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All Hail Derek Jeter's Golden Baby Arm

part time lover, full time hater — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:52:40 EDT

@notthequarterback, francois_leroux_speedskater, StevePerryP...: Goodnight, yinz.

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StevePerryPsychOut — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:40:39 EDT

@JB*: no...looser webfilter. He jumped over the guy that day trades and the guy that runs an interweb bookstore, both at work, to get his. Big time work.

Now I'm out though. Please share something funny about last night in the AM, as it is how I make it from 9 to 9:15 tomorrow...

StevePerryPsychOut

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notthequarterback — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:32:59 EDT

@StevePerryPsychOut: @JB*: +1 to both of you - got ya JB

@francois_leroux_speedskater: nite

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part time lover, full time hater — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:32:05 EDT

@StevePerryPsychOut: I know my alphabets!

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francois_leroux_speedskater — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:31:07 EDT

Alright, so tired...goodnight to the 4 of you left.

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JB* — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:31:00 EDT

@StevePerryPsychOut: Government worker?

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StevePerryPsychOut — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:29:41 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: cool. I requested. My name has an X in it. Which is awesome, because I have a coworker who spelled my name over the phone to a client using "X as in Zebra". And the client said, "oh, ok". And this guy got promoted today...

StevePerryPsychOut

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francois_leroux_speedskater — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:27:43 EDT

Sorry, Nibbles fell apart on me. Please do not mock my minimalist facebook profile.

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part time lover, full time hater — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:27:05 EDT

@StevePerryPsychOut: deadspin readers.

@notthequarterback, francois_leroux_speedskater: gotcha both

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notthequarterback — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:23:47 EDT

@StevePerryPsychOut: excellent - got you back again. look forward to the verdict.

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StevePerryPsychOut — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:23:38 EDT

well...at least Sexson could hit the pitcher in his own special way tonight...

StevePerryPsychOut

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notthequarterback — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:22:49 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: I think I hunted you down and friended you just now.

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StevePerryPsychOut — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:22:46 EDT

@notthequarterback: gotchya back

@part time lover, full time hater: what group did you join?

StevePerryPsychOut

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francois_leroux_speedskater — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:21:43 EDT

Did everyone go bye-bye?

Also part time lover--sent you a request on le book of faces...PSU...in PGH...etc.

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part time lover, full time hater — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:20:43 EDT

@francois_leroux_speedskater, notthequarterback, StevePerryP...: you guys figure this out yet or what?

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notthequarterback — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:20:17 EDT

@StevePerryPsychOut: Received and responded

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StevePerryPsychOut — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:18:53 EDT

ok, I'm out. See ya kids.

StevePerryPsychOut

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StevePerryPsychOut — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:15:07 EDT

@notthequarterback: Tanqueray vodka, which is way better than expected. It was $16 for a fifth, so I expected...well, 16 bucks quality. Pleasantly surprised. And the email sent to commenter at "shitty internet company that is too good for Bill Gates".com

StevePerryPsychOut

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francois_leroux_speedskater — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:12:36 EDT

@notthequarterback: No, I know, I sent her a message asking the same question...I like to be appropriately creepy with these types of things.

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part time lover, full time hater — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:12:07 EDT

Temple University, home in Pittsburgh

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notthequarterback — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:09:56 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: hint as to which one you are?

@francois_leroux_speedskater: i didnt mean that in a naughty way.

@StevePerryPsychOut: what kind of vodka? and i havent gotten any e-mail from you...im assuming you DO want to go to the game?

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part time lover, full time hater — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:08:18 EDT

No, I'm there.

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StevePerryPsychOut — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:07:55 EDT

@francois_leroux_speedskater: @notthequarterback: what fracois said. Or the vodka said. I dunno which, actually...

StevePerryPsychOut

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francois_leroux_speedskater — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:05:01 EDT

@notthequarterback: Your comments on "lots of dudes want to friend you" was quite accurate.

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part time lover, full time hater — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:04:05 EDT

@francois_leroux_speedskater: Done and done.

I'd pay good money for an AVS jersey. Too bad it's hard to find a little one these days.

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notthequarterback — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:03:41 EDT

@francois_leroux_speedskater: @StevePerryPsychOut: what'd i do?

@part time lover, full time hater: i think someone has to approve you or something. if you recognize who my avatar is, you can friend that person on facebook and that's me.

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StevePerryPsychOut — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:02:14 EDT

@JB*: I'm not impressed unless you wore the shirt for four years in a row.

