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Half The Contract's Gonna Go To Fill That Tank, Buddy

RachelRayIsTheDevil — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:07:02 EDT

Outstanding cyber-douche battle. I laughed , I cried, I put a rubber glove on my mouse hand.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

Half The Contract's Gonna Go To Fill That Tank, Buddy

RachelRayIsTheDevil — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:04:49 EDT

Who photoshopped the 8 kids in the back seat out of the picture?

RachelRayIsTheDevil

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Human_Cannonball — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:36:46 EDT

He has room for all his kids in the back seat, not their moms, just the kids.

Human_Cannonball

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DAGOTRON — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:33:43 EDT

Darren McFadden fills up other people's gas tanks. [/anal]

DAGOTRON

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iHaveaRagingTebowner — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:33:05 EDT

@Sandy Magic Jackson: That's only in the moanin'.

iHaveaRagingTebowner

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Gourmet Spud — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:25:27 EDT

@A Pimp Named DaveR:

Excellent.

Gourmet Spud

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supermike5alive — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:12:43 EDT

@Johnny LaRue: you are the supreme winner of all cyber douche-wars. #1 cyber douche. congrats.

supermike5alive

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:53:18 EDT

Is a cyber douche what you use to clean out your iGina?

A Pimp Named DaveR

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Johnny LaRue — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:42:28 EDT

uh oh .... somehow I ended up in a cyber douche-war with SM. Anyone know the proper way to get out of this? Iracane?

Johnny LaRue

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supermike5alive — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:33:58 EDT

@Johnny LaRue: i'm welcome to drive them?

what, you're welcoming me?

so.... you own them all and are inviting - welcoming - me over to drive them?

thanks, but no thanks.

fucking loser.

supermike5alive

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Johnny LaRue — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:15:12 EDT

@supermike5alive: you're welcome to drive them, too

Johnny LaRue

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supermike5alive — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:08:31 EDT

@Johnny LaRue:

[gaylife.about.com]

uhoh - Porsche Cayman, Buick Enclave, Scion tC, Saturn Sky, VW EOS, Dodge Charger, Subaru Forester, MB E320 Bluetec, Cadillac Escalade, Lexus LS, Mazda 6, Hyundai Sonata...

ALL GAY!!!!!!

supermike5alive

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supermike5alive — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:04:01 EDT

@RachelRayIsTheDevil: yeah well i drive two H2 hummers that are strapped together, side-by-side. that's how ENORMOUS my balls are.

WOT ALWAYS!

supermike5alive

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drewheyman — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:57:52 EDT

the pic isn't from '99. you can tell by the faux brake vents, which are emulating a Range Rover, and first became popular in about '05-06.

unless... that is a time traveling car!!

drewheyman

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part time lover, full time hater — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:54:39 EDT

@A Pimp Named DaveR: that's... perfect.

part time lover, full time hater

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Johnny LaRue — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:52:33 EDT

@RachelRayIsTheDevil: (cough...fag car...cough)

[www.girlinshortshorts.blogspot.com]

Johnny LaRue

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:46:02 EDT

You know how I know you're gay? You pimped out your Crown Vic.

A Pimp Named DaveR

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Barry White Stripes, Office LW — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:45:22 EDT

@twoeightnine: There's still so much in that video that makes me laugh...esp when they "Show off" at the end, and nearly side swipe cars on the other side of the street and blow through a stop sign.

Barry White Stripes, Office LW

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:41:18 EDT

@supermike5alive:
(cough....chic car....cough)

RachelRayIsTheDevil

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:35:40 EDT

@The Fan's Attic: Fat Guy in a Little Car! Fat Guy in a Little Car!

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:34:57 EDT

@EddieRebel: Fortnite!

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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Jen P — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:34:17 EDT

I don't need any more life-size pictures of Shaq on my internets, thanks.

Jen P

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EddieRebel — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:31:05 EDT

McFadden's dad rode a Mini.

EddieRebel

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Laser Guided — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:30:00 EDT

@HazelMaesLandingStrip: That car is a crown vic. It's a 1996. I had one just like it (sans tricking). It is a V8, rear wheel drive, workhorse american sedan with testicles. Please do not compare it to an escort.

/jalopnik'd

Laser Guided

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sir_pantsalot — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:26:51 EDT

@sir_pantsalot: further proof of the quality of the gene pool. Existent you dip sh!t.

sir_pantsalot

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sir_pantsalot — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:25:33 EDT

And replace the non-eistent nibbles while we are at it.

sir_pantsalot

Half The Contract's Gonna Go To Fill That Tank, Buddy

sir_pantsalot — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:24:54 EDT

@twoeightnine:Can we just empty out the gene pool and refill if?

sir_pantsalot

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G.G. — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:23:35 EDT

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!!!

G.G.

