<![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> I was hoping it was a cover of Wesley Willis' I'm Sorry T I Got Fat. "This is a song about how I'm sorry that I got fat, I will slim down..."

DirtyKurt

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> @Stay Away From Oprah: I think she rented that apartment by the hour. Whore.

ReggieDunlop

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> This fall on the season premiere of A&E's Intervention:
Roger Clemens and Mindy McCready


Human_Cannonball

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> @Dave J.: Oprah is gonna take that around the corner and get it pregnant!!!

Barry White Stripes, Office LW

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> man...i didn't know having sex with a steroid user caused your own body to change

Don't Do Drugs?

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> Soundscan reports that her sales were up 140% since last week. Of course that's only on total sales of 36 copies. Surprisingly most of them weren't digital. I have to applaud somebody who could actually find a copy of this in a record store.

yayadiaw

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> @Nocturnal emissions: I was going to say she bears a disturbing resemblance to Tracy Morgan in a wig.

Dave J.

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> Mindy McCready is apparently the first Jerry Springer guest to take the audience's advice and actually go to Oprah.

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> @Dead Wrestlers Society: They should have followed Show-Me's lead and tried to work a version of the state motto into their name.

BreakfastBourbon

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> @The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History:

But where's she going to be in 12 years? Girl's gotta plan ahead!

Spors Gratia Sportis

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> Oh, you thought I was going to buy your albums? No, you must have misunderstood. I just said I would laugh at you.

Ray

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: OH AN SHE SEXY! At least her power is.

HIV 2 Elway

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> @The Gizmo from Pismo: I'm sorry are you inferring Britney has some? Is today bizzaro day on deadspin or what?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> @HIV 2 Elway: Wait, WHAT?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> @Spors Gratia Sportis: Miley Cyrus made over 18 million dollars last year. Pujols should be calling her.

The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> @Le Kangourou de Kataroo is anti-legwarmers and proud of it:

Well we do have beers all the time I guess....

Thundercracker

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> @jwaves2007:

it worked for me with Debbie Gibson......or maybe she said her name was Debbie Gilson?

Thundercracker

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> Judging by the way she looks in the photo, she should be able to get a Michelin endorsement. (Either one)

I'm Hafner the man I used to be

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> So all I have to do is convince a has been or never was that sleeping with me would better her album sales. Hmmm, the wheels are turning.

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> Guys do it all the time, and they expect us to understand.
Put the shoes on the other feet, and you just might be a man!
Get over it honey, life's a 2-way street or you won't be a man of mine.
So I had some beers with the girls last night...
GUYS DO IT... ALL THE TIME.

With hits like that I can't imagine why they're not a-flyin' off the shelves.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> @Weed Against Speed:

Maybe by that point Roger will decide since denying rumors doesn't gain him any more believers he'll decide to go wacky to change his fortunes and start confirming every rumor that gets released.

"Yes I fucked Clay, he has a beautiful voice and that "Invisible" song made me cry ok?"

"Look, Juice is a friend of mine. I watched that bitch run around on him for years, hat Ron Goldman was a TERRIBLE waiter when I was in LA, and I fuckin lost it and killed both the bitches. Ok?"

Thundercracker

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> Hoping to boost album sales, Clay Aiken just released a statement to the press that he had an affair with Roger Clemens.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: and THERE'S YORU WINNER +1

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> Oprah's minge knows a talentless singer when it hears one.

Chuck Knoblockhead

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> If only Mindy McCready would have heeded the advice contained in my commenter name.

Stay Away From Oprah

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> @BabyGorilla:They're merely exchangin long protein strands. Can you think of a better way?

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> The non-existent Roger Clemens spike? Isn't that what Debbie Clemens calls it?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> @The Gizmo from Pismo: Is that because it was discovered that she didn't have any?

Fundamentally UnSound

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> @MattMillenFanClub:Or Oprah. And No, No.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> @Stay Away From Oprah: Not to be confused with Fun Bags Restaurant just north of Ft. Myers.

DumpsterDining

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> Is that the fat Oprah, the skinny Oprah, the white Oprah or the black Oprah?

It's definitely the condescending, over-the-top compassionate Oprah, though.

I don't like Oprah.

Carmen McFanzone

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> @Nocturnal emissions: I'd compare her more to Pizza the Hut. I think the potential for Oprah one day eating herself is pretty close to 50%...

