<![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Thu, 08 May 2008 13:38:12 EDT Thu, 08 May 2008 13:38:12 EDT http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5595916 who dug up al lewis?

Johnny LaRue

]]> 11:388383:c5595916 Thu, 08 May 2008 13:38:12 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5593454 Wow, I didn't know having season tickets to your favorite team since 1967 automatically makes you a pretentious fan. Jeez, what douchebags those fuckers in Green Bay must be...

Max Power

]]> 11:388383:c5593454 Thu, 08 May 2008 12:18:31 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5592189 Was it just me, or did I hear Reggie Miller refer to the Magic "clicking on all cylinders" last night? Sounds to me like a bad case of vapour lock.

BlueMenu

]]> 11:388383:c5592189 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:33:55 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5591587 Yawn...

WithMalice

]]> 11:388383:c5591587 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:12:53 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5591024 @Alonzo Mosely:

as long as you can agree that 'Coked Up Werewolf' is one of the greatest accomplishments of the 21st Century

Thundercracker

]]> 11:388383:c5591024 Thu, 08 May 2008 10:51:01 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5590889 Were the NBA, and David Stern, a little too fucking giddy in their showering of praise over an anal rapist? Fuck LA, fuck Bill Simmons, and fuck that guy who played a werewolf in some fucking lousy movie, you fucks.

/bitter Jazz fan

Alonzo Mosely

]]> 11:388383:c5590889 Thu, 08 May 2008 10:46:15 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5590853 @Chamomiles Davis: +1 for any Venture Bros. reference. Great episode.

Uecker Seats

]]> 11:388383:c5590853 Thu, 08 May 2008 10:44:46 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5590749 Pretentious Laker fans? A little redundant, no?

suntastic

]]> 11:388383:c5590749 Thu, 08 May 2008 10:40:37 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5590704 @ghostsoftheSCupcountry:

"They moved the team to Minneapolis?! Thats fuckin bullshit! If I cared I'd protest."

Thundercracker

]]> 11:388383:c5590704 Thu, 08 May 2008 10:39:14 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5590588 @Thundercracker: Imagine the reaction to a Mikan jersey.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:388383:c5590588 Thu, 08 May 2008 10:34:35 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5590321 @Becky_MI: my prediction is he will be out for the series if not the year. Flip will activate Hunter or Dixon and work with that

that being said I was already sick of hearing "Chauncey is out and that will help the Magic" by the 3rd qtr

Chaunceyshammy

]]> 11:388383:c5590321 Thu, 08 May 2008 10:23:43 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5590232 And the Six Million Dollar Man toy line featured a bigfoot doll.

Brock: You coulda told me that Sasquatch was a... a dude.
Summers: Huh? What, you couldn't tell?
Brock: Not until I had to... [shudders] shave him.
Summers: What are you, shy? Sasquatch doesn't have anything you
haven't seen before.
Brock: Sasquatch IS something I haven't seen before!

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:388383:c5590232 Thu, 08 May 2008 10:20:31 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5590225 @Secret Identity: And I just threw up in my mouth. Twice.

Rule #1 on hiring GMs: Thou shalt not hire a new GM with the same first name and a similar last name as the one you just fired.
Rule #2 on hiring GMs: Thou shalt not hire a new GM who was just fired for being wildly incompetent.

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:388383:c5590225 Thu, 08 May 2008 10:20:09 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5590066 @Becky_MI:

My fan experience has taken a very good 180 starting with the 2006-2007 NFL Season, I stopped watching Sportscenter, pre-game & halftime shows (with the exception of Inside The NBA) and reading any MSM writers I don't have a particular respect for.

I actually look forward to games, I don't miss any REAL news relating to the games and with the exception of this NBA/NHL playoffs I'm not disappointed/irritated with the games by the time they air.

So for Chauncey, if I don't hear him listed as out for game 4 officially I will expect to see him play.

Thundercracker

]]> 11:388383:c5590066 Thu, 08 May 2008 10:13:53 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5589984 After last night, Boozer has been busted down to Lieutenant Obvious.

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:388383:c5589984 Thu, 08 May 2008 10:09:40 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5589965 Laker fan sees Jabbar jersey:
"We get a new guy?"

Thundercracker

]]> 11:388383:c5589965 Thu, 08 May 2008 10:08:31 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5589953 Big. Fat. No.

I will absolutely agree with everyone in advance about the Chauncey hamstring stories being nauseating from here till Saturday. If he can play, he will, and it won't be heroic, it'll just be his job.

