<![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: And get Ufford in trouble again ?

Bearcat44

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> @MattinglysSideburns:

Leafs had a COACH? wow, that makes their play a thousand times worse

Thundercracker

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> @The Fan's Attic: He had to pull down his shorts before they could see that he was wearing a bra? How low were his man-boobs drooping?

Creepy Old Man

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> @FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns is the anti-Christ according to B...: You mean she's not still collecting royalties from "The Chase"?

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Such class to provide us that link. Makes up for you screen-name*.

*Which is awesome.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> Jimmy Durante wants you to stop Photoshopping him into your stories.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> How do you not use the nightmare fuel tag when you use that picture?

ChitownChick

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> I didn't know Martin Lawrence was a track coach

1_win_per_arrest

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> This never would have happened if "Poppy" Vincent had read W.C. Heinz.

Bluenatic

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> @pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: This guy better call the "Sex Talk" lady this weekend. It's her final show.

[www.cnn.com]

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> If that van's a' rockin'.....

The Teufel Shuffle

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> whitesnake moan

MenaceIISobriety

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> Mike Cooper is intrigued and wishes to subscribe to Poppy Vincent's newsletter.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: anytime is a good time for that.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> Don't all 8th grade gym teachers do the same thing?

Or was that just at my school...

Steve Perry Solo Project

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]>

Mentioning high school track gives grounds for a link to a picture of Allison Stokke.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> Old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be...

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> Vincent was arrested just before 4 p.m., after pulling down his pants and revealing a pair of floral panties. The encounter escalated when Vincent exposed himself and asked the officer to call him big Poppy.

/Ortiz'd

Mr. Soul

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> Jan-Michael "Poppy" Vincent?

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> Floral panties, ay, there's the rub.
Hamlet Act III Scene I

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> Among the countless reasons why you shouldn't pursue a career in sports: The sports pages will always consider what you do news, even if you haven't worked in sports in years and find yourself arrested for something that has nothing to do with sports. Once a news item, always a news item.*

*Unless you're a man, and currently employed by TWWL in which case all indiscretions will then be overlooked and kept underwraps.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> How many are we talkin?

undercover cops? my whole life? I dunno, 20,30...

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> Great, now all I'm going to see is this guy's ugly face when I put on my floral panties and bra every morning.

MeSoHornsby

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> He just has a wide stance!

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> @Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0:

Onanism?

Whitey Fisk

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> @The Fan's Attic: learning he is 74 and seeing the picture just gave me all kinds of nightmare fuel

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> Give the guy a break. He was just warming up for his javelin toss.

phillas

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> at least wear something lacy if you wanna feel pretty, coach.

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> Additional research reveals that:

The report also states the coach then pulled down his shorts "exposing floral panties" and "wearing a woman's bra."

[www.woai.com]

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> @Tebow2007: Well played.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> The undercover cop wasn't his first choice, but Dudley from "Diff'rent Strokes" is grown and unemployed.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> shoud have been you, Gordon Jump

Tebow2007

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> The book of dudeyourrubbingonme

Paul Zuvella

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> I don't think it's right that Leitch makes fun of old people who aren't acting like "typical old people."

I'M CALLING NPR

DwayneBoweCoalition

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> Yet, he's still had a better week than Tim Duncan.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> Pepper Jack love the Fraggle Rock

/sunny'd

cowbell204

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> Threadjack/

Leafs shitcanned Maurice.

/Threadjack

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> I bet the floral panties had snaps down the side so, like track pants, he could rip them off with a flourish.

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> Officer: Excuse me sir, but those are floral panties, aren't they?

Vincent: Depends.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> @HebrewHammer: good one.

@The Fan's Attic: Fuck you gawker server.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> dad?

Thundercracker

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> @Arriaga_II: depends.

/here all week

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> The encounter escalated when Vincent exposed himself.

I bet it did.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> clearly Uncle Junior just lost his glasses and was bumping into things because he couldn't see

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> He couldn't find the passage in the Bible about how exposing yourself is a sin because some of the pages were stuck together.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> This man is fit for Catholic priesthood.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> @Arriaga_II: Looks like Poppy's a little sloppy.

WayneFontesFanatic

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> @HIV 2 Elway: or get one of his field buddies to stab the dude with a javelin?

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> The encounter escalated when Vincent exposed himself.

That's not the only thing that escalated. Hey now.

HebrewHammer

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> @UkraineNotWeak: mmmm. gummy venus

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> I guess rubbing is just for racing.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> Grandpa Poppy?

Nocturnal emissions

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> Floral panties? Everyone knows those are so out right now.

/jezzie'ed

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> Sir, you have your Proverbs on my Psalms.

sassydeerrun

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> Joel Brodsky thinks he just needed to try posing as an ESPN analyst. That gets tons of high school ass.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> Poppy hasn't been in this much trouble since Jerry called in the health inspector on him.

André Roussimoff

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> What they don't mention is that the undercover cop was dressed as a tree. Leave the guy alone.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> Former track coach? Why didn't he run away?

HIV 2 Elway

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> You should see how Popovich celebrates wins!

Girls Love the Duck

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> He did it at 4pm? Not even under the cover of darkness? That dude is bold.

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> That photo reminds me of Homer S: Portrait of an Ass Grabber.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> @Detective Bunk: +3

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> The Corinthians always get me a touch hot and bothered as well. Can't blame the guy.

asliceofbacon

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> What the heck was Buzz Bissinger doing in McAllister Park in his panties?

blackaces

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> Poppy was in the woods with a bible and floral panties. Whats the big deal?

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> I'll show you mine if you show me yours

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> I find sexual experiences involving The Bible to be the most pleasurable.

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> E5Rod: JOO DON EVEN KNOW FLORAL PANTIES ARE SOOO SEXY

Nationalcoholic

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> Earl 5:19 "And then he rubbeth himself on an undercover Roman and was thrown from the community. For whosoever weareth the floral panties seeks not justice, but just a little snuggling."

Detective Bunk

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> But he was holding a bible!

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> Wow, Kristy Swanson needs to get better gigs...

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> Yes, No

Herbies_Wingman

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> Did Poppy pee his car seat?

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[Old Track Coaches Don't Die ... But They Don't Fade Away Either]]> ASSSSSSSS TO ASSSSSSSSSS

DennyCrane

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