<![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Wed, 14 May 2008 11:43:36 EDT Wed, 14 May 2008 11:43:36 EDT http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5690155 My friends and I actually refer to it as "The Move".

We eventually figured out that we'd have to switch to manual goalie to ever stop that shot. Best Genesis game ever.

wheelsoffire

]]> 11:388445:c5690155 Wed, 14 May 2008 11:43:36 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5625041 I have fond memories of NFL '95 (I think that's what it was called... it wasn't Madden... it was the competing game) for the Sega. For some inexplicable reason, the lowest-ranked quarterbacks could outrun everyone and launch the ball eighty yards with ridiculous accuracy. Mark Vlasic, with his 17 rating, was a superstar in that game.

BlakeRedgrave

]]> 11:388445:c5625041 Fri, 09 May 2008 16:49:10 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5624986 Forget Mogilny, Pat LaFontaine was strangely unstoppable on the Sabres, seriously. You can basically skate down the ice, not get hit, and score at will.

Also, I was a Barry Sanders guys instead of Bo Jackson, same play though.

HuckNPluck

]]> 11:388445:c5624986 Fri, 09 May 2008 16:47:17 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5613985 @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: YES.

@Trenton Makes The World Takes: DOUBLE YES.

I still play both of those games, and still use both of those moves.

The other move in Baseball Stars: you can move your pitcher all the way to the side that the batter is hitting from, throw a pitch without moving it at all, and the hitter is guaranteed to weakly pop up or ground out every time.
I threw many 0 hit, 0 strikeout, 0 BB complete games.


quick

]]> 11:388445:c5613985 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:40:11 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5613825 I remember when I had NES Football all I would do is the QB sneak. No one ever suspects the QB sneak three times in a row.

Forkball

]]> 11:388445:c5613825 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:34:44 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5612023 I'm a day late but this is definitely the best thing I've ever read. No article has ever hit home with me this much.

Phatty

]]> 11:388445:c5612023 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:29:07 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5609805 @BigJimSlade:

+1, because there is no conceivable reason why that, and Mutant League Football have not been remade. I miss Bones Jackson.

Prederick

]]> 11:388445:c5609805 Fri, 09 May 2008 00:33:19 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5609207 @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: No, I also always played with the Browns. On Super Tecmo Bowl they were were even worse, but for some reason I can win everytime with them. QB BROWNS to Webster Slaughter=100 yd TD

wherewallaceat

]]> 11:388445:c5609207 Thu, 08 May 2008 23:35:38 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5607312 Steve fuckin' Larmer.

Thank you. Grampa could knock a player out of the game and shoot harder than anyone on the Hawks. '94 Roenick was nothing compared to Larmer.

Raskolnikov

]]> 11:388445:c5607312 Thu, 08 May 2008 21:17:07 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5606089 Steve fuckin' Larmer.

Skeets

]]> 11:388445:c5606089 Thu, 08 May 2008 19:46:18 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5604982 @starksgotejected: explain the moves.

That-Dude

]]> 11:388445:c5604982 Thu, 08 May 2008 18:40:39 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5603658 The Move that always worked for me, 'cuz I'm a jerk, was to make many mind erasers for a double date at "our place" with my roomie. He would inevitably get too drunk and sick up at some point. I would score with one of the two women.

I still feel a certain amount of shame about that technique- especially since on at least two occasions, he barfed on a perfectly nice young lass who was sucking him off.

/fires up the original Mario Bros on 13" TV

Bullet_Tooth_Tony

]]> 11:388445:c5603658 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:35:54 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5603391 Stefan Richer in NHL '97.

goathair

]]> 11:388445:c5603391 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:25:27 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5602916 I love NHL '94. Best $1.99 I've spent in years at Digital Press in Clifton, NJ. Those hockey games that EA Sports put out in the early 90's likely helped contribute to an increase in the popularity of the NHL back then. I also like to use the Buffalo Sabres (the LaFontaine-Mogilny-Hawerchuk is definitely good), even though they're not my favorite team (Sabres games on MSG are fun to watch, though).

Frogger49

]]> 11:388445:c5602916 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:09:28 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5602654 @DAGOTRON: Don't forget the single back 4 WR set where both the slot receivers run flags and the wideouts do 5 yard curls, HB on the fly. That is incidentally how I manage to stay in NCAA games with the Northwestern Mildcats.

Hubert Humphrey Methadone

]]> 11:388445:c5602654 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:00:06 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5602422 As the YouTube shows above, Kirk Muller was the truth.