WayneFontesFanatic

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> @Doyle McPoyle: I would have to think Brutus is looking to place the following items in close proximity right now: Shawn Michaels, a plate glass window, and Roger Clemens.

WayneFontesFanatic

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> @BabyGorilla: Is it me or does Oprah look a lot like Jabba the Hut?

Nocturnal emissions

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> @Weed Against Speed: Karyn White would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

/mariah carey was too easy an answer

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> What the hell is Ingrid Bergman doin on Oprah?

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> I won't know what to think until I hear from the Iron Sheik.

Carson

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> @André Roussimoff:

Greg The Hammer Valentine actually, watching the former tag team partners do battle was pretty grueling emotionally.

jake was there, and sober to boot!

Thundercracker

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> @Weed Against Speed: Talent didn't get Britney anywhere

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking, But I sent you Ben Gay.

Chuck Knoblockhead

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> The Non-Existent Roger Clemens Spike, mindy mccready, roger clemens

Don't tell that to Suzyn Waldman

HebrewHammer

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> when your gut sticks out as far as your boobs,

you might be a redneck

MattMillenFanClub

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> Miley Cyrus just cancelled her plans to track down Albert Pujols' phone number.

Spors Gratia Sportis

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> You know what else boosts album sales?Talent.

Or banging the president of the record label. Either one works.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> To be fair, Brutus did injure Roger's cousin, Hillbilly Jim.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> @Matt_T: She's purty.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> Unless, of course, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake is staging a comeback that I don't know about

(crossing fingers, cutting holes in spandex)

McNutty

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> I thought reality TV shows were more likely to be picked up the more awful they are.

idislikepotvin

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> @Dead Wrestlers Society: Its just like a Rasins

BabyGorilla

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> @ArkansasFred: ... in the $1.99 bin.

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> The Non-Existent Roger Clemens Spike

No-the affair didn't exist, but his dick still does, though.

And jeez, if Clemens has a spike, what does Santonio Holmes have? The whole damn railway?

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> Meth is a hell of a drug!

7-8 Deville

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> @Stay Away From Oprah: I'm disappointed they have a bar called Melons. Seriously? There are so many slang terms for breasts and that's what they decided on?

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> No, yes.

HIV 2 Elway

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> No, yes. (In hopes of knocking her up and being due massive child support payments....anybody?)

SadJohnson

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> Terrible Idea #6: Appear on Oprah to jump start poor country-music album sales.

CIALIS COOPER

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> They were roommates for less than a year at Gulfstream Isles apartments, when both worked at Melons, a Hooters wannabe in south Fort Myers.

I hear Raisins in South Park, CO is hiring.

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> When you're seventeen, shouldn't your "roommate" be the same thing as your "mother"?

Werewolf Barmitzvah

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> At least being on Oprah is better than spending last night in a ditch.

Chuck Knoblockhead

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> @Thundercracker: Must have been an amazing match! Was Jake the Snake involved?

André Roussimoff

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> Let this serve as a warning to Taylor Swift. Regardless of what he tells you don't sleep with the Rocket

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> McCready's reality show now on hold, due to the fact that the proposed title The Biggest Loser has already been taken.

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> If I had a life that sucked as much as hers and still don't have enough material for a country music album It's time to re-think the ol' career path

HockeyMountain

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> They were roommates for less than a year at Gulfstream Isles apartments, when both worked at Melons, a Hooters wannabe in south Fort Myers.

I've lost all respect for her. She didn't fulfill the obligations of her 12-month lease.

Stay Away From Oprah

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> "You go (have sex with an older man while still underage) girl!"

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> In this picture, it looks like Oprah trying to pass fat from her body to McCreadys.

BabyGorilla

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> In that photo, Mindy looks like an audience member that's getting surprised with a makeover...

Jay-C

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> Mindy McCready's reality show is being touted as a cross between Celebrity Fit Club, I Love New York and The Rose.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> Martin Lawrence needs a haircut.

Barry Lutz

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> I'm gonna help out Mindy is this time of heartbreak and misfortune! Come on, who's with me?

Yellow Tail Swine

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> If she really wants to up her album sales, she should try sleeping with Timbaland.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> saw Brutus last month and he is still in fact wrestling Daulerio! Granted it was in a high school gym but......

Thundercracker

]]> <![CDATA[Mindy McCready's Confessions Haven't Translated Into Album Sales Yet]]> She's at the top of the Cassettes Sold At A Gas Station In The Middle of Nowhere charts though.

ArkansasFred

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