<![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> @Matt_T: 'Round here we call 'em Jorts.

Nocturnal emissions

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> @PaulByrdsDentist: How did the worst pitcher on that boat survive, is the question. One survived, no?

Crews, dead. Steve Olin, dead? Chad Ogea... living?

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> @And finally. I'm fantastic. BE CHAMPIONS!: +1 Go Gators

@Billy Clyde Puckett: +1 Go Gators

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> @Matt_T: +1

ReggieDunlop

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> Yes, that's bad. The guy should be strung up by his nuts with piano wire.

But this pulls UF's felon count to within 100 or so of Miami and Florida State.

Billy Clyde Puckett

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> It's a victimless crime!!

DwayneBoweCoalition

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> I believe he purchased Bobby Phills' Porsche with the card as well- David Wesley, however, refused to race him

SeaSalt

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> @Schluby: Yes they historically vote democrat.

@Silky John-STON!: I was thinking the same thing. I would much rather destroy the credit of a dead person than a living person.

sir_pantsalot

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> @Schluby: @Barry Lutz:

Forget that, they can be elected to the Senate.

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> @Schluby: Sideshow Bob ran for governor in Washington?

Barry Lutz

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> @blackheartededitor:

Why he needed to buy Tim Crews' boat I'll never know.

PaulByrdsDentist

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> Florida has a football team?

shtickless

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> Well there is something good that can come out of this...

At least Vick will finally get a safety that he can't read and who he can throw to on command.

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> @BigPhillyMan: but the gators really don't suck. sure it probably sucks to be losing to the gators year in and year out. but that doesn't make them suck.

lets be honest - the only thing that sucks is weatherford. weatherford is the epitome of sucks.

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> The irony is that his great-grandfather Rogers Hornsby was a KKK member with a gambling problem.

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> FSU will use him.

/shamed gator

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> oh wait. ronnie wilson. right.

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> you know as an FSU fan, this is where I would normally say something about the type of people who go to UF and Miami, but with some of the things the FSU players have been involved with lately, I'll just take the high road and say that the Gators suck.

BigPhillyMan

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> @OlsenTwinsValueMenu: Wow. I'd give you a +1, but I don't want to join you on Satan's radar.

Sherrill-Theory

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> I'm pretty sure that I read about this in a Tom Wolfe novel. But I thought the guy's name was Conrad?

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Or,

Jamar Hornsby #24597-08 Indian River Correctional Institution.

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> i'm saddened by this news.

its not something the Gators can blame on a Zook kid. It's the first Meyer guy. Get rid of him and be a man - be 40.

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> @kjack: Yeah, but SS#'s get re-used, so he was messing with some future holder of that number.

JoeyPorterAle

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> @DavidTheMan: Maybe it slipped their minds because, you know, of the overwhelming grief of their child dying.

blogsarefun

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> recruit more tebows... recruit less negroes.

- rushlimbaughdontcareaboutblackpeople08

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> Meanwhile, Christian Okoye and Samkon Gado have friends in the Nigerian royal family with several million dollars tied up in U.S. banks and need your help to get the money! Of course, you'll get to keep a hefty percentage! All you need to do is send them your social security number so they can fill out the forms. Easy peasy!

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> Dear Rob Iracane,
Who does a guy have to blow to get approved as a commentator around these parts? For weeks my witty retorts to posts from multiple logins have gone unnoticed. I hope the next Combudsman column addresses the chances of being approved anymore so I can either work my ass off Rocky-style to make my mark on Deadspin or give up and accept my fate as a voiceless member of the community.
Yours truly,
SadJohnson




SadJohnson

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> At least he didn't buy a new bong from Texas teenagers on ebay...UGH!
/not on ebay,but true story is worse

lisa

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> All correspondence from Jamar will now be signed,

Jamar Hornsby
Scumbag Hall of Fame 2008


Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> Gotta suck when your expiration date comes before your credit card's...

OlsenTwinsValueMenu

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> Jean shorts aren't cheap.

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> Well, what was he supposed to do now that Aaliyah's checkbook ran out?

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: truly tasteless

/Bissinger'd

Tebow2007

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> @cromartie: couldn't an argument be made that he's less of a dick because by using the credit card of a deceased person he didn't expose the rightful owner to years of bad credit/debt she didn't create?

kjack

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> Also? Awesome brain asplode comments on the story.

