<![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Fri, 09 May 2008 16:02:19 EDT Fri, 09 May 2008 16:02:19 EDT http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5623580 @Rbastid: An unknown Seattle pitcher hit an unknown Texas batter int he previous inning. I say unknown because it doesn't really matter with these two teams. And I live in Seattle.

ReggieDunlop

]]> 11:388860:c5623580 Fri, 09 May 2008 16:02:19 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5623529 @HugsFromHarold:The minor leagues to work on their instruction of "How to Properly Charge the Mound" because it looks like Alcantrara is the only one the 'gets it'.

ReggieDunlop

]]> 11:388860:c5623529 Fri, 09 May 2008 16:00:44 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5621163 Worst fight ever.

First the pitch was high, best also way outside, anyone know if theres prior reason for Sexson to charge?

Second, come on Sexson, your a big guy, you throw your helmet? he would did better throwing a punch or a big knee.

Rbastid

]]> 11:388860:c5621163 Fri, 09 May 2008 14:45:06 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5618021 That "brawl" made boxing pre-fight press conference shove matches look real...

Steve-O-Reno

]]> 11:388860:c5618021 Fri, 09 May 2008 13:01:58 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5615877 @Phony Gwynn:
Would you rather he go by his given name, Richmond Lockwood?

/hopes he has grandkids so one day we can have Richmond Lockwood Sexson III

Bob Stoops's Pleated Pants

]]> 11:388860:c5615877 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:51:25 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5615823 @Rob Iracane: Shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.

Becky_MI

]]> 11:388860:c5615823 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:49:48 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5615573 @formerly Chief Wahoo: +1, fChief. Thanks for sharing.

Rick Chandler

]]> 11:388860:c5615573 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:42:05 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614974 @MattMillenFanClub:

Cliff Lee's on the mound
Cliff Lee's in the spotlight
Finding his precision
Tipping his cap to you
And you didn't think that he could do it...

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> 11:388860:c5614974 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:21:33 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614912 @formerly Chief Wahoo:

i have not yet decided whether to don the boggs or the greenwell, but i'm anticipating an altercation either way

ltwinslow

]]> 11:388860:c5614912 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:19:15 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614879 @formerly Chief Wahoo: I was there as well. My friend and I spotted a middle aged guy guy with roughly two teeth, total, both brown. We joked that he must be from Cleveland. Sure enough, he was with a group wearing Indians jerseys.

A Robot For The People

]]> 11:388860:c5614879 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:18:23 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614797 @formerly Chief Wahoo: But so was the guy he was fighting

/Assume you're referring to Varitek.

thetaxman

]]> 11:388860:c5614797 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:15:01 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614794 Honestly, I'm surprised these two teams don't fight more -- it's not like they play anything even remotely resembling good baseball, and SOMEONE has to finish 3rd in the AL West. Might as well decide it this way.

futuremrsrickankiel

]]> 11:388860:c5614794 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:14:48 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614766 It's been a bad season
Please don't trade Inge
It's been a bad season
Let's all go get high




MattMillenFanClub

]]> 11:388860:c5614766 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:13:35 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614762 What else will Rob shake, now that he's out of fists?

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:388860:c5614762 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:13:28 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614749 Sexson's just looking for an excuse to avoid having another 4 strikeout game.

The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

]]> 11:388860:c5614749 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:12:55 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614739 @ltwinslow: One red-faced, Caspar complected, pig eyed Irishman said something about my jersey when I was in the Yankee Tavern post game. When directly questioned he agreed that it wasn't really a problem for him. Everyone else was great.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:388860:c5614739 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:12:17 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614737 @Southeast Jerome: Comedy pyramids > melodramatic ziggurats

MattinglysSideburns

]]> 11:388860:c5614737 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:12:12 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614701 @Matt_T: Josh Beckett disagress. & he's clutch, so you have to trust the man.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:388860:c5614701 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:10:40 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614695 @sir_pantsalot: Is that so they can't get the piss beat out of them?

/leaving now

Burning River

]]> 11:388860:c5614695 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:10:29 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614696 Any Cards fans lurking in the thread? Going to be in STL next week and have a question.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> 11:388860:c5614696 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:10:29 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614647 @Chief Illiniwek: Bruno Sammartino approves

Tebow2007

]]> 11:388860:c5614647 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:08:36 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614635 At least Brett Myers now has first-hand knowledge of what it's like to get knocked around. My God, is he terrible.

If it weren't for The Abomination That Is Adam Eaton, Myers would be my top candidate for "Phillies Pitcher I'd Most Like To Launch From A Trebuchet."

