<![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Fri, 09 May 2008 16:01:09 EDT Fri, 09 May 2008 16:01:09 EDT http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5623545 @tomford: As one half of the writers for Cock Knockers Inc., I shall keep this in mind.

Any other suggestions? It can be a build your own adventure.

The HZA

]]> 11:388862:c5623545 Fri, 09 May 2008 16:01:09 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5619970 @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: I'll buy the sponsership now if someone can send me a youtube link of NHL 94 with him.

FirstDerivative

]]> 11:388862:c5619970 Fri, 09 May 2008 14:06:24 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5618971 @LostinTheOffice: Forget spell check, how about checking the facts: Nik's shot hit the pipe before rebounding to Rafalski. Turco was about as close to that puck as I am to winning the Norris:

With Detroit enjoying a two-man advantage, Rafalski scored 4:28 into the game after a shot by Nicklas Lidstrom caromed off the post directly to him between the circles.

[www.nhl.com]

Clarence Rosario

]]> 11:388862:c5618971 Fri, 09 May 2008 13:36:30 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5618489 Wow that fight reminds me of the very early days of the NY Islanders getting their asses kicked every time Philly came to the Nassau Coliseum!!!!

BeachLover420

]]> 11:388862:c5618489 Fri, 09 May 2008 13:19:36 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5615808 Remote in my hand
but local news was scanned
A tornado warning blared, so I missed it.

I waited for it,
now I've read it
Mike Babcock proud, Congratulate Wings.





IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

]]> 11:388862:c5615808 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:49:21 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5615502 @garbageday: This is just fantastic news....and just in time for summer.

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

]]> 11:388862:c5615502 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:39:43 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5615109 What's the frequency, Dryden?

Hextall454

]]> 11:388862:c5615109 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:25:32 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5615089 How has no one sponsored Roenick yet?

Gotta be some sort of homage to his video game prowess. Who has $40 to burn?

(Also - in a great deal of foresight, hockeyreference priced Hakan Loob at $100... it looks like Melrose isn't making enough at the WWL to buy it yet)

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> 11:388862:c5615089 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:24:48 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5614957 Emma sitting on face > Holmstrom sitting in face

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

]]> 11:388862:c5614957 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:21:01 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5614956 @Phony Gwynn: Recent British research suggests she should cope well in warm weather:

[news.bbc.co.uk]

garbageday

]]> 11:388862:c5614956 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:21:00 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5614686 @Human_Cannonball: I think you meant to say "Without sports Detroit would be a complete wasteland"

HockeyMountain

]]> 11:388862:c5614686 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:10:05 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5614684 Ah, Red Wings fans... still as unlikable as ever. Congratulations in winning the series 1-0.

I would say that Detroit is blessed with talented teams that their fans don't deserve, but at least they have the self-awareness not to call themselves "Footballtown", too.

hockalees

]]> 11:388862:c5614684 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:10:03 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5614649 @Human_Cannonball: The Pistons and Tigers beg to differ.

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> 11:388862:c5614649 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:08:38 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5614639 @Human_Cannonball:Wow, with an 06 World Series Trip, and an 05 NBA Finals...

What have you done for me lately.

Schluby

]]> 11:388862:c5614639 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:08:24 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5614638 Niklaus Lidstrom took a slapshot straight at Marty Turco, who blocked it, but couldn't find the rebound. Brian Rafalski could, however, and slapped it home before Turco could even react. With that, Detroit opened the scoring on a powerplay goal. That set Dallas back on their heels, and the pressure just kept mounting late in the first when Kronwell took a slapshot from the blue line that bounced off the stick off Franzen that went five-hole on Turco.

Whom? I know there is no access, favor or discretion, but do they let the bloggers even use google to spell check?

LostinTheOffice

]]> 11:388862:c5614638 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:08:22 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5614583 @Yostal: +1 on How the West Was Won.

kayceebk

]]> 11:388862:c5614583 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:05:40 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5614419 Without the Wings Detroit would be a complete sports wasteland.

Human_Cannonball

]]> 11:388862:c5614419 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:58:34 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5614338 Thanks, RD, for that early Christmas gift - that fight was just what I wanted.

Cinnamon Girl

]]> 11:388862:c5614338 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:55:17 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5614194 @Yostal: +1 +1 +1

BigJimSlade

]]> 11:388862:c5614194 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:50:01 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5614164 Seven Swedish brothers swallowing the ocean
Ten Cupless years to sleep away the pain
She will return, she will return

or

The story is a sad one, told many times
The story of my life in trying times
Just add ice, stir in puck
How the West(ern Conference) was won and where it got us

or

Nashville was filled with promise
Colorado's a beautiful place
Dallas misses pucks that should have been gloved
Soon they too will be erased

Yostal

]]> 11:388862:c5614164 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:48:40 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5614158 Nicely done people

Let's get out of here before someone gets hurt

MattMillenFanClub

]]> 11:388862:c5614158 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:48:29 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5614105 I can sense a Buccigross column coming from all this...

BigJimSlade

]]> 11:388862:c5614105 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:46:07 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5614074 I believe in what you do
I believe in watching you
Because Malkin turns you inside-out



BigJimSlade

]]> 11:388862:c5614074 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:44:48 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5614068 @HockeyMountain:

I was trying for one for Man on the Moon, but I couldn't do better than that anyways.

