<![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Looks like Vince's ladies need to do some cardio and ease up on the carbs...

but, the blond's stare is mesmerizing. Who she name?

ImAManImForty

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> This seems like a Carl Monday story.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Kenny G, not invited.

The Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad Disaster

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> and what was rick allen's handicap?

/too soon?

Laser Guided

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> @ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: i would trust alice cooper over the others, he is a good golfer

Laser Guided

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Any of the proceeds go to the family of Razzle Dingley or the middle-age couple that survived the same crash?

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Flower Tucci has ruined many of my keyboardz

Southeast Jerome

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Tuesday night and I need a Sprite,
My unicycle and a He-Man kite...

Agamemnon Busmalis

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> @sassydeerrun: Guns 'n' Roses continues to be "right around the corner" from finally designing and constructing the 17th hole.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> My brother has a theory - I call it whitecindergunsandpoisonratt - that all the albums distributed by these bands were actually recorded by a group of session players. The record companies then slapped a picture of whichever band was up in the rotation on the album and shipped it.

Rickey_Fitts

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> That second photo is the whitest one I've ever seen since the Schilling Family Christmas Portrait.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> The nipple on the chick in red nearly poked me in the eye

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Haskins is the Zelig of d list celebrity events. Whats next for Mr. Belding?

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> @Matt_T: Same thing with Rob Halford and Tim "Ripper" Owens.

MeSoHornsby

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> @Matt_T: Gary Cherone would be caddying at a different tournament altogether.

sassydeerrun

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> What has nine arms and sucks at golf? Def Leppard.

MeSoHornsby

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> @DennyCrane: He was a kappa sig? I wonder if him and Bob Dole hang out.

MitchKayak

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> I'm guessing those two girls are sticky, but not Sticky Sweet.

El Knob Grande

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> David Lee Roth was kicked out on the 7th hole and Sammy Hagar took his place.

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Looks like you have to go over to someones profile to friend them now. Josereyes is basically fucked.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Alice Cooper's like a five handicap, Tico Torres from Bon Jovi's 12.1, and, hey, even Tommy Lee's a 33.

In other words: 10, 17 and 40.

/Celebrities lying about golf
// dick joke

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> @sassydeerrun: Belding.

@amorphous: I thought we were continuing to expand and were going to freeze. But yes.

Detective Bunk

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> @Doctor Lingerie: I dont think she stuck it in her blow hole

GeneralMeatball

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> @MattinglysSideburns: And here I thought Christian Slater seemed like the kinda guy who would help you take care of the body when you accidentally strangle the hooker you're plowing during the throes of a coke binge. Oh you mean in real life.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> NO to all of the above.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> @DennyCrane: Dude is seriously everywhere. My sister goes to UTC and sees him at campus parties at least once a year. I think he's a professional gate crasher.

quick

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> @A Pimp Named DaveR: I stand corrected.

Detective Bunk

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> And you just know Tommy Lee's swinging one of these :

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Mr. Belding is like the Where's Waldo of ass.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Ricki Rockett sticks to raping ladies in hotel rooms.

[socialitelife.celebuzz.com]

DwayneBoweCoalition

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> "appealing to some of the usual corporate weekend duffers who get to spend a weekday getting drunk, playing golf and cavorting with women who could conceivably fit nine irons inside them."

This line should be in the deadspin hall of fame.

Nice work balls.

BaBaBooey

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Vince? You been hangin out at softball games?

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> @Le Kangourou de Kataroo is anti-legwarmers and proud of it: I hope my wife likes the one I bought her for Mother's Day.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> What are the chances that Berman makes an appearance this year? He has to be jealous of Belding.

BaBaBooey

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Axl Rose sticks to Tiger Woods Golf on Wii.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> so that's NOT Jonathan Winters?

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Flower Tucci > > > Stanley Tucci

sassydeerrun

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> In retaliation, Skid Row frontman Sabastian Bach has organized a celebrity mini golf tournament. Bob Golic is scheduled to attend.

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> All of the caddies at the tournament were former members of Dokken, Bang Tango and Saigon Kick.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> @Jews For Purple Jesus: Haskins seems like the kinda guy who would help you take care of the body when you accidentally strangle the hooker you're plowing during the throes of a coke binge.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Looks like Vince won 2 and 1.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> So I'm guessing Terrell Owens is going to show up in the background at some point.

Kccal

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Nothing says class like a "Love Highway" tube top with a map leading to your vagina.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Belding is auditioning for the new Superman movie, apparently.

shtickless

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> I wonder how many contestants balls started dribbling?