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:388860:c5614635 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:08:12 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614626 @Rob Iracane: Your timing has created a very enjoyable comedy pyramid. Kudos to you, sir.

Southeast Jerome

]]> 11:388860:c5614626 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:07:52 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614621 @MattMillenFanClub:

You want to keep hits
Down on the ground

Or Boston is going
To push you around...

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> 11:388860:c5614621 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:07:42 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614619 Andy Bernard thinks Jo-Jo is a pussy for leaving the game with 1 blister.

Matt_T

]]> 11:388860:c5614619 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:07:30 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614599 @formerly Chief Wahoo: Nice work there. Unfortunately I got shafted on my tickets, thankfully before I made the 400 mile drive.

Burning River

]]> 11:388860:c5614599 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:06:16 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614573 @Mr. Bigglesworth: We're not soft, if you act like a douche (like the kid in an Ortiz jersey who stood and clapped for 2 straight innings) some drunk guy will probably scream obscenities or pop you. If you realize you're in your opponents stadium and just enjoy the baseball game, you don't get bothered (too badly).

My expeditions to Fenway have been, for the most part, pretty harmless.

BigRicks

]]> 11:388860:c5614573 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:05:11 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614526 Shawn Bradley wants to know how someone so tall could be such a pussy

HazelMaesLandingStrip

]]> 11:388860:c5614526 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:02:48 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614525 @Matt_T: @Rob Iracane: Kiss! Kiss!

Phony Gwynn

]]> 11:388860:c5614525 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:02:47 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614520 @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!:

WILL you be serious?

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:388860:c5614520 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:02:39 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614509 @Sarcastro: Real men leave their catheter in when they fight.

sir_pantsalot

]]> 11:388860:c5614509 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:02:19 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614491 @Matt_T: @Rob Iracane: Oh well, life goes on.

EddieRebel

]]> 11:388860:c5614491 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:01:20 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614490 @formerly Chief Wahoo: I read that as catheter. I was confused.

Sarcastro

]]> 11:388860:c5614490 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:01:09 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614485 @Chief Illiniwek: Brain, looks like he's giving him a shot to the solar plexus, and, that there's gotta strain the trapezius muscle.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> 11:388860:c5614485 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:01:04 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614481 Jeter walks into a bar with A-Rod and Damon:

Jeter: "OK, shemales to the left. Non-shemales to the right. You guys divide them up anyway you like."

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:388860:c5614481 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:00:56 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614465 @pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: /shakes other fist

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:388860:c5614465 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:00:25 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614464 Gabbard is working a decent single leg. Sexson is about to give up the takedown.

ChitownChick

]]> 11:388860:c5614464 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:00:22 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614456 @Matt_T: /shakes fist

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:388860:c5614456 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:00:01 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614449 @formerly Chief Wahoo: Yankee fans are going soft. 15 years ago I wore an A's coat to a game (not even an A's game) and almost got beat up. Good Times.

Mr. Bigglesworth

]]> 11:388860:c5614449 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:59:48 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614445 @DennyCrane: /shakes fist

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:388860:c5614445 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:59:40 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614431 @EddieRebel: and a Corky.

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:388860:c5614431 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:59:11 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614430 @EddieRebel: And a Corky.

Matt_T

]]> 11:388860:c5614430 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:59:08 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614427 Sexson should have gone Izzy Alcantrara on Laird first.


+ Watch video


HugsFromHarold

]]> 11:388860:c5614427 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:58:56 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614388 @formerly Chief Wahoo:

i don't anticipate such pleasantry on my july 4th pilgrimage

ltwinslow

]]> 11:388860:c5614388 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:57:15 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614377 @Phony Gwynn: Not even the bitchiest name in baseball. There was a game in Atlanta featuring a Chipper and a Jo-Jo.

EddieRebel

]]> 11:388860:c5614377 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:57:02 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614356 @ltwinslow: Still beats a giant pussy move like keeping your cathers mask on in a fight. Now THAT is gay.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:388860:c5614356 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:56:18 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614344 @formerly Chief Wahoo: I've never gotten anymore flak there than I brought upon myself. Heavy heckling sure, but no threats of violence.

Sh!tShow

]]> 11:388860:c5614344 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:55:36 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614320 @pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at:
No.
Sincerely,
The keepers of the continuum transfunctioner

DennyCrane

]]> 11:388860:c5614320 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:54:47 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614315 By the way, when your ace is 1-6, that usually spells big trouble.

Barry Zito is insanely jealous of this win-loss record.