Laser Guided

]]> 11:388445:c5602422 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:53:33 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5602299 There was The Leaner (the move BDD describes in the post), but then there was also The Move.

The Move was like a deke on acid. Haul balls straight up the middle of the ice towards the goalie (or a bit to one side or another if you have Bure or Mogilny) and then deke the goalie one way and then immediately back to the other and the result was always straight butter.

My specialty was the squirming blood puddle I could make out of just about anyone's favorite player with a well-timed run.

Mean Green Priapasm

]]> 11:388445:c5602299 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:49:19 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5602259 That image should have cured cancer.

The Sports Hernia

]]> 11:388445:c5602259 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:48:10 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5601968 NHL '94 Hierarchy:

Jeremy Roenick
Alexander Mogilny (I played with the Sabres too)
Doug Gilmore

Card_Chronicle

]]> 11:388445:c5601968 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:39:09 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5601955 @IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing:
Oh how I loved Intellivision hockey, even though the only way to score was on a rebound. Of course, the highlight of the game was checking a guy right as time was expiring and watching him stay laying on the ice between periods.

Bluenatic

]]> 11:388445:c5601955 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:38:48 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5601587 Wow, 147 comments and not one mention of the LOTR Fanfic slipped in there? People! People!

Silky John-STON!

]]> 11:388445:c5601587 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:27:07 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5601250 We had to ban that move, known as "Bread and Butter" in our parts.

D.B. Cooper-Nichol

]]> 11:388445:c5601250 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:18:39 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5601071 Of course, I still have fond memories of Intellivision ice hockey (which I still play on occasion), where the proper (only?)way to check the opponent was to slash him.

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

]]> 11:388445:c5601071 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:13:39 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5600899 @Tickenest:
Definitely the hockey thing. I mean, Geography? Hasn't everything already been discovered?!?

/just kidding


new_commentator

]]> 11:388445:c5600899 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:07:59 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5600655 I always enjoyed playing with Montreal or Toronto just because the goalies were good enough that I could play my defensemen up front and go wide open.

Two other unstoppable moves from the fringe sports video games:

1) In Karate Champ, run straight at your opponent and get him with a simple front kick to the gut,

2) In the formula one challenge, get in front of a car and hit the brakes. It doesn't matter if you're six laps off the lead if you're the only car left on the track.

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

]]> 11:388445:c5600655 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:59:58 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5600642 Video Al Iafrate was bananas in that game.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> 11:388445:c5600642 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:59:42 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5600622 @Gus Johnson's Cardiologist:

haha yeah. something just didn't seem right.

@jabostick:

I will be doing this the second I get home from work today, thanks. Even GTA IV will have to wait while I get my fill to compensate for 4 months of fight-less video game hockey.

Thundercracker

]]> 11:388445:c5600622 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:59:04 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5600578 Don't stop short, That's my move!

LilJerrySeinfeld

]]> 11:388445:c5600578 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:57:09 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5600549 @McCroskey:

haha, NBA Showdown, SNES....I found a spot where Shaq could not miss from 3

Thundercracker

]]> 11:388445:c5600549 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:56:13 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5600507 @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus:

ah cool, I guess its good that not every guard can beat a defender off the dribble....I was just so conditioned to the old games where you just take it to the rim without a hassle

Thundercracker

]]> 11:388445:c5600507 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:55:11 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5600503 @dismalScientist: In 404 we learn to make our own Civ4 maps in clay.

In 405 we learn to use Gridskipper!!!

Tickenest

]]> 11:388445:c5600503 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:55:04 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5600478 @Arriaga_II: shoot it fatty!

Chaunceyshammy

]]> 11:388445:c5600478 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:54:20 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5600409 Big Daddy Balls, you're glib. You don't know about the history of EA Sports NHL hockey. I do.

Secret Identity

]]> 11:388445:c5600409 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:51:51 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5600397 the best NHL 93 or 94 move ever was always the one where you were skating up ice (no matter where on the ice) and as long as you were in line with the net, pushing up and hitting the pass button and you would always have the puck go right at the opposing goalie and slide right through his legs.

