<![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Wed, 07 May 2008 22:56:42 EDT Wed, 07 May 2008 22:56:42 EDT http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5585633 Every parent has had a picture with the kid and a beer in his hand. The key is to teach them to go to the fridge and pull the right one out when you need another.

"Hey boy, dad needs another Miller Lite!"

lilwillie

]]> 11:387911:c5585633 Wed, 07 May 2008 22:56:42 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5573505 @Jen P: The little half cans, tight? We grew up on those and Little Kings 7 ouncers. I remember carying a "King Case" home on my bicycle before I was old enough to drive.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:387911:c5573505 Wed, 07 May 2008 13:47:09 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5572988 I don't see what the big deal is. I drank up until I started kindergarten, and I turned out just fine.

You know those mini cans of Budweiser they used to sell in the '70s (many of you have no clue what I'm talking about)? That was my beverage of choice.

Jen P

]]> 11:387911:c5572988 Wed, 07 May 2008 13:30:25 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5572264

[www.flickr.com]

Is it awful parents day on Deadspin today?

Spaceman Bill Leah

]]> 11:387911:c5572264 Wed, 07 May 2008 13:07:29 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5571808 Smoking, drinking, cranking, snorting!

agamemnon_busmalis

]]> 11:387911:c5571808 Wed, 07 May 2008 12:51:37 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5571708 Wait till you see him in his college years.

CatInThePants

]]> 11:387911:c5571708 Wed, 07 May 2008 12:48:41 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5570955 faux hawk, how about NO hawk? am i right, fellas?

/hangs head in shame

Laser Guided

]]> 11:387911:c5570955 Wed, 07 May 2008 12:23:14 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5570374

what about this lovely Mom?

[www.620wtmj.com]

brendanm14

]]> 11:387911:c5570374 Wed, 07 May 2008 12:01:15 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5569684 Is this video from the new Montana anti-alcohol ads?

metsarethe...

]]> 11:387911:c5569684 Wed, 07 May 2008 11:35:22 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5569170 @Dead Wrestlers Society: Skoal? Too high class for this gentleman. Try Husky.

WayneFontesFanatic

]]> 11:387911:c5569170 Wed, 07 May 2008 11:17:17 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5568491

I've found the perfect girl for him:
[i64.photobucket.com]
And who among us doesn't bob their heads to random music and wave at random girls after a few?

BreakfastBourbon

]]> 11:387911:c5568491 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:51:25 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5568339 At least he's a happy drunk.

Whitey Fisk

]]> 11:387911:c5568339 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:46:15 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5568279 @BigRicks: Yes, but the sound of your hungry baby crying negates any positive effect.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:387911:c5568279 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:43:56 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5568204 @Rick Chandler: Affirmed.

ClueHeywood

]]> 11:387911:c5568204 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:41:40 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5568194 Miller Lite? His mom fucking bathes him in that shit.

BigRicks

]]> 11:387911:c5568194 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:41:17 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5568168 He then threw up all over himself and repeatedly called Minney Mouse on his plastic Disney characters phone.

PermanentInjuredReserve

]]> 11:387911:c5568168 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:40:04 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5568161 @The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History: How would the kid ever find out about that? His dad refuses to let him read Deadspin - way too trashy.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:387911:c5568161 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:39:57 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5568160 Come to think of it, I was always told Pedialyte was a great cure for hangovers.

BigRicks

]]> 11:387911:c5568160 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:39:52 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5568118 Mullets, mohawks, and underage drinking -- that clan is just begging to get popped by a foul line drive.

PenskeMaterial

]]> 11:387911:c5568118 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:38:21 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5568108 Why is this kid drinking what appears to be Miller Lite or Bud Light when he could be drinking refreshing, frost-brewed Coors Light out of a vented can?

Dumbass.

The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History

]]> 11:387911:c5568108 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:37:55 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5568104 It's really that tv commercial day trader baby. He lost his ass in pacifier futures earlier that day. Drowning his sorrows.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> 11:387911:c5568104 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:37:33 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5568068 @ClueHeywood: +1 if that's a Back to the Future reference.

