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HBO: Jessica Simpson Will Not Retard Our Football Camp Show

Magnakai Haaskivi — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:34:09 EDT

@Clare, @Jen P: "7-on-7: My seven inches hitting her 7 IQ" is the best I can come up with.

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bj316 — Thu, 08 May 2008 11:33:56 EDT

It was perfectly ok to feature Brodie Croyle with droppings of his hot newlywed wife last year with the Chiefs... now they are crying "football show"?

bj316

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Steve-O-Reno — Thu, 08 May 2008 10:31:57 EDT

Watching this should be easier than trying to decipher Shannon Sharpe back when they showed the Ravens training camp in '01...I said SHOULD be.

Steve-O-Reno

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HockeyMountain — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:33:29 EDT

@Thundercracker: I'm in and out... but looks like everyone else has faded as well. Night all

HockeyMountain

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:30:06 EDT

well looks like the lounge has emptied, take it easy everyone.

Thundercracker

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:29:25 EDT

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:19:59 EDT

@thefuseproject:

peace man

Thundercracker

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thefuseproject — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:18:16 EDT

Looks like DU!AN's population is about to decrease by 25%, 'cause I'm out!

thefuseproject

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HockeyMountain — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:18:00 EDT

@thefuseproject: Hell yeah she has that nerdy small-town girl quality and then she wears something smoking that makes you go "Holy Shit, you're hot as hell

I love that

HockeyMountain

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:14:11 EDT

hopefully that makes up for the eric B rakim disabling

universal music has those videos....and they're assholes even without doing that bullshit so I'm not surprised.

Thundercracker

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:11:57 EDT

@HockeyMountain:

yeah she's a solid choice for 99

Thundercracker

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thefuseproject — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:11:42 EDT

@HockeyMountain: Anne Hathaway...sneaky hot.

thefuseproject

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HockeyMountain — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:10:54 EDT

@Thundercracker: Yeah. I hope they don't give him too much free reign. But he does a good job as "Michael"and most of the time he doesn't imrove that (i don't think).

But the Good news is Anne Hathaway is in it.. and she's one of my favs.

HockeyMountain

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:09:54 EDT

@Athletic Supporter v0.42beta:

haha oh man that song is just all kinds of crazy anyway...and then bootsy collins shows up and you don't know what to do

haha but thats great work. I remember working in a cool office once.......*sighs*

Thundercracker

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thefuseproject — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:08:23 EDT

Seriously, this is a horrible movie.

thefuseproject

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:06:37 EDT

@HockeyMountain:

I just pray they didn't try to talk him into ad libbing some comedic freaking out.

Thundercracker

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:06:31 EDT

@thefuseproject: wait till you see the video I linked above... it absolutely kills mine.

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

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thefuseproject — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:05:04 EDT

@Athletic Supporter v0.42beta: kinda cuts into his "street cred," no?

thefuseproject

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:04:45 EDT

@Thundercracker: I'm sure this isn't embedable, but we were in need of some fun at work and did this a couple weeks ago.

[www.vimeo.com]

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:04:42 EDT

@Athletic Supporter v0.42beta:

you ever see that Chevy Chase movie where they're in it? Its strange enough thinking he was with DU, but to also have him on screen with Chevy Chase...its too much to handle

Thundercracker

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thefuseproject — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:04:39 EDT

@Thundercracker: Well, it was Eric B. and Rakim...

thefuseproject

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:03:39 EDT

@thefuseproject:

if they're gonna disable embedding they could at least give a link to the video

Thundercracker

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:02:55 EDT

@Thundercracker: It always trips me out that Tupac was in Digital Underground.

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

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thefuseproject — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:02:26 EDT

@Thundercracker: I concur with everything you just said.

thefuseproject

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:02:08 EDT

@JB*:

nonsense, we already established he works at a gas station, no joke is too lame if mocking him.

Thundercracker

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thefuseproject — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:01:12 EDT

@Thundercracker: Hope this cancels out Snow.

thefuseproject

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HockeyMountain — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:01:12 EDT

@Thundercracker: Ehh there's been enough time a remake is acceptable. And Steve Carell is probably the best casting for that part there is.