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> 11:388445:c5600397 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:51:38 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5600367 @Tickenest: What's that curriculum like?
GS401 GPS, GS402 Google Maps, GS403 Random terrain generation in Civ 4?

dismalScientist

]]> 11:388445:c5600367 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:50:43 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5600359 For me it was NES Play Action Football. There were only 8 teams in it. I know there was San Francisco, New York (the Giants), Chicago, Dallas. The right wide receiver was always open, and so was the tight end. If you ever tried to throw to the left wr though, you had no chance of completing it. The game also had a turbo button that would greatly deplete your players stamina. I'd run the ball with Joe Montana until his stamina got all the way to 0, then Steve Young would be put in at QB and I'd do the same thing. Once you knew what you were doing, any human controlled team could beat any computer controlled team 84-0.

new_commentator

]]> 11:388445:c5600359 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:50:33 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5600341 @Tickenest: What school are you studying at? Actually forget it, it's the 4 shorties.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> 11:388445:c5600341 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:50:06 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5600121 I scored 4 times shorthanded in the last 1:09 against a human opponent last weekend. I'm also finishing my master's degree in Geography later this evening. I'm having a hard time deciding which is the greater accomplishment.

+ Watch video

Tickenest

]]> 11:388445:c5600121 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:42:54 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5600010 @Gus Johnson's Cardiologist:

@Thundercracker:

And do it at the end of games (especially blowouts). You can get in like 3 fights in 20 seconds.

jabostick

]]> 11:388445:c5600010 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:39:20 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5600005 Al Iafrate's NHL 94 slapshot was like a fucking Tomahawk missile.

Jagr's picture in that game features the most voluptuous mullet ever digitized.

Mogilny. Top shelf. Money in the bank.

Maximum_Orsulak

]]> 11:388445:c5600005 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:39:09 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599993 @Thundercracker: I am not one for instructions either. I had the game for three months and was never in a fight. I knew it existed because of the fighting slider in the settings, but I had never seen it. I commented to my buddy one night when playing him online and he clued me in on the intigating button. Be careful when you hit Y. 60% of the time it results in a nasty high sticking penalty.

Gus Johnson's Cardiologist

]]> 11:388445:c5599993 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:38:50 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599835 @Afino: Took me 20 years to stop hating that song.

/they hung an 8-spot on the Flyers once

@DAGOTRON: I once wore a friend out with Ben Coates over the middle ('97 on the Genesis).

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> 11:388445:c5599835 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:33:28 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599829 @Jews For Purple Jesus: The middle guy was useless. I usually went with 3 fat guys to clear the road though.

Also, Roenick got immortalized in Swingers. "It's not me, its Roenick he's good"

FirstDerivative

]]> 11:388445:c5599829 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:33:09 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599801 one of my routines was saberhagen in RBI baseball for the NES with the sidearm drizzler that hit the plate. unhittable. guaranteed result was your friend smacking you with the controller.

SideAngleSide

]]> 11:388445:c5599801 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:32:23 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599781 @Thundercracker: Lakers vs Celtics for Genesis. Joe Dumars cannot miss from anywhere on the floor. Oh, and Tom Chambers can dunk.

McCroskey

]]> 11:388445:c5599781 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:31:56 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599679 @Suss--: Your way doesn't result in the possibility of a new sweater.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> 11:388445:c5599679 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:28:38 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599636 Any Madden game... TE Out [Singleback Formation]; HB Counter [I-Formation]; Rinse & Repeat

DAGOTRON

]]> 11:388445:c5599636 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:27:21 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599584 PATTY LALALALALALALALALAFONTAINE!!!!

SonofSpurrier

]]> 11:388445:c5599584 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:25:42 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599571 @Thundercracker: Have they fixed the NBA games yet?

Insert Tim Donaghy joke here.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> 11:388445:c5599571 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:25:11 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599539 NBA Jam: After a basket, the opposing team will inbound, then ALWAYS pass back to the player who was just out of bounds. Intercept this pass, dunk. Repeat until you've scored 140 pts with Bill Laimbeer.

cardboardbelt

]]> 11:388445:c5599539 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:24:25 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599492 @Thundercracker: Only some people can slash. Like AI can drive whenever he feels like it in the new one.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> 11:388445:c5599492 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:23:29 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599459 @Jefferson Short Bus: I'm sure I was on the line or had a fast break. But it was some ridiculous number like 25 threes with one player

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> 11:388445:c5599459 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:22:38 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599455 @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus:

Video Game Tim Wakefield deserves a Deadspin Hall of Fame nomination

Have they fixed the NBA games yet? I remember a couple of years back they kind of robbed you of the ability to just slash and take over a game....I was forced to settle for bricked jumpers & going for 80 a game with Dwight Howard

Of course that could just be my subconscious wanting to score 80 points a game with Dwight Howard...so who knows

Thundercracker

]]> 11:388445:c5599455 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:22:35 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599447 @GreatOdensRaven:

The Whalers were my favorite '94 team.