MeSoHornsby

]]> 11:388860:c5614315 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:54:30 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614313 Verlander,

if fastballs were trees the trees would be falling

listen to reason
rehab is calling


MattMillenFanClub

]]> 11:388860:c5614313 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:54:28 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614299 little known fact:

richie sexson has a black belt from the sweet valley high academy of bitch fighting

ltwinslow

]]> 11:388860:c5614299 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:54:00 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614282 @formerly Chief Wahoo: We were all cursing you out from home and/or work.

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:388860:c5614282 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:53:06 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614276 Gabbard got JACKED UP.

/not really

Stay Away From Oprah

]]> 11:388860:c5614276 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:52:58 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614270 What an absolute douche. The ball looked like it was over the plate or just inside just a little high not thrown at his head. Then he throws hil helmet. With all of that combined with the tight pants and man spanking going on I have no idea haw soccer get the "gay" label and not baseball.

sir_pantsalot

]]> 11:388860:c5614270 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:52:42 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614267 @Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: Mac Suzuki was ahead of his time.

HebrewHammer

]]> 11:388860:c5614267 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:52:34 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614263 @The Diesel: Wait! Where's Sexon going? He's getting a chair from under the ring. That's not legal! GIVE ME A BREAK!

/Gorilla Monsoon

Chief Illiniwek

]]> 11:388860:c5614263 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:52:20 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614262 Like to point out that I wore an Indians jersey to Yankee Stadium and cheered for my team yesterday, and no one was even the slightest bit impolite to me. Nice day at the ballpark.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:388860:c5614262 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:52:19 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614247 Sexson got more shots in than Lebron

BigRicks

]]> 11:388860:c5614247 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:51:54 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614238 It's the end of the Tigers as we know them,

And I feel fine.

MattMillenFanClub

]]> 11:388860:c5614238 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:51:34 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614234 ATTN:

Will whomever is in possession of Justin Verlander please return him to Detroit?

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:388860:c5614234 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:51:21 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614219 Too bad about that pitch to your face there, Rich, but your night paled in comparison to mine, with me having to put up with an evangelizing Jew for Jesus in the row in front of me in the 500s at SkyDome.

Wanna sober up really quickly? Have a nut talk Jesus to you at a fucking baseball game.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> 11:388860:c5614219 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:50:53 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614217 The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle

C'mon, Rick, you don't have to work purple to be funny.

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:388860:c5614217 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:50:42 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614218 That was almost as interesting as a standard play in a regular-season football game.

StuScott Booyahs

]]> 11:388860:c5614218 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:50:42 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614213 wasn't that pitch on the inner half of the plate?

dismalScientist

]]> 11:388860:c5614213 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:50:36 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614205 Needs more Chan Ho Park kicks.

HebrewHammer

]]> 11:388860:c5614205 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:50:28 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614202 ...when your ace is 1-6, that usually spells big trouble.

"There's something big about my Ace, but it isn't trouble."

- Gary

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:388860:c5614202 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:50:25 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614199 No love for the Jays shitting the bed in the 13th? To be fair though the real damage was done in the 10th. This team couldn't score at Mustang Ranch.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> 11:388860:c5614199 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:50:15 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614198 One of the Sportscenter anchors called Brandon the "Webb Browser". Such a terrible nickname makes me wonder if ESPN is trying to pander to computer geeks, and if they will continue their efforts by dubbing Randy Johnson the "Big CPU".

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:388860:c5614198 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:50:09 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614193 My pics of Indians-Yankees game yesterday:

[www.flickr.com]

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:388860:c5614193 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:49:56 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614192 Sexson deserves to get brushed back for A) Sucking, B) Acting like a bitch, and C) Being a grown man who goes by the name "Richie."

Phony Gwynn

]]> 11:388860:c5614192 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:49:49 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614187 That's about the only thing Sexons hit all year.

DumpsterDining

]]> 11:388860:c5614187 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:49:43 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614186 nyy is just fucking old. giambi, damon, pettite, big game mike. they need to get some fresh blood in that clubhouse. they need to be youthanized.

ltwinslow

]]> 11:388860:c5614186 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:49:38 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614184 OH MY GOD!!!! THAT'S GRAIG NETTLES' MUSIC!!!!!

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> 11:388860:c5614184 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:49:32 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614181 When you strikeout as much as Sexton sometimes it's nice just to get out of the batter's box.

DannyNoonan

]]> 11:388860:c5614181 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:49:23 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614168 Hey Verlander, what's left to ponder?

shtickless

]]> 11:388860:c5614168 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:48:50 EDT <![CDATA[The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614150 Sexon wasn't crawling away from anything. He was going to fetch the chair from under the ring.

The Diesel

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