<![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Fri, 09 May 2008 15:29:23 EDT Fri, 09 May 2008 15:29:23 EDT http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5622563 If you are waiting in line for 5 hours just to get a $.23 pizza you....must be from Ohio.

iHaveaRagingTebowner

]]> 11:388824:c5622563 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:29:23 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5619272 @Secret Identity:

But is it a pizza when you put your hands in the dough, or when you take it out of the oven?

Colin White Devil

]]> 11:388824:c5619272 Fri, 09 May 2008 13:46:20 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5619073 @RachelRayIsTheDevil:

You can't look away from the reverse raccoon eyes, can you? Me neither! He must wear swim goggles while applying that orange fake tan shit.

Colin White Devil

]]> 11:388824:c5619073 Fri, 09 May 2008 13:39:22 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5619002 Last month 7000+ stood in the rain and cold outside the new Chipotle here for a free burrito. Now they seem almost sane to me.

Ohio.

Colin White Devil

]]> 11:388824:c5619002 Fri, 09 May 2008 13:37:20 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5617960 @Afino:

Does Poppie come get mad if you put cucumbers on your pizza?

Secret Identity

]]> 11:388824:c5617960 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:59:23 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5617480 @PaulByrdsDentist: I've been a fan since they were in Great Northern where Sbarro is now; I just rediscovered it a few months ago. They're dirt cheap on Sundays, too, which will make for a nice football season next year.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> 11:388824:c5617480 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:43:57 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5617422 @Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: +1 and buffalo wings and a 2-liter pepsi. Comment of the week. Who here didn't sing along? I know I did.

@Burning River: Hey, great New Orleans pics. Huh?..whu?

I'm quite proud to say that I have NEVER eaten a slice of that shit and NEVER will. That Papa John dude creeps me out man. Is he workin eye liner?

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> 11:388824:c5617422 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:42:14 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5617397 Waiting five hours for a pizza? Isn't this like when Homer tried selling sugar?

Homer: And you didn't think I'd make any money. I found a dollar while I was waiting for the bus.

Marge: While you were out "earning" that dollar, you lost forty dollars by not going to work. The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.

Homer: Woo hoo! A four-day weekend.

Dan Levy

]]> 11:388824:c5617397 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:41:21 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5617357 @How do you spell retard?: I should have added this to my comment:

/Michael Scott

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:388824:c5617357 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:40:09 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5617044 The Papa John's in Berea was closed when a certain "combat vet" went apeshit after he was denied cheap pizza

Badclown

]]> 11:388824:c5617044 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:29:18 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5617034 @Magnakai Haaskivi:

Agreed, Capri Pizza is awesome, I'm a fan of the thin crust.

Yea I waited in line for two hours, wanna fight about it?

PaulByrdsDentist

]]> 11:388824:c5617034 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:29:08 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5616947 @Weed Against Speed: *Late Response*

Sbarros is genuine if you like paying $2.50 for a plain slice with dough you could posibly drink it's so undercooked.

How do you spell retard?

]]> 11:388824:c5616947 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:26:29 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5616602 @Magnakai Haaskivi: you can't really go wrong with Anna Rose's on Broadway.

Burning River

]]> 11:388824:c5616602 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:16:11 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5616398 Remember, Nibbles, you're always playing your best game when nobody mentions your name.

The Seaward (nee Tocchets Bookie)

]]> 11:388824:c5616398 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:08:42 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5616246 @Burning River: Nah you have to go a mile or two south of the track and then go right on Olde 8.

@Magnakai Haaskivi: Nice, I grew up in Twinsburg and Sagamore Hills, but now I live in Kentucky for work. Needless to say, home is better.

The Seaward (nee Tocchets Bookie)

]]> 11:388824:c5616246 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:02:10 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5616205 @Chareth Cutestory, Maritime Lawyer: +1. Because I love Tina Fey more than a straight woman should.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:388824:c5616205 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:01:02 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5616151 @The Seaward (nee Tocchets Bookie): Where at in Northfield? Near the track?

Burning River

]]> 11:388824:c5616151 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:58:51 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5616111 @The Seaward (nee Tocchets Bookie): Never been, but I work in Oakwood Village...I'll have to check that out.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> 11:388824:c5616111 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:57:39 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5616086 Sbarro, working very hard to bring the "getting stuck at an airport" experience to the rest of the country.

FriendsLikeJimRome

]]> 11:388824:c5616086 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:56:28 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5616022 No wonder they can't get an Ikea.

Chareth Cutestory, Maritime Lawyer

]]> 11:388824:c5616022 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:55:01 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5616021 @JoeyPorterAle: Negative. Not that I would get caught dead anywhere near a Papa John's anyhow.