Only for Brass Bonanza.

Afino

]]> 11:388445:c5599447 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:22:25 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599410 @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Unless you completed and-1s on two of those, it's mathematically impossible to score 86 on all threes. Still an impressive feat, though.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> 11:388445:c5599410 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:21:12 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599406 Any of you ever reach 100 points in the original Tecmo Bowl? I recall dedicating much of the years 1987 and 1988 to the attainment of that goal, but never actually hitting triple digits.

Bluenatic

]]> 11:388445:c5599406 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:21:07 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599396 Everyone had already taken the Blackhawks? Man, that was a long time ago.

/cries, shits pants

Whitey Fisk

]]> 11:388445:c5599396 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:20:46 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599391 @twoeightnine:I only use the series of tubes for deadspinning and searching out pics of Allison Stokke.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> 11:388445:c5599391 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:20:34 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599331 I tried that "move parallel to the net then shoot" move in every NHL game I ever bought after its success in '94. It always worked, up until the next-generation platforms came out and EA Sports made it not work.

I haven't bought an NHL video game since that move stopped working.

shtickless

]]> 11:388445:c5599331 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:18:27 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599326 @Sid Bream Was Out: you could do that with barry sanders and bo jackson in Tecmo SuperBowl too. I once spent 10 minutes having them chase me around.

However, i never achieved my own personal goal: 1000 yards rushing in a single game with a single guy. I got 994 one time.

drewheyman

]]> 11:388445:c5599326 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:18:03 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599285 @Gus Johnson's Cardiologist:

Obviously the last time I read instructions for a video game was on Duck Hunt.

Thundercracker

]]> 11:388445:c5599285 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:16:55 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599275 Tim Wakefield is a dominate video game force.

I think it NBA 2K5 where I beat my friend by scoring 86 with Salim Stoudamire just by jacking up 3s then following it up the next week by scoring 116 with Darius Miles on all dunks.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> 11:388445:c5599275 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:16:44 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599243 @Gus Johnson's Cardiologist:

ahhh so I take it the computer opponent will no longer bait the fight? Thats how I remember it from previous years.

Thundercracker

]]> 11:388445:c5599243 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:15:36 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599227 @Phony Gwynn: Which is what Scott Stevens was for.

@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: By which I mean to say Shotgun Devils.

kayceebk

]]> 11:388445:c5599227 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:15:03 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599220 @Suss--: I once beat my brother in a 0-0, 18-inning game.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> 11:388445:c5599220 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:14:54 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599199 My NHL '94 team was the Buffalo Sabres

I don't have to read any further.

+1, Drew.

/Sabres fan

Afino

]]> 11:388445:c5599199 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:14:31 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599192 @1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: He'll have the last laugh when he gets drunk and runs you over with is car.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> 11:388445:c5599192 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:14:21 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599182 @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: Didn't the Polish squad drown during Spring Training?

Balls State Explorer

]]> 11:388445:c5599182 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:14:00 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599149 Internet is Awesome : Reason #24378
Emulator/Rom sites.

It's creepy to see how small some of the games are that took up so much of our time, especially now that you've got games barely fitting on DVDs.

/dick joke


BigJimSlade

]]> 11:388445:c5599149 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:13:14 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599148 @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: If I recall correctly their uniforms were dogshit brown, so yes, extra funny.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> 11:388445:c5599148 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:13:08 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599120 well excuuuuuuuse me. (I knew whatever way I spelled it would be wrong)

The great thing about the internet is Amazon sells dictionaries.

twoeightnine

]]> 11:388445:c5599120 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:12:37 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599113 @ImAManImForty:
The picture above is from NHL 94, specifically the Super NES version. And I loved using the deke, and the one-timer, but the wrap-around was my favorite. I would definitely take some fools out with the Wings in that game.

As far as Tecmo Super Bowl, I am completely addicted to that game, and I play it online regularly. I am actually in a league right now. If you ever want to play it against another person online, go to [www.sois.com] .

But yeah, if someone makes up a Deadspin NHL 94/Tecmo Super Bowl tourney, complete with copious amounts of alcohol, count me in.

jisrael1

]]> 11:388445:c5599113 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:12:26 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599103 Peter Bondra was a beast in that game.

