<![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Tue, 13 May 2008 16:05:38 EDT Tue, 13 May 2008 16:05:38 EDT http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5674639 @Robert Barone's Dog: It bounced OFF Mr. Redlegs' cheek, paused--in midair, mind you--and came to rest on Mr. Red's left thigh.

mp5

]]> 11:388353:c5674639 Tue, 13 May 2008 16:05:38 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5600817 I would have said Wizard Cat (what do you think it was thinking that its eyes were blazing so?) but then I saw that pic of Mr. Red. Man, oh, man, how creepy. I won't be able to sleep tonight.

riahekans

]]> 11:388353:c5600817 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:05:15 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5598348 PETA has now called on for a suspension of Gapper, "saying he rode Mr. Redlegs too hard." PETA also believes that Mr. Redlegs was on steroids to "perform better" for the 8,000 fans at the game.

GetTheLedOut

]]> 11:388353:c5598348 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:49:01 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5597291 If it turns out to be Weintraub, I say we seek the death penalty.

Viva_Delmon

]]> 11:388353:c5597291 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:17:13 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5595902 He will recount this story years from now and explain how there was sniper fire, so he had to hit the deck.

Laser Guided

]]> 11:388353:c5595902 Thu, 08 May 2008 13:37:51 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5594296 Anybody seen Barry Larkin?

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> 11:388353:c5594296 Thu, 08 May 2008 12:46:44 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5594168 @hockalees: Mose Schrute (well, the real guy who plays him) went to high school with my husband.

Jen P

]]> 11:388353:c5594168 Thu, 08 May 2008 12:41:50 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5594005 The whole thing was staged. Gapper was just teaching his kids a lesson about the importance of always leaving a note.

The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History

]]> 11:388353:c5594005 Thu, 08 May 2008 12:36:01 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5593632 Does Craig MacTavish have an alibi?

strong like bull smart like tractor

]]> 11:388353:c5593632 Thu, 08 May 2008 12:23:55 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5593588 mr. met laughs at this guy.

Tyreeeeeli

]]> 11:388353:c5593588 Thu, 08 May 2008 12:22:31 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5593541 so was he (the guy inside the suit) holding onto his head afterward because it hurt, or to try to prevent the shame of people seeing his face?

1 Speed Bike

]]> 11:388353:c5593541 Thu, 08 May 2008 12:20:57 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5593536 I think it was the doing of the cross-town Indians and Chief Wahoo, since it looks like a scalping.

HugsFromHarold

]]> 11:388353:c5593536 Thu, 08 May 2008 12:20:49 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5593004 Look at that giant head! First I've heard of Bonds being signed by the Reds.

Chief Illiniwek

]]> 11:388353:c5593004 Thu, 08 May 2008 12:03:48 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5592875 Redlegs is just really into the Tudors, and was making an artistic statement about Anne Boleyn's fall and eventual decapitation.

shtickless

]]> 11:388353:c5592875 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:58:37 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5592844 According to Skip Bayless, he wants all mascots banned from baseball.

So it's gotta be him

Cinco Ocho

]]> 11:388353:c5592844 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:57:28 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5592619 @The Gizmo from Pismo: That's more than the number of legitimate hitters on the team!

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> 11:388353:c5592619 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:49:46 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5592600 He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

Gus Johnson's Cardiologist

]]> 11:388353:c5592600 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:49:10 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5592583 Regardless of who did it, it was worth it to hear the collective gasp of all of the little shits in my section that felt the need to have a god damn screaming contest in between every inning. It was like a public execution of Bob the Builder.

Peter Nincompoop

]]> 11:388353:c5592583 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:48:46 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5592468 @David Hume: What can Brown do for you?

VidaBlueBalls

]]> 11:388353:c5592468 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:44:54 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5592431 Mr. Redlegs must have been a Philistine.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:388353:c5592431 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:43:33 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5592399 @The Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad Disaster: So the Germans would have us believe.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> 11:388353:c5592399 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:42:26 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5592398 @Upshaws Leash: Plus he was fucking his wife.

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> 11:388353:c5592398 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:42:25 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5592370 @Weed Against Speed: Belding was hosting a party on sorority row and emceeing the wet-tshirt contest.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:388353:c5592370 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:41:29 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5592341 @NovakAintNoJokovic: actually, i think there are 4 total.

