought it was a cult or something.

Dieter

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BklynJace — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:54:59 EDT

Between A-Rod and the White Sox shrine, this should be the busiest day in Dugout history.

BklynJace

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Rbastid — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:08:20 EDT

I don't know how I missed that on Letterman.

And Gyno and having a build chest come out looking differently. People who have Gyno kind of have a pointed chest area and in comes in lumps.

Rbastid

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mp5 — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:52:01 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Oh my God, it's a giant, greasy Alex Rodriguez, run for your lives!!!!!

mp5

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The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:13:34 EDT

@Chareth Cutestory, Maritime Lawyer: When I was in school David Toma gave us a "scared straight" speech. The only problem is we didn't hear much of the anti-drug message - we mostly just looked at each other and whispered "he sure says 'fuck' a lot".

The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History

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CatInThePants — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:49:48 EDT

A-Rod needs to use Old Spice

CatInThePants

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:43:44 EDT

A-rod shows clear signs of man boobs or what is medically called gynecomastia. This occurs when a man has an excessive amount of the female hormone estrogen in his system which can trigger the growth of actual breasts. When testosterone levels are boosted (read: juice) estrogen levels in the body go up too. If an estrogen blocker isn't used, gynecomastia can occur.

They ALL do it!

RachelRayIsTheDevil

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BigTenObsession — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:42:02 EDT

@Chareth Cutestory, Maritime Lawyer:

I spent a lovely summer on Riker's once - I don't see what the problem is.

BigTenObsession

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crazyjoedavola — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:36:54 EDT

Wive's have a very subtle way of exacting their revenge for hotel liasons in Toronto.

crazyjoedavola

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SpandexEnthusiast — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:34:18 EDT

John Daly is not impressed with those pathetic excuses for man boobs

SpandexEnthusiast

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redsoxchick — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:27:24 EDT

@BigRicks: Yeah, if you live in a sitcom.

redsoxchick

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Chareth Cutestory, Maritime Lawyer — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:21:49 EDT

@The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History: The thing is, on the list of messed up stuff that this school did to us, that is by far number three, with two being the completely unnecessary trip to Rikers Island for a scared straight program and the clear number one the speaker who was supposed to talk about his drug addictions but instead went on and on about being raped by one of his classmates as a kid.

Chareth Cutestory, Maritime Lawyer

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the earl of weaver — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:21:21 EDT

I think the most telling portion of the hospital visit was, when given a lollipop to feel better, ARod insisted the doctor check out his licking technique.

the earl of weaver

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BigRicks — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:19:29 EDT

Not to defend A-Rod or anything, but isn't this somewhat common?

BigRicks

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FriendsLikeJimRome — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:19:14 EDT

@Chareth Cutestory, Maritime Lawyer: I know they have some very small cameras, but did you ever stop and wonder how they ran the cable that the camera is attached to? It's not in the picture, so I'm guessing they ran out the poor girl's ass.

FriendsLikeJimRome

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LeagueofShadows — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:17:38 EDT

O AN HE SEXY!!

LeagueofShadows

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jwaves2007 — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:17:12 EDT

That picture is actually a clip from the worst Johnny Quest episode ever.

jwaves2007

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MattMillenFanClub — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:17:07 EDT

I see Arod also removed his Favre jersey.

MattMillenFanClub

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The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:13:59 EDT

@Chareth Cutestory, Maritime Lawyer: Where the hell did you go to high school? Tijuana?

The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History

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Whitey Fisk — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:12:19 EDT

And my mother was like rubbing his back.

ARod prefers a bald man with moobs, but any port in a storm...

Whitey Fisk

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Grib — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:11:50 EDT

So Daulerio - you're telling us A-Rod doesn't handle pressure well.

Grib

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Chareth Cutestory, Maritime Lawyer — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:10:24 EDT

The video they showed us in high school had the double whammy of the birth and the seemingly intrusive inside the woman camera view of the conception....including the money shot.

Chareth Cutestory, Maritime Lawyer

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:09:55 EDT

(damn you nibbles for eating my first comment!)

Come on -- ease up on ARod. He just knows that childbirth is the one time your wife is guaranteed to be occupied for a few hours, and therefore will not walk in on you while you're banging your tranny hooker in the rear.

A Pimp Named DaveR

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dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:08:21 EDT

Reasons Arod is not a true yankee:
-not good in "the clutch"
-had to move to third so he could play
-hits meaningless homeruns
-makes a lot of money
-fainted when his wife hemorrhaged blood, placenta, shit, piss and infant.

/typical.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

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FEAST — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:07:20 EDT

@Phony Gwynn: Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean? To follow A-Rod around?

FEAST

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HIV 2 Elway — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:05:54 EDT

@Phony Gwynn: +1, you've made Carl Sagan proud.
/tries to open the vortex weekly with heady jams

HIV 2 Elway

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Herbies_Wingman — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:05:27 EDT

"Where do babies come from?"

Arod

Herbies_Wingman

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MeSoHornsby — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:05:10 EDT

@Hustler of Culture: You mean boner fuel!

Right, everybody?

MeSoHornsby

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Hustler of Culture — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:04:30 EDT

@Johnny LaRue: Its possible that you are much, much smarter than I

Hustler of Culture

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Arriaga_II — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:03:52 EDT

That photo is actually his mother-in-law rubbing him down at the child-birth.

Arriaga_II

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Bluenatic — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:03:26 EDT

This post is unnecessarily cruel.

