<![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Thu, 08 May 2008 14:22:41 EDT Thu, 08 May 2008 14:22:41 EDT http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5597498 @new_commentator: Seriously. I actually hadn't read deadspin in like a month, and I come back and this is the first thing I read. Sheesh.

Viva_Delmon

]]> 11:388043:c5597498 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:22:41 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5592648 months-long whaling voyage

Reminds me of my college years.

JoeyPorterAle

]]> 11:388043:c5592648 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:50:38 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5592365 @Viva_Delmon:
It's filthy horseshit!


new_commentator

]]> 11:388043:c5592365 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:41:19 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5586275 Fuck it. I'm just not going to read Deadspin on Wednesdays in the hope that my little protest might spawn a movement that gets rid of this stupid shit.

Yes, I realize that it is stupid to come into the post to bitch about the post, but this is ridiculous. Every single thing Weintraub writes is beyond awful, yet he keeps getting to write, presumably just because he writes for Slate.

DeMeco Shall Inherit The Earth

]]> 11:388043:c5586275 Wed, 07 May 2008 23:56:31 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5585189 I know I'm coming here late, but I just have to add this to the record..

It stinks!

/The Critic

Nationalcoholic

]]> 11:388043:c5585189 Wed, 07 May 2008 22:21:38 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5583688 The comments for these posts always slay me, I say let it live.

The Sports Hernia

]]> 11:388043:c5583688 Wed, 07 May 2008 20:38:50 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5581816 Leave the parody to Yankovic, Weintraub. This is filth or horseshit. I can't tell which.

Viva_Delmon

]]> 11:388043:c5581816 Wed, 07 May 2008 18:43:23 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5581535 EPIC FAIL!

Weintraub sucks at internet.

Silky John-STON!

]]> 11:388043:c5581535 Wed, 07 May 2008 18:28:35 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5581251 Somehow reading this made my ears bleed.

Fat-Fat

]]> 11:388043:c5581251 Wed, 07 May 2008 18:13:06 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5580999 Is this because Peter Gammons and John Kruk are doing that stupid old-time commercial?

If so, I'd like to change my vote earlier today from "disapprove" to "the MOST disapproved."

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> 11:388043:c5580999 Wed, 07 May 2008 18:01:53 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5580987 This is pure poppycock.

LenPasquarelli'sStretchMarks

]]> 11:388043:c5580987 Wed, 07 May 2008 18:01:29 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5580808 How does this feature keep getting posted? Putting it nicely, this was perhaps funnier in concept than in excecution. Putting it meanly, (is that even a word?) it sucks more dick than Tom Cruise on extacy in a Turkish bath house.

Uecker Seats

]]> 11:388043:c5580808 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:53:16 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579993 @PeteJayhawk: Has anyone pointed out that this isn't even "purple prose"? Stilted, sure. Purple? Nope.

thetaxman

]]> 11:388043:c5579993 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:19:34 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579969 hey weintraub... i don't know if you've heard... but you suck.

Upshaws Leash

]]> 11:388043:c5579969 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:18:46 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579822 @Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price:

Busted!

@Weed Against Speed:

Your comment was like a ceiling fan circulating around the room. Refreshing.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:388043:c5579822 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:13:43 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579817 Over/under on average paragraphs read: 3 1/2

I quit at Edgar wrent-a-wreck. I tried, I really did, even using that old-timey Simpsons voice (it DID make it go quicker!), but to no avail.

Barry White Stripes, Office LW

]]> 11:388043:c5579817 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:13:33 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579760 @PeteJayhawk: Yeah, I thought of that, but I got her late and all of the low hanging fruit had been taken.

Yostal

]]> 11:388043:c5579760 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:11:48 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579730 Does anyone read this?

2ndBase

]]> 11:388043:c5579730 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:10:55 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579719 To take a page from the fellas' playbook...

YES!!!!!

Becky_MI

]]> 11:388043:c5579719 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:10:36 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579718 @Gourmet Spud: Jesus Christ. I guess your comment from over 5 months ago really stuck with me.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:388043:c5579718 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:10:33 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579708 @Gourmet Spud: No I'm not!

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

]]> 11:388043:c5579708 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:10:16 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579702 @Secret Identity: is that the old or the current SSW?

Also Weintraub for D-HoF!

HugsFromHarold

]]> 11:388043:c5579702 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:10:02 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579691 @Gourmet Spud:

So Weed can be Chuck Palahniuk.

Secret Identity

]]> 11:388043:c5579691 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:09:31 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579679 Does this have a half naked Granderson running in water? No? Then I'm not interested.

SA

]]> 11:388043:c5579679 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:09:08 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579656 @Weed Against Speed: @Secret Identity:

I think Weed Against Speed is Gourmet Spud, Secret Identity and 60% of MYFO:

[deadspin.com]

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:388043:c5579656 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:08:15 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579609 Pat Jordan think you are a pussy Weintraub

Chaunceyshammy

]]> 11:388043:c5579609 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:07:03 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579585 Goddamn, that was just about as painful as the game itself.