HockeyMountain

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:00:45 EDT

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JB* — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:59:47 EDT

@Thundercracker: Only if someone informs him.

/shows self out

JB*

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:59:18 EDT

I think Steve Carell is hilarious, but I also don't ever want to see anyone but Don Adams playing Maxwell Smart. It pissed me off enough when Broderick & French Stewart played Inspector Gadget.

Thundercracker

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:58:53 EDT

@thefuseproject: I actually still do own this domain:

[nightmarefuel.com]

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:57:00 EDT

@thefuseproject:

I'd like a personal "SNOW TAG" just for him. It would probably make him feel better when he gets home from his nightshift at the Shell Station and gets on deadspin to find out if anyone talked about The Nords today.

Thundercracker

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:54:59 EDT

@Athletic Supporter v0.42beta:

I actually had to spend 2 hours convincing a friend that Ru Paul was a guy. For some reason he really thought we were just making fun of IT for being a really ugly woman....he complimented IT's body several times too.

Needless to say he was never invited over for a birthday party again,.and I think he understood why years later,

Thundercracker

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Bed Bath and Jihad — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:53:18 EDT

Meanwhile Utah is trying to make a game of it.

Bed Bath and Jihad

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thefuseproject — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:52:54 EDT

@Thundercracker: Sorry, probably should have given that the ol' "Nightmare Fuel" tag.

thefuseproject

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:52:18 EDT

@thefuseproject:

Informer...oh wow I may not be able to sleep now

Thundercracker

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:52:08 EDT

@Thundercracker: "Exotic Elaine" looks like RuPaul

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:51:26 EDT

@Bed Bath and Jihad:

in LA it didn't bother me, cause unless they have tickets they have no idea its even basketball season

Thundercracker

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thefuseproject — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:50:47 EDT

@Thundercracker: maybe something more like this- Canadians are known for their politeness after all.

thefuseproject

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:50:36 EDT

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Bed Bath and Jihad — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:50:20 EDT

@Thundercracker: Only thing worse than Kobe the person is the Kobe fan.

Bed Bath and Jihad

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:48:49 EDT

@thefuseproject:

you're right, better tone it down before I draw some unwanted attention

Thundercracker

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thefuseproject — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:47:38 EDT

@Thundercracker: You might be a little too "street" for DU!AN.

thefuseproject

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:46:05 EDT

@JB*:

Let it begin!

Thundercracker

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thefuseproject — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:45:57 EDT

Man, I make a late night Chex Mix run and everyone's gone when I get back.

What gives DU!ANers?

thefuseproject

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:44:51 EDT

@JB*: looks like the plus is right between your avatar and name.

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

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thefuseproject — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:43:18 EDT

@JB*: between your avatar and name.

thefuseproject

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:43:17 EDT

@Bed Bath and Jihad:

oh yeah I couldn't agree more. I'm just at that point where I have to admit he's amazing. And when I hate a player I would normally die before I compliment their game.

Thundercracker

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HockeyMountain — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:42:25 EDT

@Athletic Supporter v0.42beta: Can't remember if I saw it here or on the Big Lead

HockeyMountain

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JB* — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:42:09 EDT

Where did the pluses go?

@Athletic Supporter v0.42beta: Been quite a while, has it?

@Thundercracker: Girls of the world ain't nothin but trouble.

JB*

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Bed Bath and Jihad — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:41:48 EDT

@Thundercracker: He's a great talent, but such a dickweed. I contend that if someone had to win the MVP from the Lakers it should have been Gasol. Heck even Bynum. Their were 22-5 with Gasol.

Bed Bath and Jihad

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thefuseproject — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:41:06 EDT

@Athletic Supporter v0.42beta: Yup, earlier today. Er, I mean yesterday.

thefuseproject

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thefuseproject — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:40:18 EDT

Watching "Fantastic Four 2"

Wowza- bad.

thefuseproject

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:39:58 EDT

So I've been slacking and not reading much, but has this story about the 5'8". 130lb, non playing jewish guy declaring for the draft been covered on deadspin?

[www.draftfeinstein.com]

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:38:12 EDT

I hate to say it, but Kobe Bryant is just on a whole other level right now.

