<![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work? - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work? - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Fri, 09 May 2008 19:10:10 EDT Fri, 09 May 2008 19:10:10 EDT http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5627697 @Schluby: It's not just you.

If they're not gonna make Lenny tweeze that sucker, they should've photoshopped that damn thing out.

Jamie Sommers

]]> 11:388945:c5627697 Fri, 09 May 2008 19:10:10 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5623177 Fuck the magazine, I'm more interested in how Lenny still has his teeth, lips, jaw, and esophagus.

ReggieDunlop

]]> 11:388945:c5623177 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:50:01 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5621340 @ImAManImForty: Are you scouring the internet looking for Ben Crenshaw photos that resemble Lenny?

creepy...

broad street bully

]]> 11:388945:c5621340 Fri, 09 May 2008 14:50:38 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5620965 Ron Mexico needs to read this magazine. He is a fiscal fool, taking loans from Candian banks? What Artie Blank didn't pay him enough?

kurt9988

]]> 11:388945:c5620965 Fri, 09 May 2008 14:38:21 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5620821 looks remarkably like Ben Crenshaw in this XCU...

ImAManImForty

]]> 11:388945:c5620821 Fri, 09 May 2008 14:34:11 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5619447 Chris Nolan, you weren't supposed to scar both sides of Aaron Eckhart's face, dammit!

Tuffy

]]> 11:388945:c5619447 Fri, 09 May 2008 13:51:13 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5618189 @DennyCrane: Biguns!

Juggernaut

]]> 11:388945:c5618189 Fri, 09 May 2008 13:09:19 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5617779 Sorry, Cade McNown, but you're still banned from the Playboy mansion.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> 11:388945:c5617779 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:53:07 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5617762 The whole idea is a wild hair. (Sorry, it's just that that photo...)

This wouldn't have happened if Lenny had followed my suggestion to publish "Dude" magazine: By Dude, For Dudes.

Issue 1 Contents:
-----------------
"Dudes, You Know This Dude?" (Guest profile)
"Dude, Check This Out." (Financial dvice column)
"Ohhhh, Dude." (Exposé)
"The Dude Abides." (Real Estate)

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:388945:c5617762 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:52:39 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5617093 @MENACEIISOBRIETY: Possibly Derek Lowe?

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> 11:388945:c5617093 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:30:50 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5617016 In a related story, the Mets signed Donald Trump to shore up the middle of their lineup.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> 11:388945:c5617016 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:28:39 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616909 As long as it doesn't have a website Bizzinger said he'll write for it.

HugsFromHarold

]]> 11:388945:c5616909 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:25:28 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616751 @Magnakai Haaskivi: i forget: who once said mental gidget' in an interview?

MENACEIISOBRIETY

]]> 11:388945:c5616751 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:20:52 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616726 This is sad. Same thing happened to those brilliant financial minds, Karl Malone and Shawn Kemp, with their magazine "Insemination Efficiency Quarterly."

ThWard

]]> 11:388945:c5616726 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:20:13 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616714 If only Dykstra had bought GRIT magazine and repurposed it, all parties might be better off.

elijah_dukes_mayonnaise

]]> 11:388945:c5616714 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:19:52 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616677 @Magnakai Haaskivi: "I want my, I want my players club magazine?"

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:388945:c5616677 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:18:43 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616675 too bad. i was looking forward to eading the editor's note:
"...so that's my editor's note. what are you left with? YOUR DICK IN YOUR HANDS. basically."


MENACEIISOBRIETY

]]> 11:388945:c5616675 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:18:41 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616561 That mental midget with the blank stare in that close-up
That guy with the crazy eyebrow hair
That mental midget has his own jet airplane
That mental midget's a gazillionaire...

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> 11:388945:c5616561 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:14:31 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616529 None of this would have happened if Lenny had bothered to read W.C. Heinz.

Bluenatic

]]> 11:388945:c5616529 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:13:15 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616487 he's just networking. good leads are worth the money it takes to startup a magazine.

i'm a card carrying member of THE PLAYERS WITH YOURSELFS CLUB.

~Phil Hartman'd

MENACEIISOBRIETY

]]> 11:388945:c5616487 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:11:33 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616463 Whats next a book for blog readers?

CubsDynasty

]]> 11:388945:c5616463 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:10:40 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616447 I'm assuming this magazine has tobacco stains all over the pages, even if Jim Cramer is vouching for him.

André Roussimoff

]]> 11:388945:c5616447 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:10:15 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616402 I would think Lenny Dykstra would be publishing American Bitch.

EddieRebel

]]> 11:388945:c5616402 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:08:53 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616380 @Bobby_Big_Wheel: I devoted my life to porn! He figured it out in ONE DAY!!!!