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:388043:c5579585 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:06:14 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579548 @Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price:

If America were dumbed down from the purple prose days, we would not be walking upright any longer.

jwaves2007

]]> 11:388043:c5579548 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:04:43 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579538 It's a dirty, dirty trick to put Granderson at the top of a post like this. I almost got suckered into reading it...

Russkiejedi

]]> 11:388043:c5579538 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:04:23 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579536 @Gourmet Spud:

Or is it possible that all this time I have been both Secret Identity and Gourmet Spud, darting around censors and bosses like Ed Norton and Brad Pitt?

Oooh, shotgun Brad Pitt.

Secret Identity

]]> 11:388043:c5579536 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:04:17 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579529 Does anyone else get the impression that Weintraub is some sort of masochist that reads the comments on his SSW and Purple Prose posts while having his balls electrocuted?

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:388043:c5579529 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:04:07 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579526 Try reading it in the voice of the old-timey radio announcer from "The Simpsons" - not only is it more enjoyable, you'll read it in about half the time.

Hubert Humphrey Methadone

]]> 11:388043:c5579526 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:04:00 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579489 I just have to interject here. I think you're full of shit.

DennyCrane

]]> 11:388043:c5579489 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:02:47 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579477 Suck all you want, but at least suck correctly.

Ladies...

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:388043:c5579477 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:02:16 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579458 "Just-So Joe"?

This feature is now an "approve".

/blatant homerism

Hubert Humphrey Methadone

]]> 11:388043:c5579458 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:01:43 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579439 I think this feature is full of shit and it is dumbing down America.

/Buzz'd

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

]]> 11:388043:c5579439 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:00:56 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579434 @crazyjoedavola: Were this the case, any mention of modern day players would also be a no-no. Godspeed, Mr. Weintraub.

CIALIS COOPER

]]> 11:388043:c5579434 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:00:43 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579398 @Secret Identity:

Jinx! Now you can't comment until someone reveals your Secret Identity.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:388043:c5579398 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:59:25 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579394 @Yostal: I don't know. Has anyone pointed out that writing in "purple prose" is generally considered a bad thing?

PeteJayhawk

]]> 11:388043:c5579394 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:59:20 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579370 Assassination of the Archduke references are totally played out. I would have preferred an S.M. Kirov reference myself.

Chuck Knoblockhead

]]> 11:388043:c5579370 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:58:40 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579321 Can I get a ruling here? If you are writing in the style of old time baseball, would not references to area codes and stun guns be out of bounds.

Suck all you want, but at least suck correctly.

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:388043:c5579321 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:57:15 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579292 Y'know, weintraub is German for wine grape. Kinda makes you think.

amorphous

]]> 11:388043:c5579292 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:56:19 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579259 @new_commentator: You're with me, nylon?

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:388043:c5579259 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:55:10 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579254 @Gourmet Spud: @Secret Identity:

I hate you Toronto lawyers.

Secret Identity

]]> 11:388043:c5579254 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:54:53 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579245 Has anyone pointed out that area codes as we know them didn't exist until 1951?

[/one of my many levels of geekery.]

Yostal

]]> 11:388043:c5579245 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:54:31 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579246 Maybe Weintraub can live-blog the Negro League draft in "purple prose". That might actually be worth reading.*

* - it won't.

Secret Identity

]]> 11:388043:c5579246 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:54:31 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579209 Yikes, all the ridiculous nicknames. Was this written by 1920s-era Chris Berman?

new_commentator

]]> 11:388043:c5579209 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:53:27 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579196 Justin "Loonie" Morneau's shrieker plated a tally in the fourth innings

This sounds vaguely dirty, which made it slightly interesting. But only slightly.

Jen P

]]> 11:388043:c5579196 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:53:06 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579178 They stun-gunned the tigers-don't tase me bro.

Please for the love of fuck make it stop. If this was war, we would have some kind of congressional hearing to ban the use of purple prose/ssw and all things Wientraub. Please just leave us alone.

jwaves2007

]]> 11:388043:c5579178 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:52:35 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579177 Will Mr. Weintraub be live-blogging the Negro League draft in Purple Prose?

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:388043:c5579177 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:52:33 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579169 @Afino: I always found it weird that D12 rapped a song devoted to Nexium. I mean, anything that takes away gastric reflux is a great thing, but it deserves its own song?

HebrewHammer

]]> 11:388043:c5579169 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:52:19 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579167 @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: It is dense, I'll give you that.

Spectacular Sam

]]> 11:388043:c5579167 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:52:18 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579141 @Spectacular Sam: Hardly, Spec-Sam. Hardly.

I love dense prose.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:388043:c5579141 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:51:21 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579111 "This sucked!"

-WC Heinz

Gus Johnson's Cardiologist

]]> 11:388043:c5579111 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:50:22 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579101 You know, just because the web offers an unlimited amount of space doesn't mean that we should just vomit words all over the place.