Great column, though the ending was a bit Sports-Guy ish.

thetaxman

]]> 11:388445:c5599103 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:12:06 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599083 Stop living my life, Drew.

RandBall

]]> 11:388445:c5599083 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:11:18 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599064 @toecutter: Czechoslovakia

MickelsonsManBoobs

]]> 11:388445:c5599064 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:10:27 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5599031 All I know is that it was impossible to strike out Paste, no matter who you had pitching.
Yuk
Dum
Boo
Bum

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> 11:388445:c5599031 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:09:38 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598992 @Jews For Purple Jesus: Remember that one team whose initials were TCH. What the hell country was that?

toecutter

]]> 11:388445:c5598992 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:08:33 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598979 @Phony Gwynn: I hated the guy who tried to convince everyone he played that they had one of the highly talented Pull brothers as a backup goalie. That was just dirty.

obeymydog

]]> 11:388445:c5598979 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:08:00 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598963 I've been playing a shitload of Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System lately... for some reason I've settled on the Red Sox as the go-to team to beat my roommate with.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> 11:388445:c5598963 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:07:24 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598904 @Deadspin: I had two TVs in college so we'd watch the NHL game on one TV and play the same game on NHL 94 on the Sega. When the Penguins lost to the Devils in the '95 playoffs I kept playing Pens-Devils on the Sega in an attempt to make myself feel better. It didn't work.

Peter Cavan

]]> 11:388445:c5598904 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:05:23 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598895 @Jews For Purple Jesus: I went with Poland for the uniforms and the humor.

Medium, Medium, Fat, Skinny

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> 11:388445:c5598895 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:05:09 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598852 What about the hail mary play in John Elway Quarterback where one receiver runs twice as fast as the rest of the field. You could literally run circles around the defense.

Sid Bream Was Out

]]> 11:388445:c5598852 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:04:12 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598833 You guys can argue all you want about "knit pick" - I'm just going to say I prefer latch hooking.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:388445:c5598833 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:03:42 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598831 @Barry Lutz: Well, BDD did imply that he was smarter than Mike Brown and that LeBron's supporting cast is virtually inconsequential. He may be right, but if this were actual journalism, it wouldn't adhere to the journalistic standard that folks like Buzz Bissinger demand from their op-ed articles.

/sarcasm, obviously

LooseSeal

]]> 11:388445:c5598831 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:03:41 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598830 @Deadspin: Or attending class.

Hell, I should have majored in NHL '94.

Bluenatic

]]> 11:388445:c5598830 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:03:40 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598808 And I'm sure this has been discussed in these parts before, but since I was limited to NES in my youth, I chose Team USA with two skinny guys and two fat guys. Skinny guys scores, fat guys fought. Any other team or combo then you were just a big fucking commie.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> 11:388445:c5598808 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:03:07 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598789 @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: +1 for the effort

BigJimSlade

]]> 11:388445:c5598789 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:02:36 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598780 My biggest Tecmo Bowl accomplishment was somehow scoring a touchdown with Bart Oates, the freaking CENTER. Never been duplicated.

G.G.

]]> 11:388445:c5598780 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:02:18 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598755 @BigRicks: What is your point?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> 11:388445:c5598755 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:01:34 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598750 @BigRicks: If you won't, I will.

The Islanders were actually quite formidable in NHL '94.

Pierre Turgeon was sick w/ the one-timer.

Bluenatic

]]> 11:388445:c5598750 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:01:28 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598726 All I know is that everyone here spent more time playing NHL '94 than they ever did watching the NHL on tv.

Deadspin

]]> 11:388445:c5598726 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:00:30 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598712 @Suss--: Specially if you have the hovering cyborgs. Just keep jumping on the opponents' heads until they turn into mashed potatoes.

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:388445:c5598712 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:00:02 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598707 @BigTenObsession: I call Islanders....haha...who am I kidding? why would I EVER take the Islanders.

BigRicks

]]> 11:388445:c5598707 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:59:53 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598701 @Weed Against Speed: I feel like Frank Costanza, that was my move too!

cowbell204

]]> 11:388445:c5598701 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:59:36 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598688 How about the pitch in Bases Loaded that is way out of the zone, but the ump always called a strike? I loved that one.

Phony Gwynn

]]> 11:388445:c5598688 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:59:14 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598678 I've gone on record saying this before, but I preferred "the move" in the original NHL Hockey (that'd be '92)... that being skating the puck into the post without even shooting.