StevePerryPsychOut

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part time lover, full time hater — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:02:12 EDT

@notthequarterback: i'm not! I shall go do so right this minute.

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Peter Cavan — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:01:50 EDT

OK, folks, I'm out. Good night.

Peter Cavan

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StevePerryPsychOut — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:01:23 EDT

@notthequarterback: wow, are you inside my brain, or did I drink too much?

StevePerryPsychOut

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francois_leroux_speedskater — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:59:44 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: @notthequarterback: What he said.

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JB* — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:58:57 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: There is no evidence of me owning and excessively wearing an Andy Van Slyke t-shirt as an eight year old.

I made sure of that.

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notthequarterback — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:58:19 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: are you a part of the deadspin group on there? i think there are a bunch of dudes here who want to friend you.

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part time lover, full time hater — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:56:04 EDT

@notthequarterback: It's from the Bucco photobooth. And yes indeed, I am.

@JB*: Never.

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notthequarterback — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:53:58 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: what is your current avatar? and i concur with your profile, are you on facebook?

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JB* — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:53:52 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: Steely McBeam?

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francois_leroux_speedskater — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:52:44 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: I did not, in fact, see said avatar. I guess AVS kinda was the man amongst folks around here.

Your friend just couldn't resist a man with glasses, is all.

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part time lover, full time hater — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:47:27 EDT

@francois_leroux_speedskater: Didn't you see my avatar before? It's the Van Slyke card I keep in my wallet. I was a Bonds fan too, but Andy? That was my dude.

At least I wasn't in love with Jay Bell like my best friend growing up.

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Becky_MI — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:47:26 EDT

Alright guys and dolls (and lots of dolls tonight, which is sweet!), I'm heading up to the boudoir. I have been promised a much better time there tomorrow night. SIGH.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:46:54 EDT

Alright kids, I'm going to go obsess/stress/over-analyze over whether or not i'm making the second round some more. Since more stress is just what I need in my life.

Night!

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Dr. Michael Mancini — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:46:54 EDT

Goodnight, DUAN. Keep in mind the words of my Latin teacher- "Semper ubi sub ubi."

Dr. Michael Mancini

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francois_leroux_speedskater — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:45:36 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: I hope you mean Crosby and not Van Slyke, but somehow I think I'm wrong.

/Bonds fan, at least in the early days

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part time lover, full time hater — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:42:56 EDT

@notthequarterback: good point.

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction: I can picture it now.

@francois_leroux_speedskater: Oh lord. I'll never do that, but there was an incident with my whole crew heckling Jeff Reed to do the wave. He refused, so we never let up.

Also, did you see this? My all-time dream boyfriend is featured.
/pines
[sports.espn.go.com]

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:42:42 EDT

Whoa, Benadryl is asserting itself. Good night, kids.

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francois_leroux_speedskater — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:41:50 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: I'd take off my underwear here in my room, but I wouldn't want the paint to peel from the walls.

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francois_leroux_speedskater — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:40:43 EDT

@notthequarterback: You know, you make a pretty good point there--methinks the lady isn't giving herself enough credit.

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UkraineNotWeak — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:39:25 EDT

I have to be at work in less than 6 hours. Time to go sleepy in my boxers.

Good night.

UkraineNotWeak

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:37:57 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: at the rockies game last night there were two older guys sitting next to me, and one was obviously teaching the other how to score a game. when the teaching guy went to get beer or something, the student was completely deer in the headlights, didn't know what to do. i leaned over and started to coach him through it like his friend was doing. i only WISH i had a still of his facial expression. classic.

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notthequarterback — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:36:49 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: If you're not a monster or a typical yinzer lady, what makes you think guys wouldnt be lined up around the block here for you?

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part time lover, full time hater — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:36:17 EDT

@francois_leroux_speedskater:HA! I'm wearing underwear, thankyouverymuch. How could I keep my Southside door open if I were sitting around in nothing? I'd be dead, that's how.

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francois_leroux_speedskater — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:35:48 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: Welp, I guess we'll just have to go to a game then. I've taken female friends (not dating interests) to games and they just go "did we score a touchdown?" or things of that ilk.

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JB* — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:34:20 EDT

@Becky_MI: I am not, but I did go to the circus today. And the new avatar is a nice new touch.

@StevePerryPsychOut: As am I!

