<![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> Anyone have the ability to super impose that hat onto Hitler in one of those "Angry Fan" youtube videos?

Darian McPeterson

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> @formerly Chief Wahoo: It's over in aisle four, next to the "Cleveland Indians 1997 World Series Champion" Throw blankets.

cromartie

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> i want one

Tyreeeeeli

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> I saw a guy wearing a "16-0 Undefeated Regular Season" T-Shirt the other day. I have to assume that if he was in New England, he would get pummled for that. More than anything, I can't believe they actually made those shirts.

The Coach is KILLING Me!

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> @OlsenTwinsValueMenu:

Hey, we used to produce baseballs for MLB. Close enough, right?

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> @ltwinslow:

Dude, we live in Queens. Cambria Heights, actually.

And it's bad enough with the French jokes around here, now I have to put up with Haitian jokes too? Why do you hate my family, Deadspin?

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> If I could score one of those Bacardi hats, I could have the perfect receptacle for my Bacardi vomit later tonight.

starksgotejected

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> I'm the owner of a New York Yankees 2003 World Series Champion hat. A friend's wife found six of them in an Odd-Lots in Georgia last year. Hologram and everything. I keep thinking that if I wear it enough the Yankees will go back in time and win two more games.

Creepy Old Man

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> @Secret Identity:

na bule' indeed

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> De 'ayshan delegayshan rules de nayshan brudda.

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> @Riddler: Hiero!

FEAST

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> Is it wrong that I still am having a Giants orgasm?

19-0 aha aha aha aha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

BeachLover420

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> Almost as good as the LOS ANGLES hat I saw at the LACC Swap Meet a couple of weeks ago.

Package

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> Oh, and Lil Wayne is crying. No, seriously, he's always crying. You know, the tear tattoos? Means he killed a man. A few actually.
/guitar gently weeps

muggsybogues

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> THE NEW YORK GIANTS ARE TEH AWSOMEEST FUTBALL TEAM OF ALL TIME

muggsybogues

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> @ltwinslow: Get it right Winslow - the Haitians are in WPB.

Chet Lemon

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> Maybe Burma refused the shipment of the hats.

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> My buddies Hench and J-Bug do not find this post funny.

BradLee

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> @TheStarterWife: Damn! I thought they were on tour.

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> Is this the same place that carries the Bison Dele swimwear collection?

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> @ltwinslow: Point taken.

Also:

Don't hate the Haitians, hate the game.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> @McCroskey: Not Queensryche's logo. Bacardi logo -
[blog.clickz.com]

sarah

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> @Riddler: I pray that my wife does not figure out how to turn on the computer and read your comment. Her valentine's day present of a "Coach" purse still gets me out of doing laundry.

CIALIS COOPER

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> @OlsenTwinsValueMenu:

baseball requires equipment. and sometimes food. also, i'm told being hiv negative helps

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> If anyone's in Brooklyn this weekend, could you pick me up a "Chelsea. 2008 Premier League Champions" hat?

I'm good for the .99, I promise.

Carson

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> Hat not pictured: "Buzz Bissinger, One Chill Dude."

Dale Ellis Driving School

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> @Sarcastro:

probably in dade county

fixed

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> Tommy from Quinze is going to have a hard time decided between the Pats hat and the Bacardi one next to it.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> @Carmen McFanzone: Damn you and your fancy high-speed internets!

Barry Lutz

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> No, thanks. But I'll take one of those Queensryche hats on the left.

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> I know horses sometimes wear blinders, but a visor? That's just weird.

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> @Riddler: You're probably right. It's still funny that it exists, but nowhere near as funny as official merchandise.

Windier E. Megatons

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> @Riddler: Wow, you're a bigger buzzkill than Buzz Killington.

+1 for being so diligent, though

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> @Carson: Or "Eight Belles: Alive."

Barry Lutz

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> @Carmen McFanzone: love was right before my eyes?

supermike5alive

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> @BringBackAlHolland: No, the pink one says "Mike Greenberg's Biggest Fan!!"

Sherrill-Theory

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> @Carson:

I think it says "Eight Belles. 2008 Kentucky Derby Survivor"

/come 'n' get me, PETA

Carmen McFanzone

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> @NovakAintNoJokovic: Might be a Smarty Jones Triple Crown hat.

JoeyPorterAle

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> It's hard to believe you can't find a hat in haiti.

/word nerd

Laser Guided

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> LeBron was going to buy one, but he needed to leave a tip.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> Something I have always wondered: The Dominican Republic produces baseball players by the boatload, but Haiti is right next door, and yet all we get are the Fugees?

OlsenTwinsValueMenu

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> 99 cent store? In Brooklyn? Any chance this hat is not really a rare official 19-0 Patriots hat, but instead is a bootleg counterfeit 19-0 Patriots hat that no one wants?

The look of that hat screams FAKE. No multiple colors on the bill. No NFL hologram sticker. No price tag through the hat holes. Close proximity to a horse visor.????? It's bootleg. Nothing special here.

Riddler

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> @NovakAintNoJokovic: I think it says "Eight Belles. 2008 Kentucky Derby Winner"

Carson

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> .99¢ is still asking too much.

Robert Barone’s Dog

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> Did he see any "Academy Award Winner Bruce Campbell" t-shirts?

shtickless

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> What are the odds that those pink hats in the background have a NY or a B on them?

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> @BringBackAlHolland:

+1, dick

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> It wasn't me. I don't shop at 99-cent stores in Brooklyn.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> Hard to ever tired of these.

This is the most post. Much like last year's Pats were the most team EVER.

strong like bull smart like tractor

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> Anyone have any idea what that grey hat in the foreground says?

"Horse" maybe?

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> @Gourmet Spud:

I can't wait until they throw his hatless butt in jail.

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> "Somewhere, a Haitian Boy is Hatless."

Probably in Haiti.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless

He is also driving a car, heading in the direction of that place that sells chili.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> /looks at typical 99-cent-store bullshit in background

Ooooh, combs

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> Supermike, your search is over.

Carmen McFanzone

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> I'm pretty sure the pink one behind it says "Boston Red Sox A.L. Champions 2003."

BringBackAlHolland

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> That would look great being dragged off my back bumper!

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> Kids in Haiti must think the 90-93 Bills are the greatest team of all time.

ClueHeywood

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> brooklyn, haiti.

tomayto, tomahto.

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> Looks like the 19-0 tribal penis gourds already sold out.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> And they didn't BUY IT?

Jen P

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