I don't care for him, but its a show all the time now.

Thundercracker

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:35:44 EDT

@Athletic Supporter v0.42beta: @JB*:

welcome all

Thundercracker

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:35:32 EDT

@JB*: ah, a friendly face!

I've missed hanging out on DUAN.

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:35:13 EDT

Thundercracker

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JB* — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:34:09 EDT

Internets!

@Athletic Supporter v0.42beta: Hello.

JB*

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:32:41 EDT

*looks around*

Hello, people I don't know.

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

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HockeyMountain — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:25:44 EDT

@Thundercracker:

I can't complain about it

HockeyMountain

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:23:06 EDT

@HockeyMountain:

hockey mountain...sounds like the most wonderful place in the world

Thundercracker

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:19:32 EDT

Thundercracker

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HockeyMountain — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:18:47 EDT

@Rock You Like An Iracane: That is a good one too, It was/is certainly on my radar

HockeyMountain

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Rock You Like An Iracane — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:17:00 EDT

@HockeyMountain: I'd suggest the Lake Elsinore Storm.

Rock You Like An Iracane

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:16:28 EDT

@Yellow Tail Swine:

peace

Thundercracker

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Yellow Tail Swine — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:16:02 EDT

DUAN.
Out.

Peace.

Yellow Tail Swine

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PaulaDeanRumpRoast — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:15:37 EDT

@HockeyMountain: Time to drink more, my friend

PaulaDeanRumpRoast

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HockeyMountain — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:12:39 EDT

One beer into the evening and my typing skills are shot.

HockeyMountain

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:12:28 EDT

Thundercracker

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HockeyMountain — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:11:02 EDT

Shouls I but the Modesto Nuts or the Lakewood Blue Claws cap to wear for softball season?

HockeyMountain

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:11:01 EDT

@Yellow Tail Swine:

oh I hear the flash.......oh yes

Thundercracker

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:10:31 EDT

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...:

gang starr does the trick everytime.

take it easy man, and mad props once again, you're the A-ONE-A DJ here at The After Hours Lounge

Thundercracker

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notthequarterback — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:09:41 EDT

Carlos Gomez hits for the cycle tonight in Chicago. Wow.

notthequarterback

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Rock You Like An Iracane — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:09:02 EDT

@HockeyMountain: Just don't call us late to dinner.

We know we are. That's why we're here.

Rock You Like An Iracane

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:09:01 EDT

@Yellow Tail Swine:

haha nice.

yeah I think not enough people knew about Will before he was a known actor...and by the time he got back into music it was the "Gettin Jiggy Wit It" era....Dj Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince were amazing, still pop in "He's The DJ I'm The Rapper" all the time

Thundercracker

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Yellow Tail Swine — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:08:55 EDT

A staple.

Yellow Tail Swine

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Bed Bath and Jihad — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:08:22 EDT

Greetings all, what is the current topic of the evening.

Bed Bath and Jihad

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:08:01 EDT

I'm out. But not before leaving y'all with this:

Gang Starr - The Militia(Pete Rock Remix)

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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HockeyMountain — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:06:24 EDT

DU!ANers* damnit

HockeyMountain

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Yellow Tail Swine — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:06:20 EDT

@Thundercracker:
True that. My local AA team always plays that one second in line after a win... I know that because I am finishing up the beer I purchased in the "beer garden" with 2 outs in the bottom of the ninth...

Yellow Tail Swine

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HockeyMountain — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:05:57 EDT

Hola DU!UANers

HockeyMountain

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:04:32 EDT

@Yellow Tail Swine:

man so many people were down on Summertime....always loved that one

Thundercracker

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:03:35 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: @Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general dir...:

take it easy

Thundercracker

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Thundercracker — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:02:55 EDT

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...: That was fuckin great

@Yellow Tail Swine:
HAHAHA oh man I just spit out my sunkist

Thundercracker

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:02:08 EDT

@Yellow Tail Swine: great seats, terrible performance. welcome to my life.

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Rock You Like An Iracane — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:01:43 EDT

I've been trying to open 'em with Ctrl, but no dice.

