In Salt Lake City, The Bottle Hits You - Deadspin Comments

In Salt Lake City, The Bottle Hits You

CharlesBronsonPinchot — Sat, 10 May 2008 16:26:26 EDT

I think Lamar Odom would have an easier time guarding Boozer if the bottom portion of his legs weren't made of plastic.

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Innings Eater — Sat, 10 May 2008 15:22:36 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: Utah doesn't have a hospital remotely as equipped to deal with eye cancer in juveniles like Children's Hospital LA. It just doesn't.

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PantsUnknown — Sat, 10 May 2008 13:11:12 EDT

Lamar Odom may or may not be shortstack. Seriously, that comment is comedy-pyramid worthy.

This ham sandwich is good enough to eat and I have to understand that. --MamaCass74

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1_win_per_arrest — Sat, 10 May 2008 12:00:04 EDT

He also celebrated being in Karl Malone's league by going to his old high school's after prom

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suntastic — Sat, 10 May 2008 11:46:11 EDT

Lamar Odom had a double-double? Wow. Did he also manage to tie his own shoes?

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Triple B — Sat, 10 May 2008 11:11:57 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: Selfish pricks and their seven wives.

/ Mormon'd

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OlsenTwinsValueMenu — Sat, 10 May 2008 11:05:35 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: That being said, I'm with those who wouldn't miss the place if you blew it up.

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Brazil Thrill — Sat, 10 May 2008 10:58:34 EDT

I know there was a game being played and all, but obviously the most important story was Derek Fisher getting booed in Utah. How dare the Jazz fans boo a player that asked to be released from their team, only to resign with a universally hated, championship contending squad within the same conference? Don't they realize Fisher is the only player in the league with family issues, and that Los Angeles is the only city in the world with quality healthcare?

Selfish pricks.

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7-8 Deville — Sat, 10 May 2008 10:42:00 EDT

It must be difficult for a Dookie not to think about flopping.

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Herbies_Wingman — Sat, 10 May 2008 10:36:19 EDT

I would like to thank Carlos Boozer for missing both FTs with 5 seconds left, securing my Lakers +5.5 wager.

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