Michael Vick Might Run Out Of Money Sometime Soon - Deadspin Comments

Michael Vick Might Run Out Of Money Sometime Soon

ReggieDunlop — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:46:06 EDT

@formerly Chief Wahoo:Actually, they make you work at a Tim Horton's until the debt is paid off. Which by my calculations, Ron will be selling donuts and coffee until 2165.

ReggieDunlop

Michael Vick Might Run Out Of Money Sometime Soon

A Pimp Named DaveR — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:21:53 EDT

What's this all aboot, eh?

A Pimp Named DaveR

Michael Vick Might Run Out Of Money Sometime Soon

Human_Cannonball — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:17:47 EDT

Time to pass the collection dog bowl.

Human_Cannonball

Michael Vick Might Run Out Of Money Sometime Soon

kurt9988 — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:05:17 EDT

Mike "the canine killer" Vick owes some Canadian bank a few million bucks? Why did he need a loan? When he gets out of Shawshank, Vick should run for Congress. He is qualified to be a fiscal fool.

kurt9988

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econdave — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:55:10 EDT

@formerly Chief Wahoo: He cuts off your poutine supply.

econdave

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Mr. Bigglesworth — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:30:40 EDT

@DumpsterDining: mmmm...timbits.....

Mr. Bigglesworth

Michael Vick Might Run Out Of Money Sometime Soon

TheRunningboard7 — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:16:44 EDT

I desperately need Ron to give tips to Benson. out of chicago, asap.

TheRunningboard7

Michael Vick Might Run Out Of Money Sometime Soon

HappyFeltonsGloryHole — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:13:57 EDT

Mess with Canadians!!!! He better invest in the Ivan Gouzenko fashion line.

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

Michael Vick Might Run Out Of Money Sometime Soon

David Hume — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:09:07 EDT

@cowbell204: Cool stuff, best of luck. A friend of mine is an events coordinator for an east coast team (runs the halftime show, meet n' greets...) and has a great time - gets to watch the game from the sideline, gets all sorts of official team branded goodies. Only problem is - the team knows that it's a coveted gig, and pays accordingly.

David Hume

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Magnakai Haaskivi — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:08:45 EDT

@formerly Chief Wahoo, @Gourmet Spud: And the icefishing trip is DEFINITELY off.

Magnakai Haaskivi

Michael Vick Might Run Out Of Money Sometime Soon

Arriaga_II — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:08:43 EDT

They'll settle for a Benigan's gift card and some gum balls.

Arriaga_II

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Gourmet Spud — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:04:45 EDT

@formerly Chief Wahoo:

For one thing, you can sure as shit forget about borrowing his snow shovel.

Gourmet Spud

Michael Vick Might Run Out Of Money Sometime Soon

Magnakai Haaskivi — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:04:36 EDT

@cowbell204: I think that's Kyle Boller's official job description as well.

Magnakai Haaskivi

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:03:08 EDT

@The Diesel: +1 Surely you went on location to come up with the masterpiece.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

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David Hume — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:02:38 EDT

@Deadspin: No, no - he would have wanted her to play with his nuts only.

Because he wouldn't have wanted to give her the tip...

David Hume

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formerly Chief Wahoo — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:02:14 EDT

What does a Canadian loanshark do if you stiff him? Make vaguely unpleasant comments about you to your friends?

formerly Chief Wahoo

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StuScott Booyahs — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:01:49 EDT

@cowbell204: I'll be looking for you when I buy my nachos at FedEx Field.

StuScott Booyahs

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cowbell204 — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:01:35 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak:

starting quarterback / media relations intern

cowbell204

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THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:01:13 EDT

@Magnakai Haaskivi:

Word on the street is that Ron Mex took Bobby Fuller down.

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

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Magnakai Haaskivi — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:00:46 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Bunny Lebowski's qualified, then?

Magnakai Haaskivi

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:00:44 EDT

@Deadspin:

Close enough. It was the Browns.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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HappyFeltonsGloryHole — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:00:33 EDT

A few years ago all it would have taken to pay Canadians a couple of million dollars (in loonies) was to sell a couple of cartons in the prison yard.

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

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BigTenObsession — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:00:28 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak:

wow. assistants make a lot of money, apparently. but $1000 is pretty steep

BigTenObsession

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Deadspin — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:59:52 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Good thing she wasn't employed by the Cavs, Lebron would have only offered her $10.

Deadspin

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MeSoHornsby — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:59:08 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: 2400 of those and Vick could pay off this debt.

/math genius

MeSoHornsby

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Artie Fufkin — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:58:52 EDT

@How do you spell retard?:

He is your Buddy Guy.

Artie Fufkin

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jwaves2007 — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:58:21 EDT

@McCroskey:

You're so cute, I'd kiss you if I didn't have puke breath.

jwaves2007

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Deadspin — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:58:01 EDT

First Bear Stearns falls, now Ookie. WHEN WILL IT STOP?!?

Deadspin

Michael Vick Might Run Out Of Money Sometime Soon

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:57:49 EDT

@cowbell204:

Doing what?