"He needs to go. GO GATORS! (that is)"

/parentheticals mine

Silky John-STON!

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> @Schluby: With Hornsby's credit card grift fully exposed, he can move on to his next big scam... introducing himself to cellmates as Plaxico Burress.

/convict'd

I'm Hafner the man I used to be

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> @ftrain: Don't whistle him up. Weintraub is quite enough.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> Unlike most other SEC athletes guilty of credit card fraud...

/Fixed

Sherrill-Theory

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> The jokes on CitiBank, he's already maxed out Len Bias' Visa.

ReggieDunlop

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> "Wow, the bar really has been lowered for illegal card use, hasn't it?"
--1996 & 2002 Villanova Wildcats

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> @DeepFriar: winner takes it all!
loser takes the fall!
time to take it over the top...
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!




Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> It gets worse - Slonina was apparently starting CB Joe Haden's girlfriend, and Hornsby got the credit card while he and Haden were cleaning out her apartment.

"Yeah, sorry about your dead girlfriend man, that must be rough...*yoink*"

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> How is this more heartless than stealing the identity of a living person, who then has to go through the incredible pain to get it back?

Silky John-STON!

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> With Hornsby's credit card grift fully exposed, he can move on to his next big scam... introducing himself to women as Plaxico Burress.

Schluby

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> @Stev D: Some things will never change.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> @Gourmet Spud: that's just the way it is.

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> Until these credit card companies stop giving credit to anyone with a pulse....oh, my bad.

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> @ftrain: More importantly: What's Ned's take on this?

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: And he circumcised them as part of the deal.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> I can see how he'd be easily mistaken for an Ashley.

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> oops

Spectacular Sam

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> Yeah, Hornsby appears to be kind of a heartless dick. Enjoy playing safety at Tallahassee next year. At least he'd actually get a chance to start there.

Fixed.

Abe Froman

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> Hornsby should have hid in Tebow's sisters tits.

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> @J-No:

Or Tebow could put some of his newfound surgical skills to use.

Carmen McFanzone

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> @DennyCrane: Doesn't matter. The weather is always fair in Shanoff-land.

Spectacular Sam

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> @blackheartededitor: He also used Jayson Williams' chauffeur's car to get to the store

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> @Barry Lutz: Why not, they apparently can vote.

[seattlepi.nwsource.com]

Schluby

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> WHy didn't the girl's parents cancel all her credit cards.

DavidTheMan

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> There are other people at stake here, too. For instance, if Hornsby goes to prison, what happens to the rest of The Range?

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> Jamar Hornsby robbed a dead person, but Tim Tebow brought a few back to life, so we're still in positive karmic territory here.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> @blackheartededitor: And a Cory Lidle jersey?

I'm Hafner the man I used to be

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> so there's an open scholarship at UF?

[begin football training montage"
performed to Sammy Hagar's "Over the Top]


DeepFriar

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> She dead dawg

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> "If you needed money, broheim, why didn't you just ask?"

-Every Gators grad over the age of 40

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> goodbye gainesville,

hellooooooooooo FAMU

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> I support Jamar's innovative methods at sticking it to the credit card companies.

/he didn't use her skull for a bong also, did he?

SadJohnson

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> Just another example of why I think dead girls shouldn't be allowed to get credit cards...

Barry Lutz

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> What's Shanoff take on this?

ftrain

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> SHOTY Candidate.

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> Weirder still, he would only use the card while wearing Payne Stewart's knickers.

blackheartededitor

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies:

and considering where you're at, you should recognize that he looks far more like Plax than like Martin.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> Tim Tebow will be praying for his soul!

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> This really tarnishes "MeSoHornsby", no?

Laser Guided

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> @MattinglysSideburns:

That's where he got the idea - he's a huge Natalia Boa Vista fan.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> Why is Martin Lawr....

...can't do it. This dude is a dick

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> Turns out the credit card he was using was Ashley Slonina's a former U of F student killed in a motorcycle accident last year.

Well it's not like Ashley was going to be needing it anytime soon....

cromartie

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> The important question is, how does Doug Gottlieb feel about these allegations?

I'm Hafner the man I used to be

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> It's not immediately clear how he got Ashley Slonina's credit card.

Has Doug Gottlieb been near Gaisville recently?

Dirk Calloway

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> This happened on a CSI: Miami episode.

/No shit, I actually watched it.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator]]> Go Gators!

/wait, nevermind

Tebow2007

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