Burning River

]]> 11:388824:c5616021 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:55:00 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615938 @Afino: That sounds like a lot more work than picking up a phone and having someone bring you food.

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

]]> 11:388824:c5615938 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:52:51 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615904 @Burning River: You don't own a Stratus, do you?

JoeyPorterAle

]]> 11:388824:c5615904 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:52:03 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615885 @Magnakai Haaskivi: I have a tough time believing it's better than Farinacci's Pizza in Northfield and Hudson. That pizza wins the thread of life.

The Seaward (nee Tocchets Bookie)

]]> 11:388824:c5615885 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:51:32 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615853 @Secret Identity: You can't have people shoving their arms into a 600 degree oven.

The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History

]]> 11:388824:c5615853 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:50:44 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615753 @JoeyPorterAle: My user name does not find that comment funny.

Burning River

]]> 11:388824:c5615753 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:47:40 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615744 @Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: +1

So, so awesome.

Mr. Marinovich

]]> 11:388824:c5615744 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:47:24 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615736 Here are some picks from the papa john's near my house in the suburbs.
[www.flickr.com]

Burning River

]]> 11:388824:c5615736 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:47:10 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615691 @Shorty: They shouldn't be allowed to call it pizza.

I ordered spaghetti with marinara, and got egg noodles and ketchup.

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:388824:c5615691 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:45:35 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615676 @Secret Identity:

You know, thats what I started doing. There's one good local chain around here, but it's crazy expensive.

So we buy everything at the store, make it the way WE want it, for half the price and knowing that if you fuck it up, it's your own fault.

Afino

]]> 11:388824:c5615676 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:45:12 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615661 @HIV 2 Elway: Wasn't there a beaker or something from the meth lab he could have thrown at her instead of wasting a full beer?

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:388824:c5615661 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:44:40 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615654 $0.23 for Papa John's pizza? Still overpriced.

Steve-O-Reno

]]> 11:388824:c5615654 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:44:20 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615651 @HIV 2 Elway: What a jerk, wasting a full can of beer like that.

shea_guevara

]]> 11:388824:c5615651 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:44:19 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615648 @crazyjoedavola:

It's like buying Lender's bagels in the supermarket in the NYC Metro area. You can't find a bagel place that sells better bagels than that?

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:388824:c5615648 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:44:16 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615613 In my day, for 23 cents you could get a pizza pie and then watch "Gentleman" Jim Corbett fight an Eskimo fellow bare-knuckled for a hundred and thirteen rounds. Of course, back then, if a fight lasted less than fifty rounds, we demanded our money back.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> 11:388824:c5615613 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:43:08 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615603 Heck with burning cars Cleveland, just set the river on fire.

JoeyPorterAle

]]> 11:388824:c5615603 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:42:48 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615602 Lyric Day on deadspin huh? I can deal with that

HockeyMountain

]]> 11:388824:c5615602 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:42:44 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615508 Totally unrelated, I just heard our office cleaning lady say, "My back hurts. My byfriend got mad at me last night and threw a full can of beer at me." Missoura, the rich mans Ohio.

HIV 2 Elway

]]> 11:388824:c5615508 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:39:53 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615480 @Cinnamon Girl: My head a-splode

StuScott Booyahs

]]> 11:388824:c5615480 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:38:51 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615479 Papa John's pizza sucks. All that corporate shit does.

/Northern NJ-ite

Shorty

]]> 11:388824:c5615479 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:38:48 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615478 If only they had a chain of pizza stores where you could make your own pie.

Secret Identity

]]> 11:388824:c5615478 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:38:44 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615461 @Threat Level: Midnight: Co-starring Virginia Madsen! If The Number 23 is the best her agent can get her after appearing in Sideways, someone needs a new agent.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:388824:c5615461 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:37:47 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615449 @Weed Against Speed: I dare say that kind of bullshit would have been avoided...

/goes back to office basement

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:388824:c5615449 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:37:23 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615437 I still shake my head when I see people waling into Pizza hut or Dominos in NY.

@Weed Against Speed: Dominos is the genuine article*

*not even close to the genuine article.

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:388824:c5615437 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:37:02 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615420 Still, living in Ohio is nothing like the fights that must have been seen outside of this pizza joint.

Cinnamon Girl

]]> 11:388824:c5615420 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:36:31 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615418 OHIO: No you idiot, it's not a palindrome.

