<![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Thu, 08 May 2008 22:42:37 EDT Thu, 08 May 2008 22:42:37 EDT http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5608511 Maybe Im just old and slightly Bissed. But the combination of the background color and the microfont over at KSK makes me fucking squint. I don't find it relaxing to read. I'm always anxious to bail the fuck out over there.

Bissed- to take on old crotchety out of touch ways.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> 11:388693:c5608511 Thu, 08 May 2008 22:42:37 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5607933 Reminds me of one of the funniest posts ever on KSK:
[kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com]

VTBen

]]> 11:388693:c5607933 Thu, 08 May 2008 22:02:42 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5606865 @Hit Bull Win Steak: sounds like someone's going to try and slip it in the butt this weekend

DougOLis

]]> 11:388693:c5606865 Thu, 08 May 2008 20:43:01 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5606082 sting?

iantenna

]]> 11:388693:c5606082 Thu, 08 May 2008 19:45:41 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5605100 @ReggieDunlop:
"You know what your problem is, Dunlop? You're too fucking old to play this game!"
-B. Donaldson



Johnny LaRue

]]> 11:388693:c5605100 Thu, 08 May 2008 18:46:13 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5604889 @UkraineNotWeak: @Gus Johnson's Cardiologist: I apologize for my comment above, didn't know that you two beat me to it. Not really all that surprised, UkraineNotWeak ALWAYS beats me with the Slap Shot references.

ReggieDunlop

]]> 11:388693:c5604889 Thu, 08 May 2008 18:36:08 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5604804 Ned: "They teach you how to underline in college."
Reggie: "Not the fuck scenes, they don't."

ReggieDunlop

]]> 11:388693:c5604804 Thu, 08 May 2008 18:31:34 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5604662 what a coincidence...Charlie Weis sent his surgeons the same Ziggy card right before suing them.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns is the anti-Christ according to Buzz Bissinger

]]> 11:388693:c5604662 Thu, 08 May 2008 18:23:25 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5603370 When did he get lobotomized?

Jen P

]]> 11:388693:c5603370 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:24:57 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5603230 A Ziggy card? I'm surprised she didn't tear it up, call him a homo and kick him in the balls. Ziggy? Come on.

His hair is doing it's best Gladiator/300 helmet impersonation

mydogisdexter

]]> 11:388693:c5603230 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:19:58 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5603219 the spikey hair, that come hither look...oh he is so dreamy!

The_Dark_Side_of_Oz

]]> 11:388693:c5603219 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:19:40 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5603066 @Werewolf Barmitzvah: I was thinking more of the 80s, when guys like Gerald Willhite and Sammy Winder were helping him with it.

Phony Gwynn

]]> 11:388693:c5603066 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:15:08 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602940 Holy Christ, when did Joe Montana turn into Zoolander?

CIALIS COOPER

]]> 11:388693:c5602940 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:10:26 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602935 @Arriaga_II: He looks like a hybrid of Richard Dean Anderson and Sting.

CharlesBronsonPinchot

]]> 11:388693:c5602935 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:10:19 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602910 If my math is correct, he got married at 17? Jesus. He better have gotten the anal. 17?

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:388693:c5602910 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:09:17 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602905 @UkraineNotWeak: She agreed - it was his best shot in the end zone since Dwight Clark.

HebrewHammer

]]> 11:388693:c5602905 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:09:05 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602878 I wonder if Peterman survived the cyclone

BooyahKrkic

]]> 11:388693:c5602878 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:07:59 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602866 @Phony Gwynn: Yeah, but Terrell Davis did all the actual work on that card. Elway just got all the glory.

Werewolf Barmitzvah

]]> 11:388693:c5602866 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:07:42 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602864 I'll bet he thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy lately, too!

MattinglysSideburns

]]> 11:388693:c5602864 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:07:40 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602851 @Hit Bull Win Steak: His writing style was a little tight at first but it eventually loosened up.

/ducks

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:388693:c5602851 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:07:21 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602837 That was an interesting article. I think I'll go upstairs and masturbate now.

[i'm going ot go upstairs and masturbate now.]

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> 11:388693:c5602837 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:06:44 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602835 John Elway got nearly the same result with a homemade card consisting of construction paper, dried macaroni, and glitter.

Phony Gwynn

]]> 11:388693:c5602835 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:06:41 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602805 he wrote a letter about doing anal?