@UkraineNotWeak: You have the address for my PayPal account if you need somewhere to put those winnings.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:34:13 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: exactly.

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part time lover, full time hater — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:33:54 EDT

@francois_leroux_speedskater: This is a possibility. Then again, dudes at the ballpark look dumbfounded when I know what's up during the game.

Oh, she's baseball smart!
She knows the players! (Even on the other team!)
She's not a hideous monster, married, or your typical yinzer lady (bad perm, fake tan, ridic outfit circa 5 years ago, there bored with her bf).

/grumble

@Becky_MI: See, I wish I meant to match, but it's more a matter of 80% of my wardrobe being a combination of black, yellow/gold, white, and gray. Sometimes matching happens.

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:33:38 EDT

Who has two thumbs and is going to bed? THIS guy.
...
I'm pointing at myself with my thumbs, by the way.

Later, honkies.

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Peter Cavan — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:32:46 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: That dog statue is still in downtown Johnstown. It's not in Central Park anymore but it's there somewhere. I think the story that it saved some poor soul in the 1889 flood is overblown, however.

Peter Cavan

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UkraineNotWeak — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:32:22 EDT

@JB*:

Some of us are tallying our online gambling winnings over the few days. It may be time for another withdrawal from the Caribbean.

UkraineNotWeak

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Becky_MI — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:32:01 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general dir...: This is why I have two convertible bikinis and several variations of black ones.

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francois_leroux_speedskater — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:31:43 EDT

@Becky_MI: To be fair,some people probably took theirs off not too long into the discussion.

Just sayin...

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StevePerryPsychOut — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:30:38 EDT

@JB*: some of us be drinky.

StevePerryPsychOut

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Becky_MI — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:30:31 EDT

@JB*: We're mostly wearing underwear, how are you?

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UkraineNotWeak — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:30:10 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general dir...:

See Facebook photo for an example.

UkraineNotWeak

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:29:35 EDT

It's getting late folks, my ass is grass (not literally).

Nite folks.

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JB* — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:29:27 EDT

DU!AN, how you be?

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francois_leroux_speedskater — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:29:15 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: My only thought is that he got close to CPJ (Jesus) one too many times and got a Hodge Special and a not-so-veiled threat. Of course, it could be the intimidating presence of Peja on the court too.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:28:46 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general dir...: i should also mention that i don't even bother to match my bikinis. i just grab a top and a bottom out of the swimsuit drawer. i picked up this habit in hawaii and have been stuck with it ever since.

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UkraineNotWeak — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:28:05 EDT

@Peter Cavan:

To quote Slap Shot,

"What's the story with that dog?"

UkraineNotWeak

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Becky_MI — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:27:49 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general dir...: Yet I'm anti-girly in almost every other way. Go figure.

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StevePerryPsychOut — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:27:21 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: coddarnit, I wish I had someone up here that would ride out to the Harrah's with me...I just need someone to help me indulge in a vice, and its not going well...

StevePerryPsychOut

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part time lover, full time hater — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:26:51 EDT

@Becky_MI: I wish I had your lingerie OCD. So far though, no one's commented on my lack of matching underthings. The fact that I have numerous items that are black & gold, however, makes for good conversation.

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction: I've somehow avoided it for the past 27 years... not really sure how, but it's possible. Then again, I've never really cared if my bra shows.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:26:36 EDT

@Becky_MI: you make me ashamed to call myself a girl. i mean, if i'm wearing both garments its a good day, let alone if they match.

which is why i'm glad it's almost sundress weather. so little matching involved!

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:25:55 EDT

@francois_leroux_speedskater: David Stern must have threatened to force Bowen into an "early retirement" if he does anything to Paul. I can't come up with any other explanation as to why that pathetic excuse of a basketball player hasn't tried any dirty antics yet.

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Peter Cavan — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:25:51 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: I was 14 when she got the job and 18 when she left. It coincided with the Flood centennial and the renovation of the museum and the movie and all that. So I thought it was all fairly cool. But after a couple of visits I thought the place was kind of dull too. Still, I'd take my girlfriend there if/when we go to Johnstown, just so she could see the history of the town.

Peter Cavan

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francois_leroux_speedskater — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:25:26 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: Maybe you just need to get out of the Sa'Side and you'll find the people slightly more appreciative of your baseball nollij.

/Final word=Obscure reference

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Becky_MI — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:25:09 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: HA. I do that too! Bra and panties must match, and preferably also match the outfit. I have many a knicker with a white polka dot or black stripe just to qualify in both categories.