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> @Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: Is that a Titleist?

JoeyPorterAle

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> @Detective Bunk: dU=dQ-dW appears to still hold. Don't worry, unless you want to worry about the eventual heat death of the universe. Then, I guess you can worry.

amorphous

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> This will give new meaning to the term, 'Getting strokes'

And apropos of nothing, every time I'm in Vegas, I see Mr. Belding.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Belding was obviously there to check in on Jessie Spano.

UGAMumm-Ra

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> @Detective Bunk:

[artfiles.art.com]

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Flower Tucci: "I was just stung by a bee between the first and second holes!"

Pro Instructor: "Hmmm... sounds like your stance is too wide."

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Last year they invited Lemmy. He caused the grass to turn black and wither; he was not invited back.

EdFinnerty

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> @UkraineNotWeak: That, and the fact that someone shot a couple of birdies on the back 9.

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Rounds of 69 are probably pretty common

Paul Zuvella

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> ...Flower Tucci, who inserted a golf ball, or golf balls, into one or more of her orifices...

IS ANYONE A MARINE BIOLOGIST

Doctor Lingerie

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Flop shot.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> @Detective Bunk: Are you talking about Vince or Mr. Belding?

sassydeerrun

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Flower Tucci's favorite club? the 69-iron.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Mr. Belding is the Ted McGinley of our generation.

Also: yes, dude, yes.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Berman sighting in 3...2...

Nacho Friendly

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> As long as they didnt let Vince drive the cart everythings alright.

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Has anyone taken so little talent and exposure and made it in to so much more? It is like he violates the first law of thermodynamics.

Detective Bunk

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Hey Tommy, check out those girls! What Vince? Where?

/obligatory

Stay Away From Oprah

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> "Then she gave the ball to a lucky fan"

What do you do with a golf ball like that?

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Interesting IMDB facts about Dennis "Mr. Belding" Haskins:
- His favorite food is the Taco Supreme from Taco Bell.
- Was a contestant on the TV game show Scrabble during the mid-80s.
- Member of the Kappa Sigma Fraternity at the University of Tennessee at Chattanooga.

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Biggest tits there?

Craig Stadler.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Gives new meaning to the "19th hole."

Whitey Fisk

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> There is a sand trap joke in here somewhere, right?

amorphous

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> PETA will be protesting the tournament due to the use of doglegs in course design.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> The chapter in Dirt about the death of Skylar Neil was one of the saddest things I have ever read. And this is coming from an English major who read The Physician's Tale in middle english. And then had to read it again in regular english to figure out what happened.

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> I hear Sebastian Bach is totally into orienteering now....

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> @MattinglysSideburns: @Secret Identity:

Damn.

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> You want to know where Osama Bin Laden is hiding? Ask Mr. Belding. I swear he would have no problem barging into a cave with Osama building a rocket while yelling "Hey,hey,hey, what is going on here?"

The Vigilante Face

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> must resist urge to visit madthumbs.com...

muggsybogues

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Guy in red = John Stamos in 10 years

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Flower Tucci's talents > Screech's sex tape

sassydeerrun

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Also, here's a shocker.

Now that would have been fun to watch.

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Sure, we know Tico Torres's handicap, but when will we find out David Bryan's???

HebrewHammer

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> There was only one incident that can't be described in a family newspaper.

Did it involve a hole-in-one?

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> "Hey Vince, you having that celebrity golf tournament?"
"No, too many people got scabies last year."

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]>

A typical night at the Lee household:

[farm4.static.flickr.com]

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> wierd. i thought maybe the proceeds would go to the family of the dude he killed in that little fender bender of his

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> It involved an adult film star named Flower Tucci, who inserted a golf ball, or golf balls, into one or more of her orifices. Then she gave the ball to a lucky fan.

That's nothing. Stanley Tucci pisses out sand wedges.

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> @A Pimp Named DaveR: Man, that picture is like bad hair on parade.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Tommy Lee carries his own club.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> So is Belding with those guys to judge the John Stamos Look-a-Like Contest?

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> [Heads asplode]

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Putter? But I hardly know her!

Ok, someone needs to get Mr. B a real job.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Dang that crazy David Cross with his nutty disguises.

euphman8

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Well, shit, it's not like Dennis Haskins has any work to be doing.

Pete Gaines

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> I don't know much in life, but I do know one thing with metaphysical certainty:

I will NEVER look as lame as the four guys in the bottom picture.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Shout At The Dogleg]]> Sweet, a Flower Tucci sighting!

muggsybogues

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