I'll watch them later.

Rock You Like An Iracane

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Yellow Tail Swine — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:01:28 EDT

My next to last selection:

Yellow Tail Swine

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:00:49 EDT

@Rock You Like An Iracane: igracias!

and now i must go to bed as well... things to do before the interview bright and early...

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Yellow Tail Swine — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:00:38 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general dir...: and that's only good when the Cards are in town... sorry, had to say it.

Yellow Tail Swine

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Yostal — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:59:37 EDT

Good evening all. Whoo fricking hoo!

Big Head Todd goes Gray Cell Green, and the streak is stopped. Amazing amazing game.

Yostal

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Rock You Like An Iracane — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:59:16 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general dir...: Buen suerte, mi amiga!

Rock You Like An Iracane

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Brazil Thrill — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:58:39 EDT

I'm gone too, have to be up at 5 EST tomorrow. Nite folks.

Brazil Thrill

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Thundercracker — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:58:09 EDT

Thundercracker

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Yellow Tail Swine — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:57:48 EDT

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UkraineNotWeak — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:57:36 EDT

Now it is time to call it a night.

Night all.

UkraineNotWeak

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:56:58 EDT

@Thundercracker: Unreleased:

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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Yellow Tail Swine — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:51:43 EDT

@Rock You Like An Iracane: make sure it isn't that disabled embedding shit... if they aren't playing, go directly to the url

Yellow Tail Swine

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Thundercracker — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:51:33 EDT

@Jefferson Short Bus:

way to hit the high note running there man...take it easy

Thundercracker

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Brazil Thrill — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:51:28 EDT

@Signal to Noise: Seeing as I almost added that he would cause a 20 minute "mop up" game delay reminiscent of the the fire extinguisher incident in New Orleans the other night... I'd consider my post rather tame.

Brazil Thrill

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:51:21 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: thanks!

@Rock You Like An Iracane: a fundraising position at a local nonprofit

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Thundercracker — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:50:26 EDT

@Rock You Like An Iracane:

oh crap man that sucks, the tracks tonight have been great

Thundercracker

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Rock You Like An Iracane — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:49:58 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general dir...: What interview?

Rock You Like An Iracane

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Thundercracker — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:49:46 EDT

@Rock You Like An Iracane:

hell yeah, bring that my way rock

Thundercracker

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Rock You Like An Iracane — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:49:22 EDT

My computer isn't displaying the YT vids. I hate it.

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UkraineNotWeak — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:48:59 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general dir...:

You have an interview tomorrow, right?

Good luck.

UkraineNotWeak

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Thundercracker — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:47:46 EDT

"If Utah is down 10 at the half they'll be very happy."

If a Jazz player gets recognized at Denny's after the damn game they'll be happy

Thundercracker

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Rock You Like An Iracane — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:47:22 EDT

@Thundercracker: Do you need a +1? 'Cause I happen to have one.

Rock You Like An Iracane

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:47:12 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: I wash my pillows with Lavendar soap. Knocks me right out.

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Jefferson Short Bus — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:46:42 EDT

@Thundercracker: My last one:

Peace.

Jefferson Short Bus

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UkraineNotWeak — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:46:19 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general dir...:

I spray lavender.

UkraineNotWeak

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Signal to Noise — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:45:19 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: NIGHTMARE FUEL. Thanks.

Signal to Noise

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Thundercracker — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:45:11 EDT

@Jefferson Short Bus:

yeah this is great, I just keep listening to tracks and watchin the game and checkin the net....its chill.

Thundercracker

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:45:06 EDT

@Lizabelle: I love making my bed with clean sheets and a spritz of my most decadent perfume on the fitted sheet. When you finally crawl into bed it's like being wrapped in wonderful goodness.

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UkraineNotWeak — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:44:48 EDT

My eyes are getting heavy, I'm either getting sleepy or I'm being hypnotized. I think it is the former. Night everyone.

UkraineNotWeak

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:44:07 EDT

Evenin' DUAN. If anyone's wondering, yes, the Rockies look as bad in person as they do on tv.