My god, I have a sickness, don't I?

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UkraineNotWeak — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:24:56 EDT

Not to change the subject, I'm enjoying it too much, but since Tuesday, I've managed to turn the $12 in my Bodog online account into $271. Now that is riding a hot streak.

UkraineNotWeak

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:23:32 EDT

@Becky_MI: oh, and most days if i match- total coincidence. because i'm lazy.

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part time lover, full time hater — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:22:51 EDT

@francois_leroux_speedskater: I never thought I'd miss Jack Wilson so much.

@Peter Cavan: To an 8 year-old, it's the world's most boring way to spend an afternoon.

@notthequarterback: Ha. I'd love to believe that, but somehow, I doubt it.

It's bad, isn't it, that my underwear match my shirt.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:22:38 EDT

@Becky_MI: nude is definitely a staple, don't get me wrong. it's total grown up undies. it just ain't cute. i have plenty of black and white/ivory staples as well, i just wear nude as little as possible, because maybe it's just against my skin tone, but it's not pretty. i'd much rather go with black, but clingy winter white pants and black panties do not make a good business impression.

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:22:17 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Yup. She was a solid 9 out of 10 on that movie, with 10 out of 10 being Catherine Zeta-Jones in "The Mask Of Zorro".

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francois_leroux_speedskater — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:22:13 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: I don't want to entertain that thought much yet (Bowen still scares me with his evil tricks) but holy Lord LA has NO ONE (not that anyone does) that could remotely slow down Paul.

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Becky_MI — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:20:51 EDT

See, and here's a girly disagreement. When I bought "grown up" underwear (e.g. ditched Happy Bunny cartoon pairs) I went for black, white/ivory and nude as staples. A few pairs that cover a couple of categories so I always match due to aforementioned OCD. With the occasional fun color sets thrown in here and there of course.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:20:51 EDT

@Secret Identity: true. story. i still owe you an email, don't i.

@part time lover, full time hater: it's just... really not sexy. though necessary. never something i would wear if i absolutely didn't have to.

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:20:24 EDT

@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: I thought she was right purty in The Mask.

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:19:38 EDT

@francois_leroux_speedskater: I agree. This Hornets team is the real deal, I'm already salivating at a Hornets - Lakers conference finals.

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LosOsosdeChicago — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:19:24 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak:

How dare you? Cameron Diaz in the Mask was amazing. In the context of tonight's conversation, I'd say she was "draining."

LosOsosdeChicago

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White Speed Receiver — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:19:16 EDT

@Lizabelle: Just something that gets in the way.

White Speed Receiver

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:18:45 EDT

@Becky_MI: i'm not sure... it was going SUPER well until like the last 5 minutes. it was only supposed to be 30 min and lasted an hour, which was good, but then it turned kinda odd. Like the woman interviewing me was like "You'll do this... and then this, this, and this are part of your responsibilities. Your resume looks so great. This background is awesome, though certainly not a requirement, but a definite strength. This training is fantastic- I'm impressed that you were invited to participate in it let alone win the ending competition. You look fantastic, you have a brilliant smile, you're so well spoken and I can see you winning over donors without a problem and I bet you're great on the phone." Then all of the sudden total 180- "But we've had a lot of really qualified candidates. Really great ones. And I can't hire everyone. So even if you're exactly what we want, I just have to pick the person who I think's going to do the best job. I have to say no to someone." I've never had an interview end in a disclaimer. I'll find out after the weekend if I made the second round, which'll be Tuesday, then final decision will be made Wed.

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:18:36 EDT

@She Blinded Me With Violence: Rode hard, put away wet a few too many times. I don't want to think about the army of stylists necessary to get her in movie shape. Mary is my happy place for her.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

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notthequarterback — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:17:44 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: His loss then. You'd have takers lined up around the block here!

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction: Agreed. "Nude" doesn't SOUND like an attractive color, and it certainly doesn't look like an attractive one, either.

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Lizabelle — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:17:33 EDT

Underpants?

Lizabelle

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:16:53 EDT

Fucking Spurs. Damned Argentinians and Frenchies takin' er jobs...

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part time lover, full time hater — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:15:39 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general dir...: oh I hate nude anything. Pantyhose (yuck city), underthings, bras... ugh. How awful.

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francois_leroux_speedskater — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:15:24 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: If Paul and West play about the same in Game 4 as they did tonight and they get more from Peja, I like their chances.

