<![CDATA[Douchetastic USC Walk-On Video Is Neuheisel's Gain - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Douchetastic USC Walk-On Video Is Neuheisel's Gain - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Douchetastic USC Walk-On Video Is Neuheisel's Gain]]> "Whistle, whistle, whistle! I don't have a whistle, I just say whistle. Dad won't give me a whistle, so I just say whistle. Just like when I was a kid I say 'GI Joe, GI Joe, GI Joe' because I didn't have a GI Joe, I'd just say GI Joe."

DamnSkippy

]]> <![CDATA[Douchetastic USC Walk-On Video Is Neuheisel's Gain]]> But if a white privileged douche with a visor can't represent USC, who can?

An empty-headed blonde with big tits.


A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Douchetastic USC Walk-On Video Is Neuheisel's Gain]]> I understand rivalries and all, but this seems pretty tame by any football standards . . . Pop Warner, High School, College.

That-Dude

]]> <![CDATA[Douchetastic USC Walk-On Video Is Neuheisel's Gain]]> At least he unleashed his douchery slowly over the video. Had the opening scene contained the upside down, backwards visor, it would have been too much. Instead, he casually took us there...and WHAM! there it was. I'm just glad they edited out the ookie cookie scene that all SC football walk-ons have to go through.

CreamsicleOrange

]]> <![CDATA[Douchetastic USC Walk-On Video Is Neuheisel's Gain]]> are we sure this didn't come from will ferrell's funnyordie.com?

calmasacucumber

]]> <![CDATA[Douchetastic USC Walk-On Video Is Neuheisel's Gain]]> "Work hard! Work hard! What are you gonna do man?!?!"

Response: Uhh, finish this useless fucking drill.

Card_Chronicle

]]> <![CDATA[Douchetastic USC Walk-On Video Is Neuheisel's Gain]]> RED 7! RED 7! HOT ROUTE!

HasselbeckDomeWax

]]> <![CDATA[Douchetastic USC Walk-On Video Is Neuheisel's Gain]]> 1. ...is that the best Slick Rick could do??

Until Chow gets the offense's feet under itself, yes.

2. I'm really confused as to why anyone thinks this could be used AGAINST USC in the first place. I find it completely delightful.

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

]]> <![CDATA[Douchetastic USC Walk-On Video Is Neuheisel's Gain]]> @Slick Rick's Bookie: I know the video's been around for a while, but Neuheisel using it was a new development.

Christmas Ape

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+ Watch video

sorry Ape, you're a little late to the party on this one.

[www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com]

Agree with Signal to Noise...is that the best Slick Rick could do??

This could be over before it gets started.

Slick Rick's Bookie

]]> <![CDATA[Douchetastic USC Walk-On Video Is Neuheisel's Gain]]> wahahaha that guys the man.

nico002

]]> <![CDATA[Douchetastic USC Walk-On Video Is Neuheisel's Gain]]> Last week? Try last month. Neuheisel, this is old (and awesome) news, and desperation's not a good color on you.

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

]]> <![CDATA[Douchetastic USC Walk-On Video Is Neuheisel's Gain]]> @Rock You Like An Iracane: check it out, you won't be disappointed

Mr. Pennsylvania

]]> <![CDATA[Douchetastic USC Walk-On Video Is Neuheisel's Gain]]> and that, boys and girls, was the last time i mixed my n.o.xplode up with red bull

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Douchetastic USC Walk-On Video Is Neuheisel's Gain]]> That man needs a valium.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[Douchetastic USC Walk-On Video Is Neuheisel's Gain]]> Brennan Carroll, as a 9 year old child on Saturday mornings:

"PANCAKES! I WANT FUCKING PANCAKES THIS MORNING, MOM!!! I'M JACKED UP FOR PANCAKES!!!"

Ichiro Death Glare

]]> <![CDATA[Douchetastic USC Walk-On Video Is Neuheisel's Gain]]> @Dr. Michael Mancini: I was thinking the same thing.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[Douchetastic USC Walk-On Video Is Neuheisel's Gain]]> I had idea Bailey Salinger had become a sportswriter.

Dr. Michael Mancini

]]> <![CDATA[Douchetastic USC Walk-On Video Is Neuheisel's Gain]]> @Mr. Pennsylvania: Well, yeah, but I haven't seen Swingers.

Rock You Like An Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Douchetastic USC Walk-On Video Is Neuheisel's Gain]]> @Rock You Like An Iracane: or just vince vaughn from Swingers?

this guy makes Jay Paterno look coherent

Mr. Pennsylvania

]]> <![CDATA[Douchetastic USC Walk-On Video Is Neuheisel's Gain]]> @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: He's early Wedding Crashers Vince Vaughn.

Rock You Like An Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Douchetastic USC Walk-On Video Is Neuheisel's Gain]]> If that's Slick Rick's best pitch to recruits to not go to USC, it'll fall apart for him in Westwood faster than his customary three years.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Douchetastic USC Walk-On Video Is Neuheisel's Gain]]> Those shorts are too tight. Too tight for you. You gotta upgrade.

Is Brennan Carroll really Seth from Superbad?

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Douchetastic USC Walk-On Video Is Neuheisel's Gain]]> Neuheisel out-douched?

IMPOSSIBLE.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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