Becky_MI

]]> 11:388383:c5589953 Thu, 08 May 2008 10:07:44 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5589939 Have Nicholson and Gary Busey ever done a movie together? the boat loads of crazy would be awesome to watch.

drewheyman

]]> 11:388383:c5589939 Thu, 08 May 2008 10:07:14 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5589869 He eats breakfast 300 yards away from 14 Mexicans who are paid to do his landscaping.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:388383:c5589869 Thu, 08 May 2008 10:03:53 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5589862 post to read, eh?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:388383:c5589862 Thu, 08 May 2008 10:03:35 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5589686 My perfect script involves Kobe in a Colorado prison cell.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:388383:c5589686 Thu, 08 May 2008 09:53:50 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5589547 @UkraineNotWeak: Wow, you took a long trip in the wayback machine to get to that one.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:388383:c5589547 Thu, 08 May 2008 09:45:09 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5589506 @UkraineNotWeak: I believe you are referring to the shirt Penny Marshall was seen wearing at a Clippers game earlier this season.

Wait, what?

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:388383:c5589506 Thu, 08 May 2008 09:43:13 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5589463 How did Kobe NOT get booed last night by the crowd? Its as if L.A. is full of pretentious people or something...

Tebow2007

]]> 11:388383:c5589463 Thu, 08 May 2008 09:39:54 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5589394 John Hollinger says the Hawks are likely to replace Billy Knight with...

...

...

...

...Billy King!

I can't wait for the Knicks to hire Rob Babcock to replace Isiah as GM.

Secret Identity

]]> 11:388383:c5589394 Thu, 08 May 2008 09:36:44 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5589374 "I am the fucken shore patrol."

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:388383:c5589374 Thu, 08 May 2008 09:35:44 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5589347 I still don't get it. Is Jameer Nelson actually... good?

David Hume

]]> 11:388383:c5589347 Thu, 08 May 2008 09:33:49 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5589294 When asked to comment, Nicholson said, "Good times. Noodle salad."

Sh!tShow

]]> 11:388383:c5589294 Thu, 08 May 2008 09:31:05 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5589295 i dont know if i've ever seen a guy look as smug as jack. he pulls off the smarmy "i want to punch this guy in the face" look like a champ.

SideAngleSide

]]> 11:388383:c5589295 Thu, 08 May 2008 09:31:05 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5589284 I'm concerned because (Billups is) our quarterback

Someone tell him to stop kneeling down at the end of games.

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:388383:c5589284 Thu, 08 May 2008 09:30:46 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5589274 @shtickless: He's starting to resemble Dyan Cannon too.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> 11:388383:c5589274 Thu, 08 May 2008 09:30:12 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5589266 When I tell you to bury Utah in the marsh, you bury them IN the marsh. Not where some guy from St. John's goes every Tuesday for a blowjob! DON'T LAUGH! THIS AIN'T REALITY TV!!

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:388383:c5589266 Thu, 08 May 2008 09:29:54 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5589249 "Who sticks his index fingers and thumbs out like pistols, does whatever he wants whenever he wants, snorts assloads of coke and bangs women 1/3 his age? This guy!!"

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:388383:c5589249 Thu, 08 May 2008 09:29:06 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5589221 Where is the Jack Nicholson neckbeard?

The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

]]> 11:388383:c5589221 Thu, 08 May 2008 09:27:11 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5589177 It's nice to see Skeletor was momentarily able to abandon his pursuit of Castle Greyskull in order to attend a basketball game.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> 11:388383:c5589177 Thu, 08 May 2008 09:24:41 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5589173 After being in the Staples Center and the Departed, Jack's the man if you want a lifetime achievment award.

Arriaga_II

]]> 11:388383:c5589173 Thu, 08 May 2008 09:24:35 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5589154 @Weed Against Speed:

I was thinking Medically Vitalized Penis

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:388383:c5589154 Thu, 08 May 2008 09:23:20 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5589126 It was quite the coincidence when Jack Nicholson showed up wearing his "More Viagra Please" t-shirt the same night Kobe was presented his MVP award.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:388383:c5589126 Thu, 08 May 2008 09:21:14 EDT <![CDATA[Kobe, Pretentious Lakers Fans Celebrate A Lifetime Of Achievement]]> http://deadspin.com/388383/kobe-pretentious-lakers-fans-celebrate-a-lifetime-of-achievement#c5589115 Jack Nicholson is starting to look like Diane Keaton.

shtickless

]]> 11:388383:c5589115 Thu, 08 May 2008 09:20:18 EDT