So, You've Been Watching Chris Paul, Right? - Deadspin Comments

So, You've Been Watching Chris Paul, Right?

BigRicks — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:10:44 EDT

St. Pauli's Girl > All Paul's

So, You've Been Watching Chris Paul, Right?

Herbies_Wingman — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:10:43 EDT

@BigRicks: Chris Paul > St. Pauli Girl > St. Paul (the Person) T'Pau > Rupaul > Ron Paul > St. Paul (The City)

Herbies_Wingman

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BigRicks — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:10:07 EDT

St. Pauli's Girl ? All Pauls

So, You've Been Watching Chris Paul, Right?

StreakinTheQuad — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:10:04 EDT

@Trot Nixons Hat:

OMG LOL +1

So, You've Been Watching Chris Paul, Right?

BigRicks — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:09:36 EDT

Chris Paul > St. Paul (the Person) T'Pau > Rupaul > Ron Paul > St. Paul (The City)

The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

So, You've Been Watching Chris Paul, Right?

Brazil Thrill — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:09:25 EDT

@Signal to Noise: Who will, hopefully, fall on top of Billy Knight, killing him instantly. Even if he's already been fired.

Brazil Thrill

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:09:24 EDT

@Jankie:
Chris Paul > T'Pau > Rupaul > Ron Paul > Cerebal Paulsy

Hit Bull Win Steak

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The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:07:39 EDT

Anyone who gives 5'10 guys like me hope that they can actually play baseketball will always gets prop fro me.

Hey Eric Neel, the average man is 5'9. Chris and I are above average, bitch!

So, You've Been Watching Chris Paul, Right?

Trot Nixons Hat — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:06:12 EDT

@StreakinTheQuad: There there... Have some Paul Dollars and such. They're like +1's!

Trot Nixons Hat

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Signal to Noise — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:05:19 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: Marvin Williams will then clothesline said lifeless Hawks fan.

Signal to Noise

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Delicious Pundit — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:04:35 EDT

Chris Paul is undoubtedly the best NBA player ever to be on NPR's "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me," which makes him the only NBA player my wife has heard of.

Delicious Pundit

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StreakinTheQuad — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:03:13 EDT

@Trot Nixons Hat:

so bitter...

So, You've Been Watching Chris Paul, Right?

Afino — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:02:56 EDT

@Grimey:

Chris Paul will not drink the last beer or eat the last slice.

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Afino — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:02:30 EDT

@Jankie:

Rupaul over Ron Paul? Ouch.

So, You've Been Watching Chris Paul, Right?

muggsybogues — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:02:29 EDT

@Jankie: Mr. Steinbrenner, I think I just figured out a way to get Chris Paul, Josh Smith AND Joe Johnson on the same team, and we wouldn't have to give up that much!

/HAHA

muggsybogues

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Grimey — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:02:14 EDT

Chris Paul > Steve Motherfuckin' Polychronopolis

Grimey

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Afino — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:01:56 EDT

@Deadspin:

I didn't want to go there. Glad you did.

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Jankie — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:01:55 EDT

@BigRicks: Chris Paul > T'Pau > Rupaul > Ron Paul

Jankie

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Trot Nixons Hat — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:01:38 EDT

@Suss--: The proper team is "Paultard" - you're implying that they aren't even alive, when they most certainly are. And very annoying and dumb.

Trot Nixons Hat

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ChitownChick — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:01:32 EDT

@Illegal Immigrant:

He had the name of an 8-year-old cancer victim written on his shoe last night:

[sports.aol.com]

ChitownChick

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Deadspin — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:00:52 EDT

@Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: He's waaaay to coordinated to be scrappy. That and the fact that he's not...

Deadspin

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Herbies_Wingman — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:00:45 EDT

anyone who makes Tyson Chandler look like a decent ballplayer must be a star...CP3 rocks

Herbies_Wingman

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Jankie — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:00:36 EDT

My basketball people loved Marvin Williams' athleticism. They kept saying, "Marvin Williams. Marvin Williams."

Jankie

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BigRicks — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:59:32 EDT

@Spectacular Sam: Chris Paul > Rupaul > Ron Paul

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StreakinTheQuad — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:58:24 EDT

@MickelsonsManBoobs:

i'll never be able to blame raf on anything. that guy was a smooth criminal.

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Spectacular Sam — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:58:09 EDT

Chris Paul > Ron Paul

Spectacular Sam

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DumpsterDining — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:58:07 EDT

@DumpsterDining: "your" not "you" - MORON!

DumpsterDining

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StreakinTheQuad — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:57:33 EDT

@muggsybogues:

the real muggsy bogues approves.

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DumpsterDining — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:56:42 EDT

"you know he's capable of stealing Jason Kidd's immortal soul"

Do that, and Jason Kidd will fly into a drunken rage and kick you ass.