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> 11:388693:c5602805 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:05:35 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602794 Was the Hallmark store out of "Love Is..." stationary?

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:388693:c5602794 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:05:10 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602783 If you aren't sending your love missives inside a Cathy greeting card, you ain't trying.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:388693:c5602783 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:04:48 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602761 I think Joe was asking for anal that weekend? I wonder if she agreed.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:388693:c5602761 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:04:16 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602726 @Camp Tiger Claw: My grandma does the same thing. I used to just read the underlined words aloud anytime she sent a card.

Send It In, Jerome!

]]> 11:388693:c5602726 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:03:10 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602721 @UkraineNotWeak: Not the fuck scenes they don't.

Gus Johnson's Cardiologist

]]> 11:388693:c5602721 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:03:01 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602712 Christ, Joe. Just shave that dome & get it over with already!

Uecker Seats

]]> 11:388693:c5602712 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:02:31 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602707 @Camp Tiger Claw:

They teach you to underline in college.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:388693:c5602707 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:02:21 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602673 That irreverence, that wit. I'd know it anywhere.

Quick, Elaine. To my archives!

/Peterman

McCroskey

]]> 11:388693:c5602673 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:00:42 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602657 @Werewolf Barmitzvah: The pig says "My wife's a slut"?

HebrewHammer

]]> 11:388693:c5602657 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:00:11 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602641 @Camp Tiger Claw: Underlining takes time away from practicing. Guess that's what made Joe Joe, and what makes Boomer Boomer.

Werewolf Barmitzvah

]]> 11:388693:c5602641 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:59:39 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602636 His "aww shucks" writing is both endearing and nasueating.

madripper

]]> 11:388693:c5602636 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:59:18 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602633 @BigRicks:

Nice.

That is one hell of a rambling letter he wrote to Mr. and Mrs. Moses. I bet they stopped reading it after the first paragraph like it was a Weintraub article.

André Roussimoff

]]> 11:388693:c5602633 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:59:11 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602623 "Oh, I see Ziggy's back at the complaint department. 'Joe Montana is stealing my ideas.'"

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> 11:388693:c5602623 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:59:02 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602614 threadjack

They finally named Wysh's NHL Blog on The Exclamation Point....

....Puck Daddy.

[sports.yahoo.com]

Whoever came up with the new name (probably Wysh) gets a huge +1.

/threadjack

Afino

]]> 11:388693:c5602614 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:58:42 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602598 I'm going upstairs to masturbate.

André Roussimoff

]]> 11:388693:c5602598 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:58:27 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602594 Man, that love note was intense. I'm surprised he didn't lighten the mood by referencing John Candy.

Phony Gwynn

]]> 11:388693:c5602594 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:58:19 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602593 My Grandma always underlines words in cards like that.

My Grandma is also Boomer Esiason.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> 11:388693:c5602593 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:58:14 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602588 If you need me, I'll be in my room masturbating.

BigRicks

]]> 11:388693:c5602588 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:58:07 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602578 Isn't that sweet? Here's another one The Smoking Gun found:

[contactsheet.org]

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:388693:c5602578 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:57:50 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602572 Was it an actual Ziggy card, or was it one of Elaine Benes' cartoons from The New Yorker ?

Werewolf Barmitzvah

]]> 11:388693:c5602572 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:57:37 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602536 Is Joe angling for the starring role in the new MacGyver film?

Arriaga_II

]]> 11:388693:c5602536 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:56:36 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602523 @Barry Lutz:
Mr. Burns'd

7th Floor King Dingaling

]]> 11:388693:c5602523 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:56:17 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602517 I miss you a real lot? Joe must have growns up in the cuhntree

Chaunceyshammy

]]> 11:388693:c5602517 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:56:10 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602515 Shouldn't have parted the Red Sea, Joe.

Matt_T

]]> 11:388693:c5602515 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:56:09 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602501 that is the best receding hairline mohawk I have ever seen.

Johnny LaRue

]]> 11:388693:c5602501 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:55:44 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602480 Ah, Ziggy. Will you ever win?

Barry Lutz

]]> 11:388693:c5602480 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:55:11 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602448 I prefer dotting my Is with hearts

7th Floor King Dingaling

]]> 11:388693:c5602448 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:54:21 EDT <![CDATA[Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602431 $10 for his used jock strap

CatInThePants

]]> 11:388693:c5602431 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:53:50 EDT