Half The Contract's Gonna Go To Fill That Tank, Buddy

supermike5alive — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:21:52 EDT

nothing wrong with a Miata. a very fine, inexpensive, fun to drive little roadster. rated best in it's class.

how about: (Oh, and lose the prejudices, by the way.)

supermike5alive

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Whitey Fisk — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:16:23 EDT

Not mentioned is that McFadden also bought a giant drill to get oil from ANWR. He also bought ANWR.

Whitey Fisk

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dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:15:06 EDT

A guy named McFadden with a car like that just screams overcompensation.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

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twoeightnine — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:14:54 EDT

Woo WOOOOO

Don't start watching the related videos. You'll be done for the day.

twoeightnine

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Beef on Weck — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:13:15 EDT

Have all of Will's black t-shirts been emblazoned with the word "HOPE" across the chest? I guess some probably say "CHANGE".

Beef on Weck

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:09:07 EDT

@That-Dude: I prefer not to woo the chicks that are impressed by a piece of shit like that, but maybe that's just me.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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Russian Experiment — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:06:40 EDT

@Sandy Magic Jackson: WAAAAAAAA! Great Reference!

Russian Experiment

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PeteJayhawk — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:06:27 EDT

The fender vents are what makes it fast.

PeteJayhawk

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That-Dude — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:04:58 EDT

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Well you can buy that impala or cutlass for about 5 large. So, even with 10K rims and candy coat (mang), you are in the hole 15K. I don't think the Ford Focus woos the chicks like a set of Kobes.

/ Personally owns a very conservative car on stock wheels.

That-Dude

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MeSoHornsby — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:04:14 EDT

I'd love to see Spud Webb try to get in that car.

MeSoHornsby

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Secret Identity — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:04:00 EDT

If he played for the Buffalo Bills, he would absolutely no doubt about it drive a Honda Civic.

Secret Identity

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DumpsterDining — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:03:35 EDT

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: Probably the smart move.

DumpsterDining

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Johnny LaRue — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:02:29 EDT

"And you see that license plate holder? Platinum, muthaFUCKAS!"

Johnny LaRue

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The Fan’s Attic — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:02:14 EDT

@DumpsterDining: Shaq's a big man...he needs a big picture.

The Fan’s Attic

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pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:02:08 EDT

/sits quietly

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

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Bluenatic — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:02:07 EDT

I have a sneaking suspicion that ride isn't street legal.

Bluenatic

Half The Contract's Gonna Go To Fill That Tank, Buddy

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:00:59 EDT

I guarantee you, they laugh that shit off in Miami.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

Half The Contract's Gonna Go To Fill That Tank, Buddy

Natrone Means Business — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:00:28 EDT

My '99 camry has rim envy.

Natrone Means Business

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FEAST — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:00:15 EDT

@Sandy Magic Jackson: +25
You pose' to be up cookn' brefsk or sumtin' woooooo woooooooo

FEAST

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Schluby — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:00:01 EDT

Can we say by the date tag that this isn't Darren McFadden? Besides, how can we tell, don't they all look........

Schluby

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HazelMaesLandingStrip — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:59:04 EDT

I always wanted to know how I could pimp out my Ford Escort, Darren McFadden thank you.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

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sir_pantsalot — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:58:35 EDT

@ArkansasFred:If I remember correctly he spent 24D on gasoline.

sir_pantsalot

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FEAST — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:58:32 EDT

[images.smarter.com]

Darius Miles says stop hatin on my whip

FEAST

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DumpsterDining — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:58:07 EDT

@The Fan's Attic: You need to make the picture bigger. I can barely see it.

DumpsterDining

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The Fan’s Attic — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:57:07 EDT

@The Fan's Attic: Holy Giant Picture, TFA!

The Fan’s Attic

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ArkansasFred — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:56:21 EDT

Hm. For some reason I got sidetracked at Busted Coverage and no longer cared how much Pete Wentz spends on gas.

ArkansasFred

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:56:09 EDT

One ride with Rosie O'Donnell and that suspension is fucked. - The Donald.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

Half The Contract's Gonna Go To Fill That Tank, Buddy

The Fan’s Attic — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:56:06 EDT

Shaq has a $23,000/mnth gas bill and to fight this he has started carpooling.

[jalopnik.com]

The Fan’s Attic

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Rob Iracane — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:55:52 EDT

@Clare: Will's not your guy, friend!

Rob Iracane

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Sandy Magic Jackson — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:55:22 EDT

I prefer Cluckin Bell myself... muthafuckas!

Sandy Magic Jackson

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Matt_T — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:55:17 EDT

Well, when you ghostride, it doesn't use up as much gas.

Matt_T

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:55:03 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: Actually, it isn't going to.

Weed Against Speed

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Babcocksure — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:54:36 EDT

sittin on 23's beeyotch!

Babcocksure

Half The Contract's Gonna Go To Fill That Tank, Buddy

Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:54:36 EDT

If I may...

I can't stand the fucking idiots who take a middle of the road car then add about $10,000+ to pimp it out. Why not just take all that money and buy a decent car to start with? What a sound investement to trick out your piece of shit you probably spend 1% of your time in. Asshats.