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Thundercracker — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:43:26 EDT

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:42:44 EDT

Aaand the power's flickering again. Dammit. Good night, ki

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Jefferson Short Bus — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:42:28 EDT

@Thundercracker: I'm not gonna lie, it was fun. I'm normally not much of a participant in DUAN, but this was a belt-high fastball right down the middle.

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Thundercracker — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:41:37 EDT

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Thundercracker — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:40:07 EDT

[farm3.static.flickr.com]

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Brazil Thrill — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:39:13 EDT

David Stern can't hide his boner over the fact that the Lakers are good again. If they meet the Celtics in the finals, he may need a change of underwear.

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Signal to Noise — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:38:54 EDT

Everyone in this damn game has at least 2 fouls.

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PaulByrdsDentist — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:37:37 EDT

@Signal to Noise:

Have to keep the game interesting somehow.

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Signal to Noise — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:36:28 EDT

The refs need to swallow some whistles. Two of those and-1's Paul Millsap has gotten weren't really fouls.

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Jefferson Short Bus — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:33:59 EDT

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...: I clicked the Follow button after you posted the first vid. +10 for everything else.

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Brazil Thrill — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:33:47 EDT

Gasol just posterized somebody.

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notthequarterback — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:32:48 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Bang, bang, shoot, shoot!

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Brazil Thrill — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:31:45 EDT

@Signal to Noise: True. I actually think this L.A. roster is more potent offensively than the old Chicago team that won 6 championships. Of course, they are nowhere near as good as the old Bulls squad on defense.

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:30:45 EDT

"took it like a man inside"

Thanks, Kevin.

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:29:16 EDT

@Signal to Noise: +1

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:28:57 EDT

@Signal to Noise: Dennis Miller will never live up to his career-defining performance in Bordello of Blood. I don't know why he keeps trying.

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:27:55 EDT

They dusted off Jarron Collins because of Boozer's foul trouble.

Lopez twins > Collins twins

And both sets went to Stanford.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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UkraineNotWeak — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:27:52 EDT

@Lizabelle:

And here I thought it was a warm gun.

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Signal to Noise — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:26:54 EDT

I can smell the fail on What Happens in Vegas through the TV screen.

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Lizabelle — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:25:27 EDT

Happiness is clean sheets, clean jammies a fan.

Lizabelle

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UkraineNotWeak — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:24:33 EDT

@Becky_MI:

Night Becky. Sweet dreams.

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Thundercracker — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:24:17 EDT

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...:

you are a glorious person my friend.

Thundercracker

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Becky_MI — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:23:47 EDT

Well, it's been an interesting DU!AN for me, but think it's time to retire. Tomorrow's bar night, so I shall see you sometime beyond that!

Becky_MI

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Signal to Noise — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:22:54 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: Shaq wasn't really a triangle player. Kobe isn't a traditional one either, but he, Odom, and Pau have become Phil's offensive wet dream.

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notthequarterback — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:22:21 EDT

Rockies with 4 in the 8th to take a 4-3 lead over the Cardinals. Shocking!

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UkraineNotWeak — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:22:03 EDT

@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay:

It was Willie's fault.

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:21:42 EDT

@Thundercracker: You need some real shit, check out these Youtube channels:

UnknownAssailaint(that's me)
GoldenAgeHipHop
jerzilla
Melhex
bapeboombox
bazzefaszom
blackxmasq
3HHSM(formerly HipHopSwordsmen)
HipHopNostalgia
stokkkedxd

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Brazil Thrill — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:20:50 EDT

@Signal to Noise: This Kobe Bryant - Pau Gasol - Lamar Odom is just a beauty to watch. It's a lot more entertaining than the old trio of Shaq - Kobe - Replaceable 3rd wheel.

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Signal to Noise — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:19:25 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: that was the least they could have done after watching the inside-the-parker last night with a bunch of Dodger fans.

@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: Not yet. He hasn't been in long.

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:18:52 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Maine gave up a run. TRADE HIS ASS!

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UkraineNotWeak — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:18:25 EDT

@Signal to Noise:

I took them giving 2 points in the first quarter. I figure Kobe's MVP might fire them up at the start.