DumpsterDining

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Carlton_Whitfield — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:56:04 EDT

Good player, just wish he'd stop with the crazy presidential campaign.

Carlton_Whitfield

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Sheepblog — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:56:01 EDT

Has Wilbon reviewed this post yet?

Sheepblog

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DontPracticeRenteria — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:55:54 EDT

He's clutch, he's scrappy, he's a gamer, he has heart... if he was white he would be the next Psycho T!

/shoots self in head

DontPracticeRenteria

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Illegal Immigrant — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:55:26 EDT

He's a great person to boot, just ask anyone that's even had a passing meeting with him. The people of New Orleans deserve him (especially after being duped into thinking Reggie Bush was "Jesus in cleats")

Illegal Immigrant

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Suss-- — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:55:24 EDT

Great, now all the PaulBots are gonna infiltrate the comments.

Suss--

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:54:49 EDT

@Matt_T:
/Who, as a reflex, kicks Marvin Williams in the crotch

Brazil Thrill

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sassydeerrun — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:54:42 EDT

Their uniforms are supposed to be teal! Why do they say New Orleans instead of Charlotte?
*still slightly bitter, but I do like Chris*

sassydeerrun

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StevieY19 — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:54:20 EDT

@millensdraftskills: Isiah? Please no.

StevieY19

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RedRocket — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:54:17 EDT

@Gourmet Spud: INVISABUL TEAMA8TZ!!

RedRocket

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Triple B — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:54:02 EDT

Ya, but can he juggle a soccer ball?

Triple B

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HebrewHammer — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:54:01 EDT

Wait, the Hornets are in NEW ORLEANS ?? Charlotte must be disappointed not having a basketball team.

HebrewHammer

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:53:41 EDT

I think that Paul has the same look that Deion Sanders has when he's eyeing his wife on an MTA advertisement.

Jews For Purple Jesus

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Matt_T — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:53:04 EDT

/kicks lifeless Hawks fan in the crotch

Matt_T

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MickelsonsManBoobs — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:52:55 EDT

@StreakinTheQuad: I'd say Rafael Vidauretta is at fault.

MickelsonsManBoobs

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muggsybogues — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:52:35 EDT

The best playground player on the planet. Skip to my Lou (circa mid-to-late 90s) with Zeke's decision-making in his prime.

The best Jerry, the best.

muggsybogues

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Bobby_Big_Wheel — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:52:28 EDT

Bobby_Big_Wheel: drafted first overall, I meant

Bobby_Big_Wheel

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HIV 2 Elway — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:52:14 EDT

@Bobby_Big_Wheel: And Darren McFadden will be the next Reggie Bush.

HIV 2 Elway

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RedRocket — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:51:47 EDT

IMO Hornets/Spurs is the only decent playoff series currently in play.

RedRocket

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:51:31 EDT

If Kobe is the MVP, Chris Paul is the MFAP (Most Freakin' Awesome Player).

Brazil Thrill

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DumpsterDining — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:51:09 EDT

@notthequarterback: White AND from a foreign country.

DumpsterDining

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Gourmet Spud — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:51:06 EDT

@Gourmet Spud:

It's not clear, but I meant to make fun of Larry Harris.

Gourmet Spud

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Chaunceyshammy — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:50:57 EDT

He's the next....(insert good point guard here)

Chaunceyshammy

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MattinglysSideburns — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:50:28 EDT

I'm a little tea pot...

MattinglysSideburns

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Bobby_Big_Wheel — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:49:56 EDT

The Reggie Bush parallels (awesome in college, people thought he should have drafted, goes to New Orleans and becomes a local hero) are pretty staggering. Until you realize that Chris Paul is fucking awesome and Reggie Bush is the next Trung Canidate.

Bobby_Big_Wheel

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Gourmet Spud — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:49:50 EDT

"Sure, but does he hilariously high-five himself?"

- Andrew Bogut

Gourmet Spud

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StreakinTheQuad — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:49:37 EDT

Julius Hodge is tearing up the Austrailian basketball circle... gangsta style.

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Afino — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:48:49 EDT

So, You've Been Watching Chris Paul, Right?

Nope. Can't say I have.

So, You've Been Watching Chris Paul, Right?

Jefferson Short Bus — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:48:39 EDT

Allen Iverson with a clean rap sheet and a supporting fucking cast.

/bitter Sixers fan

Jefferson Short Bus

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HockeyMountain — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:48:30 EDT

Julius Hodge is still not a fan

HockeyMountain

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metsarethe... — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:48:29 EDT

@notthequarterback:
He's a hardworker

metsarethe...

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RugDaniels — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:48:25 EDT

New Orleans has a basketball team?

RugDaniels

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StreakinTheQuad — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:48:14 EDT

it took ALOT of work to keep my deacs OUT of the final four throughout the duncan, howard, and paul years... but somehow the coaching staff put together their collective heads and figured out a way. fuck.