<![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> @Bullet_Tooth_Tony: Let me assure you that they do not mean that list in irony.

DCTrojan

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> @KittyLitterKing: Even this St Louisan doesn't get the reference.

Turd Ferguson

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> I didn't know Homer played at USC.

100percentinjuryrate

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> I think that BruinsNation entry is either funny, or ironic- they just hired Rick Neuheisel, did they not? Anyone ever heard of a guy named Jeramy Stevans? And he's not even the worst to come out of that dude's program...

Bullet_Tooth_Tony

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> @Johnny LaRue: I wouldn't be offended. USC just takes school spirit to a completely obnoxious level, which makes other schools seem far more reasonable. Of course, Green with white/grey is much more subtle than freakin' Maroon and Burnt Gold.

Greek McPapadopoulos

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> @jwaves2007:
Yeah, that's exactly why I don't wear my Ray Lewis jersey any more.

Yellow Tail Swine

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> How is having Snoop on the sideline anything other than awesome? Notice there was no mention of Will Ferrell being on the sidelines, even though he stole millions of dollars from people who paid to see Semi-Pro.

Dr. Michael Mancini

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> @Greek McPapadopoulos: still trying to figure out if I should be offended or complimented by this:

"I didn't think it would be a big deal, considering that my own school had its fair share of school pride--everyone had at least a few pieces of Dartmouth clothing in their wardrobe--"

Sounds like USC is one giant Beta (r.i.p.) house. great.

Johnny LaRue

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> Even Mark Fuhrman realizes that there's some chicanery going on at Condom U.

Bearcat44

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> @Carlton_Whitfield: Yeah, but at Broseph U the women don't mind: [waynediego.blogspot.com]

Greek McPapadopoulos

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> I am such a master of this comment function it's not even funny. Will this get me entry number 47 on the master list?

DCTrojan

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> @FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns is the anti-Christ according to B...: That was a legitimate accident though - post Paris Hilton, little Matty shoots fire at all sorts of inopportune moments.

DCTrojan

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> @FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns is the anti-Christ according to B...: I was going to write that one off as accident - I mean, after the whole poking Paris Hilton incident, little Matty shoots out flames at the most inconvenient times.

DCTrojan

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> I would like to see additional charges filed against the USC players that raped the Illini in last year's Rose Bowl.

RonZookonRedBull

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> @DCTrojan: Don't forget Matt Leinart sparking the Hindenberg...

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> That guy is just signalling that he and his girlfriend are looking for another guy interested in a "devil's three-way."

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> That Bruins Nation list is actually incomplete - they left off Fred Davis' attempted coup in Grenada, the time that Troy Polamalu burned down the Shrine Auditorium, and of course most embarrassingly the time that LenDale White sank the Queen Mary.

DCTrojan

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> Is this the story where we can post pictures of SC fans acting douchey? I guess the hand gesture is standard issue.

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By the way, there is no greater context to this picture. Apparently the guy just rolls around to tailgates with a 69 sign.

Bruin Brewin

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> @ltwinslow: If only USC had it's own version of the 7th Floor Crew we could have a revival of an East Coast/West Coast rap war.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> Shortly after posing for this picture, Chris Carrabba would go on to pen "Screaming Infidelities."

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> That jackass in the Simpson jersey is going to regret that picture in 20 years when it foils his bid for congress.

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> You can practically smell the Axe Body Spray, can't you?

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> Hey dumbass, you're supposed to wear the tracking device on your ankle, not your wrist!

/any number of dumbass's alumni (theoretically)

Johnny LaRue

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> Linda Tripp sure is making a strange pose.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> It looks like he's celebrating a cavity search just out of the picture.

BradLee

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> Pete Carroll recruited Bart Simpson back in 2000 for publicity purposes predating Tim Floyd and Little P.

/thought a reference to a 19-year-old show would be hip.

PermanentInjuredReserve

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> That tailgate needs more jorts.

amorphous

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> My friend had a shirt that he bought on the streets of LA.

On the front: "First OJ, now Kobe..."
On the back: "that's it no more white girls."

I miss that shirt.

goathair

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> Nice hand gesture. Guess Vince Young made you his bitch for life.

Michael Bertin

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> USC is SO trying to be the new Miami

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> USC is clearly the strongest basketball program in the Southland, though.

Yellow Tail Swine

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> Not pictured: On senior night, all football players gave each senior song girl a commemorative pearl necklace.

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> /kicks lifeless pedestrian in the crotch

Tebow2007

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> He totally thought it was a Jessica Simpson jersey.

I Party With Smoot

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> Maybe it is a "Dress as your Favorite Athlete/Criminal" themed party. The guy in the Bengals jersey is Chris Henry.

Chicken Wings

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> C'mon, who hasn't been pissed off with the bottle service at a club and thrown a glass at a patron?

/Misses the Side Door, instead of the cheesy Pepper Lounge.

//St. Louis reference that East Coaster don't care about

KittyLitterKing

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> How could they forget when Pete Carroll murdered LenDale White by throwing him off the top of a building?

amorphous

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> By the wya...I can top that picture (though it's a description, not another pic). I swear on my life this is true...

About 4 years ago I'm walking ino court in Memphis. I'm standing in an atrium at the courthouse right before they open the courtrooms up, and across the open space I spot a guy wearing a football jersey (into court mind you...clearly not a bright individual). At that point I pretty much dectuple-take...because this cat is wearing an O.J Simpson Bills throwback.

That's balls...

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> May 15, 2008: Guy In Replica O.J. Jersey is arrested for date rape.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> Justice was sentenced to 60 days of electronic monitoring...

two months is a long time to have to wear a hollywood sock

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> @Gourmet Spud: i'm still on the lookout for OJ's orange county prison jumper

gotohe11carolina

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> Charlie Weis couldn't hold Pete Carroll's jock. Even with the help of Hoodlums and thugs...

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> O.J. Simpsons's UCLA jersey.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> (1) I don't think this sort of thing is isolated to USC at all, much as it pains this ex-Bruin to say that.

(2) That picture sums up USC perfectly.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> What are the chances O.J. Mayo leads NCAA investigators on a high-speed chase in a white Bronco when they find out he really did take all that money after his denials?

Early line: 27-1.

The Riot

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> Where have you gone Ricky Bell? Oh shit, sorry man... How about Mario van Peebles instead.

1976 Oakland Raiders

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> That story about Pete Carroll playing dice in the alleys of South Central makes more sense now.

chilltown

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> As an Eagles fan, I wish Winston Justice would have gotten life.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> I thought Nick Lachey was more of a Leinart guy

ChilledoutEntertainer

]]> <![CDATA[USC's In Dire Need Of An Image Makeover]]> What, he couldn't find an Assassins jersey?

Chuck Knoblockhead

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