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general dir...:

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Secret Identity — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:15:17 EDT

Leafs jersey > Underpants

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:15:16 EDT

Is Cameron Diaz still hot or what the hell happened? Can't tell.

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UkraineNotWeak — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:14:01 EDT

"We got a bleeder here."

Oh and Cameron Diaz has never looked finer than in that film.

UkraineNotWeak

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Peter Cavan — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:13:49 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: My mother used to work at the Johnstown Flood Museum, in management. Her office was right behind the theater where they show the Oscar-winning documentary about the flood. I spent many afternoons in HS working on papers in her office and watching that movie.

Peter Cavan

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francois_leroux_speedskater — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:13:44 EDT

Oh, and also, I'm boxer-briefs. Felt like it was only appropriate that I mention this.

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:12:57 EDT

@francois_leroux_speedskater: Looks like San Antone will be taking this one. All they've done is take care of the first home court game, though.

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Becky_MI — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:12:36 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general dir...: How was the interview?

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francois_leroux_speedskater — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:12:31 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: So sad that Bixler is our best option while Jack-flash-isn't -that-good-either is out.

Sidenote: I'm pissed about the likely outcome of the Spurs game, but I gotta say, Shulman and Burke have been very good this game, surprising not in the case of Shulman but somewhat so for Burke. Figures that it seems like I never hear them doing pro games.

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UkraineNotWeak — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:12:26 EDT

That scene and Ted's fight with the dog.

UkraineNotWeak

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Becky_MI — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:12:06 EDT

Okay, I'm about to tempt fate on this dog sickness thing. I'm taking the garbage out. Wish me luck.

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StevePerryPsychOut — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:11:51 EDT

a vodka/rocks nightcap won't hurt, right??? right???

StevePerryPsychOut

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:11:14 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Same here. I've seen that movie about 100 times, but Ted being rushed to a nearby ambulance in a stretcher, while Warren repeatedly yells the "masturbating" line in the background gets me every time.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:10:55 EDT

@StevePerryPsychOut: anything colored "nude." any and all of it. if it weren't so damn functional (looking at you, white dress pants), it should all be burned.

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Peter Cavan — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:10:26 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: I went to a game there in 2005. It's as beautiful as advertised. I'd love to go back.

Peter Cavan

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:10:07 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: Watch my girl get sweaty from all the banging.

Har.

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White Speed Receiver — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:09:28 EDT

Aloha, DU!AN. Have I missed anything in the last week or two while "real life" intervened with my internet addiction?

Oh, and why am I taking a liking to Curtis Granderson suddenly?

White Speed Receiver

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part time lover, full time hater — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:08:40 EDT

@francois_leroux_speedskater: Poor Bixler. I've been yelling "ALRIGHT NEW GUY!" at him for weeks now.

@Peter Cavan: Do it! Come to the Burgh, go to a game, then for extra fun, go to J-Town and take your girl to the Flood Museum!

@notthequarterback: Yeah, well... clearly, the opposite happened. I was even wearing my sweet Penguins throwback jacket!

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:08:06 EDT

@Becky_MI: Ha! I may just force myself to watch a few WNBA games this year, the LA Sparks specifically. Watch my girl get sweaty from all the banging.

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Becky_MI — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:08:00 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: That drawer is the most OCD thing in my house. It should have a Dewey Decimal System. Arranged by style, color... pretty sure I'm in need of meds.

@part time lover, full time hater: Isn't that every night around midnight? Just me? Oh. Carry on.

I feel like I know a little too much about some of you now, but it's okay.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:07:49 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: any "nude" colored undergarments is just not attractive in my book. an earlier point he made though, when i asked for a panty preference..."if you're in your panties, i don't care what kind they are."

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:07:42 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general dir...: He got to see you wearing them, and they (presumably) weren't granny-panties. Of course he thought they were cute.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

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StevePerryPsychOut — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:07:27 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general dir...: what comprises "least attractive"? A parachute?

StevePerryPsychOut

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francois_leroux_speedskater — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:07:17 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: I can't imagine a nicer park with a better view anywhere.

/really isn't being homerific

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general dir...:

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UkraineNotWeak — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:06:10 EDT

He's a horny guy. You could've worn a burlap sack and he would've loved it.

UkraineNotWeak

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francois_leroux_speedskater — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:05:46 EDT

@Peter Cavan: I think it's a matter of time at this point. Start making plans.