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> 11:388824:c5615418 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:36:29 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615398 @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: my boss's basement, actually.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:388824:c5615398 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:35:36 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615368 @Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general dir...: You need to get out of your mother's basement more often.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> 11:388824:c5615368 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:34:18 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615363 The Noid wouldn't have put up with this sort of bullshit, I'll tell you that.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:388824:c5615363 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:34:12 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615359 OK, it wasn't quite THAT bad.

Not quite as bad as Jim Carrey in The Number 23 ?

Threat Level: Midnight

]]> 11:388824:c5615359 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:34:08 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615346 "There was one serious casualty, as Papa John's mascot Mr. Slice was found in a Toledo alley early this morning severely beaten and stripped of his toppings."

Now he's sending his brother Kimbo Slice to find the guys that did it and make things right.

Bobby_Big_Wheel

]]> 11:388824:c5615346 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:33:41 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615343 Riotting like that should be reserved for first round NHL playoff victories.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> 11:388824:c5615343 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:33:32 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615334 @Afino: my absolute most guilty pleasure.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:388824:c5615334 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:33:12 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615312 I heard Papa John isn't even a real father.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:388824:c5615312 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:32:23 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615301 Papa John's is almost as bad as The Olive Garden.

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The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History

]]> 11:388824:c5615301 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:32:01 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615295 I said extra cheese bitch!

Chaunceyshammy

]]> 11:388824:c5615295 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:31:47 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615264 "OK, it wasn't quite THAT bad"

I take it you've never seen Columbus on Ben & Jerry's Free Cone Day then, Rick.

the earl of weaver

]]> 11:388824:c5615264 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:30:58 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615259 There was one serious casualty, as Papa John's mascot Mr. Slice was found in a Toledo alley early this morning severely beaten and stripped of his toppings.

Fucking Sussman.

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:388824:c5615259 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:30:45 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615252 Carl Monday is watching your pie.

Carmen McFanzone

]]> 11:388824:c5615252 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:30:30 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615251 @Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: +1 (plus breadsticks)

Rick Chandler

]]> 11:388824:c5615251 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:30:28 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615230 LBJ "whining" > Jim Carrey "going dark"

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:388824:c5615230 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:29:49 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615220 So I guess Roy Williams had the day off?

Civil Negligence

]]> 11:388824:c5615220 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:29:28 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615214 @BigJimSlade:

makes you want to say YUM!

(considering Taco Bell and Pizza Hut are both owned by the same company....coincedence?)

Afino

]]> 11:388824:c5615214 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:29:13 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615194 Can't we all just get along and eat "Hot n' Ready" pizzas from Little Caesars?

CharlesBronsonPinchot

]]> 11:388824:c5615194 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:28:32 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615192 There's going to be a rash of pizza throwing incidents at the next Cavs/Celtics game.

Matt_T

]]> 11:388824:c5615192 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:28:22 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615187 @Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: +1 (not to be redundant, or anything)

Cinnamon Girl

]]> 11:388824:c5615187 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:28:10 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615181 @Afino: Don't forget the side order of explosive diarrhea... free with every meal!

BigJimSlade

]]> 11:388824:c5615181 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:27:54 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615176 @How do you spell retard?: Hey, I heard Sbarro's is the place to go to get a genuine New York slice!

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:388824:c5615176 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:27:47 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615172 This is what happens when you leave security duties to the Ninja Turtles.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:388824:c5615172 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:27:42 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615167 Isn't "news" defined as something "new?"

Sheepblog

]]> 11:388824:c5615167 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:27:21 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615139 @ltwinslow: I lol'ed

StuScott Booyahs

]]> 11:388824:c5615139 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:26:34 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615140 At the University Heights Papa John's, police said a few people tried to jump the line, but they were pulled out and those in line started cheering.

Is this an Onion article?

HebrewHammer

]]> 11:388824:c5615140 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:26:34 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615135 For all you Westside Clevelanders out there: try Capri Pizza FTW. Middleburg Heights and North Olmsted. Cheap and good at the same time.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> 11:388824:c5615135 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:26:24 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615130 @supermike5alive: If these people thought like that, they wouldn't have to wait in line for 5 hours for a pizza.

Matt_T

]]> 11:388824:c5615130 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:26:16 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615125 In some cities, Papa John's pizza is considered a hate crime against Italian Americans.

shea_guevara

]]> 11:388824:c5615125 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:26:11 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615116 Unfortunately, after consuming their pizzas, people realized that they still lived in Cleveland.

VidaBlueBalls

]]> 11:388824:c5615116 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:25:42 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615111 @How do you spell retard?:
Seriously, that is the most disgusting nationwide chain pizza.
Wait, isn't that the pizza that makes Jerry Jones get superfly?!?!

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hockalees

]]> 11:388824:c5615111 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:25:37 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615101 @BigJimSlade:

Pizza Hut's only good for the breadsticks.

