<![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> @jwaves2007: Exactly. Why fear Rick Chandler's links, anyway? I could see avoiding that, if this article were to have been put-up by The Balls or Balls Deep or Guest-writer Dashiell from Fleshbot (love his work, by the way), but really... A Rick link getting tagged with soupcon? Really? Is Rick Chandler the Rick of rick-rolling?

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> @strangeffect: That would have baffled spell check. Try syntax check.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> @OlsenTwinsValueMenu: Ronaldhino chugs that shit.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> @teh_joe: "Yes, I'll have a large shaved ice. Cherry flav....um..wait...mix my flavors. I'll have half cherry half loogie."

/YOU spellcheck loogie

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> @jwaves2007: Agree, although it would probably be like waving a broomstick around inside a subway tunnel.

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> Kyle Orton's neckbeard doesn't like the look of that apparatus.

the earl of weaver

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> @Suss--: Ok, that's fucking funny.

Sherrill-Theory

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> I think Burger King should sponsor the Boise zamboni.

econdave

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> "It's very cutting edge," said Amy Latimer, senior vice president of sales and marketing for the Bruins and the TD Banknorth Garden.

I see what she's doing there.

Creepy Old Man

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> @Burning River: @Carl Everett's Fossil Collection: Good points. I think this is one of those cases where ignorance is bliss.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> @Burning River: If we're talking facial hair, I'll buy it. If we're talking legs though, I don't think you can get less frequent than "never." Unless butches somehow put more hair on, or something.

Excuse me, I have to go get that image out of my head.

Carl Everett's Fossil Collection

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> Dante Calabria can't fucking believe it.

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> There is a blade for each layer of skin it will shave off!

The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> @Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: you are either absolutely right or completely wrong I think. I tend to think the butches would be shaving less than most lazy guys. Thoughts?

I'm Hafner the man I used to be

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> @Burning River: Sure, but those five lesb... err people probably shave more times each day than all of us combined.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> A big yes to the giant woman on that link.

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> The Zamboni-razor refill cartridge is where they get you.

blackheartededitor

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> @strangeffect: Too, even, you no-spelling hack.

strangeffect

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> Derek "Horse Balls" Anderson Approved.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> "It's the same technology they use to shave Ted Williams."

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> Referre Rob Schick is really feeling left out here..

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> Fuck everything, we're doing five blades.

[www.theonion.com]

The Teufel Shuffle

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> Nope, not gonna click on that link.

Colin White Devil

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> A-Rod would like some more tranny fluid please.

OlsenTwinsValueMenu

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> It's also worth noting that Schick did something similar with its Quattro razor at a hockey game in Australia.

was this sentence absurd to anyone else?


Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> Two bad they didn't roll out an appearance in the second round.

strangeffect

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> @Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: So they can advertise to all 5 people at the game?

I'm Hafner the man I used to be

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> This reminds me of a nightmare I used to have that involved Wilford Brimley and a sack of kittens. I'll never eat cotton candy again.

CIALIS COOPER

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> It's the same technology they use to shave Ted Williams.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> That is not smart marketing by Gillette, seeing as lot of hockey players tend to let their facial hair grow.

If they really want to sell razors, they should start advertising at WNBA games.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> Obviously, this does wonders for your team's playoff performance.

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> i guess they use that to make shaved ice.

thank you. thank you.

teh_joe

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> i never think about yesterday.

Abe Froman

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> Ah, a glimpse into the nightmares of Richard Zednik.

Jankie

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> No way am I clicking that link, but I'll assume she's a Cal-Berkeley alum.

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> But does the Fusion Power give brothers razor bumps? Oh wait, it doesn't matter.

formerly Chief Wahoo

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