BigRicks

]]> 11:388945:c5616380 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:07:47 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616376 Is the single runaway eyebrow hair bothering anyone else but me?

Schluby

]]> 11:388945:c5616376 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:07:35 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616372 You'd have to hold Paul LoDuca back from those tweez-begging eyebrows.

The Sports Hernia

]]> 11:388945:c5616372 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:07:24 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616354 @Stev D:

You may want to watch this:
[jacklowephotography.com]


Sheepblog

]]> 11:388945:c5616354 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:06:38 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616347 I don't know what you're talking about. My glossy monthly Makin' It Rain Fo Tha Bitchezzz!!! is doing quite well.....

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> 11:388945:c5616347 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:06:26 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616295 @crazyjoedavola:

People actually want Larry Bowa.

Those are the truly insane ones you keep away from because they're liable to go on a machete wielding spree.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:388945:c5616295 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:04:01 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616294 The Japanese investors became a bit leery of Dykstra's mental well-being when he kept bringing them bags of oranges.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:388945:c5616294 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:03:59 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616243 Since when is Lloyd Christmas from Dumb and Dumber considered an athlete?

CreamsicleOrange

]]> 11:388945:c5616243 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:02:07 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616244 @Doctor Lingerie: Gallant has his representation request that Bang Bros. remove Gallant's image from a DVD trailer (while denying that the image is, in fact, Gallant's). Goofus sticks around for the video shoot & supermans that ho.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:388945:c5616244 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:02:07 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616240 The 1985 Biff Tannen would really like to get his hands on one of these to learn how to invest his gambling winnings properly.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> 11:388945:c5616240 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:02:02 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616218 I think if he named it "The Players With Yourself Club" it could have been more successful.

BloggyMcBlogBlog

]]> 11:388945:c5616218 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:01:21 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616202 @BigTenObsession: My Dad wants to re-hire Davey Johnson.

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:388945:c5616202 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:00:49 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616197 @Carlton_Whitfield: Not obscure for someone with the mental age of 8.

/frowns at self

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:388945:c5616197 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:00:38 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616191 @Stev D: He was a Penn grad, but for engineering. Wrong kind of nerd.

Civil Negligence

]]> 11:388945:c5616191 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:00:24 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616178 @Weed Against Speed: Gallant conceals his identity and uses protection with 19 year-old ass. Goofus films his own internal cumshots.

Doctor Lingerie

]]> 11:388945:c5616178 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:59:59 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616172 @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: [shakes head at being beaten in such an obscure reference]

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> 11:388945:c5616172 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:59:38 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616150 @Weed Against Speed: Not to mention the puzzling moral conundrums presented by "Goofus & Gallant."

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> 11:388945:c5616150 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:58:50 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616145 do atheletes spend alot of time on planes and busses? then i'd bet they read magazines as much as the average chick.

drewheyman

]]> 11:388945:c5616145 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:58:42 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616130 @TheLou-Do:

which were a question on Jeopardy last night.

Also last night? My dad suggested we fire Willie Randolph and hire Lenny Dykstra. I am worried about his mental health.

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:388945:c5616130 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:58:11 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616128 If I had to chose one former Philles centerfielder to manage my portfolio, I would choose Doug Glanville. Lenny would be way down on the list.

Stev D

]]> 11:388945:c5616128 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:58:08 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616123 @Weed Against Speed: Cannot wait for Pacman & T.O.'s "Goofus & Gallant" routine.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:388945:c5616123 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:58:02 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616117 @Civil Negligence: One of the great ESPN ads of the '90's. The Cat Fancy curse.

TheStarterWife

]]> 11:388945:c5616117 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:57:48 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616070 I thought this magazine would succeed. Sometimes, athletes need a break from the brain drain that is "Hidden Pictures" found in Highlights for Children.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:388945:c5616070 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:56:05 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616066 My name is Lenny Dykstra and I just want to sell you a car!

Detective Bunk

]]> 11:388945:c5616066 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:56:03 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616051 first issue dumbass

jwaves2007

]]> 11:388945:c5616051 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:55:41 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616039 When I think of athletes and their leisure time, I think 'blogging'.

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:388945:c5616039 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:55:24 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616030 Imagine waking up to that face 2 inches away.

(shivers.)

The Diesel

]]> 11:388945:c5616030 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:55:14 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616027 Marvin Harrison took the advice of the first episode and bought a car wash and bar in shitty area and look what that got him.

jwaves2007

]]> 11:388945:c5616027 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:55:08 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616017 When we think of athletes and their leisure time, we certainly think of reading.

Needs more Lienart drinking photos.