I know a woman who worked for a while for an NFL assisting the coaching staff in putting together the playbook. She faced a fair share of sexual harrassment during her short stint including one assistant offering her $1000 for a blow job.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Secret Identity — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:57:31 EDT

@Gourmet Spud:

So Marcus isn't going to make a "What What in the Butt" Youtube video?

Secret Identity

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BabyGorilla — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:57:06 EDT

You want me to say it again?! You got me over a barrel! There, you happy? You got me bent over a barrel with my tender ass just waiting to be pulverized by your thrusting man-hood

BabyGorilla

Michael Vick Might Run Out Of Money Sometime Soon

HockeyMountain — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:56:51 EDT

@Magnakai Haaskivi: Well done sir

HockeyMountain

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Magnakai Haaskivi — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:55:11 EDT

Playing football in the hot sun
Vick fought some dogs and the law won
Canadians wanted money but Vick had none
Vick fought some dogs and the law won

Magnakai Haaskivi

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:55:07 EDT

@MeSoHornsby: "I'm thinking of a number..."

Chamomiles Davis

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PenskeMaterial — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:55:04 EDT

@cowbell204: @PenskeMaterial:
Seriously, though, good luck.

PenskeMaterial

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sir_pantsalot — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:55:04 EDT

@cowbell204: If it is with the Cowboys please cock punch Jerry Jones for me.

-Cowboys fan

sir_pantsalot

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PenskeMaterial — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:54:42 EDT

@cowbell204: If it's with the Lions, they don't count.

PenskeMaterial

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Grouper Sandwich — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:54:13 EDT

This is a financial headache that not even a case of deux deux deux will cure.

Grouper Sandwich

Michael Vick Might Run Out Of Money Sometime Soon

cowbell204 — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:53:39 EDT

/threadjack

I got me an interview with an NFL team

/shits pants

cowbell204

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PenskeMaterial — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:52:45 EDT

The Canadian banks have the most politely worded collection letters.

PenskeMaterial

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Gourmet Spud — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:52:27 EDT

While Michael was busy running the restaurant into the ground, Marcus was beating up some teenagers in its parking lot.

Gourmet Spud

Michael Vick Might Run Out Of Money Sometime Soon

Lady Andrea — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:52:25 EDT

@Christmas Ape: I had a stuffed Cooler when I was little.

Prison might not be so bad for him. Maybe The Herp keeps the Bubbas away.

Lady Andrea

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Secret Identity — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:52:21 EDT

@Matt_T:

You better pay us our money, or we'll go on strike!

Secret Identity

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How do you spell retard? — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:52:09 EDT

@Matt_T: He's not your guy, buddy.

How do you spell retard?

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Doctor Lingerie — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:51:26 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: I dont' know about prison, but it'll net you about 2 cartons in Chicago.

Doctor Lingerie

Michael Vick Might Run Out Of Money Sometime Soon

DumpsterDining — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:50:14 EDT

On the plus side: Vick can pay it back in Timbits and Moosehead Lager.

DumpsterDining

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:50:00 EDT

$2.5 Million. What does that equal to in cigarettes?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Matt_T — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:49:41 EDT

Michael Vick is not your fwiend, guy!

Matt_T

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The Diesel — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:49:31 EDT

Squawkbox: "Take yo' oda?"
The Diesel: "2 chalupas, 1 steak soft taco, an order of nachos and 2 ice waters, please."

SB: "Hole up. You wan 1 chalupa, 2 steak soff tacos, an a wata?"

TD: (Recognizes voice) "Wait a minute. Mike? Mike Vick? That you, Ron?"

SB: "Sheet. What? How you know it be...I mean, no. Dis ain't no Vick, kid."

(Drives around to the window to see Mike Vick in a Taco Bell hat.)

The Diesel: "Sweet. Nevermind the food, b*tch. Suck my d*ck and burn in H*ll. GO Panthers!"

(Drives off laughing madly for all dog lovers everywhere.)

/KSK'd.

The Diesel

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Christmas Ape — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:48:39 EDT

Probably shouldn't have spurned the Pound Puppies. Cooler has a lot of connections in the joint.

Christmas Ape

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Gourmet Spud — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:48:30 EDT

The bank should cut him some slack. The cost of running the restaurant became unmanageable once PETA cut off his main supply of meat.

Gourmet Spud

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McCroskey — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:48:28 EDT

Vick has counter-sued, saying he found a mouse in a bottle of Elsinore beer and would like a free case of brew as restitution. Eh?

McCroskey

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FEAST — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:48:26 EDT

Could be worse. At least it isn't 2.4 million Euros.

FEAST

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HebrewHammer — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:47:41 EDT

Did Vick open up a Korean restaurant?

HebrewHammer

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Dan Levy — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:46:00 EDT

And with the exchange rate...oh boy..the dollar is not looking good

/eats McDonald's hamburger.

Dan Levy

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BigRicks — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:45:48 EDT

@MeSoHornsby: I'd be more concerned about his AKC score

BigRicks

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CharlesBronsonPinchot — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:44:52 EDT

That Vancouver bud is expensive.

CharlesBronsonPinchot

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MeSoHornsby — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:44:32 EDT

I'm very concerned about Vick's FICO score.

MeSoHornsby

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Magnakai Haaskivi — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:44:23 EDT

He clearly needs a subscription to "The Player's Club".

Magnakai Haaskivi