<![CDATA[ - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[ - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Fri, 09 May 2008 12:09:12 EDT Fri, 09 May 2008 12:09:12 EDT http://deadspin.com/388837/ <![CDATA[]]> http://deadspin.com/388837/#c5616413 Also, thousands of "AUTHENTIC OLIMPIC TORSH"es are now available in Hong Kong for HK$1.99 each.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> 11:388837:c5616413 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:09:12 EDT <![CDATA[]]> http://deadspin.com/388837/#c5615377 @Magnakai Haaskivi:

We went to college together?

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:388837:c5615377 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:34:38 EDT <![CDATA[]]> http://deadspin.com/388837/#c5614259 @formerly Chief Wahoo: Rudolph's friend-turned-tormenter, Fireball, was soon eliminated when he revealed himself to be a Falun Gong member and immolated himself in a tragic, spectacular display.

Send It In, Jerome!

]]> 11:388837:c5614259 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:52:16 EDT <![CDATA[]]> http://deadspin.com/388837/#c5614225 The torch will now be taking a three-week Glorious Paid Vacation at the Greater Nepal Autonomous Collective Region Re-Education Camp and Resort.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> 11:388837:c5614225 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:51:07 EDT <![CDATA[]]> http://deadspin.com/388837/#c5614147 The Heat Miser could kick the Bumbles ass.

Chief Illiniwek

]]> 11:388837:c5614147 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:48:08 EDT <![CDATA[]]> http://deadspin.com/388837/#c5614085 @MENACEIISOBRIETY: ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET, HUH?

MENACEIISOBRIETY

]]> 11:388837:c5614085 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:45:12 EDT <![CDATA[]]> http://deadspin.com/388837/#c5614073 how did they get a brigade of armored vehicles up there?

MENACEIISOBRIETY

]]> 11:388837:c5614073 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:44:43 EDT <![CDATA[]]> http://deadspin.com/388837/#c5614064 Moments from college I miss: Drinking with a friend around Christmastime, watching "Rudolph", then turning over to see him sobbing like a girl and proclaiming that "sometimes he feels like a misfit toy, too."

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> 11:388837:c5614064 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:44:22 EDT <![CDATA[]]> http://deadspin.com/388837/#c5614046 "Hundreds of climbers were boxed in at the base camp" Man, the Chineese are really taking this no protest thing seriously.

Mr. Bigglesworth

]]> 11:388837:c5614046 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:43:03 EDT <![CDATA[]]> http://deadspin.com/388837/#c5614040 Did he make it to the Island of Misfit Taiwanese?

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:388837:c5614040 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:42:49 EDT <![CDATA[]]> http://deadspin.com/388837/#c5613998 The one thing about Bumbles is... Bumbles bounce!

Send It In, Jerome!

]]> 11:388837:c5613998 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:41:16 EDT <![CDATA[]]> http://deadspin.com/388837/#c5613999 What did King Moonracer say when they got there?

44 in a Row

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