Rick Chandler

]]> 11:387911:c5568068 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:36:22 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5568023 The kid clearly becomes more outgoing after emptying the bottle, even dancing at one point. I bet he needed some Baby Advil the next morning...

Barry Lutz

]]> 11:387911:c5568023 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:34:43 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5568010 Anne Geddes just got a terrific idea.

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:387911:c5568010 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:34:22 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567973 "Have you ever seen a drunk baby? Suffice to say, it turns out that, at first, it's... it's endearing to watch them bounce off of the walls, but man... you take your eyes off them for one second... and bam! They got a bucket on their head, and they're plowing right through your brand new flat screen TV."

/fears that the finale will be just like the rest of the season and be absolutely horrific

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> 11:387911:c5567973 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:32:44 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567961 Better get used to those bars, kid.

ClueHeywood

]]> 11:387911:c5567961 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:31:56 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567942 Well, Stewie Griffin does it and he's a genius. If it's good enough for Stewie, it's good enough for my baby.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:387911:c5567942 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:31:20 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567925 I'd venture to say that any parent who would let their baby play with an empty AND give them a dashing faux hawk is probably a lot like mine...

7-8 Deville

]]> 11:387911:c5567925 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:30:37 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567887 @David Hume:
You don't know if he's been toilet trained yet


1_win_per_arrest

]]> 11:387911:c5567887 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:28:49 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567858 In about 15 years this video will be known as "Exhibit A"

Carmen McFanzone

]]> 11:387911:c5567858 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:27:55 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567845 How did it come to this? I'm stuck at this bullshit minor (!!) league game, My mom is always up my ass, my dad is a fucking moron and my old lady just ran off with Johnny and his flashy tricycle. Looks like its just you and me now, friend.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> 11:387911:c5567845 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:27:39 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567786 The best part is, he won't have so far to bend over when he prays to the porcelain god. Less puke splatter, you know?

David Hume

]]> 11:387911:c5567786 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:25:21 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567749 The good news is that the kid can use his alphabet blocks to spell "more beer please".

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:387911:c5567749 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:24:22 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567747 Look, underage kids drinking beer without a permit!

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> 11:387911:c5567747 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:24:17 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567714 In my day we ate glue, and that was more than enough to catch a buzz. This world is going to hell.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:387911:c5567714 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:23:13 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567629 What else do you expect him to do on his night off from the sequin mine?

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:387911:c5567629 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:20:47 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567614 @Civil Negligence: He needs to get his drink on.

LightsOut

]]> 11:387911:c5567614 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:20:10 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567613 Must have been all out of that lemonade at the concession stands.

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:387911:c5567613 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:20:09 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567591 @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: @HIV 2 Elway: @Magnakai Haaskivi: Leaving Chris Henry out of this one? Maybe it is too easy.

Burning River

]]> 11:387911:c5567591 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:19:37 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567592 "You know kids'z gonna drank. And if'n he's gunna drank, ah wunt'm tuh do it in fronta me, so's he can learn how to do it thuh raht way. An I can be thar to drive'm back to the trailer where's he can sleep it off proper."

hockalees

]]> 11:387911:c5567592 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:19:37 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567584 the funny thing is that the kid drinking beer has as many teeth in his mouth as his parents do.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> 11:387911:c5567584 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:19:16 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567583 Big sporting week for the kid. First, the Kentucky Derby and then a minor league baseball game.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:387911:c5567583 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:19:14 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567574 I'd like to be this kid's wingman

Herbies_Wingman

]]> 11:387911:c5567574 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:18:55 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567568 Mickey Mantle > Mickey Mouse

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> 11:387911:c5567568 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:18:45 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567563 While I don't see the big deal is about David Eckstein drinking a beer, I'm more concerned as to why he's in the stands and not at shortstop.

Suss--

]]> 11:387911:c5567563 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:18:33 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567552 Look, Curtis Pride's favorite station!

