<![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Greg Lloyd applauds his parenting techniques.

kevinarnoldkilleddjtanner

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Listen America, I'm not saying it's right but sometimes you got to take drastic action with these kids nowadays... TWO? WTF??

Juggernaut

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Elijah Dukes is taking notes...

Nocturnal emissions

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> TWO! The kid is TWO! The idea that a two year old child would need to be "toughened up" is absolutely insane. I'm proudly raising mine to be a sissy, just like his dear old dad.

benschon

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> @Gourmet Spud: No Happy Fun Ball?

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> @RachelRayIsTheDevil: Neither. He just wants to blame the plastic bag makers.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> he was just auditioning his family for SuperNanny

SpandexEnthusiast

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Bryan Leitch hog-tying his kids and throwing them in the lake? I can't see it.

Adam Graves, on the other hand...

(What? Somebody had to make the old Rangers joke.)

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> "Scott's defense: He was trying to help the kid by teaching him how to get the bag off his head."

Sounds like every pedophile caught in a chat room sting who was just trying to teach those kids that there are dangerous people on the Internet. And probably just as successful.

Rickey_Fitts

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Who's defense will the Rev. Al Sharpton rush to at his 5:00 presser? The dad or the kid? Tough decision big Al

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> @Gourmet Spud: I believe that was the Johnny Spaceman Suit he gave him.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> hey we don't know the whole story here, perhaps there was a television show with "footage we weren't meant to see" on and Derion is a stickler for the rules.....or he's a fucking psychopath.

Thundercracker

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Deadspin helping to show sports fans they are not the worst parents.

HugsFromHarold

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> See, THIS is what happens when you don't put those "This plastic bag is not a toy" and "Beware of choking hazard" on plastic bags.

Poor Darrion. This is just like that guy with the Mike's Hard Lemonade.

ArmansCopyOfSwank

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Darrien Scott just blew right by Dr. Spock with a bull rush...

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> If this was Ben Roethlisberger, we'd all be blaming the kid right now. But the most offensive part is that you don't even realize you're doing it. For shame, you bigots!

ExpensiveShirt

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Betcha the whole double dong thing doesn't look so bad now does it Minnesota.

Besides, everyone knows you cut a hole in the plastic bag, so they don't actually suffocate. Amateurs

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Thirty years from now, a phone call will eminate from the Scott household that goes something like this:

Yes, ma'am. I've killed Darrion Scott with a lawnmower blade. Yes, ma'am, I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks in the head with it. That second one just plum near cut his head in two...

Evgeni Merkin

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Cashier: "You want paper or plastic?"

Darrion: "Um, Uh"

Kid: "Daddy can we go home now, I'm tired and hungry?"

Darrion: "Better make it plastic."

DumpsterDining

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> This must have taken place during "Bring Your Son to The Brink of Death Day."

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Can they seriously not tell the difference between a bruise and a burn?

Artie Fufkin

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Invisible Pedestrian is still a popular Halloween costume as well.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Man, this guy couldn't father his way out of a plastic bag ...

McNutty

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> C'mon now people...he was just preparing for what to do in a terrorist attack. Some dry cleaning bags and duct tape and that anthrax isn't a worry...

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Why doesn't he get any credit for being a father involved in a childs life. He could of just abandoned his parental duties. When this kid gets older he will appreciate having a father around to choke him.

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> @Gourmet Spud:

Teddy Chainsaw Bear is a better product.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: Actually, I think he lives right down the street from me. Tell him to jump in Purgatory Creek instead (Lake Minnetonka is too nice for this asshat).

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> To his credit, he was born in West Virginia. They normally put the kids in plastic bags right after the birth.

sharknut

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Purple People Eaters: The New Class.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Adventures in Child Rearing by Michael Jackson
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JoeyPorterAle

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Still better than Chris Benoit.

+ Watch video

CharlesBronsonPinchot

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> This is all a huge misunderstanding. All Scott wanted to do was fully flesh out the Gary Condit/Chandra Levy story he was explaining to his boy.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> E. Buzz Miller and the Bag o' Glass say "right on."

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> @BabyGorilla: +1

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Trying to kill a child is just too sickening to even try to make a joke about.

Spaceman Bill Leah

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> I see he is getting his parenting tips from Kige Ramsey's pappy.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> @FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns is the anti-Christ according to B...: Tell him to purify himself in the waters of Lake Minnetoka, maybe?

