<![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I think Ron Burgundy can win that fight...but needs Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary to hit better." - SuckIt_Iracane

DougOLis

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I think the Cheetah Girls can make a platinum record... but needs Bailon and Williams to sing better." - r_symone

shtickless

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I think these comments could get worse.... but need booze and more booze to think about it better.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I think I can survive up here...I just need a couple of robots to mock movies with me." -joelrobinson

Zapp Brannigan's Girdle

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I think I could make an NFL Roster, but I need an AK and Booze to Play Better.
-M_Clarrett

FirstDerivative

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I am a terrible Al Pacino movie. - simone

suntastic

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I think Obama can win...he just needs Rev Wright and his wife to shut the fuck up"

-changetheworld08

HernandezStache

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I think Utah can take a game, but the Lakers make Boozer and Kirilenko look like Ben Poquette and Allan Bristow.

SmedIndy

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I think that Utah Phillips can make a joke ... but needs Moose Turd Pie to taste better." - yeah_mydadwasafolkie

Barry Lutz

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I think I can walk...But I need my legs to start moving. - S.Hawking.

Russian Experiment

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I think Benson can take pepper spray to the eyes-- god, he's a boozer.

ThWard

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I think Bridget Fonda was great in Point Of No Return, but La Femme Nikita was better."

--NinaSimone

Whitey Fisk

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0: It's like you're reading from my itinerary post-God! Save the Fan reading.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I think that Leitch can write a book... but is full of shit when it comes to the blogs. -BuzzBissmyassinger

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I think you can become a great singer.....now finish drinking that bottle of booze. -AmyWinehouse'sLiquorCabinet

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I think commas are for assholes ... ellipses bitches"
t_simone

wildcatfan

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I think that the real killers can take the blame ... but I need Cochrane and Dershowitz to lawyer better." - O_Simpson

UTFLW

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I think the Utah Saints can take a break ... but they need to play 'Something Good' first."

Spors Gratia Sportis

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I think Will has a mole on the inside at ESPN who posts these crap comments intentionally for us" - ESP_Ntern

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I think that U-Force can take a game ... and render it completely useless." --IheartNES

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I like chatting with Charles Barkley and all, but having Starr Jones as four of my five is better." -d_wade

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I think Utah can take a punk scene....but needs Matthew Lillard to stop making movies.-He's-Awful.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Thanks, Simone - Ben Stein

thetaxman

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I think I can defeat the Spanish monarchy and become the Great Liberator of South America... but I must rally the troops to fight harder." Simon Bolivar

HugsFromHarold

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I think I can take a dump... but I need Metamucil and Ex-Lax to play better." --c_onstipated

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I think I can watch a game on Eutaw Street, but I need booze to make the Orioles look better. -stoopidangelos

Paper Cut

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I think Utah is a great place for multiple marriages.......hope this catches on. - PolygamyIsForEverbody

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I think that in Utah I could snag a wife...maybe even three or four."

--p_lygamist

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I think in Utah I can take another wife, but I need Jesus and stupid girls with no self esteem to make it work.

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I think Charlie Weiss can take a joke...but I need booze to make it funnier.
-danajacobsonjokemachine

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I think that The Cosby Show was the best show ever...but it needed more shows about Olivia."
-r_symone

Chuck Knoblockhead

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> damnit...I didn't see the first johnny utah reference.
-jackass

EDogII

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I think I can take home that girl, but I need booze and a roofie.

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I think Johnny Utah can take them down...but needs a surf board and a president mask to fit in better.
-KReeves, Dude

EDogII

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Johnny LaRue: and all espn talking heads.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @UkraineNotWeak: +100% pure adrenaline.

ClueHeywood

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I think I can pay for half of Stacy's abortion...but Rick better pay."

--M_Damone

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I'm gonna go out on a limb here and propose the obvious, with lots of qualifiers just in case."
-all celebrated espn.com commenters

Johnny LaRue

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I think Joe can be the best 3rd wheel on the 3 Stooges, but needs Curly and Shemp to drop dead."

howardfinehoward1950

Gus Johnson's Cardiologist

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @UkraineNotWeak:

Fuck, I had Johnny Utah and Bodhi, but couldn't put it together fast enough.

+1 to you good sir.

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I had sex with Dwayne Wade, but it took booze and an AK 47 to play better" -t_simone

OlsenTwinsValueMenu

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Great. Utah can take a game. Stop the fucking presses.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Damn. I thought his comment was unconditional. Then all of a sudden, three dots!

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I think that Utah can take them down ... but needs Bodhi and Roach to screw up." - bellsbay

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I think Utah can take a shit...but needs booze and cigarettes to really stink up the joint.
t_charmin

Johnny LaRue

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I think this movie could make millions...but needs Pacino to act like he's not mailing in his part." -"s1m0ne"

André Roussimoff

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> (Team) needs (players) to play better in order to win!!

/seriously, it's like mad libs

McNutty

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I think Bluto can drink the keg...but his need for booze might lead to future peril." --j_belushi

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I think that hot sexy female co-ed can take my game ... but needs Booze and Liquor to play dead better"

-AztecFratBoy69

Herbies_Wingman

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Good to see the waitress chick from Pee-wee's Big Adventure is still hanging around.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I think that brother Jebediah can take a third wife...but Chastity and Liahona need to play along." -t_smone

ClueHeywood

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I think that I could get wasted... but needs Booze and Kine Bud to really take it to another level."

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I think Utah can take a boozer -- but it needs to open up some bars in Salt Lake City." -- josephsmith

BringBackAlHolland

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I think Syesha can take the crown...but needs Cook and Archuleta to drop dead on stage." --scowell21

The Teufel Shuffle

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I think I can be head of the class, but need Dennis and Arvid to give me a hand

-simone

Encouraging Referee Pitman

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I think that Utah can take a game...if they score more points than L.A.

-WhatMyDadUsedToSay

francois_leroux_speedskater

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I think Utah can take a game... but needs me and Kirilenko to play better." -- cboozer

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I think Kim can take a punch...but she needs to stop forcing me to go to court-BMyers39

How do you spell retard?

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I think that skanky girl wouldn't be pregnant from Saturday night if I had used protection." -t_simone

asliceofbacon

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I am Carlos Boozer writing in the 3rd person" - t_simone

Arriaga_II

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