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> 11:388445:c5598678 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:58:54 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598661 @Trenton Makes The World Takes: I still have that game, I keep it because I always swear, one of these days, I'm going to fire it up and take out some goalies.

BigRicks

]]> 11:388445:c5598661 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:58:26 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598643 I just knew that I could count on Balls to get the taste of Wientraub out of my mouth.

wait..what?

jwaves2007

]]> 11:388445:c5598643 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:57:52 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598639 @Weed Against Speed:

4) Profit

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> 11:388445:c5598639 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:57:43 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598629 We once enlisted the help of our college football team's assistant defensive coach to show us how to stop our friend's unstoppable go-to move in 98 Madden. He figured out how to stop that shit in under five seconds.

Our friend never played Madden with us again.

starksgotejected

]]> 11:388445:c5598629 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:57:26 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598625 "Not to knit pick but isn't that 4 moves?"

Isn't that a lot of italic and bold html work for a one sentence observation?

BigRicks

]]> 11:388445:c5598625 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:57:17 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598607 @Suss--: well excuuuuuuuse me. (I knew whatever way I spelled it would be wrong)

/ducks BDD's lightning bolt

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> 11:388445:c5598607 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:56:50 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598596 The skate across the goalmouth move? Pshaw!

You wouldn't believe how many 3-pointers I netted shooting from the top right-hand corner in Double Dribble.

Bluenatic

]]> 11:388445:c5598596 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:56:34 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598593 Got one better for you, Sir H of H.

In Base Wars, keep hitting the opposing batters until they all explode. You win by forfeit.

Suss--

]]> 11:388445:c5598593 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:56:32 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598570 @Jews For Purple Jesus: That was the real Pens move in the early 90's, too.

Arriaga_II

]]> 11:388445:c5598570 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:56:03 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598568 As a Chiefs fan, I've always enjoyed the Christian Okoye run up the middle where all tacklers just fall down as if they were Frenchmen in the wake of a blitzing panzer battallion.

Storming the Floor

]]> 11:388445:c5598568 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:56:02 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598558 So, to be straight, BDD's modus operandi went something like this:

1) Mellow her out with some Stoli
2) Feed her Ravioli
3) Give her the old Cannoli.



Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:388445:c5598558 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:55:53 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598544 @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: FIFA Soccer for Sega Genesis. You could block the goalie's punts and then score off the volley.

Trenton Makes The World Takes

]]> 11:388445:c5598544 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:55:22 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598542 @Suss--: I'll shut up now.

roland_t_flakfizer

]]> 11:388445:c5598542 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:55:15 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598543 @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface:

I call Rangers! Bring it, bitches.

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:388445:c5598543 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:55:15 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598532 Plus, you paid for the hour upfront.

+$4000/hour

twoeightnine

]]> 11:388445:c5598532 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:54:58 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598521 @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Not to nitpick but I don't think you spelled that correctly.

Is that irony? I never know.

roland_t_flakfizer

]]> 11:388445:c5598521 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:54:41 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598513 "Not to knit pick but isn't that 4 moves?"

Not to knit pick but isn't it "nit pick?"

Suss--

]]> 11:388445:c5598513 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:54:19 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598509 Also...

My fave move for NHL 99 was simple yet effective. Just come in on a breakaway from one side and fire a slapper as soon as you pass the faceoff dot. Then cut straight accross to the opposite side and the goalie will always give up the juicy rebound for the easy tip in.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> 11:388445:c5598509 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:54:12 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598501 Blackhawks, Kings, Habs... you can have em. I'll take the Pucksucker Pukes.


BigJimSlade

]]> 11:388445:c5598501 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:54:06 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598500 I hated losing on Madden, that is why I used to love using the all madden team to crush the Jets.

I'm a poor sport.

MitchKayak

]]> 11:388445:c5598500 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:54:05 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598492 @DennyCrane: That game was too easy playing with my favorite Bure, so I used to run Montreal all the time. I am not sure why, I was only 12 back then, but the first thing I would do was move Gilbert Dionne and John LeClair to the first line.

Gus Johnson's Cardiologist

]]> 11:388445:c5598492 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:53:48 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598469 How about...

Game: Baseball Stars
Move: "The Full Count Strikeout"
Process: Continually alternating between brush-back fastballs (which moved the batter to the edge of the batter's box) and paint-the-outside-corner fastballs (which said batter could no longer reach). High pitch counts, but no hits and all strikeouts.



Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> 11:388445:c5598469 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:53:03 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598467 I recommend penne alla vodka with arugula on the side as the go-to "cooking for a girl for the first time" dinner. I've got recipes for any interested parties. Guaranteed results.

Splitting a bottle of wine with her usually helps too.

Peter Cavan

]]> 11:388445:c5598467 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:53:00 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598440 And I get really fucking annoyed when one player who is not LeBron passes it to yet another player who is not LeBron.

BDD is obviously not Chubs from 'Teen Wolf' One possible identity eliminated.

Arriaga_II

]]> 11:388445:c5598440 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:52:21 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598394 LeBron James has a move. He has lots of moves, but there's only one he needs to use. You know the one. It's the one where he says, "Fuck it," drives to his right, past his man, elevates over the rest of the defense, then either (a) lays it in, (b) throws it down, (c) kicks it out, or (d) hits a soft five-footer.

Not to knit pick but isn't that 4 moves?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> 11:388445:c5598394 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:50:34 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598391 @Phony Gwynn: That's funny, I don't remember you being my college roommate. I heard that all the time as I lost at NHL '94.

Peter Cavan

]]> 11:388445:c5598391 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:50:31 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598384 @DennyCrane: Considering they were the defending Cup champs in 94, I am a little less impressed.

/Fuck You, Desjardins

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> 11:388445:c5598384 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:50:11 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598360 Well, ravioli is at least a step up from spaghetti ...

Jen P

]]> 11:388445:c5598360 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:49:27 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598338 @Weed Against Speed:

"Everyone knows. I stop short."

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:388445:c5598338 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:48:30 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598337 Was I the only guy who beat tecmo bowl with the browns, starring Bernie and the Big Mack Attack?

dismalScientist

]]> 11:388445:c5598337 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:48:29 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598334 Reminds me of the 125 hooks I could throw per game with David Wells in Ken Griffey Baseball. What does one money pitch get you?

The '97 Cy Young with a 0.72 ERA and a McClainesque 31 W's. Eat it Boston.

Schluby

]]> 11:388445:c5598334 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:48:26 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598326 Alright, where and when is the inaugural Deadspin NHL '94 Tournament?

Shotgun Kings.

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> 11:388445:c5598326 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:48:07 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598322 My go to move was placing Jagr at the wing on Lemieux's line and proceed to win by double digits.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> 11:388445:c5598322 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:48:00 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598308 @Thundercracker: Hit select or Y to instigate a fight.

Gus Johnson's Cardiologist

]]> 11:388445:c5598308 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:47:42 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598289 I would have destroyed all comers in NHL 94 with Montreal. That's right, I would have beaten you with a Canadian team.

DennyCrane

]]> 11:388445:c5598289 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:47:06 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598287 There's still that innate joy of playing the original EA NHL Hockey, where you could just check the goalie out of the way.

BigJimSlade

]]> 11:388445:c5598287 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:47:02 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598286 Big Daddy Balls strikes again.

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

]]> 11:388445:c5598286 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:47:01 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598285 @Carlton_Whitfield:"A pinch, which I find a little presumptuous."

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:388445:c5598285 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:46:59 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598231 @Suss--: +1.

Ah, "guy that can cook". Almost as annoying as "guy who plays guitar," but not quite.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:388445:c5598231 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:45:31 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598229 @CubsDynasty: There is no Easter bunny.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> 11:388445:c5598229 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:45:26 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598209 "I liked doing it with Mogilny...."

Remington Steal

]]> 11:388445:c5598209 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:44:57 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598204 All that build up for

...Wait. Now I know why I masturbate so often...

You could have saved us a whole lot of reading if the post just read

/dick joke

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> 11:388445:c5598204 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:44:45 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598199 @strong like bull smart like tractor: don't forget May-Svoboda-Audette-Hasek and the rest of the guys from those early 90's teams.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> 11:388445:c5598199 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:44:29 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598159 @Suss--: +1.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> 11:388445:c5598159 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:43:17 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598155 Anyone else concerned that the pic is from NHL 95 and not 94?

Oh, don't forget Phil Housley, the power/speed combo of Scott Stevens and the rocket-like like slapper from MacInnis.

We used to score 2 pts for a goal and 1 point for winning a fight.

I just exhausted my hockey knowledge.

ImAManImForty

]]> 11:388445:c5598155 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:43:04 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598131 That move was actually stoppable, but only if you switched to goalie control and stepped out to block it and tackled Mogilny or Bure.

