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Fuzzy Dunlop — Thu, 15 May 2008 08:42:06 EDT

@Chones_Chonies:

No, step 4: ????

Step 5: Profit.

Fuzzy Dunlop

Chones_Chonies — Thu, 15 May 2008 00:15:42 EDT

@Fugees-and-Funyuns: Step 4: ...profit

Chones_Chonies

IchiroSuzukiSamurai — Wed, 14 May 2008 23:43:42 EDT

I think something like, "I'm sure glad we get so much coverage of the Yankees, Red Sox, Celtics and Lakers" would have the right tone.

IchiroSuzukiSamurai

spinachdip — Wed, 14 May 2008 22:10:13 EDT

"Segrin24 has what it takes to make history. Go Wildcats!"

spinachdip

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian — Wed, 14 May 2008 21:52:00 EDT

Wake me up when the "First person to get propositioned by Lady Victory USA" contest starts.

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

KazMatsuisAnalFissure — Wed, 14 May 2008 21:17:54 EDT

Water is wet. - ESPNCommenter

KazMatsuisAnalFissure

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Wed, 14 May 2008 21:16:55 EDT

@Brad_Lee: S/he could well be a Deadspin commenter, with the blog in question being an unofficial spin-off (Ladies..., KSK, Melt Yr Face Off being the front-line of the official ones; Walk Off Walk is rising fast, though [/brown-nosing the combudsman]).

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

Fugees-and-Funyuns — Wed, 14 May 2008 21:07:04 EDT

Step 1: eat a lot of paint chips.

Step 2: watch Around the Horn until you find Woody Paige funny.

Step 3: type (but don't think about what you're typing!)

Fugees-and-Funyuns

BradLee — Wed, 14 May 2008 20:35:32 EDT

I always wondered what folks who didn't rate Deadspin commenting access did with their time. Guess we've figured that out.

BradLee

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Wed, 14 May 2008 20:00:26 EDT

Insta-bookmark'd.

I look forward to watching this unfold. If he continues to work towards his goal he might succeed, but you never know who will be selected for featured comment.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

Agamemnon Busmalis — Wed, 14 May 2008 19:37:14 EDT

Best of luck Segrin24 or camcam or whatever your name is.

Agamemnon Busmalis

LeagueofShadows — Wed, 14 May 2008 19:34:08 EDT

This is going to be great.

YOU TOO can be an ESPN featured commenter!

LeagueofShadows

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Wed, 14 May 2008 19:33:21 EDT

Is this participatory citizen-journalism, meta-narrative, or irony/irono-contrarian hipsterism?

MY HEAD SPLODE.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

Johnny LaRue — Wed, 14 May 2008 19:33:11 EDT

Just change your name to "BaBos23" (or whoever the repeat offender was)

Johnny LaRue

44 in a Row — Wed, 14 May 2008 19:31:59 EDT

I give up.

44 in a Row