Afino

]]> 11:388824:c5615101 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:25:13 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615093

[www.thescore.ca]
The lead suspect in the Mr. Slice beating.

DennyCrane

]]> 11:388824:c5615093 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:25:00 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615094 @Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: +1

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> 11:388824:c5615094 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:25:00 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615086 Unsure of what to do once they purchased the pie, customers opened the box, grabbed a slice, and proceeded to have intercourse with themselves and the hot cheese pizza mere feet away from the childrens section.

BigRicks

]]> 11:388824:c5615086 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:24:35 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615077 @supermike5alive: You assume Ohioans think rationally.

HIV 2 Elway

]]> 11:388824:c5615077 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:24:14 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615074 Of course, those waiting in line had the added bonus of completely missing the game the pizzas were presumably supposed to be eaten during.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> 11:388824:c5615074 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:24:08 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615073 @Weed Against Speed: Luckily, I live i South Jersey, where we literally have the cheapest gas on the planet.
Papa Johns is even worse than Sbarros.


How do you spell retard?

]]> 11:388824:c5615073 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:24:07 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615062 @Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG:

+1

Afino

]]> 11:388824:c5615062 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:23:52 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615063 @How do you spell retard?: Dominoes and Pizza Hut wholeheartedly disagree.

BigJimSlade

]]> 11:388824:c5615063 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:23:52 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615050 In otherwords, a normal Thursday in Ohio.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:388824:c5615050 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:23:26 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615049 Way to stay classy, Cleveland.

Schluby

]]> 11:388824:c5615049 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:23:25 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615033 @ltwinslow: They'll never get that Ikea!

Send It In, Jerome!

]]> 11:388824:c5615033 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:22:53 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615008 I knew those pictures weren't from Cleveland right away. They were clearly taken in Columbus.

Threat Level: Midnight

]]> 11:388824:c5615008 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:22:16 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615003

[microscopiq.com] Goodbye Ohio!

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:388824:c5615003 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:22:12 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5614993 But he is a crybaby. When Haywood bitch-slapped him, I saw the lip quiver. Don't lie and say you didn't see that shit.

muggsybogues

]]> 11:388824:c5614993 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:22:00 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5614988 Ah, fat people.

LosOsosdeChicago

]]> 11:388824:c5614988 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:21:52 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5614989 ohiotucky

MattMillenFanClub

]]> 11:388824:c5614989 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:21:52 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5614987 @Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: simply genius. +1

Bob Loblaw

]]> 11:388824:c5614987 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:21:51 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5614975 the line for 23 cent pizzas in downtown cleveland wrapped around an entire city block. past 3 bowling alleys, a liquor store, and a liquor store museum.

ltwinslow

]]> 11:388824:c5614975 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:21:35 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5614971 We are all witnesses to statewide diarrhea.

Steve518

]]> 11:388824:c5614971 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:21:23 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5614964 @Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG:

+1.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:388824:c5614964 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:21:10 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5614961 extra anchovies on mine, pleez
/bats eyelashes at mcdreamy


MENACEIISOBRIETY

]]> 11:388824:c5614961 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:21:04 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5614954 @Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: +1. Oh, that's a thread winner right there!

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> 11:388824:c5614954 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:20:55 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5614953 @How do you spell retard?: It's just like when people drive all the way across town and sit - with their cars running no less - to save $0.25 a gallon on gas.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:388824:c5614953 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:20:51 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5614950 It's times like these when you realize just how thin a thread holds our society from spilling out into complete chaos.

It's times like these, time and time again.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:388824:c5614950 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:20:41 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5614932 A more appropriate promo would be 6 pizzas for 24 dollars.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

]]> 11:388824:c5614932 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:19:52 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5614929 Wheeeeeeeeeeen a fist
Hits your eye
As you wait
For your pie
It's... Ohiooooooooooooo

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:388824:c5614929 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:19:45 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5614920 how much is a pizza normally?

how much $ could you make in 5 hours?

listen, i have some yardwork and other odd jobs that need doing (store-runs - I need batteries and lightbulbs, etc) and if you come over and work for me for 3 hours, I will give you a crisp $20 plus lunch and expenses.

supermike5alive

]]> 11:388824:c5614920 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:19:32 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5614917 Were there riots after the people realized they were actually paying for Papa Johns?
Seriously, that is the most disgusting nationwide chain pizza.


How do you spell retard?

]]> 11:388824:c5614917 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:19:29 EDT <![CDATA[Pizza Madness Grips Ohio]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5614898 Undercutters Pizza could beat that price.

Stay Away From Oprah

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