TheLou-Do

]]> 11:388945:c5616017 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:54:56 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5616006 Athletes read blogs, or so I'm told by Braylon Edwards

Chaunceyshammy

]]> 11:388945:c5616006 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:54:24 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5615990 Should've invested in that porno video game Tracy Jordan invented.

Bobby_Big_Wheel

]]> 11:388945:c5615990 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:54:09 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5615974 Why is Tilda Swinton's boss from Michael Clayton staring at me?

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:388945:c5615974 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:53:51 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5615960 I thought all athletes read ESPN:The Magazine? You mean those ads were a lie?

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:388945:c5615960 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:53:23 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5615951 I actulaly touched the screen to brush that renegade eyebrow hair away from his eye.

Phony Gwynn

]]> 11:388945:c5615951 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:53:16 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5615952 Of course, nothing will hold a candle to Cat Fancy.

/Wizard Cat

Civil Negligence

]]> 11:388945:c5615952 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:53:16 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5615946 Dykstra seems to be the epitome of not judging a book by the cover.

For now.

Sheepblog

]]> 11:388945:c5615946 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:53:06 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5615937 I think I need to see a closer picture, I am not sure that's Lenny.

CreamsicleOrange

]]> 11:388945:c5615937 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:52:51 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5615924 @Secret Identity:
I want to get this out there:I think you're full of shit.

7th Floor King Dingaling

]]> 11:388945:c5615924 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:52:33 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5615906 I believe we've already covered that the printed word is in serious decline, and it's all the fault of those glib, profane, full of shit bloggers.

Secret Identity

]]> 11:388945:c5615906 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:52:04 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5615896 Money, its a crime.
Share it fairly but dont take a slice of my Papa Johns pie.
Money, so they say
Is the root of all evil today.
But if you write a mag its no surprise that they're buying none anyway.





BigJimSlade

]]> 11:388945:c5615896 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:51:50 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5615882 There already is a magazine for athletes. It's called Juggs.

DennyCrane

]]> 11:388945:c5615882 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:51:31 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5615880 He probably should find out the percentage of pro athletes that can actually read.

Although I've heard Oden can read cave drawings very well.
/obligatory

7th Floor King Dingaling

]]> 11:388945:c5615880 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:51:30 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5615850 academics worldwide have praised carl everett's long anticipated thesis on the fallacy of dinosaurs

ltwinslow

]]> 11:388945:c5615850 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:50:35 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5615827 His old teammate Darren Daulton has his own magazine, too. IN THE FUTURE.

shtickless

]]> 11:388945:c5615827 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:50:01 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5615818 Sure, athletes have money ... but do they really read a lot of magazines?

A-Rod subscribes to SheMale Fiesta ("I Pee sitting down...or do I?")

Steve518

]]> 11:388945:c5615818 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:49:39 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5615815 Don't athletes read The Robb Report?

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:388945:c5615815 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:49:37 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5615791 Karl Malone used to subscribe to SI: For Kids

HockeyMountain

]]> 11:388945:c5615791 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:48:47 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5615789 Did the magazine have words instead of just pictures?

Maybe that was the problem.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:388945:c5615789 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:48:45 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5615782 Dexter Manley found it to be an easy read.

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:388945:c5615782 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:48:32 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5615781 I'm still waiting for that damn Oct 2007 issue of "Overtime." That's the one that's supposed to tell me about protocol at autograph signings!

HebrewHammer

]]> 11:388945:c5615781 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:48:30 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5615780 Agreed on Dykstra--he looks like a tard in every photo I see of him--I sure wouldnt trust him wif my $...

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> 11:388945:c5615780 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:48:29 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5615775 Darren Dalton should go back in time and convince Lenny not to publish.

RugDaniels

]]> 11:388945:c5615775 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:48:17 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5615763 Athletes already have their own magazines. The weapons don't load themselves.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:388945:c5615763 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:47:59 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5615742 Well of course it failed. Cigar Aficionado - i.e. lots of rich people in their leisure time - already has a sports division.

TheStarterWife

]]> 11:388945:c5615742 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:47:24 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5615740 Inserting lipper as we speak, hoping it turns me into a financial genius.

CreamsicleOrange

]]> 11:388945:c5615740 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:47:21 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5615723 Why is that guys picture on my bottle of adderall?

FEAST

]]> 11:388945:c5615723 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:46:44 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5615722 The only magazines athletes enjoy are the ones that Joe Montana keeps upstairs at his house.

Arriaga_II

]]> 11:388945:c5615722 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:46:42 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5615708 I though the exact same thing.

the earl of weaver

]]> 11:388945:c5615708 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:46:18 EDT <![CDATA[Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work?]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5615702 JBL looks like shit.

MattinglysSideburns

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