WiserTime

]]> 11:387911:c5567552 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:18:11 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567537 During the field sobriety test, he kept trying to put the rectangle block in the round hole. That's always a dead giveaway.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:387911:c5567537 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:17:28 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567523 @MattinglysSideburns:

Nice. +1.

Afino

]]> 11:387911:c5567523 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:16:41 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567518 Josh Hancock approves from beyond.

JoeyBellesGPS

]]> 11:387911:c5567518 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:16:29 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567499 Those officers should be on the...lookout for this kind of thing.

EddieRebel

]]> 11:387911:c5567499 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:15:52 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567490 The kid's underage? Matt Leinart approves.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> 11:387911:c5567490 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:15:35 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567486 @HIV 2 Elway: Chewy's into boys, now? Don't tell his priest.

... I mean, do tell his priest.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:387911:c5567486 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:15:23 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567460 I think this might be some of Brian Bosworth's parent's old home movies.

sassydeerrun

]]> 11:387911:c5567460 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:14:39 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567429 At least it's more nourishing than suckling on A-Rod's man teat.

GoldManGold

]]> 11:387911:c5567429 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:13:13 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567426 Good to see that the dad/step dad/ momma's boyfriend or whatever he is was sporting a mullett. I would have never seen that one coming.

And I hope that the kid wasn't driving.

jwaves2007

]]> 11:387911:c5567426 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:13:08 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567423 William Ligue III

Sandburgh

]]> 11:387911:c5567423 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:13:04 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567419 C'mon! The father just didn't realize that the beer had alcohol in it.

[www.freep.com]

twoeightnine

]]> 11:387911:c5567419 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:13:00 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567404 Pearl?

Civil Negligence

]]> 11:387911:c5567404 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:12:28 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567397 not pictured: his drunk baby-girlfriend passed out on the concrete

MattMillenFanClub

]]> 11:387911:c5567397 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:12:10 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567386 He was just making a run at the 9, 9, 9 and 9: 9 beer, 9 apple slices, 9 diaper changes, 9 innings.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:387911:c5567386 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:11:39 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567384 That kid was so wasted, he didn't even piss his pants.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:387911:c5567384 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:11:38 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567382 "Hey Kid! You look good with that beer bottle in your hand. Kind of sophisticated."

Arriaga_II

]]> 11:387911:c5567382 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:11:36 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567377 That must be one hell of a fake ID.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:387911:c5567377 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:11:25 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567378

Lightweight! Throw that thing back, junior! Like my boy here:

Dana Altman > Chris Lowery

]]> Chris Lowery]]> 11:387911:c5567378 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:11:25 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567340 At least the father didn't share his Skoal with the kid.

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: if the kid's name starts with K, go with Clemens.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> 11:387911:c5567340 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:10:03 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567328 Somewhere, a banjo plays and a redneck gets redder.

sassydeerrun

]]> 11:387911:c5567328 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:09:37 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567323 The kid is hilariously cute. Especially when he starts telling everyone "I love you man.....no, seriously, I love you, man."

Dan Levy

]]> 11:387911:c5567323 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:09:27 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567312 Have you seen that baby's pacifier? It's just a crack rock stuck to a Boone's Farm bottle cap.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:387911:c5567312 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:08:58 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567311 Drew Barrymore thinks this kid is a late bloomer.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> 11:387911:c5567311 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:08:57 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567294 @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: I'd go with Mark Chmura.

HIV 2 Elway

]]> 11:387911:c5567294 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:08:15 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567284 "Hewwo. My name is Gweg-o-wee, and I am a al-ko-how-lic."

"Hello, Gregory."

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:387911:c5567284 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:07:49 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567253 I can't decide is this more of a Karl Malone joke situation or Roger Clemens?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> 11:387911:c5567253 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:06:35 EDT <![CDATA[Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless]]> http://deadspin.com/387911/babys-first-breathalyzer-exam-priceless#c5567248 It's Pearl the Landlord. I wondered where she had been hiding

1_win_per_arrest

]]> 11:387911:c5567248 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:06:26 EDT