RaoulDuke

]]> 11:388445:c5598131 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:42:13 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598117 Ho Hum.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:388445:c5598117 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:41:46 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598094 I still play NHL '98 every so often because I have one of those go to moves that works all the time. I haven't lost a game in years.

the-Bored

]]> 11:388445:c5598094 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:41:10 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598091 @Weed Against Speed: "This other move... was there a knuckle involved?"

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> 11:388445:c5598091 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:41:08 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598084 The triple deke was obviously superior.

RaoulDuke

]]> 11:388445:c5598084 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:40:56 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598076 Stupid fucking console. I DIDN'T PAY FOR YOU SO YOU COULD BEAT ME

Which is the main reason I have the Wii. So easy, an old guy can do it.

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:388445:c5598076 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:40:47 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598071 @CubsDynasty:

I've played something like 6 full seasons of NHL 08 and I've yet to get in one fight, something is very wrong.

Thundercracker

]]> 11:388445:c5598071 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:40:31 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598069 @GreatOdensRaven: Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.

CubsDynasty

]]> 11:388445:c5598069 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:40:29 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598070 My roommate in college would always yell at me for using the move. My response? "Fucking stop it then."

Phony Gwynn

]]> 11:388445:c5598070 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:40:29 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598065 I would have kicked your ass in NHL '94.

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:388445:c5598065 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:40:24 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598033 I wanna commend this post for its old school video game-iness

but this feeling that the blogger is nothing but a sick, twisted, foul mouthed jerk thats full of shit, clouds my thoughts.

DAMN IT BUZZ GET OUTTA MY HEAD! *grabs revolver*

Thundercracker

]]> 11:388445:c5598033 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:39:33 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5598029 I masturbate so much too, but certainly not because I've perfected it.

MeSoHornsby

]]> 11:388445:c5598029 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:39:30 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5597990 Eight minutes in the pot, a ladle full of Rao's sauce

Woah there, Don Juan! You know they have Chef Boyardee in microwavable tubs for a reason, right?

Civil Negligence

]]> 11:388445:c5597990 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:38:11 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5597976 This also explains why, at 34, I still eat Pop Tarts every day for breakfast.

LeNoceur

]]> 11:388445:c5597976 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:37:41 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5597975 Rao's!? No wonder you got the smacky lips. Shit's like ten bucks a jar!

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:388445:c5597975 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:37:40 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5597971 We had a rule in NHL '94. If any team you're using ever lost to the Hartford Whalers (computer or human), you couldn't use that team anymore.

And that's why I never used the Blackhawks.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> 11:388445:c5597971 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:37:38 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5597970 "I'm gonna make Gretzky's head bleed!"

Mike Brown doesn't have offensive plans outside of "give it to LeBron," so other Cavs touching it is a response to "fuck it, if the coach doesn't know, we've gotta pass it around a little bit."

Signal to Noise

]]> 11:388445:c5597970 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:37:34 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5597969 everbody knows the philadelphia flyers were the team in nhl '94.

iantenna

]]> 11:388445:c5597969 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:37:31 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5597955 How will Bissinger scream obscenities about this one, Big Daddy Balls?

Barry Lutz

]]> 11:388445:c5597955 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:37:14 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5597948 Now I know why I check this site at 2:20 each Thursday afternoon.

Send It In, Jerome!

]]> 11:388445:c5597948 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:37:04 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5597943 I loved playing as the Sabres on that game. Mogilny-LaFontaine-Andreychuk. That line was made of win.

strong like bull smart like tractor

]]> 11:388445:c5597943 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:36:49 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5597939 I would have Mogilny skate to an area between the goal post and the boards, then I would have him skate directly across the front of the net, shooting just before I hit the far post.

Hey, that was my move!

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:388445:c5597939 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:36:46 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5597938 Mike Brown isn't afraid. He's a moron. Big difference.

The Teufel Shuffle

]]> 11:388445:c5597938 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:36:44 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5597898 What? They don't have fighting anymore?

CubsDynasty

]]> 11:388445:c5597898 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:35:19 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5597895 Jeremy Roenick, aka "Jetboy", was unstoppable.

RIP, roommmate Steve, Jetboy's most taented handler...

ImAManImForty

]]> 11:388445:c5597895 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:35:10 EDT <![CDATA[LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move]]> http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-james-nhl-94-tecmo-bo-foosball-cooking-dinner-for-the-ladies-and-the-dominant-force-of-the-move#c5597795 Yay, the Balls is here!

VidaBlueBalls

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