UkraineNotWeak

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UkraineNotWeak — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:17:05 EDT

The Mets beat the Dodgers 12-1 today. I believe most Met fans were happy today but there is still an insane faction that will complain.

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:16:45 EDT

@Signal to Noise: I've only had it on in the background. Have we had the first Kyle Korver Little Girl Cringe of the series yet?

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Signal to Noise — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:15:13 EDT

The Lakers are absolutely on it right now. Yeesh.

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Becky_MI — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:14:52 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Those were the ABBREVIATED rules. That noggin looks even crazier without a hat on.

Becky_MI

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:14:05 EDT

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...: Bud Selig refuses to allow the Yankees and Red Sox to play every night?

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UkraineNotWeak — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:13:45 EDT

@Becky_MI:

You said nothing about scarves.

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:12:16 EDT

@notthequarterback: Oh, thank you.

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:12:10 EDT

@Becky_MI: Ooh, so it's a sock and an earring.

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:11:16 EDT

How the fuck did we get stuck with Indians-Yankees?

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Secret Identity — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:10:57 EDT

"Kobe is no longer negative towards his teammates when they make mistakes."

What a guy.

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notthequarterback — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:10:47 EDT

@ltwinslow: As opposed to the bong hits you do when the Red Sox WIN?

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH: No, he didn't. Tigers won in their half of the 9th.

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Becky_MI — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:10:22 EDT

@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: Let's face it, for being the only producer tonight, he can pick any item he wants.*

*Offer not valid on panties, brassieres, pants, shirts. Void where prohibited.

Becky_MI

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notthequarterback — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:09:50 EDT

All that bullshit and the Tigers win? You guys are SPOILED.

notthequarterback

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Thundercracker — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:09:36 EDT

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...:

Gang Starr...God bless

Thundercracker

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UkraineNotWeak — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:09:03 EDT

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at:

Night Dear Professor.

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:08:35 EDT

Todd Jones saved a game?

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Thundercracker — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:08:00 EDT

The referenced song that started all of this:

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pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:07:17 EDT

@Becky_MI: God that was necessary - time to take the ol cough serum and go to bed...

Good night you beautiful people, you.

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

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Carl Everett's Fossil Collection — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:07:08 EDT

@Carl Everett's Fossil Collection: Great timing, jackass.

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Becky_MI — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:07:00 EDT

Whew. I am spent. I need a cigarette.

/that there's a sexual satisfaction joke

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ltwinslow — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:06:29 EDT

that has to be the weakest 9th inning comeback in the history of weak-ass 9th inning comebacks.

a willy mays hayes accidental leadoff single. julio lugo's thumb jammed firmy up his ass & a broken bat walk off single.

really?

sigh...

i'm going to do bong hits

ltwinslow

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:06:27 EDT

@Jefferson Short Bus: @Thundercracker: @Yellow Tail Swine: Classic

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:06:24 EDT

@J-No: Good night.

@Becky_MI: So what comes off for Polanco? (Probably an earring or a sock.)

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

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Carl Everett's Fossil Collection — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:06:16 EDT

Dammit - my cable's out. My undying respect to anyone who does play-by-play of Tigers-Sawx!

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Becky_MI — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:05:10 EDT

@J-No: Good night!

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: 5 tonight. FIVE!!! I will refrain from calling him Placidome for at least one or two days after that showing.

Becky_MI

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UkraineNotWeak — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:04:16 EDT

@J-No:
Night Jeanne

UkraineNotWeak

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J-No — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:04:01 EDT

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: +1

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J-No — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:03:49 EDT

Good night, all.

J-No

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pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:03:35 EDT

YOU MAGNIFICENT LARGE HEADED MOTHERFUCKER

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:03:16 EDT

Damn, they went through that Lisa Bonet season of A Different World quickly.

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ltwinslow — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:02:54 EDT

ohhhhhhhhhh.

really?

ltwinslow

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thefuseproject — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:02:36 EDT

7-11 here I come!

thefuseproject

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chilltown — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:02:21 EDT

BULLSHIT. Ok you guys deserved 1.

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thefuseproject — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:02:04 EDT

Fuck me.

thefuseproject

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Becky_MI — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:02:03 EDT

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Becky_MI