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> 11:388353:c5592341 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:40:28 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5592318 Witnessess report seeing three sausages running from the ballpark from various sites carrying rifle cases.

Oliver Stone has bought the footage.

"Back, and to the right"

Still, more graceful than Adam Dunn in the outfield.

Steve-O-Reno

]]> 11:388353:c5592318 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:39:31 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5592291 You can't say that Cincinnati doesn't love you, Mr. Redlegs.

Delicious Pundit

]]> 11:388353:c5592291 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:38:40 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5592252 How about Tebow? He really gets into doing stuff like this.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:388353:c5592252 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:37:04 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5592237 Can someone explain to me why the Reds have two mascots, Mr. Redlegs and Gapper? Is one just not good enough?

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> 11:388353:c5592237 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:36:17 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5592224 Our mascots' HEADS ARE FALLIN' OFF!

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:388353:c5592224 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:35:37 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5592196 You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

The Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad Disaster

]]> 11:388353:c5592196 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:34:14 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5592187 Does anyone know the whereabouts of Dennis Haskins at the time of the incident?

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:388353:c5592187 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:33:53 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5592174 So how many fucking mascots does one horseshit team need? That's three, by my count. Four, if you count Dusty Baker.

Catenaccio

]]> 11:388353:c5592174 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:33:27 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5592120 Unfortunately, Mr. Redlegs had to be euthanized on the warning track shortly there after.

Fletch F. Fletch

]]> 11:388353:c5592120 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:31:34 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5592088 It was Bronson Arroyo. It was no secret that Mr. Redlegs thought his cover of "Everlong" sucked ass.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> 11:388353:c5592088 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:30:06 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5592061 Mr. Redlegs= Preston Wilson
Gapper= Terrance Dean


Fletch F. Fletch

]]> 11:388353:c5592061 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:29:03 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5592041 Randall Simon was driving the ATV.

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> 11:388353:c5592041 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:28:27 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5592026 Dr. Johnny Fever: 60s flashback.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:388353:c5592026 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:28:02 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5592022 @millensdraftskills:

Purple prose < Blue Balls < Yellow Belly < Red Ass < Green Thumb < The Pink

David Hume

]]> 11:388353:c5592022 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:27:55 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5592020 His head fell off?

Yeah, he was pretty old.

Threat Level: Midnight

]]> 11:388353:c5592020 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:27:53 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591988 @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Awesome +1.

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:388353:c5591988 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:26:54 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591980 Anyone else see a puff of smoke in the top left corner of the third frame?

Hubert Humphrey Methadone

]]> 11:388353:c5591980 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:26:32 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591959 Aaron Harang: wanted to keep the "weirdest facial hair on the team" title

André Roussimoff

]]> 11:388353:c5591959 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:25:55 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591941 It was Corey Patterson. He was jealous of Mr. Redlegs higher OBP

Matt_T

]]> 11:388353:c5591941 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:25:18 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591917 Purple prose < Blue Balls

Chaunceyshammy

]]> 11:388353:c5591917 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:24:34 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591891 Benny the Bull was seen leaving the scene on a red mo-ped.

CIALIS COOPER

]]> 11:388353:c5591891 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:23:36 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591890 Crosby Stills and Nash are furiously writing a song in tribute. Young is probably too busy with the toy trains to care, though.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> 11:388353:c5591890 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:23:35 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591886 Gapper?
Just... sad. You're a lame "mascot" AND you're staging assasination attempts.


FightTiger

]]> 11:388353:c5591886 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:23:24 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591881 This should be an Agatha Christie novel... for cosplay enthusiasts.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:388353:c5591881 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:23:20 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591878 Not the time to lose one's head.
That's not the way to get ahead in life.
It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
He'll never be the head of a major corporation.

Okay, that'll do.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:388353:c5591878 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:23:11 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591867 It was Johnny Bench. He's still pissed off that The Baseball Bunch was taken off the air in 1985 and has always suspected Mr. Redlegs had something to do with it.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:388353:c5591867 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:22:38 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591863 Should've been you, Mr. Met.

