<![CDATA[KG's Jedi Mind Tricks Don't Work In Cleveland - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[KG's Jedi Mind Tricks Don't Work In Cleveland - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[KG's Jedi Mind Tricks Don't Work In Cleveland]]> @Dread-Pirate-Dave-Roberts: If you think Kevin Garnett is carrying anyone on his back to a title, you're outstandingly mistaken. Tom Coughlin, Eli Manning, & Plax already fulfilled the quota of improbable titleists for this calendar year. Your boy will not be the Dwyane Wade of '08.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[KG's Jedi Mind Tricks Don't Work In Cleveland]]> The Celtics were sliced and diced by Delonte West (21 points, 5 rebounds, 7 assists), Joe Smith (17 points, 6 rebounds), Wally Szczerbiak (16 points), Zydrunas Ilgauskas (12 points, 8 rebounds, 6 assists) and Ben Wallace (9 points, 9 rebounds, 2 blocked shots), Bennett Salvatore (numerous suck-tastic calls, 1 completely bogus charging call)
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Dread-Pirate-Dave-Roberts

]]> <![CDATA[KG's Jedi Mind Tricks Don't Work In Cleveland]]> @formerly Chief Wahoo: What's worse, the Celtics seem to have a bunch of fairweather players on the court.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> <![CDATA[KG's Jedi Mind Tricks Don't Work In Cleveland]]> I'm a big fan of "Dropping a few friends off at the pool."

francois_leroux_speedskater

]]> <![CDATA[KG's Jedi Mind Tricks Don't Work In Cleveland]]> @The_Great_Philosopher_Testicles: He's just havin' fun out there.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[KG's Jedi Mind Tricks Don't Work In Cleveland]]> In this column last week Cavs fans were unfavorably compared to Celtics fans. I present you my rebuttal, from the front page of today's Boston Globe:

[www.boston.com]

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[KG's Jedi Mind Tricks Don't Work In Cleveland]]> KG does the work..the rest of the team does nothing...think he's having Timberwolf flashbacks yet?

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> <![CDATA[KG's Jedi Mind Tricks Don't Work In Cleveland]]> You missed "docking the fudge barge," one of my personal favorites.

Also, someone needs to put down Sam Cassell for good. I cringe whenever he touches the ball.

The_Great_Philosopher_Testicles

]]> <![CDATA[KG's Jedi Mind Tricks Don't Work In Cleveland]]> That's some quality poop-jokin' there.

MisterC

]]> <![CDATA[KG's Jedi Mind Tricks Don't Work In Cleveland]]> Anyone see the Russell/Garnett interview at halftime of Cavs/Celts?

Stu Scott, after: "If you don't have chill bumps right now, you just don't get it." Well, thanks, then for the exclusionary tactic. I think I'll switch to "Dogfights of the Future" now...

Rock You Like An Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[KG's Jedi Mind Tricks Don't Work In Cleveland]]> negotiating the release of the chocolate hostages

I loooove that doo doo line, that boy's got TALENT.

ltwinslow

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