Afino

]]> 11:388862:c5614068 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:44:35 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5614012 @Schluby:

Henrik Zetterberg agrees.

Secret Identity

]]> 11:388862:c5614012 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:41:50 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5613991 @MattMillenFanClub: @BigJimSlade: @HockeyMountain: @BigJimSlade:

I get minutes
I'm the real thing
I can check and pass and skate.
A wing with eye shield

kayceebk

]]> 11:388862:c5613991 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:40:58 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5613978 Dallas is losing their series

I think I thought I saw them try

MattMillenFanClub

]]> 11:388862:c5613978 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:39:59 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5613971 Gott = Good
Nytt = New, Fresh
är = form of "is",
Puss = Kiss

So in other words, "It is good to kiss my new boobs"

Right? Right?




Schluby

]]> 11:388862:c5613971 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:39:38 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5613962 Gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for brining the hockey-reference sponsorships option to my attention. I have just secured Josh Langfeld's sponsorship for the HSR, so woo hoo!

Oh and
Let's put our sticks together and Build a new series up
Our father's father's father tried, erased the goals he didn't like
Let's try to fill it in, bank the goal post, light We power played it you and me, we power play that goal light red

This is where we walked, this is where we scored
Take a victory here, take a souvenir

Yostal

]]> 11:388862:c5613962 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:39:16 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5613875 The Flyers have their spine, they've got their Orange Crush

BigJimSlade

]]> 11:388862:c5613875 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:36:41 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5613802 Swedish is English spoken backwards.

Oh and for the love of whatever, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:388862:c5613802 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:34:04 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5613712 @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: And if you believe
A Wing gets to play with those boobs
(play with those boobs)

HockeyMountain

]]> 11:388862:c5613712 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:30:34 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5613687 That looks like my freshman year dorm room. (except the walls were painted white and there would be two ugly drunk dudes sitting there insted of two women)

DumpsterDining

]]> 11:388862:c5613687 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:29:37 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5613657 @Afino: or "Of Mice and Mullets: Melrose, Chicken Parm & Me

McCroskey

]]> 11:388862:c5613657 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:28:06 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5613641 @kayceebk: @Dany Heatley Speedwagon:

+1 to both.

Afino

]]> 11:388862:c5613641 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:27:30 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5613564 @kayceebk: That's me in the corner.
That's me playing the puck.
Losing my possession.



Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> 11:388862:c5613564 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:24:32 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5613549 I'm as cynical a Wings fan as they come.

But damn they look good. I'm thinking I may get home from India just in time to see them paste the Hockey Jesus on the way to a cup win.

cromartie

]]> 11:388862:c5613549 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:24:05 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5613507 She looks smart.

Tracy Ham and Eggs

]]> 11:388862:c5613507 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:22:17 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5613503 It's the end of the playoffs for Dallas,

And I feel fine

MattMillenFanClub

]]> 11:388862:c5613503 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:22:08 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5613488 @McCroskey:

That should be the name of Bucci's book if he ever writes one.

Afino

]]> 11:388862:c5613488 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:21:06 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5613478 Avery is going steal everyone's lunch money in the Conde Nast cafeteria!

tomford

]]> 11:388862:c5613478 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:20:19 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5613464 @BigTenObsession: I have no idea what that means, but I hope it's "On the seventh day God didn't rest - he made my breasts."

Phony Gwynn

]]> 11:388862:c5613464 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:19:38 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5613439 @CIALIS COOPER: It says "To Hakan Loob, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar"

McCroskey

]]> 11:388862:c5613439 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:18:19 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5613431 @BigJimSlade: I missed a little bit of the game as I enjoy Gardening at Night.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:388862:c5613431 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:17:57 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5613353 @kayceebk: RE: Holmstrom... Stand where Turco works, now face west, don't think about direction, wonder why you haven't before.

BigJimSlade

]]> 11:388862:c5613353 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:14:11 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5613331 Oh and, in terms of fluke injuries...

Jay McKee missing Game 7 of the ECF because of an infection on his leg that blew up the night before > Kimmo Timmonen's injury.

Stop whining, Flyers fans. Call me after you lose 4 more defensemen.

Afino

]]> 11:388862:c5613331 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:12:30 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5613303 @MattMillenFanClub: That's great it starts with an odd break
3 on 1 and flashing blades
The goal official's not afraid

kayceebk

]]> 11:388862:c5613303 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:11:10 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5613294 thanks to Marty Turco blowing goats all night long.

I heard he's just a bad goatlender.

Afino

]]> 11:388862:c5613294 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:10:36 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5613266 Puss and Boots

Tebow2007

]]> 11:388862:c5613266 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:09:05 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5613265 It's been a bad day
Please don't take a picture
It's been a bad day
Please

welcome to REM day Turco




MattMillenFanClub

]]> 11:388862:c5613265 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:08:55 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5613235 My Swedish might be a little rusty, but if she is saying what I think she is saying I'm going to need a minute alone.

CIALIS COOPER

]]> 11:388862:c5613235 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:07:28 EDT <![CDATA[Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> http://deadspin.com/388862/look-out-mr-turco#c5613229 Gott Nytt ar Puss, indeed!

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:388862:c5613229 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:06:53 EDT