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:05:18 EDT

Oh well. I'm content in my choice of knickers. And gosh darn it, that's all that matters.

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TattooedMess(iah) — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:05:03 EDT

Well I came back to an interesting discussion. Put me in the commando camp, if I'm not there all alone.

Unless I'm playing sports or at the gym, of course. Then I'm in the boxer-brief supporters. /zing

TattooedMess(iah)

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:04:28 EDT

hey folks, still up?

@Becky_MI: i wore my least attractive undies today and the boy still thought they were cute. he's hooked.

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Becky_MI — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:04:21 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: CANDACE!!!

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UkraineNotWeak — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:04:19 EDT

@Peter Cavan:

I would love to see PNC Park. I hear it is beautiful.

UkraineNotWeak

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notthequarterback — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:03:39 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: I think if I took a girl to the game and she knew the name of the manager -- let alone the pitching coach -- I might have to change my non-snug undergarments which do not fit like gloves.

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UkraineNotWeak — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:03:03 EDT

That scene with Warren cracks me up everytime.

"He was masturbating."

UkraineNotWeak

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Peter Cavan — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:03:02 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: You tempt me with a Pittsburgh Pants Party. I have friends that live in Mt. Lebanon, and my mom still lives in Johnstown. I could definitely make that happen. I might even get my girlfriend to go if I billed it as an excuse to show her my hometown and/or favorite large city in Pennsylvania.

Peter Cavan

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francois_leroux_speedskater — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:02:37 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: This year I think I'd just go and scream BIXLER at the top of my lungs. You yelling for Andrews is fine--mainly because no one could be worse than Colborn.

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: Agreed, wholeheartedly. And now, sure enough, I start watching the game closely and the Spurs make a run.

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part time lover, full time hater — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:02:27 EDT

@StevePerryPsychOut: At least you didn't blow it by yelling for the pitching coach. It was horrible.

See, now DUAN has me thinking about hot dudes in their underwear. Great.

/grumble

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:01:52 EDT

@She Blinded Me With Violence: He was masssturbating! He was masssturbating!

@Secret Identity: It's all good. Trust me, we hear about the Chris Paul snub in Atlanta pretty much every single day. Probably the #1 reason why Billy Knight was fired after the playoffs.

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UkraineNotWeak — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:00:52 EDT

Describe some things. I have some time.

UkraineNotWeak

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StevePerryPsychOut — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:59:43 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: heh, I only got a girl to go to BP with me once. I was so thrilled that I was giddy. She was unimpressed and wanted to know when we could leave to get some deep dish.

StevePerryPsychOut

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Becky_MI — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:59:07 EDT

Everyone's got their thing. *shrug* That's why it's good to be a girl, I've got all the major non-granny areas covered in one drawer!

@notthequarterback: See, it sounds like you are confusing your panties with gloves, silly!

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Brazil Thrill — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:58:51 EDT

@francois_leroux_speedskater: I hate it when Bowen does that. Actually, I just hate Bowen, period. To the point of hoping somebody slides their feet under Bruce as he goes up for a jump shot, and that he blows a knee after coming down.

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part time lover, full time hater — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:58:21 EDT

@francois_leroux_speedskater: See... I can lure anyone out to the ballpark. It's part of my charm. That is, until the pitching gets bad, and I start yelling for Jeff Andrews. Turns out, dudes are frightened by such things. Thus, no more baseball dates. Just baseball with other people who actually know what the hell's going on.

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Secret Identity — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:58:16 EDT

I actually honestly didn't see you in here, would probably have held back.

@She Blinded Me With Violence:

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StevePerryPsychOut — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:57:22 EDT

@She Blinded Me With Violence: sweatpants and basketball shorts, my dear man.

Otherwise, I'm with you...

StevePerryPsychOut

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UkraineNotWeak — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:57:05 EDT

Franks and beans!!

UkraineNotWeak

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:56:33 EDT

Can't do commando either on account of zipper hazards.

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UkraineNotWeak — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:55:39 EDT

"Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual."

UkraineNotWeak

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Becky_MI — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:54:54 EDT

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: The Professor goes out like Costanza!!!!

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StevePerryPsychOut — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:54:51 EDT

@Peter Cavan: sounds entirely worth it.

StevePerryPsychOut

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Brazil Thrill — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:54:23 EDT

@She Blinded Me With Violence: Now that I think about it, I think I've noticed some scars on the palm of his hands.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:54:14 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: I haven't seen that yet either. I only just watched the Simpson's Movie last month.