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Yorkshireman 1: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves.
Yorkshireman 2: But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Rear joke twins!

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Jesus Christ, he also reared the kid? Sick!

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> I was just demonstrating how the real killer probably did it.

-OJ

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> @Gourmet Spud: +1 Best. Skit. Ever

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> @Doyle McPoyle: Well, dammit

Werewolf Barmitzvah

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Michael Hutchence is unimpressed

Werewolf Barmitzvah

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Michael Hutchence's dad just wishes he was so prudent.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Thats really irresponsible of him. He should have used a reusable cloth sack instead of a plastic bag, much better for the environment.

André Roussimoff

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> For those who are interested...Mr. Scott's published phone number would appear to be (952) 681-7740. Give him a call and say hello.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Just rub some dirt on him. He'll be fine. Pussy!

El Gato en mis Pantalones

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Did he go to the bathroom on mommy's dishes?

/Bad Santa'd
//seriously, this is a fucked up story

Hubert Humphrey Methadone

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> "The nature of today's parenting places a high premium on ...factors such as the ability to quickly obtain information from children and their sponsors ... [t]his new paradigm renders obsolete Geneva's strict limitations on child rearing..."

/Alberto Gonzalez'd

ClueHeywood

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Travis Henry and Shawn Kemp think that Scott is a genius.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> @UkraineNotWeak: I hate to travel because my dad used to beat me with a globe.

BabyGorilla

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Darrion Scott's actions piss the shit out of me.

MeSoHornsby

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> You can carry these lessons over to women, the plastic bag is the third step after putting the bag over your head in case the bag on her head falls off.

BabyGorilla

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Reminds me of the time Dad buried me alive to teach me not to be afraid of the dark.

Good times. Good times.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> I can't believe he sacked his own son.

Sucko-T

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> @Schluby: "Next time, beat your kids with a sock full of oranges. Doesn't leave a bruise and let's them know who's boss."

[pulls belt out of loops]

What Would Kornheiser Do?

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> In all fairness, Scott did leave a gun on the nightstand so the kid could even the playing field.

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]>

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After he threw you in the pond, did he polish off a sixer of Natty Ice?

Bobby_Big_Wheel

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> And that was Merle Haggard, with his latest hit..."I Kiss My Sweetie With My Fist".

Evgeni Merkin

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Might the worst thing a VIking has done recently, and that's saying something.

SlickBomb

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> For his kid's birthday, Scott bought him Johnny Switchblade and Bag O' Glass.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> @asliceofbacon: But he's not thrilled about a potential challenger to his 17-minute breath-holding record.

Hubert Humphrey Methadone

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Buckeye!

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Could have been worse. Could have taken his kid on the Viking's daddy-child spring cruise.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> He also tied a porkchop around the child's neck so the dog would play with him. That kid gets no respect I tell ya, no respect at all.

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> So my dad cutting the hand brake cable on my ten-speed and telling me helmets were for girls was a "teaching moment"? Wow. I always thought my dad hated me, this changes everything!

Laser Guided

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> WE. ARE. SPARTANS!

Mmole

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> "You should try the wrapping thing before you have the kids. Trust me."

- Travis Henry

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> to be fair, that's actually taught in child development class at tOSU

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> He was going to suffocate the boy and then say a white woman did it.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> No, no, it's only bad parenting if he's doing that to discipline the child. Scott was being a good father and sharing his love of autoeroticasphyxiation with his son. Sort of a modern day "birds and the bees" talk.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> "I wouldn't hit a child, but I'd choke the shit out of one!"

-Chris Rock'ed

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> that kid is going to be great in the "get bag off head little league"

MattMillenFanClub

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> tough love man, tough love

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Blogs are devoted to cruelty towards Bryan Leitch. When will we wake up and stop giving Deadspin a free pass?

Pete Gaines

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Somewhere, David Blaine is glad his parenting tactics are catching on.

asliceofbacon

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> I was just trying to teach a coming-of-age girl about her femininity

/Karl Malone

HockeyMountain

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> This is just like that time...

futuremrsrickankiel

]]> <![CDATA[Well, That's One Way To Inspire A Child]]> Your honor, I was just trying to help Ms. McCready learn how to fend off potential rapists.

-- Roger Clemens.

LeNoceur

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