/Buzzed

Bluenatic

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Tracy Ham and Eggs — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:01:51 EDT

I saw this movie once. Its all well and good until Rich Garces shows up at the 10 minute mark in chaps and carry a pizza box.

Tracy Ham and Eggs

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Suss-- — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:01:24 EDT

"transcript from an tomorrow night's "YESterdays" show

I'm pretty sure that sentence just tore a hole in the space-time continuum. "

That reminds me. Don't try DVRing "The Today Show," or you might notice family members in your photo album start to fade out.

Suss--

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Stev D — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:01:05 EDT

The Mick would have handled it like a real man and a true Yankee; drunk, violent and absent for long stretches of time.

Stev D

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Kathleen Turner Overdrive — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:59:38 EDT

Why is fat Peter Abraham massaging A-Rod's boobs?

Kathleen Turner Overdrive

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Doyle McPoyle — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:59:05 EDT

It wasn't the birth that made him pass out, he just can't handle seeing a human vagina.

Doyle McPoyle

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:59:02 EDT

After the birth, A-Rod and his wife shared a special moment when they realized his lips were now the same color as a set of hers.

Weed Against Speed

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Stev D — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:58:59 EDT

When the water broke, he put on his SCUBA gear.

Stev D

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Johnny LaRue — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:58:42 EDT

@Hustler of Culture: Barring an unforeseen trophy wife down the road who absolutely insists on procreating, I'm happy to take your word for all this. It was tough enough watching that 90-second 8mm film in eight grade biology.

Johnny LaRue

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:58:35 EDT

What made it even more awkward was that Jose Canseco's child was being born in the next room, and A-Rod kept trying to adopt it.

Gourmet Spud

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:58:27 EDT

And that, friends, is why you should never, ever get caught walking around with a muscular stripper in Toronto.

/fixed

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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Sheepblog — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:57:52 EDT

So I am guessing he did not take a bite out of the afterbirth?

/C. Thomas Howell

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Brazil Thrill — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:56:04 EDT

Epic choke by A-Rod. Did his wife deliver the baby in October?

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:55:53 EDT

Did he get an epidural?

Weed Against Speed

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shea_guevara — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:54:41 EDT

As tough and big as he seems

To who, exactly?

shea_guevara

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Suss-- — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:54:40 EDT

The baby was born with birthmarks in the shape of pinstripes. Needless to say, it was a virgin birth.

Suss--

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Naptown Drew — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:54:26 EDT

"And then he was completely surounded by these male nurses and two of them are wielding anal speculums. I had to remind him to keep his moaning to a whisper as there was now a child in the room."

Naptown Drew

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Phony Gwynn — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:54:22 EDT

transcript from an tomorrow night's "YESterdays" show

I'm pretty sure that sentence just tore a hole in the space-time continuum.

Phony Gwynn

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Hustler of Culture — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:53:40 EDT

@Johnny LaRue: No you won't. Trust me, when its actually happening you're in too much of a zone for that too happen...

Then you spend a few months trying to erase the images from your head...

Hustler of Culture

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FEAST — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:52:05 EDT

'Ohhhmigod! This is totally like Grey's Anatomy! Does this hospital have a Mc Dreamy? Can you please page him? He is my favorite!!!!!!' - a rod

FEAST

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Afino — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:51:17 EDT

In other news, the sun rose in the east.

Afino

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:51:05 EDT

She left out the part where he demanded a rectal epidural.

Gourmet Spud

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Jefferson Short Bus — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:50:15 EDT

I guess this means the kids aren't getting a treehouse, unless Grandma builds it.

Jefferson Short Bus

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Suss-- — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:49:42 EDT

"Alex, this is no time to order quiche."

Suss--

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Johnny LaRue — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:49:21 EDT

I can't crap on the guy too much--I'm sure I'd pass out at the first breach, myself.

Johnny LaRue

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Civil Negligence — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:49:16 EDT

Reverse motor-boating!

Civil Negligence

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UkraineNotWeak — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:48:21 EDT

Ahh. The timeless art of seduction.

UkraineNotWeak

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The Fan’s Attic — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:48:05 EDT

No attention?

That's what happens when you wear a "fuck you" t-shirt to the hospital.

The Fan’s Attic

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Hustler of Culture — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:48:00 EDT

Where is the nightmare fuel tag?

My eyes! De gaggles, de do nuthin!

Hustler of Culture

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SadJohnson — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:47:45 EDT

Was this baby born in October? A-Rod is especially prone to buckling under pressure in the fall.

SadJohnson

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longefellowes — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:46:58 EDT

Well, we always suspected he was the 'girl' in the relationship...

longefellowes

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Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:46:56 EDT

@Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: whoops. I just saw a bunch tits and thought it was really ugly chicks

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

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Its The Beer Talking — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:46:51 EDT

Boy, am I glad I missed that episode of "Mr. Wizard" as a lad.

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BabaOje — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:46:36 EDT

And that, children, is why you always leave a note!

BabaOje

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UkraineNotWeak — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:46:13 EDT

Biff never seems to age.

UkraineNotWeak

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Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:45:32 EDT

no, no

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

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Sherrill-Theory — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:45:23 EDT

@Sherrill-Theory: *your mother.

Dammit.

Sherrill-Theory

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Sherrill-Theory — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:44:56 EDT

"Can we call my mother?"

"Wait until she's finished fucking Clemens."

Sherrill-Theory

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Kccal — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:44:19 EDT

Too many Man Boobs, my eyes are burning!

Kccal