/end rant

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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Jefferson Short Bus — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:54:24 EDT

@The Diesel: I bet they put sugar on the chalupas in Arkansas.

Jefferson Short Bus

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:54:23 EDT

Driving in that upright style is going to cross over well to the NFL.

Weed Against Speed

Half The Contract's Gonna Go To Fill That Tank, Buddy

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:54:05 EDT

Those have got to be 26's . Maybe even 28's. On a Ford? C'mon, D-Mac. You know Chevys and Caddies deserve those type of rims.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

Half The Contract's Gonna Go To Fill That Tank, Buddy

Doyle McPoyle — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:54:00 EDT

I'm suprised these stars are so frivilous with their money, don't they all subscribe to Lenny Dykstra's magazine?

Doyle McPoyle

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Arriaga_II — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:52:33 EDT

He just lifted his car so he didn't have to strain to reach the Taco Bell drive-thru window.

Arriaga_II

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Herbies_Wingman — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:52:04 EDT

Yea, but how is the backseat?

Starbury

Herbies_Wingman

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Jen P — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:51:32 EDT

@Dan Levy: Maybe Y2K killed the camera. It's perpetually stuck on 1999.

Jen P

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The Diesel — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:51:12 EDT

Hey! Its one of finest eateries in Fayetteville.

The Diesel

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Brazil Thrill — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:51:07 EDT

It looks like he's saving up some gas money by eating exclusively at Taco Bell.

Hey, maybe they can hire him to be a spokesperson for the Taco Bell diet. And by spokesperson I mean survivor, of course.

Brazil Thrill

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DumpsterDining — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:50:59 EDT

Memo to self:

It's wrong to stereotype, It's wrong to stereotype, It's wrong to stereotype.....

DumpsterDining

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Clare — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:50:08 EDT

Darren McFadden is not your buddy, guy!

Clare

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Gourmet Spud — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:49:47 EDT

David Eckstein could change his oil standing up.

Gourmet Spud

Half The Contract's Gonna Go To Fill That Tank, Buddy

CharlesBronsonPinchot — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:49:45 EDT

I would like to see the nation do away with Nascar. We're in a crisis, afterall.

CharlesBronsonPinchot

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Send It In, Jerome! — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:49:44 EDT

@Send It In, Jerome!: ^Emmitt.

Send It In, Jerome!

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The Teufel Shuffle — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:49:31 EDT

@Dan Levy: Dammit.

The Teufel Shuffle

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The Teufel Shuffle — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:49:00 EDT

That photo seems to be nine years old. Does that make Darren McFadden 30?

The Teufel Shuffle

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ASox — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:49:00 EDT

What? I thought that these things were disposable ..they stop after about 150 miles and I buy me a new ride.
D-fad

ASox

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Send It In, Jerome! — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:49:00 EDT

Emmett Smith is tired of seeing gas prices escalading so quickly.

Send It In, Jerome!

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Dan Levy — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:48:58 EDT

Does that ID tag on the photo say '99...as in 1999? That would have made him TWELVE years old?

There's a Roger Clemens joke in there somewhere.

Dan Levy

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:48:56 EDT

You see? Just purchase a nice regular car - a Ford in this case - and a professional athlete can travel around town in complete anonymity.

Weed Against Speed

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Jefferson Short Bus — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:48:52 EDT

So much for using the leftover cash from the gas fund to buy condoms.

Jefferson Short Bus

Half The Contract's Gonna Go To Fill That Tank, Buddy

Wyshynski — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:48:45 EDT

Why can't I stop staring at the Taco Bell in the background when I know it'll just give me the shits...

Wyshynski

Half The Contract's Gonna Go To Fill That Tank, Buddy

UkraineNotWeak — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:48:30 EDT

With gold at $1000 an ounce, that chain should cover the season.

UkraineNotWeak

Half The Contract's Gonna Go To Fill That Tank, Buddy

Matt Sussman — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:48:06 EDT

12:35 PM on Thu May 8 2008
By Latrell Sprewell"

Bylined.

Matt Sussman

Half The Contract's Gonna Go To Fill That Tank, Buddy

The Diesel — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:47:58 EDT

settle down. He didn't swipe that.

The Diesel

Half The Contract's Gonna Go To Fill That Tank, Buddy

Hustler of Culture — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:47:13 EDT

I'm assuming one of his illegitimate kids fills the tank for him...

Hustler of Culture

Half The Contract's Gonna Go To Fill That Tank, Buddy

Sandy Magic Jackson — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:46:45 EDT

Especially now that Darren's going to have to roll with Bubb Rubb and the whistlers in Oaktown. Woo-woo!

Sandy Magic Jackson

Half The Contract's Gonna Go To Fill That Tank, Buddy

SlickBomb — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:46:33 EDT

Let's just hope he doesn't clean that ride at Marvin Harrison's car wash.

SlickBomb