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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Wed, 07 May 2008 13:31:48 EDT

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

dismalScientist — Wed, 07 May 2008 12:55:14 EDT

Jose Guillen had some sick, sick throws from right while he was with the Bucco's in 3 Rivers. Pretty sure he gunned a dude from right near the wall tagging up from second. Maybe it's just weird to see a center fielder with an arm.

dismalScientist

BaBaBooey — Wed, 07 May 2008 12:23:36 EDT

@BaBaBoey: On that note, isn't it curious that Ankiel can throw a strike from the warning track but couldn't throw one from 60'6?

BaBaBooey

BaBaBooey — Wed, 07 May 2008 12:22:27 EDT

The ball travels better in altitude.

BaBaBooey

Thundercracker — Wed, 07 May 2008 11:25:34 EDT

its too bad I refuse to watch ESPN anymore, those highlights would have been fun to watch

Thundercracker

thefuseproject — Wed, 07 May 2008 11:11:01 EDT

I'm guessing Will needed some "alone time" after watching that video.

thefuseproject

Chones_Chonies — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:57:18 EDT

I thought this was "sports news without access, favor, or discretion".

- Buzz

Chones_Chonies

The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:53:13 EDT

Big deal. It's not like he was trying to throw out Sid Bream or anything.

-B. Bonds

The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History

UkraineNotWeak — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:49:09 EDT

It's Ankiel Porn Day at Deadspin this Wednesday.

UkraineNotWeak

Carmen McFanzone — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:48:25 EDT

@Doyle McPoyle:

And it explains how the throws got to third base so quickly. I'd like to see him try that in Miami.

Carmen McFanzone

MitchKayak — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:44:01 EDT

@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: that makes baby jesus cry.

MitchKayak

Doyle McPoyle — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:43:11 EDT

Well, it was at Coors Field, so I'm sure literally dozens of people saw it live.

Doyle McPoyle

Phony Gwynn — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:42:20 EDT

Holy Great Hose Batman!

Phony Gwynn

ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:42:13 EDT

Golf clap.

@MitchKayak: Will then SPONTANEOUSLY ORGASMED FOR 2 HOURS.
/Fixed.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:41:51 EDT

@MitchKayak: "Holding his Ankiel figurine"... isn't a euphemism for anything, is it?

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

PenskeMaterial — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:41:41 EDT

There's a guy on my softball team who can fire a strike from the straightaway center field wall to the plate, every time. But like Ankiel, he does tons and tons of HGH.

PenskeMaterial

MitchKayak — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:38:40 EDT

will then kissed his ankiel poster and slept in his ankiel jersey holding his ankiel figurine.

MitchKayak

Marth — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:38:33 EDT

Coincidentally, Steve Blass had a wonderful post-baseball career as a javelin thrower.

Marth

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:37:31 EDT

pshaw! I've seen Jacque Jones make half that throw before

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

Paul Zuvella — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:37:19 EDT

Maybe Ankiel should have been pitching from the outfield all along.

Paul Zuvella

TomahawkFlop — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:36:55 EDT

2 words....Day-UM

TomahawkFlop

Secret Identity — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:36:53 EDT

the fuck is a ankeil

Secret Identity

BradLee — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:36:12 EDT

No wonder he had all those wild pitches. He was standing too close to the plate.

BradLee