Jen P

]]> 11:388043:c5579101 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:50:07 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579080 The Coward of Camera County

Nicely done.

thetaxman

]]> 11:388043:c5579080 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:49:39 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579073 @Agamemnon Busmalis:
I like to Learn

/as far as I could get




BigJimSlade

]]> 11:388043:c5579073 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:49:32 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579074 @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: If you say so. Are you just taking the opposite opinion because your producer said you had to?

/Cold Horn Pizza Take

Spectacular Sam

]]> 11:388043:c5579074 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:49:32 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579053 @HebrewHammer:

They prefer purple pills.

Afino

]]> 11:388043:c5579053 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:48:50 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579039 I don't get it.

Jen P

]]> 11:388043:c5579039 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:48:26 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579025 I enjoy having my middle sack pilfered.

/made it that far

agamemnon_busmalis

]]> 11:388043:c5579025 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:48:12 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5579003 So Rex Banner was able to stop the bootleggers then?

name_goes_here

]]> 11:388043:c5579003 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:47:35 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5578988 @HebrewHammer: "Are you down with 3-1-3?"

(Yeah you know me)

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:388043:c5578988 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:46:52 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5578927 I miss the Renteria days in Boston.

With a Boston accent, his name almost sounds like it could pass for a gay male escort service - "Rent-a-Rear."

Also, this feautre sucks.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

]]> 11:388043:c5578927 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:44:29 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5578923 @ClueHeywood: Gay porn, or politics. Opportunistic Twink is the undercover cop that put the kibosh on Larry Craig's bathroom good time.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:388043:c5578923 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:44:09 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5578915 Does anybody have any idea what the hell happened with the game? Somehow I think one Boleyn sister stole the others husband.

Detective Bunk

]]> 11:388043:c5578915 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:43:55 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5578909 FINE! bring back SSW

Tebow2007

]]> 11:388043:c5578909 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:43:50 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5578907 So the Pistons beat the Vikings in the last round of the fourth period due to an offsides bench clearing..... fuck! my brain just popped.

BigJimSlade

]]> 11:388043:c5578907 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:43:48 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5578900 Threadjack

Why can't Brad Penny pitch in the NL East? 10-0 Mets in the 5th

/Threadjack

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:388043:c5578900 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:43:37 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5578896 The Lads from the 3-1-3

When rappers mention their area code, they're actually rapping in purple prose?

HebrewHammer

]]> 11:388043:c5578896 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:43:29 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5578879 I hope that "in an occasional series" means "once, and then it disappears forever into the rubbish bin with that interview with that jackass comedian."

PenskeMaterial

]]> 11:388043:c5578879 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:42:58 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5578874 @Spectacular Sam: We might each call the MKE home, but you & I, good sir, must disagree over the "Purple Prose".

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:388043:c5578874 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:42:49 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5578864 "These opportunistic Twinks rushed into the opening like Sooners."

It wasn't bad enough before, so Weintraub added some gay porn. Warren Sapp disapproves.

ClueHeywood

]]> 11:388043:c5578864 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:42:41 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5578836 So the Tigers still lost this game, great. Unfortunately it took ten unreadable paragraphs to get the point across.

PaulByrdsDentist

]]> 11:388043:c5578836 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:41:52 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5578833 Having to read this whole article is probably whats in the 10th level of hell, why will why?

CubsDynasty

]]> 11:388043:c5578833 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:41:49 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5578828 I finally understand...

Deadspin is pandering to Buzz Bissinger's demographic. That's the only explanation.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> 11:388043:c5578828 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:41:42 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5578820 @crazyjoedavola: Heh, I was just thinking the exact same thing.

PeteJayhawk

]]> 11:388043:c5578820 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:41:24 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5578821 I just wish he would elaborate a bit more.

BillyBeanesMoneyBlanket

]]> 11:388043:c5578821 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:41:24 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5578818 Hmmm. Leadoff Long Sock. That gives me a helluvan idea for a baseball blog...

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:388043:c5578818 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:41:22 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5578815 The Lads from the 3-1-3 were like a sailor just returned from a months-long whaling voyage - eager to get started and quick to finish.

I believe that is called "projecting", Mr. Weintraub.

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:388043:c5578815 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:41:12 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5578811 Voh-voh-voh-dee-oh-doh

Suss--

]]> 11:388043:c5578811 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:41:06 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5578796 I love this feature. Haven't ever read it, but good fun ensues.

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:388043:c5578796 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:40:16 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5578790 Fuck John McCain

SlantedAndDisenchanted

]]> 11:388043:c5578790 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:40:05 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5578779 Absinthe is a helluva drug.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> 11:388043:c5578779 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:39:47 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5578771 Rent-A-Wreck?

TheStarterWife

]]> 11:388043:c5578771 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:39:16 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5578769 ...despite showing Napoleon-invades Russia-like judgment in the batting box.

Too soon!

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:388043:c5578769 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:39:14 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5578754 I don't care how many times I have to say it...fuck this.

Spectacular Sam

]]> 11:388043:c5578754 Wed, 07 May 2008 16:38:49 EDT <![CDATA[Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet]]> http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet#c5578738 okay

RachelRayIsTheDevil

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