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pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:53:37 EDT

I usually go with something lacy that flatters my ass

good night kids!

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

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francois_leroux_speedskater — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:53:27 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: I have to admit, it is a damn fine idea. I'll probably break down sooner, rather than later.

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part time lover, full time hater — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:53:22 EDT

@Becky_MI: No truer statement has ever been made.

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notthequarterback — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:52:56 EDT

@Secret Identity: that's a really gross beat - but you want them calling in that case...but runner-runner beats are awful.

i flopped a set at the casino last week where I had 99 and the flop came Q9Q - turn was a J that put three to a flush on the board and the river was a 3rd fucking queen. the asshole i was playing had aces...shit happens.

@Becky_MI: you will tear my boxers out of my cold, dead hands...nothing "snug" will ever see my boys again. and they do NOT look like somebody took a dump in them.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:52:34 EDT

@Becky_MI: You mean compromise? People do that?

Interesting.

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Peter Cavan — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:52:07 EDT

@J-No: I used to be an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church, but I think it was a joke. My dad kept getting their newsletter for years (since I used his address when I got "ordained"), which may mean that Homeland Security is now taking a closer look at his mail.

Peter Cavan

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StevePerryPsychOut — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:52:04 EDT

@Becky_MI: can't everyone agree on commando?

/boxers for me
//whatever for girls

StevePerryPsychOut

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UkraineNotWeak — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:52:04 EDT

You like to be able to tell at a glance where the moyel did his handy work.

UkraineNotWeak

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Brazil Thrill — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:52:02 EDT

@Secret Identity: Dude, that's beyond cold. That's like, absolute zero.

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Yeah, I want to watch that too. Best comedy I've seen in a while was "Superbad", and that movie ran about 30 minutes too long.

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Becky_MI — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:51:58 EDT

It's like a DU!AN Panty Raid in here tonight! w00t!

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francois_leroux_speedskater — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:51:57 EDT

Will be slightly less talkative until this game is over DUAN...mainly because I have caught some CP3 brilliance only on replay because I have been so busy on here.

/Ginobili makes 3, gets fouled

//I plot Ginobili's demise

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: I predict the patented "foot under foot" technique.

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:51:33 EDT

I could never go back to any form of briefs. I don't suffer testicular asphyxiation well.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:51:32 EDT

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: And Jenna Fischer so it got to be good. I hope.

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Dr. Michael Mancini — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:50:47 EDT

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Walk Hard was great. When you rent it, just watch the theatrical version, most of the stuff cut out of the extended version was cut for a reason.

Although the Patrick Duffy/Cheryl Ladd/Cheryl Tiegs stuff was good.

Dr. Michael Mancini

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Becky_MI — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:50:42 EDT

@StevePerryPsychOut: I begrudge no one their choices. I'm just saying what *I* prefer to see. Some guys like thongs, others like the boy shorts...

But let's face it, it probably isn't a deal breaker for any of us if the first preference isn't met, no?

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UkraineNotWeak — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:50:37 EDT

How do you feel about commando?

Ah, those sweet days of summer camp.

UkraineNotWeak

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StevePerryPsychOut — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:49:31 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: If its not behind the bourbon & on the right, I'm not gonna find it.

StevePerryPsychOut

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:49:11 EDT

@J-No: Well these guys, [www.themonastery.org] say I'm a minister so I'll sign off if you want.

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UkraineNotWeak — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:48:56 EDT

I could make a DC one. The only place on the East Coast I won't make is Philly and NYC metro.

UkraineNotWeak

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Peter Cavan — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:48:51 EDT

@Becky_MI: I second the boxer briefs idea. I tried boxers for a long time and they never felt completely comfortable. Boxer briefs are perfect. They're comfy, they look good, and they're not too revealing.

/thinks that the vodka is starting to reveal things I'd normally keep quiet

Peter Cavan

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Brazil Thrill — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:48:09 EDT

@Becky_MI: Boxer briefs are the best. Boxers just bunch up, briefs just tighten up the jewels a bit too much.

@francois_leroux_speedskater: Don't worry, we still haven't seen the dirty side of Bowen come out yet. He still has a shiv... err an ace in his sleeve.

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Becky_MI — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:47:57 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Sorry my man. Like some men are anti-certain panty styles for their ladies, I am firmly in the tighter britches camp on men.