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:388353:c5591863 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:22:32 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591864 His head went down and to the right. There must have been an accomplice.

sir_pantsalot

]]> 11:388353:c5591864 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:22:32 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591853 it was Mr. Met. this league is only big enough for one mascot with an unnecessarily large baseball head. Braves mascot... you're next!

Upshaws Leash

]]> 11:388353:c5591853 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:22:08 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591849 That was one magic loogie.

Robert Barone’s Dog

]]> 11:388353:c5591849 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:22:02 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591844 The manufacturer of the ATV has to be added to the list of suspects. Have we learned nothing from the incidents involving Moose, Mariner and Crisp, Coco?

+1 to this entire post.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:388353:c5591844 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:21:56 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591836 FUCK YEAH!

-Randall Simon

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:388353:c5591836 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:21:44 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591824 I think it was Roger McDowell.

Glass_Family

]]> 11:388353:c5591824 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:21:19 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591812 Just like at home, no head.

Chones_Chonies

]]> 11:388353:c5591812 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:21:05 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591806 Shoulda been you, Youppi.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> 11:388353:c5591806 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:20:55 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591798 You never leave a man behind!

Carmen McFanzone

]]> 11:388353:c5591798 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:20:47 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591781 I'll see if I can ascertain Eric Karabell's fantasy take on these events now in his live chat.

Stay Away From Oprah

]]> 11:388353:c5591781 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:20:13 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591777 Little known fact: Gapper is the former mayor of Dallas.

Arriaga_II

]]> 11:388353:c5591777 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:20:06 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591773 I guess this means People for the Ethical Treatment of Mascots will be staging protests this weekend.

DumpsterDining

]]> 11:388353:c5591773 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:20:00 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591758 @Magnakai Haaskivi: I was thinking magic missile.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:388353:c5591758 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:19:38 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591755 Hey Ralphie, you'll shoot your eye out

Tebow2007

]]> 11:388353:c5591755 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:19:31 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591750 Joe Morgan: Because the 1975 Reds didn't need no mascot so the current Reds should be able to get along without one too.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:388353:c5591750 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:19:25 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591748 @Doyle McPoyle: First thing I thought of. Chip chop chip.

LeagueofShadows

]]> 11:388353:c5591748 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:19:23 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591745 Not my boyfriend John Fay!

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:388353:c5591745 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:19:21 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591746 See how quick those Reds Trainers were getting out there to help him...

That's what years of Griffey Jr. in the outfield will do for a training staff

HockeyMountain

]]> 11:388353:c5591746 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:19:21 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591743 Rob Iracane is fucking John Fay, so he is also a suspect.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> 11:388353:c5591743 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:19:19 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591737 @Civil Negligence: Better still, let's leave him in a dumpster with his head tucked between Shanoff's legs.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:388353:c5591737 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:19:08 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591730 Lance Armstrong can relate to losing a ball.

BradLee

]]> 11:388353:c5591730 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:18:42 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591728 A simple cantrip from Wizard Cat is all that it took...

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> 11:388353:c5591728 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:18:36 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591725 Please be Weintraub. Send him to prison with no computer access.

LeagueofShadows

]]> 11:388353:c5591725 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:18:27 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591723 Ronaldo..will do anything for head

asliceofbacon

]]> 11:388353:c5591723 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:18:26 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591722 LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING! IT'S LIKE SPUTNIK!

roland_t_flakfizer

]]> 11:388353:c5591722 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:18:25 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591711 Couldn't have been Schott, Mr. Redlegs is clearly not black.

Also, I didn't know Jim Gaffigan reported for the Cincy Enquirer!

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:388353:c5591711 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:18:11 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591712 Mike Wilbon was seen leaving the scene in a World B. Free jersey.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:388353:c5591712 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:18:11 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591703 Can we please leave Weintraub in Wednesdays?

Civil Negligence

]]> 11:388353:c5591703 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:17:58 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591695 "Mr. Chandler, it's Jim Garrison on Line 1..."

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

]]> 11:388353:c5591695 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:17:49 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591690 must be on something.

his boner never softened.

MattMillenFanClub

]]> 11:388353:c5591690 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:17:23 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591684 Wow.
I thought there would be a lot more blood involved.

FEAST

]]> 11:388353:c5591684 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:17:16 EDT <![CDATA[Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591675 Mose Schrute is Mr. Redlegs?!?!

hockalees

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