Not the crazy fancy pants that were shown earlier, however. I'm a simple girl with simple tastes.

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part time lover, full time hater — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:47:32 EDT

@francois_leroux_speedskater: Ditto on the job front, buddy. But I've always got tickets, so don't let that stop ya.

@StevePerryPsychOut: Your mama has your baptism candle- it's in the same place she's keeping the little outfit you wore that day and your communion rosaries.

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:47:24 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: Has anyone checked him for a stigmata?

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Secret Identity — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:47:08 EDT

@Secret Identity:

Oh, and sorry Brazil Thrill, didn't see you there.

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StevePerryPsychOut — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:46:13 EDT

@Becky_MI: yeah, but regular boxers let you BREATHE. If you had the choice between a skirt and a skirt with shorts sewn into it, what would you choose???

StevePerryPsychOut

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pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:45:47 EDT

@Peter Cavan: someone will surely appear to take the lead on a DC party soon...although I always miss the proper DC parties and only make the improvised ones

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: the songs in Walk Hard were brilliant at times. I enjoyed it.

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

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Secret Identity — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:45:36 EDT

You know, I can't stand Vitale, but I remember distinctly that he absolutely ripped the Hawks for passing up Chris Paul to take Marvin Williams, especially when they already had Childress, Smith, Johnson, Al Harrington (at the time) etc.

I can't seem to find that video on Youtube...but it's great.

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J-No — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:45:33 EDT

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: This nun is a stickler and i don't have a regular church. So now I need to get someone at a church to sign off for me. With people runnign from the Catholic Church you would think they would get a little flexible. Then again therein lies the issue.

End rant, going to bed, I think I have already worked 50 hours this week.

J-No

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:45:32 EDT

@Becky_MI: That would explain why no one takes me seriously when I go out in my boxer shorts.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:45:18 EDT

@SuperFrankieLampard: Add... er... well just never mind.

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UkraineNotWeak — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:44:48 EDT

I resent that (boxer wearer)

UkraineNotWeak

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Peter Cavan — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:44:36 EDT

@Lizabelle: I forgot about Newark. It must have been all the drinking.

Peter Cavan

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:44:26 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: I probably need to see Walk Hard, they looked like it had potential.

But to be honest Indy 4 will probably be the only movie I see this year. Or next.

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Peter Cavan — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:44:16 EDT

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: Count me in for DC. I had a great time at last year's event.

Peter Cavan

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Brazil Thrill — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:44:00 EDT

Chris Paul, you are like Jesus plus the incredible basketball talent minus the whole water to wine thing.

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SuperFrankieLampard — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:43:34 EDT

@Becky_MI: 6'4" and 250? heck, knock about 90 pounds off that and you got me!

SuperFrankieLampard

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StevePerryPsychOut — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:43:12 EDT

@J-No: I needed my baptism candle. I was a few months old when baptized. How the fuck was I going to have a baptism candle at my fingertips?

@notthequarterback: gotchya. You'll either get something from "name at gmail.com" or "name at huge bank.com"

@Becky_MI: bring DUAN. We'll get the jokes. But just make sure that you don't have Joe Morgan in the booth...

StevePerryPsychOut

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francois_leroux_speedskater — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:43:04 EDT

@part time lover, full time hater: I'm down for a Pittsburgh Pants Party, complete with IC Light and a 4th Inning entrance to the game (at least, that's what I do). Of course all this can happen when I actually find a job again.

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: Are you sure #5 on your list wasn't actually #1.

Also, Paul's circus shot...let me just say I agree with Doris Burke on this one--Jordanesque.

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Becky_MI — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:42:00 EDT

@SuperFrankieLampard: My "big man" was 6'4" and around 250. I am of the belief that ALL men should wear boxer briefs. They offer good support to make all the bits look as good as those bits can look, without being so short that there's a grade school look happening. Regular boxers - well, they mostly look like you took a dump in your shorts.

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Brazil Thrill — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:41:47 EDT

@She Blinded Me With Violence: Arrrrr, take tha ball to tha hole matey!

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: I don't think I was around during the Anchorman fad. I'm just hoping we have a decent comedy that gives us some quote fodder soon. Haven't seen one of those in a while.

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Secret Identity — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:41:34 EDT

@notthequarterback:

I had the chiplead earlier...had JT, flop comes rainbow 7-8-9. Go all in, get called by someone with A7 of hearts...turn and river come runner runner hearts and I lose.